₦airaland Forum

Sermon:
If you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem.

It takes moral courage and a little human decency to act against wrongdoing.

Not surprised the way the vote is going.

Thor:
The reason many people have voted against turning in a relative or friend is because the majority know such a person or are themselves or have been involved in 419 at some time

That is the sad state of the nation

you are so right. they are all at it wait until you see the same bunch criticize others not doing this and that to better the society.

duplicate thread

ThiefOfHearts:
what is an atheist looking for in Christian chatrooms?

Lol you think this money sucking situation is merely a coincidence?

Atheist claim to be so smart and not daft like Christians or muslims, etc yet i dont know of any of the two faiths that would fall for this bullshit.

you sure work for your money/ appointment girl. i trust u to always sort things like these out. that phrase christian chat room was funny to me earlier. didnt know he was supposed to be godless

[size=18pt]Ghanaians fear Nigerian domination of economy –Minister[/size]
By Oyetunji Abioye
Published: Monday, 18 May 2009

Ghanaian Minister of Trade and Industry, Mrs. Hannah Tetteh, on Sunday threw an insight into why the alleged xenophobic feelings in her country had remained despite efforts at resolving it.

Ghanaian business men were accused of asking foreigners, including Nigerians to leave, for “dominating” their economy.

Tetteh, who spoke with journalists at a press conference at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos, on Sunday, said Ghanaian traders were not happy that while Nigerian goods are having free access to the Ghanaian Market, Nigeria had refused to give such access to Ghanaian goods which come under Nigeria’s Import Prohibition List.

The minister said that Ghanaian traders believed that such ought not to be the Case under the economic integration policy on which the Economic Community of West Africa States was based.

According to her, she said following complaints by Ghanaian Trade Union Association, the ministry found out that some foreigners including Nigerians doing business at a certain area in Accra, were not in compliance with the $350,000 minimum capital required by non-Ghanaians to operate a business.

This, she said her ministry looked into and gave Nigerian businessmen a concession to come together and raise the capital, a development which Ghanaian traders were not still happy about, believing that Nigerians traders do not deserve such pointing to her Import prohibition policy.

Tetteh refuted an allegation that its government was further raising the stake for doing business from $350,000 to $1m, saying such was only a proposal for legislation raised by the Ghana Investment Promotion council, which was yet to get to Cabinet.

The Minister further said that all foreign banks operating in Ghana had been asked to recapitalise on or before December 31, 2009 in preparation for an “oil economy” which her country would start operating from next year, contrary to allegation that such was being targeted at Nigerian banks.

She said that Ghanaian banks had also being asked to do same before December 31, 2010 . On why there was difference in the compliance date, Tetteh, said, “such was only meant to be home advantage purpose.”

However, the Minister who was an official visit to Nigeria for the purpose said she had met with the Nigeria ’s Minister of Trade and Commerce, Mr. Humphrey Aba, and decision had been reached for the creation of a technical cooperation committee which would resolve the problem.   http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20090518135315

ikeyman00:
^^^^

u mean 39 yrs old monkey tipia hahha

mr man how does your insulting tpia here make you taller?

one of the lesons you learn in the society you live is the displeasure of the people towards abuse of women. dont you learn or you only came for the pounds?

i beg for goodness sake stop it now. it doesnt help your arguments. and while you are it many thanks

Lagosboy:
It seems we are converging little by little. If you read my post well you will se my first action was why the fusion of religion into this matter and you say i am not dropping my religous garment. I am not one of those who cant see beyond and always hide behind their religion in constrcting arguements. My defence of islam comes into play when the author of the article levelled institutional racism at the doorstep of islam and not just arabs. I dont defend arabs but i defend islam if a lie is being postulated.

Arab is a race and islam is a faith, islam is a faith that transcends race.

The whole point of my posts was lets argue and debate based on a different matter and not based on rellgion and Arab dominance.

Now it seems the debate has just begun and this is what i am clamouring for, i can deduce from your point ur disagreement with the thing is based on the disunity in diversity of afrcians which is a very valid point and we can talk and tackle this point.

we are all gradually getting there. there is more to this business of AU. gadafi being who he is will never do a thing and not want to lead it. a lady who went to one of his summits in libya told me the man said some quite disturbing things plus he was throwing money to people in such a way you will think he was pay master general of africa.

knowing people of his mindset, like the IBBs, mugabe and mubbarak of this world it always have to be them. can you see a world gadimafia does this thing without rulling it? if you to your history books you will see it is the fear that kwame wanted to be presido that lost him support.

lets do a loose network and fine tune AU or whatever i dont trust the pepper soup good for nothing self appointed theives we call leaders in africa. imagine one person having power to fix the prize for food and cement in africa. they always use everything against the masses so i wont support the idea.

the EU here reduced prices of most commodities, clothes and everyday items in europe until we can get good smart heads that willl not give the continent to cartels my vote is always against it.

bouble thread bros https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=273674.msg3883977#msg3883977

olabowale:
Baba agba; Thanks. Am relaxing abit today. I saw some few topics that I thought the non muslim entrants are not being "objective" in their thoughts of Islam. In some places, when they argue for their religion or those without organized religion, they fail to apply the same strength/format of argument as they would when they talk about Islam.


When they blame Islam for what they think is "evil: they honor their own way(s) for the same exact thing! From their own eyes, their way(s) is correct, though they had just said Islam was wrong for the same exact thing or something similar or comparable.

Take the case of marriage and sex; Adam was the husband of his human sister, daughtter who was a clone from his body! Adam and Eve children marry one another from different pregnancy. And it is obvious that the grandchildren marry one another as cousins.

They say Noah's son slept with him. Lot's daughters had sex with him as if the world ended up without any man alive, except their father. They ignorantly forgot that Abraham was alive with men and women living in the community which he lived, where the Angels who destroyed Lot's community informed Abraham of their mission, and "birth of Isaac" to he and wife Sarah.

By the way, I wonder where Hajah and Ishmael were at the time the Angels visited? How old was Ishmael? Its interesting to pay attention that Sarah had to command Abraham to send Ishmael and his mother "away (where exactly except that she was a mean spiritted woman?)". We also learnt that the sin of Ishmael, was what is natural between big brother and little brother, siblings. If Isaac was emotional about being teased by his big brother that his mother was prompted to command the friend of God to do as she commanded, then Ishmael must have grown a big to the big size that it will take a strong man to carry him on the shoulder for such a long journey!

We must find it unbelievable that the fagile young african woman from Egypt, Hajar can carry strong young man teenager Ishmael even across the room, considering that he, Ishmael was 13 years the elder of young Isaac! I sometimes wonder how the intelligentias of Christendom have not been able to discover how "out of this world" is the silly idea that Hajar carried Ishmael in the long journey!

olabs, welcome back. where have you been? thank lagosboy he has done well holding forth. he was properly briefed. hope all is well. Jesus is Lord

tpiah:
so irritating how these bloody xenophobes will always point fingers at others in order to take attention off their nazi tactics and mindset.

When will hate speech become punishable by law in Nigeria?

when you approve it ma'am.  you are something else. always throwing muds and diving all over the place.

why these women dey do like this?  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob0UIrg_1tM

i expect better.  tpia, can i send u and my other sisters to go sort out this messed up society.

tpiah:
good for you!!!!!!

you have problems with the culture, not the people. or its with the people subtly pushing their culture. Or what is it exactly? I've lost track.



Nigerians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maradonna.  now we are waiting for answers.

Tudör:
@jjyou
i have no problem with wealth,but i have a problem with people who claim to be men of god,defrauding poor nigerians telling them to challenge god with all they have and see if he wont open the gates of heaven and flood them with so much blessings that their barns cant hold.these are lies of course

i will start respecting people like you  when i start seeing you get angry at other forms of  criminality and lawlessness in the society. 

so many of you keep quiet when you see evil being done in the name of greed and keeping body and soul together but when you hear God, Christ, church, pastor or even christianity your blood temperatures rises like that of urhobo man at the sight of sandine in dem old days.

i like to counsel read what the great word said in

Ecclesiastes 12:10-17 (The Message)

12-13 But regarding anything beyond this, dear friend,[size=15pt] go easy. There's no end to the publishing of books, and constant study wears you out so you're no good for anything else[/size]. The last and final word is this:
   Fear God.
   Do what he tells you.

14 And that's it. [size=18pt]Eventually God will bring everything that we do out into the open and judge it according to its hidden intent, whether it's good or evil.[/size]

Ecclesiastes 12:12-14 (New Living Translation)

12 But, my child,[c] let me give you some further advice: [size=14pt][color=#990000]Be careful, for writing books is endless[/color][/size], and much study wears you out.

13 That’s the whole story. Here now is my final conclusion: Fear God and obey his commands, for this is everyone’s duty. 14 [size=15pt]God will judge us for everything we do, including every secret thing, whether good or bad[/size].

chaircover:
Isn't it about time we have a minimum age on this forum?

plus paid access even if it N1000 payable to some motherless babies home.

wbb

horny4u:
This is my take If truly she has gone through all that she has gone through and she is truly in school and she is truly buying test books, then i want to assure you that if you check between taht August and now your fortunes would have been increasing you know why?
( he dey bible sef but i don foget where e dey)
A saying goes like this "i will bless you and you will bless others and the blessing will never stop as you continue to bless others and they bless others.
The game is for real its a protocol that never changes.
Give and it will be given on to you.
Sow and you shall reap.
Love your neighbour
In short english fails me here so Eni ke ni ti e wo ba ni pa lati se irolowo fun o wun no le ni keji e.
Keep giving to her , she may not reward you but as green as grass you will be immensely rewarded.



Now PART 2
Naija yahoo yahoo investment club also use such stories oh
My fear is that since you have not met her lets hope she is not a HE and reading medicinal yahooyahoo at the cybecafe university in Lagos
Or that she is not some gal who feels she don catch maga.

In conclusion to this term paper is that let her meet with someone in naija you trust who can investigate that she is really in school ,it possible that your helping her will end a genration of poverty and juat like multi level marketing (GNLD) you are the source of all that generational blessing and will be the most benefitted.Oyinbo dey progress pass africa because they give charity without expecting




Charity na better thing , give of yourself today.

2yrs ago in ibadan i saw a young lady in front of a pc with a guy typing away from the side. i discovered later she was showing her face on web cam while the guy was chating with someone as her lovely self. that is naija for you. i am all for giving and i gladly will do again tomorrow but this christian chat room businesss in naija is con. all the amadioha, sango and olukun worshippers are "christians" and "moles" in naija. #

mikkiano:
Plz guys lets do deliverance for d maye, e b lyk say e never jasi wetin dey, mugu na mugu anytime, as long as u don love up, u go still dey pay period!

i beg bring the olive oil and start the songs.

queen01:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

na only mmmmmmmmmm u go talk for this matter?

chinesedoll:
For ur lean mind now
U don make point o abi

that is the legacy and burden of free education

Chuck Ba$$:
Stupid Topic

Are they not naturally born as maids?

Who delievers the children?

Who breasts feeds them?

Who is perpertually doomed to be in the kitchen till death do you part?

Who cleans the house 24/7?

Who washes the clothes and Dishes most of the time?

Who nannies the kids 24/7?

At the end of the month, dont men or husbands give them money for the week or month to buy more food stuffs and cleaning utensils which in other wards serves as their monthly wages for being a housemaid only that she wears a wedding ring?

How many house husbands do you know? Rathe there are millions of house wives. Is that not a glorified title for a House maid?

Abeg make una go siddon jare!

Psssf. . . .

you try. well done.

touchmeder:
I just read it myself (kinda shocked didnt know stuffs like this still happen)another good reason not to sleep around  

some people dont know shame.

Uche2nna:
What do U mean what is wrong with black people    Bi-paternal twinning is not exclusive to black people, abeg.

In white women , it is documented that one out of every 400 pair of fraternal twins is bi-paternal.

Heteropaternal superfecundation has been dated in the US as far back as the 18th century. It is rare but not unheard of.

i am not white sir.  i am a village person this is the first time i am seeing this all my life.  i read a white woman that had a black and blond twins some yrs ago it was stated clearly that the 2 kids had the white mans DNA.

Lagosboy:
Arabs themselves dont like Ghadaffi and even me despise him. The question here is not Ghadafii but the issue of this post is about arab, islam and blacks. Try to read the article (i know it is long and boring) but you will see it lacks any sense.

The AU thing is not a new thing and even Nkrumah of Ghana clamoured for it. We should be all matured to tackle issues intellectually and not spew uneccessary sentiments. Nigerians are more racists otherwise you will not say such a racialilay incited comment   [size=14pt] far away from home you have churches and mosques operating along tribal/ ethnic lines.  it is not about your beloved arabs  so relax you hear.[/size]

If the americans said this about Obama , we will all be shouting racism. If the yorubas said this to the ibos we will scream tribalism.  clever you. i once had a ma-in law to be. i paid her way for a visit only to say in my  house she love me but dont trust my tribe.  i add that she said it in her lovely language. so dont lecture me about any yoruba screaming tribalism.  we have triibalism in every nation it is not about blacks and arabs
If the US could leave its entire middle eastern military command in the hands of an arab General Abizaid then your comments are unfortunate and perhaps you could realise and think about it again. [size=14pt] ignorance is blizz my brother.  you dont know the systems of checks and balances these Govts run. so dont go there i beg.
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It seems we are just a bunch of insecure people thats all i can say , otherwise if we had confidence in our abilities as a black nation why do we fear arab minority dominance. the AU Ghadaffi is calling for he hasnt said he will be the leader and any leader of such entity will be decided by the whole countries so why the fear.   how can a collection of nations that can never feed its own  have confidence in the midst of mostly militant jihadists?

We should bring some intellgient analysis in oppossing the call and not this sentiments here this is my point. Personally i am against some aspects of the call and i can table my issues and lets all have a debate but not based on this religous cum historical sentiments.

as the official spokes person of the NL islamic society i know you are very clever and brilliant but what i cant understand is you not dropping your religious garment for one moment.

i am neraly 50 i should be able to say i dont do arabs. is that okay with you sir? by the way not all arabs are mole people.

lagosboy, are we united as a tribes, ethnic groups, state and country wide.  cant you see beyond religion for once?

have you asked yourself why the other african leaders who dont fully have a united country were not rushing to join nkrumahs AU vision.

is it not the same bunch of crooks who cant work OAU,  ecowas and others that you are going to operate the AU with?  or you are going to breed  a special set of beaurocrats for the AU project.

Dallas Twins Have  Different Dads * Peter Daut

DALLAS - Like most twins, 11-month-old Justin and Jordan have a lot in common. But it’s what they do not have in common that has a lot of people, including their parents, calling them a miracle of science.

“I have twins, but they’re by different fathers,” said Mia Washington.

The twins' parents contacted FOX 4, wanting to go public with their story. Washington admits she had an affair that resulted in two babies, born at the same time, fathered by two different men.

“Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me. I’m very shocked,” Washington said.  shameless goat

The parents went to Dallas DNA Lab Clear Diagnostics after noticing the twins have different facial features.

According to the paternity test, there’s a 99.999 percent chance Justin and Jordan do not have the same father, and zero percent chance they do. The lab has never seen this type of result, nor do they expect to see it again.

“It is very crazy. Most people don’t believe it can happen, but it can,” said Clear Diagnostics President Genny Thibodeaux.

When twins have two fathers, doctors call it heteropaternal superfecundation. It’s so rare; there are only a handful of documented cases in the world.

“This is likely to be the only time that we will ever see this occur in the city of Dallas; it’s that rare,” said Dr. Chris Dreiling, who has not met the family.

Dreiling said the medical marvel can happen when a woman releases multiple eggs during ovulation. If she has more than one sexual partner within the same time period, sperm cells can fertilize two separate eggs.

The twins’ father said he’s forgiven his fiancé's infidelity and has vowed to stay with her and raise both boys as his own.

“It’s a day by day thing. It’s going to take time to build that trust like we had,” James Harrison said.

Washington admits her mistake, and wants people to know she takes full responsibility for her actions.

“I’m trying to let everybody else know: Don’t put yourself in my shoes, because it can hurt and it does hurt, but you still have to go on with life,” she said.

Washington said she plans to tell the boys about their DNA differences when they’re old enough to understand. As for the other father, she has no plans to tell him.

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/Dallas_Twins_Fathered_by_2_Men

http://newsone.blackplanet.com/nation/woman-has-twins-with-2-different-dads/

some one wrote

Now imagine for a second those boys growing up and getting into an argument and the one who knows who HIS daddy is says to the other…yeah, yeah, so! That’s why you gotta call MY daddy DADDY cause you ain’t GOT no damn daddy! You cain’t fine him cause you don’t know WHERE he is! Then the other twin shoots back, yeah well, that’s okay, but at least MY daddy got there first–BEFOE’ YO daddy BITCH!!

And somebody said we need to not call her a hoe. We don’t have to. I’m pretty sure her fam’lee, the neighbor’s, folx at the hospital [who delivered the baby!] are calling her WORSE names and things than US!!! Hahahahahahaha!

Muyi002:
I also need a responsible lady for a serious relationship. Preferable, a Yoruba, Muslim (practising), intelligent and beautiful lady. I am just 27 years of age, a 200 level student of Accounting in Bayero University Kano. Please feel free to contact me on the 08032190232 or muyi_akanbi@yahoo.com.

Thanks a Million

k.cee1:
I need a responsible lady, God fearing,either muslim or christian, wt housewife materia quality,(wt a nice goodwork or a girl wt future). Im a man of 31yrs. Contact me. kaseemola@yahoo.com

would these girls be required to go tell your people they called you via NL too? what do you take women for these boiys? grow up this is so annoying.

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wakabout:
My only problem with this post is whether the babe in question is actually in school.  This is Naija for God's sake.  She could be another yahoo! yahoo!, pretending to need help.  But if truly, truly she's actually in school, my Thumb is up for the poster.  If you can still afford it, continue to assist her. Your reward is waiting.

on planet earth.  why do naija peeps always ask strangers for money?

@ OP,  did i hear you said this were all from alleged christian chat rooms?  you people are unbelievable.  you are really wacking.  

abhosts:
One question that comes to mind it this:

How can someone that says she cannot afford her school fees afford to spend long hours in a cybercafe to chat with you?

you need to see how full most cyber cafes are back home in naija. i wanted to send a quick email recently the place was all fully booked. it had 100 pcs and there were others guys standing to take take their turns. we just had to beg/ pay someone already using a machine. they alll complain they dont have money but have all kind of gismos that is naija.

some africans would rather go into arab slavery than see with clear eyes in the name of defending thier religion. gadimafia has spoken out too loud before on this. anyone with an ounce of right thinking should be very afraid every time they hear him say the word AU.

i dont trust anything being led by an arab especially the dictator and unstable gadimafia .

wonders on planet NL. dress the way you want to addressed. behave the way you want to be treated.

Tudör:
See all you like,it wont change the fact that your adeboye is fake

if some of you hate wealth this much why do you guys struggle to steal, scam, defraud and do 419 so much? or it is the idea of the wealth being available for the gospel you people hate?

i always tot most of you worship money like your life depend on it.

fayahsoul:
To avoid misoverstandings that stem from semantics when we speak in a false tongue(english), it is important to frame a question as clearly as possible.

Dignity has a political and ethical dimension. The former deals with the human rights of underdogs and therefore sees dignity as determined by societal norms while the latter deals with virtues(self-respect, autonomy, self-esteem etc) which are an attribbute of the individual.

From an ethical dimension, dignity is independent of the level of formal education attained. In fact, it's undignified 4 an afurakan to take pride in attending these eurocentric schools that turn-out grads who are conformists and slavishly cooperative with western agenda. Where are the intellectual revolutionaries? Besides, we had a concept of dignity in pre-modern times.

As for self-hating chicken heads who put a price on the temple of God(their body), what I will say for now is that the means justifies the means. [color=#990000]Note also that prostitution comes in other forms like working for crumbs or having a boss. A slave, whether well paid or underpaid, is still a slave and one is a slave if one lacks autonomy.

I rather be a lion in the jungle than a dog in the city![/color] 

there is dignity in labour.

Theblessed:
Well, having read most of the commentaries regarding this aristos (whatever that meant). 
For all I know, the world is not a fair place - GOOD GIRLS' DON'T MAKE IT, BAD GIRLS' DO AND THEY USUALLY END UP WITH THE BEST! This is because, men generally like excitements and prepared to spend time and money for it.  Therefore, women who understand this and are prepared to give up their dignity and swim along are sure to catch the fattest worm.  Afterall, if not for curiosity and excitement why are very rich men with beautiful wives at home pay thousands of pounds for a minute shot on fun, huh!!  Would you want to be married to such men?  No, I'd rather be lonely and happy on my own than miserable in a marriage like this. Yes, we all have different values - some women would ignore such behaviour and stay in the marriage as long as money keeps flowing their way however, independent women like myself would flip and kick his URGLY A-S.  I am not 'a die in a marriage at all cost type' as I'm happy to answer my maiden name any time afterall, I am still my father's daughter, marriage or not, abi What't the heck if marriage wouldn't work?   Because, a rich man, wouldn't give a tosh and most of them don' care if they have wives at home or not and are prepared to fund these women in a like it or lump it manner.  They say DEMAND triggers SUPPLY and would I blame the single aristos girls for wanting a head in life?  No, I blame the men mainly married ones among them for paying attention to these ladies.  A prostitute is a prostitute.  It does not matter which Armani they decorated themselves with?  They are every man's woman - rich and poor, truck pushers, sh-t packers and all, it does not matter.  To them, what matters are, shine the dosh and, they go, go! 
To me, no truely decent guy would touch such women with a badge pole but how many of you guys on here can truely swear decency let alone men with money who could do as they pleases - IT'S ALL ABOUT POWER, people!

why all these grammar.? some of us can barely read and write here you are breaking grammar. i beg break this down to my level.

Uyi Iredia:
what about male obstericians
or guys in LAG

uyi are you of uncle sam family? if yes, are u in contact with solomon?

Busy_body:
JJYOU

What I meant was that if they start asking for pictures now, small time they would start asking for the addresses to be listed too and someone who purchases a property on the internet, worth N25M for example, could be an easy target for men of the underworld.

If someone can afford to buy a N100M property, any thief knows that if they go there, they would hit the jackpot no matter what. And if you are one of those that keep your money in the bank and not under the bed, the robbers might think you are lying and lose patience with you and could harm you or kill you in the process, so buyer's safety needs to be greatly considered

how are yo? i know what you mean. i personally became weary when all the guy kept saying to every request for photo via email was just come down it wont take you more than a day. he was not cooperating but thankfully we used another agent who are more proffesional. some of these guys are not serious. the guy that took us round in abuja was a perfect gentleman i am sure the lagos one used to do those agbero loading vehicles in motor park because he has no respect at and is not supposed to be in sales.

i still think they can give pics by email. i am not going into nigeria for what i can not see

MrCrackles:
Enjoyment!

bad belle man. trust u to enjoy this type of set up.

is this guy mad or what?


Confessions of ‘Prof’ Okeakpu
I’m the biggest occult master
‘Think evil of me and die’
By Jossy Idam
Sunday, May 17, 2009
•Okeakpu in full occultic regalia
Photo: Sun News Publishing
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A creature out of this world, a weird man in white suit appeared in a church in Lagos. An early morning rain and chill amplified his spooky presence. Bearded like Nebuchadnezzar and dressed in tailcoat like Don Juan and an English gentry, Professor Chukwudi Nathan Okeakpu sneaked into The Synagogue Church of All Nations in the Ikotun area of Lagos and tried to blow up the place but failed. The self-styled "professor", occult master, astrologer extraordinaire, grand anti-Christ and Satan’s deputy got converted instead. Pitted before a superior force, he buckled and begged for forgiveness. After seeing the light, he confessed his sordid existence.

Occult wizard
My name is Professor Chukwudi Nathan Okeakpu. I’m from Ogbunike in Oyi Local Government Area of Anambra State. I’m the Aru bi na agu of Igwedo. The children of Igwedo are Ogbunike, Okuzu ,Umuleri and Nando.
I’m an occult wizard, in-born Grand Lama of science beyond material. I’m popular and known in over 74 countries. I should have been here since five years ago but it took me time. I needed to know where I’m going.

Wicked beginning
I wasn’t born like this. It all started when my father died. I was around 14 (years). My father’s relations did wicked things to my mother. They drove her out of her matrimonial home. One of my wicked uncles pointed his finger at me in a gathering and said that I will die. When he said it, a voice told me to turn around. I did. I saw a tortoise. The voice told me to pick it and lift it against my uncle and say what I wished for him. The man became ill. He suffered for about a year before dying. From there, my powers grew. I didn’t go to any formal school but I’m a professor of the occult. Every thing I wish for happens. I’m the ultimate master. Nobody in the astral plane can do anything without my permission and approval.

Grand anti-Christ
With all my spiritual research and discoveries, it was only two years ago that I made up my mind to come here. I made consultations because I’m an astrologer. There is no great astrologer in the world that does not know me. A lot of people in secret sects and organisations claim to be astrologers while they are not. You must be led by a master - the popular mystical heroes around the world such as the goddess of India, Dr Agawas Belzi of New Delhi. He is the major authority in the whole of India. They give me compliment as a superior. You can’t be an anti-Christ without my approval and signature.

Abracadabra
I have a lot of people I communicate with through short time astral manifestation. I can stay here and appear in any part of the world. I can talk to them and they will do what I advice because I operate like a spirit.

Mysterious Iroko tree
There was an Iroko tree in my compound. That is where the name Okieakpu was derived. It used to be a shrine also.

Inner sanctum
My inner sanctum is just the way it is in Tibet. That of Tibet is not paved with gold. In my room, I keep a lot of mysterious things that can’t be seen by ordinary eyes. I have several mystic snakes, which cannot be seen by ordinary eyes.
In my mystic, sensitive place, I can entertain over 200 people. In the past 17 years, I’ve not eaten well because of constant fasting and astrological dry fasting.

Magic wands and mystical python
I used to have magic wands and a mystical python. The python mysteriously disappeared when I decided to visit The Synagogue. I gave out one of my wands to a king. The king is late now. So, it has been transferred to another person.

Clay object
I have a clay object. It’s a vibrative. It represents the Aro bi na agu Igwedo, meaning the shrine. My red garment is the material meant for it. There are several other materials following it.

Scramble for black garment
There was a struggle over who will possess the black garment. I defeated others to posses it. The man who could have put it on before me is Dr Agawaz of India but he was unable. It represents certain vibrations in the spiritual planets. I use the garment to endorse other anti-Christs and package them to the world.

Astral projection
In my inner place in my village, I have a small foam on the floor. I use it for astral projection. I use it to relax the body and demarcate it from the outward carcass called the body. When I want to meditate, I place an object on the wall. I sit on a low back chair, concentrate and communicate.

Born again
I was in a lightless place. I was like a dead man. I was a minute to my grave if I hadn’t come to Synagogue. Let me tell you, five years ago, Christ appeared to me and said I should meet Prophet T.B Joshua. Other agents of darkness know my sign.

Appetite for destruction
When I met Prophet Joshua, I decided to do some experiments, test some power. So, the first thing I decided to do when I walked in was to burn down the generator. Yes, I didn’t want light here. I did every thing for the power house to explode. Each time I tried, the light only went off briefly and returned. This is unbelievable. I didn’t know there is another power stronger than mine. I have done evil, wicked things too numerous to recount.

Begging to be healed
In the past 17 years, I have not finished a plate of food. I heard that T.B Joshua heals. I want to be healed. My biggest problem in life is to be able to eat food. I want to be able and to finish a plate of eba. I want to eat like every normal human being.

Disconnection
There is confusion in the astral plain. Don’t take what is happening here to me to be a mere drama. Lucifer has lost control. I want to tell anyone who believes in ornaments and rings that power has been disconnected. No matter the personality and country where you got the ring, throw it into the water now.

Fall out with Lucifer
Before I took up the decision to be here, Lucifer told me face to face that he will kill me. He was angry that I derailed from our usual agreement. Any body who doesn’t believe in God will have no peace. Yes, from experience, I had no peace. I had no atom of peace for 32 years.

Apology
If you are interested in the occult, I am the ultimate but those that believed in me and my lectures about the universe, I’m sorry about my past mistakes. They should forgive me for deceiving them. http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2009/may/17/national-17-05-2009-001.htm

[size=28pt] Sodom and Gomorrah![/size]
•[size=18pt]Where old prostitutes live[/size]
By Jossy Idam
Sunday, May 17, 2009
•Lido Empire Hotel
Photo: Sun News Publishing
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Daytime life at Lido Empire Hotel is dull and uninteresting. Only few men and their female consorts huddle at corners drinking while they gist and bargain quietly. After a long night of sex, booze and head-spinning cigarettes, most of the girls at the joint either nurse their hangover or quietly get ready to swing when night comes. And they come too soon, wearing lavender perfume and skimpy black negligee.

Indeed, activities in and around the hotel are a modern-day depiction of the Biblical Sodom and Gomorrah, where sex is cheap and moral values at their lowest.

Date with the night
When night engulfs the city of Lagos like a dark spider web, Empire Hotel’s red, blue and green electric bulbs wink and beckon to passersby. Whores (sorry, girls, as they preferred to be called), line up the narrow Atan Street in Surulere and wait expectantly.

Dressed in tatty clothes and revealing their individual vital statistics - large breasts, slim thighs, cleavage, big bums and pretty face - the girls wait patiently for someone who would drop by and say, ‘How now? How e go be?’ On a good night, patrons troop in to keep the girls busy and giggly.
After hanging out there for two weeks, our reporter found out that even prostitutes have pride. They don’t like being hustled and beggared around. They prefer a good patron to walk up to them, give compliments, ‘toast’ a bit, buy them a drink or two before looking room-ward.

As one of the girls, Gift (as she likes to be called), said, a bad night is "when a girl go wait outside sotey nobody come to am." At such nights, the girls become jittery, anxious and moody. They easily can fall for "anything in trousers" and for as low as N500.
"You no understand, and Ashawo (prostitute) must eat, pay for accommodation and must look well," Gift said in the typical Waffi (Warri) pidgin English.
Dark, tall and looking a bit spent, she told Sunday Sun she is from Ogwashi-Ukwu in Delta State. "I be student. I only come here to raise small money and go back to school," she further revealed but declined to disclose the name of her so-called school and her true identity.

Wild nights
Friday to Sunday are steamy days. The scarlet ladies of the night have more patrons on weekends. As early as 4pm on Fridays, Empire Hotel begins to boom and reign. Older patrons leisurely stroll in and seek out their good time girls.
On one of the Friday night, when an older patron whom one of the girls greeted and called "Oga Taiwo" ambled in, some of the girls began calling for his consort. "Tina, come-o, your boyfriend don come."

But the man is a jaded horse. As though on cue, Tina, a woman long past her prime, ran to the bar and hugged Oga Taiwo. After some pleasantries, the bald, grizzled old man ordered for drinks - six bottles of small stout and four bottles of lager beer for the women. He even gave Tina a wrapped present.
The gift turned out to be a tight-fitting floral blouse. Tina tried it on and proudly showed it around for other girls to see. Coquettishly accusing other girls of jealousy, she grabbed Oga Taiwo’s hand and led him to her room upstairs. They stayed there for a while before re-appearing.

Turn by turn
Not weighed down by the barometer of time and age, the old vice queens still see and call themselves "girls." The sprinkle of real young girls in their midst re-energises the flabby mamas and make them feel good. By an unwritten rule, they use the bar as a quasi-reception and waiting room. Patience is the name of the game if a patron is keen on a particular girl. If she is "busy" when he comes, the man must wait for his turn.
Seeing other girls who were drinking, chatting and half-heartedly watching a film on the bar’s partially broken television set, Tina smiled wanly and asked: "Wetin all of una dey look? Abi una no sabi say na my guy ?" The girls laughed knowingly and soon lost interest in Tina and her aged companion.

Downstairs, upstairs
As the evening deepens, music begins to blare and crest with loud-bantering voices and television. The place comes alive with a throng of men ogling the bevy of old and young whores. Some of the men literally grab at the girls, touching and haggling for the price of an all-night sex and "short time."
No pretences in this veritable flesh market. When a bargain is struck, the LovePeddler and her patron disappear into a room upstairs or downstairs. A lucky prostitute could go several short times and still have an all-night man. Some early morning travellers prefer bedding-in with the girls in order not to miss the early morning bus. This way, they get a combination of fun and shelter.
As the night wears thin, the girls tend to settle for any amount for an early hour sex marathon. "Na so this place be. A girl must be ready to hustle. Ashawo work no easy," a rolly-polly, aged LovePeddler said.

Defying gravity
Although clearly over the waves in age, Tina, as she is popularly known at Empire Hotel, seems less bothered. "Why age go worry me? Some men still want me more than these small girls," she said. To her, sex is a matter of taste, and as such shouldn’t be debated or legislated on. Struggling to be swanky, Tina claims to have more patrons than most young girls in the sex trade.
Hear her: "These little girls no sabi any thing. We old ones brought them up. I dey satisfy any man who come to me."
When retirement was mentioned, Tina waved it off and joined a waiting potential customer in the hotel bar. Oga Taiwo had gone or was fast asleep in her bed-sitter and cubicle.

The morning after
After an all-night orgy, the hotel does not come alive or stir until around midday. The girls wake up in bits. They don’t cook. They depend on food vendors on the street. Most of them wake up with bleary eyes and groaning hunger. When fortified with food, they shower, clean up their rooms, make up and take a long digestive rest. The endless party and marathon sex resume in the evening. The general cleaning of the joint is the odd job of an old female cleaner. While carting away heaps of refuse - used tissue papers and condoms - she mumbles and grumbles bitterly. But the whores do not care. Life to them is an endless merry-go-round and marathon sex.

Ayilara dethroned
In the 80s and early 90s, Ayilara Street, Surulere, also in Lagos, was the red light capital of the state. But not any more. Atan and Okusanya streets have taken the crown. The entire street and area is now known as "Empire." Other small, slothy joints and even businesses have been dwarfed by the old storey building.

The hotel has a glorious past. In the 70s when Fela Anikulapo’s Kalakuta Republic was located across the road there, it was learnt that it was an entertainment hot spot. Pa Okunuga, a 68-year-old retired railway worker told Sunday Sun notable highlife bands used to perform every weekend there.
"That place is not what it used to be. These young people have destroyed it. Chief Osadebe, Eddy Okonta and others used to play here. Now, na so so harlots full the place."
Sunday Sun investigation revealed that the hotel was built by a businessman, now dead, to commemorate the Commonwealth Day, which also coincided with Britain’s Queen Victoria’s birthday. But over the years, it has changed ownership several times. Now a "certain madam" owns and runs the place as a bar and brothel.

Prefab rooms
Structurally, age doesn’t seem to tell on the old building, as it gets dabs of paint very often and looks like a grand old woman. The normal rooms in the hotel have been further partitioned with plywood and cardboards. The girls numbering up to 50 pay for the shelter once in a week. There are two broad room categories. The fairly large rooms upstairs go for N5,500 a week. The small ones downstairs attract N4,500 weekly. Any girl who defaults gets a warning from the two bearded male managers of the place. But if the debt runs up to two weeks, the defaulters are usually given the boot. This is however rare as other girls would rally and offset the debt.
"The managers good. They no dey embarrass any body. If you no get money to pay, they will even beg you to pay. This na business", another LovePeddler known there simply as Beauty said.
Fair and still bleaching Beauty is a mother of two. According to her, she left the children in the care of her mother in Ondo State "to hustle and maintain the children." She told Sunday Sun her husband deserted her three years ago and took off with another woman.

Love-hate relationship
Angry voices, frayed nerves, Accusations and counter-accusations are common. Mary, one of the girls, had accused Nene of using "juju" to attract men. Nene, in turn, branded her a witch. The place became a Babel. It took the burly, bearded manager to restore normalcy in the hotel. But the same evening, a man who refused to pay up after "doing" one of the girls got the beating of his life. The prostitutes gathered in solidarity and still forced the man to cough out the N1,000 his female companion demanded.

No room; co-habitation only
At Empire Hotel, there is no room for male lodgers. If a man must or wants to stay there, it will only be possible if he "arranges" to co-habit and "bed-in" with one of the prostitutes. Evangelin, simply called "Orobo" because of her jumbo size, told Sunday Sun: "The arrangement good. The man go sleep here and get it free. For me, I normally charge N2,000, for accommodation. I no fit collect more money after we finish. I go do that if I want drive the man."

Getting high
The girls and patrons of the hotel get high not only on booze but on Indian hemp and "Jadi" cigarette. Jadi is a hand-rolled stuff, believed there to cure pile. An Hausa hawker known simply as Mallam sells a stick at N10. Marijuana, which is sold and smoked openly, goes for N20 per stick. A sticker on the wall of the hotel’s bar clearly states: "No smoking of Indian Hemp (Igbo) here". And so, the street is thick with the harsh smell of the stuffs.

Full protection
Located close to the Abalti military barracks, the hotel serves as a "watering hole" for the khaki boys. Military boys come to the joint in droves to unwind and ‘mess around’ with the girls. With the regular presence of the military boys, the owners of the place feel fully protected. Even the police on patrol drop by almost every night to get some "cigar and beer" money.

No age barrier
Simply called "Auntie" because she seems to be the oldest among the whores, the middle-aged woman is a clear prove that prostitution has no age limit. Bantering with our reporter, she claims "young boys like me more than those small, small girls. I know the business more than them."
Auntie, a mother of three, told Sunday Sun the secret of the business is for a prostitute "to eat good food, rest well, dress well and do yanga."
Asked about her husband and children, she declined to go into details.

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2009/may/17/national-17-05-2009-002.htm

strangleyo:
Its not the government, its the people.

They make up the government.

The government is not made up by Aliens.

why you dey talk like this oga.  the whole wahala for nigeria na gourment cause am. how you go blame hard working always honest  nigerians.