₦airaland Forum

jalether:
We don't need your yeye support anyway , super eagles to win the world cup, let's go there ! ! !

mukina2:
see correct Joseph

wake up jare

Abeg Joseph no mind Mukina jare, dream on! Lol. The SE shall rise like a pheonix out of the ashes, the dust of broken expectations and do well. The oracle has spoken    let all the false prophets be put to shame 

mukina2:
Messi
Milito
tevez
walter Samuel
aguero
Demichelis

chei!!!!

Lol . . .
oh ye of little faith. Davids are still slaying Goliaths all over the world

^ oh okay. Thanks for clarifying.

Hmmm, maybe I'm being nitpicky about insignificant details but . . .

in this image, why are the Argentinian names in nice, bold print and the Nigerian names in small, barely readable font?

omega25red:


Poster

well if you are here in the u.s you already know how tough immigration is and how the laws are rapidly changing. Like some other folks already said get back in school and maybe if you graduate you can find a good company that would be willing to sponsor your legal status due to your exceptional work and attitude. Thats all i can think of because almost everything else would probably be illegal.

Lol, that's what he wants now. Did you not see this part of his post:

lysh4md:
PLEASE,  NIGERIANS,  I NEED A GOOD ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION AND NEED ONLY ANSWERS OF THOSE IN THE TRAVELING GAME,

BECAUSE HAVE NOTICED SOME PEOPLE JUST ANSWER WITHOUT THE KNOWLEDGE OF A PATICULAR TOPIC,

I'M CURRENTLY IN THE U.S AND NEED TO KNOW WAY HOW I CAN GET A PERMANENT RESIDENT,  BEFORE PLANING. TO GET THE PASSPORT,

ALL OF US NO AS NAIJA BE,  I CAME DOWN HERE WITH STUDENT VISA BUT NOT IN SCHOOL AND NOW I NEED TO CHANGE MY STATUS, 

PLEASE HELP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jossy r:
I am a minister in RCCG, we are not restricting dress code in the church premises only but every where.is it not bad how some ladies dress to church;thight trousers and open shirts reveiling their brests.are we going to church to serve GOD or the devil.

How can we confirm this?
So you're saying its true? other ppl claiming to be from RCCG have said its not true.

Obinna, the spambot got ur last post. I've pm'd Seun to untag it for you.

V3, trouble sleep, yanga wan wake am proceed at your own risk bro, at your own risk

The one video game turned into a movie that readily comes to mind is Super Mario Bros. Anyone remember that? what a disaster! lol

obinna5000:
This Denzel Washington movies focus is quite interesting.

I'm suggesting we do "Films Based on Video Games" next time. Chei!! My list will have more bad films than good ones.

And if you're thinking of rubbishing my Lara Croft, you betta think twice homeboy

Abeg I can do better than the native Doctor.

Nigeria to win the cup and Brazil to get ousted in the quaters 

nuclearboy:
Oh My God  , I wish I was ready to disclose my identity online and record/show the way I'm laughing and rolling on the couch here. 

Let me confirm I'm mason by taking and uploading a picture of my hand in it like "chris curls". Done! Now, so me and yaps oyaks are "blood brothers" in the same fraternity of the freemasons. and you, dude are in trouble. I will tell my fellow dude "yakky yap-yap" to sack you or reduce your percentage of tithe from whatever it was to 0.5%. Or maybe we should just put you on a salary of 8K monthly seeing as your intellect is comparable to that of an Aboki nightguard.

Lets solve the problem, Mr Agbaje. Go and take an IQ test. I believe the outcome would likely be single digit  but if not, you can receive what 3 Abokis' get for night duty monthly.

That will show you "I AM THAT I AM" and not your mate since me and yakkety yak are on the same level.

LOL na NuclearSir be that? see as you just spread out, relax for couch with laptop in one hand, flatscreen TV in front, flash your own hand signals lol  Rock on with your freemason self jare. lol.

davidif:
omo, where is james posey when you need him? He is the one that was supposed to be guarding Kobe like last time now the job has to fall on Pierce.

Actually, I think Tony Allen will get the call, don't forget the job he did on Wade in the Rd 1. I think he's as good a defender as Pierce and on his way to being better. Posey came off the bench and did a good job. Watch for Tony Allen to do the same. The Oracle has spoken

MrBrownJay, the Bone Collector wasn't bad now, wetin be your problem lol.

My absolute best Denzel movies:
Man on Fire - moving
John Q - TOP TOP TOP! My fav denzel movie of all
Book of Eli - powerful

My so-so Denzel movies:
The Hurricane
The Preachers Wife
Crimson Tide
Training Day - yes powerful performance bt not my fav
Out of time
Deja vu
The Bone Collector
Inside man - sorry, I didn't find anything special about his performance here

My 'what were you thinking Denzel' movies:
American Gangster - sorry, but I hate, despise, utterly regret seeing that useless movie
The Taking of Pelham 123 - like seriously dude?
Manchurian Candidate - movie was just blah

nuclearboy:
Jesoul will have to forgive me here!

@Joagbaje:

Watch your mouth. Blaspheme? Because I speak about one swing-hipped fake-phonetics spouting likely homosexual mofo, you say I'm blashpheming? You don craze before abi you chop rabbit food with fried eggs?

WTF do you think your oyaks is? Greater than Peter when Paul rebuked him? Or that he is our high priest when the Bible says there is only one high priest in the entire priesthood of believers and that Jesus Christ? Where's the seniority in that aside your asinine grovelling for Naira's sake.

Men of God? And what am I, Aletheia, Enigma, you, Africankel etc? Men of bottles? Or men of plastic? Well, maybe you are a man of satan anyway. idol worshipper worshipping fake jeri-curls. Ode agbalagba!

Someone please warn this $%^@###.

NuclearSir, no vex too much oga. In spite of all this, the church is marching on. In quiet, humble submission to God and the Spirit, they mind their righteous business and bear fruit as witness. It is well ehn, no vex sir.

Leonidis:
JeSoul

All those reports have more or less emanated from the same PM News article, which (going by the antecedents of the newspaper) should be taken with a truckload of salt.

While there might be (some) truth in the article, the integrity of the carrier (PM News) doesn't fill me with confidence.

Good point and you're right. Perhaps there may be some kind of announcement from the church concerning the story. We'll wait and see!

Very interesting discourse ogas

I think I share NuclearSir's hesitation to view this as slamdunk evidence indicting Pastor Chris as an occultee - not that the charges sound far-fetched or would surprise me anyways. It's a pretty popular sign that I'm sure a lot of us have made at some point or the other. For someone like Pastor Chris who's constantly in the spotlight, I think it'll be inevitable he'll be 'caught' on camera doing it.

Anyways, lemme go and look at Petres spooky site . . .

Pornodude:
@cibilola- you r right. I derailed the thread. Sorry abt that. It is just that that yeye boy was trying to yab my darling pastor.

Hmmm . . . I wonder what your darling pastor might make of your ID? lol

Anyways, are you saying this story is NOT true? What do you make of all these reports?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=+Adeboye+Bans+Mini-skirt&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

nuclearboy:
^^^ Ma'am:

I'm fine O, thanks. You nko? Yes, I guess he hates hypocrisy but really, the RCC has never truly hidden that they are more a political/financial/religious conglomerate than apostolic church. In that, they are much better than many of us with our posturizing.

lol, you wan incur the wrath of Chukwudi with the above I am fine oh, thank you!

Meanwhile, did you see the new claim that Oyaks is a Mason cos of some hand signals (new age teachings et al)? That and the re-appearance of Abuzola are whats on my mind. This section is about to become very interesting again

I saw it. I am not sure if I'm convinced though . . . I know these occultic symbolism stuff exists and is practised by many of their followers. But those particular signs . . . lemme go over to that thread . . .

[quote author=agi-tuedor link=topic=455170.msg6132326#msg6132326 date=1275414284]Just make some researches on The Councils of Nicea and Constantinople, Martin Luther, Vulgate and the general history of the Christian creed.

Personally, I think the bible or koran is not divine and will never be. Reason, because these are only reflecting the opinions of the writers and the age in which

they were written. Granted, they were inspired, but no matter how inspired a man is, he is always limited by lack of knowledge. For instance, you can not be

so inspired to solved mathematical problem on calculus without first be grounded on the simple laws of algebra or the precedence rule of BODMAS.

These texts bear the indelible imprint of the culture of the people amongst whom it was composed. We therefore, cannot say that these these people possess

all the knowlegde in the world much less of God. knowlegde itself is evolving, as we can see in the sciences which is just one branch of knowledge. Granted,

these texts have presents eternal values worthy of emulation but each one of them (bible, koran, mormon,etc) only points to a way to the absolute truth but

must not be considered as the truth itself. So, the so called holy books are only comprised on speculations, some of which are founded and some are not, but

not the absolute undiluted truth (which is impossible to be contained in a book, anyway).

As modern men, we should naturally stand on the shoulder of our forbears but must look behold to penetrate more.

The truth can only be experience within and experience individually.

Thanks.[/quote]I don't agree with everything you said, but I like a good chunk of it and the spirit from which you speak it. Godbless!

mazaje:
Hey Jesoul, whats up?

Not much my brotha oh and btw, in due time, I have a nice lil suprise for you.

Mazaje: Suppose that you are given 2 books and told that 1 of them is "divinely inspired" while the other is not, and you are asked to identify which one is which. How could you tell? What would you look for? What differences would there be in the end result between a book that is and is not divinely inspired?

Jesoul: It's all by faith - reinforced by corroborating experiences

Isn't that subjective? Ins't that what applies to all other religious text out there?. . . .

Absolutely. And I think that's the point I'm trying to make. Matters of faith are subjective. What is true for me, my reasons for believing in a particular manner - and whether my reasons are justified - are known only to me and God. And if my faith produces good fruit in loving my neighbor, working towards a better world, giving of myself - then what's the beef?

  A text becomes more than a text when its words jump off the pages and become true and powerful in my life, I have experienced it - that is why I believe it. And if it has not had the same effect on the next person and they don't believe it - that's fine too. No two people are alike. I can only speak for myself and try to explain why I believe what I believe - its up to each of us to figure it out for ourselves.

[quote author=Abuzola ! link=topic=455347.msg6133588#msg6133588 date=1275426340]@mod- training camp for what ?[/quote]Me I dunno oh which camp you went. You came back guns blazing lashing out left and right. I can only assume you've been in training to up your game here in this section abi no be so?

oh bien. Sí, estoy en Boston. ¿Cómo es el Reino Unido en estos días?

_{usted me está haciendo uso de las horas extraordinarias traductor Google! lol}

MAYOWAAK:
Pastors of the Redeemed Christian Church of God in Nigeria have started enforcing the dress code for all worshipers handed down by the General Overseer of the Church, Pastor Enoch Adeboye

The GO, as Adeboye is called by the teeming worshipers, had announced recently that women must not wear gold trinkets, artificial hair and trousers and short skirts to church.

He also banned women and men from colouring or bleaching their hair when they are coming to church.

P.M.NEWS gathered that pastors in the various parishes of the church have started implementing the strict dress code, starting with the church workers.

A member of the church who is also a senior worker in one of the parishes confirmed that the pastors are enforcing the ban among the church workers.

The church worker, who pleaded for anonymity, said the pastors started with the church workers because they are directly supervising the workers

He said the pastors cannot force the larger congregation to abide by the new dress code because worshippers, especially first timers, voluntarily went there to worship.

According to him, “new worshippers who unknowingly flout the dress code will definitely change by the time they listen to what the pastor preaches from the pulpit. Changing their mode of dressing is a gradual process.”

The strict dress code has been criticised in some quarters and described as too conservative, considering the fact that in some Pentecostal churches, female members are allowed to wear trousers and artificial hair to church. In those churches, women and even men bleach their hair while while some men also wear earing in one of thier ears.

In Kris Okotie’s Household of God, Chris Oyakhilome’s Christ Embassy, and in Paul Adefrasin’s House on The Rock Church, it is fashionable for women to wear trousers and short skirts to church. It is this freedom to wear anything that makes these churches the place to be for youths on Sundays.

SOURCE:PM NEWS 01 JUNE 2010

So they looked around the congregation, the entire church worldwide and decided that gold jewelry, women's pants, hair color and some hair weave is the burning problem plaguing their church today? and while modesty (dress-wise) is a virtue of incredible value, it was never meant to be enforced as a law - but moreso freely overflow out of a transformed heart and a renewed mind.

And if they had truly saved church members, they won't even have to enforce such a law in the first place, they would naturally dress modestly.

Well, the RCCG is a private institution and people choose of their own volition to go there and willingly subject and enslave themselves to such rules. Goodluck to them.

En serio? whereabouts Beantown?

OLULAW:
Hola señora, yo no odio a los católicos. Sin embargo, me gusta la hipocresía institucional. Creo que estoy enamorado de usted ya ,  pero espero que no eres un católico. Sin embargo, si es así, entonces espero que usted no es un hipócrita.

Sir Olu, estoy escribiendo con la ayuda de traductor Google - mi español es muy básico. Me imaginé que no odio a los católicos, los que odio la hipocresía que he mencionado que en el otro hilo. Y no, yo no soy católico lol.

And I think its against the rules to write in a different language so we can go back to english now, I've reached my spanish capabilities anyways

Resurrected!

Today is "resurrect PastorAIO's thread" day

^I'll take that as a compliment 

Abuzola, welcome back. I see you made your grand return with guns blazing, poised to become "our worst nightmare" as your signature declares. So where have you been? in training camp? 

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OLULAW:
Hola JeSoul, muchas gracias. Ahora voy a tomar un descanso

Gracias senor. entonces ¿por qué los católicos hacen tan enojado?

nuclearboy:
^^^ J-Love, You took the words right out my mouth as I came in here to ask what the RCC has done to him.

Lol. Maybe he just really hates hypocrisy?

NuclearSir, how you dey?

More importantly, its not just the RCC that has issues - WOFers believe they are god, anglicans are joining cults and "crowning" lesbians as bishops and pentecostals are saying tithes are the only way to Heaven. Jehovah's witness "babes" (very often here in Ibadan) leave the Kingdom Hall "Conservative", go evangelising and return home "Liberal" and nine months later enter "Labour" .

More and more, I feel the right thing is to pray for the Body of Christ as its rather obvious the enemy is who's really on a rampage to discredit the Personage behind Christianity.

Olu, ALL have sinned and come short of the Glory of God. The RCC is not immune to that statement!

A thousand and one Amens to that.

Biutiful it certainly is. Gramps Morgan made his presence felt. Arie with her gorgeous lyrics. Awesome track. Not the nonsense solja boy crap prevailing these days.

@JK, Denzel!

v3:
India Arie

Therapy ^{*wrong thread , runs off to the music thread*}

Why the tears? Therapy is an absolute thing of joy