₦airaland Forum

Hahahahahahahaha. Guy this is not funny oh. Leave Buhari oh. He got nothing to do with this.

fablani:
Oga come back and enjoy your Buhari change o.
Who are you leaving it for to enjoy alone

Those Nigerian wanting Oyinbos should realise one thing. These oyinbos get craze for head. They fit carry gun shoot you or shuk you knife. They no send

Many people in this country are not mentally stable. How can you smash a baby on the floor. What kind of evil will possess you to do such.

Sha no allow your oga to catch you oh.

udomonday:
people always talk about nymphos,but i never really take them seriously until yesterday night.am always attracted to girls that are big and curvy with big backside,infact if you check the long list of my sexual partners,they always fall into the big and curvy category,slim and tiny girls dont really attract me.but yesterday night i was practically seduced by a very slim and tiny but sexy girl in my office,it was when we were fucking that i knew the difference between orobo and lepa.she was fire,i bleeped her for more than 45 minutes and she was wriggling like a snake,she kept moaning like someone that is possessed,asking me to go harder and faster,i bleeped her with a lot of energy for an hour before i reached orgasm,after that she grabbed me and asked to use my hand on her pussy,damn i fingered her vigorously,sucking her breast,she practically had her pussy in my face and wriggling like a spirit i put four of my fingers in her pussy and everything went inside and she was really in another world,i ended up inserting my whole fist inside her pussy and it was so wet and open that it swallowed my fist and wrist i bleeped her with my arm for about 30minutes more before she squirted, yes she actually squirted, my shirt and my body was wet with her squirt.after everything she told me thank you.i have slept with a lot of women and am always the one that wins the match,but yesterday i met someone that floored me,right now am warming up for a rematch.and am going to take my sexual game to the highest height.

As if raping the poor woman was not enough, you decided to snuff life out of her. Even your family members don tire for your matter. They should just set your balls on a table and smash it with a sledge hammer. That's all. If you see woman again in your life, you go run.

One thing club sides hate is when players refuse to sign a new contract. It pisses club officials off. They made you an offer. Why not sign it. Had he signed it, then he would have had the upper hand against them. I don't think it was just about they wanting you not to represent Nigeria at AFCON. There is more to this. But now they have terminated your contract. They will compensate you o, but you need to try and get a new club soon because money go finish. You have to keep earning.

Don't mind Nigerians. They have been telling us to link this thing since. All the communication companies ran adverts, sent text messages, sent reminders. Still many Nigerians ignored. Now they are complaining that they cannot call. We love fire brigade approach in this country. We won't do things at the appropriate time. They even made it easy on how to link. Yet we ignore everything. We get coconut head for this Naija.

Yemi is right. They just don't give Grammy Awards based on views and number of YouTube downloads. What impact does your music have in the African continent. What message is your music album trying to pass across? Many Nigerian artists think that as long as it is a club banger and it has 10 million hits on YouTube, then the music is automatically meant for a Grammy award. This is a wake up call to our artistes. We need to do better. Pass better messages across. Not money, women shaking yansh and popping champagne. Naaah.

Ladies are always swayed by spontaneous emotions.

This Justin guy should leave this relationship and let go. The way this is going, he might just carry gun and shoot her. Oyinbos are that crazy. Just free Korra. You will see hotter, more committed babes than Korra abeg. I'm sure the man feels used. Naija babes will be looking for white man to marry because of paper. You know you won't be loyal, why marry then.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Baba dey wet ground for 2023. What our politicians won't do for votes does not exist.

These people do not know how to manage data. You will register finish, it will tell you successful. Whereas it didn't successfully register. They won't tell you that it wasn't successful. They will assume that you did not register at all. This Naija ehn. We get nothing right in this country.

Na wah oh. Make person dey suffer because of another man's sins. The UK and this their holier than thou attitude. They should continue. It will soon reach them..

Me I am not heartless oh. You can message me so we can get to know each other better.

Jennyclay:
Nigerian men are Heartless. JEZ!!

The teacher should spend the rest of his miserable life in jail. Animal!!

They have run this madam street ooo.

In as much as I would have loved Banky W to delve into politics so as to influence the change we desire at grassroot level, I am sad to inform him that he might not win that election because some very "powerful political cronies" have their own preferred candidate and they know how well to rig an election. Nigerians now bypass anything just to favour them.

Where I have problem with Google is that they don't do verification checks on these apps. It's an open source platform, hence any web or app developer can just wake up one day and develop a loan application. Not licensed, not registered. And there is it on Google with so many fake reviews. How can Google bots not detect spam reviews? The spam reviews are so much more than the real review, so it doesn't have any effect on the rating of that app. So Google won't pull such an app down. But I think Google should be able to have a contact in Africa where grievances can be made. I can just wake up one morning as an app developer and develop an app to recruit terrorists. And Google won't still know about it. This is the main reason why most app developers prefer Google than Apple. It's so easy on Google, whereas not that easy on Apple.

Baba wan drive Benz. You don't want to work hard, but you want soft life shebi so that those who are working hard will look like they are lazy.

And no group has come out to claim responsibility for the attack Shey? Where is our intelligence? What then do they do in that Nigerian Intelligence Agency? Shebi we dey watch American movies where the FBI and CIA know almost every terrorist and their allies and even monitor their movements. We have none of these in Nigeria. It's so disgraceful that these guys planned and executed their attack, and there was no single intelligence report by our security agencies.

It's very simple. Their local languages have taken over their English. And many people didn't pay good attention to English language when being taught right from Primary and secondary school. Then also who you surround yourself with also affects. Then most Nigerian graduates don't read or do vocabulary development. There is a difference between written and spoken English too.

These terrorists caught the Nigerian government off guard. They didn't see this coming. I wonder how we have to wait for disasters to happen before becoming proactive in this country. We need to stop arms infiltration into the country. Where are these guys seeing money to smuggle and buy arms like this? I don't know why we are having so much insecurity issues like this. I don't think even our neighbouring African countries have these much issues we have. Everyone is just so desperate in Nigeria. We want money at all cost and by whatever means possible. It's so sad. Now innocent people have lost their lives for nothing. Including the young and promising Dr Chinelo. I feel baba God should just wipe Nigeria off the world map. Maybe that would kuku be the best solution.

It's our fellow Nigerians just like you and I that is perpetuating this wicked and despicable acts against a fellow human being. Why would you kill someone? Like why are we this wicked in this country? I think the evil in our land is the reason why this country may never be great again. And it's we Nigerians who complain, are the very ones that will be doing nonsense with so much impunity. Everyone wants to be rich at all cost. Everyone is so desperate. Like what the hell is wrong with us in this country?

It's always until something bad happens to its citizens before the Nigerian government begins to run up and down and do things they ought to have done since. How were there no cameras or surveillance system in the train? How they didn't think of creating a security formation on each train stops along that route? It was something that was so easy to think of. But our security forces are only interested in collecting salaries and using the salaries to maintain their very large pot bellies. They cannot just think outside the box. They are not proactive. Now lives have been lost.

Mama sef collect filthy lucre. She no get mind ask her son where he see this kain money from. Poverty has turned out brains upside down in this country. Poverty is the main reason why Nigeria never move forward..

I keep saying it, and I will continue to say it that Nigerians are the problems of Nigeria.

You'll be shocked that the next girl has worst skeletons. Many of these babes passed through the "Hooooee phase" at one point in their lives. Especially back in the University. Bad influence from friends and all. But when they see that they are about to clock 30, and all their mates are married, then they too will now start getting serious with a man.

Exactly. They must give it to Jagaban in 2023 o. They seem to be doing a fabulous job.

Minime10:
APC is indeed tackling insecurity and they must be supported to continue the good work come 2023

This was a classic back in the days. This was what made Sola Shobowale to blow

Maybe you should convince her to book a session with a professional marriage counselor. Not your pastor oh, but a Professional marriage counselor.

Like why do we Africans see politics as a do or die affair like this? It is too attractive to be a politician in Nigeria because we have so many people in politics who aren't supposed to be there. They are not ready to work, only to steal money and divert contracts. You don't find Americans killing each other to get into power. It's only in Africa. Everything is violence. They will send thugs to come and disrupt party convention. Naija and our unique ways of doing things ehn.

We are so wicked in this country. Very heartless. The Devil sef no pass this one wey we dey do.

Hahahahahahahahahahahah.. See advice. Omo na baby mama things be that

Yamiriflathead:
Guy don't get married else you'll regret it. Mark my words.
When you're comfortable, get a girl that chooses u pregnant and raise your kids by her.
When you've enjoyed your life till say 60, and you need companionship marry a virgin Regina something in her early 20s with hot, young blood and thank me later