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Christianity Etc › Re: 3 Men Carrying Sacrifice In Ikorodu, Forced To Eat It (Photos) by JuanDeDios:
DominusPrime:
I know some people will come and say they should be allowed to practice their religion. Well if that religion dims it fit to use human life to achieve certain things then it should never be allowed
Can you show the human life that has been used here? Or is every traditional religious practitioner now a human rituatlist? You Christian and Moslem mobs!
Family › Re: Rock Python In My WC! Can You Imagine What My Wife Did To Me? by JuanDeDios: 8:51pm On Jul 10, 2020
APOPTOSIS:
Can You Imagine What My WIFE Did To Me. What An Expensive Joke!. SNAKE In My WC!

[i]SEE WHAT MY WIFE DID 2ME... cry cry cry cry

Shockingly, this happens to be my First Topic as I have never had this kind of close surprise/shock in a Long while.

Can you Imagine! I woke up early hours of JULY 9th to use the lavatory, only for me to develop goose pimples and palpitations. A ROCK python Right inside the WC...

The annoying thing was that, I still had blurred vision since it was 6am, so it was difficult for me to delineate it. I was already prepared for RACE when my Wife started laughing.

I was like what..?. But she kept laughing.
The only word she uttered was " A Bigger Rock Python awaits me on my Birthday.

Could you believe, She put this Snake in our Water Cistern when she knew I will be using the lavatory in the Morning..

I may not near my apartment on my Birthday, because my Wife can be so dramatic. Highly unpredictable.

Ohhh! God, what a Woman..!
Now, I understand the reason my mother in Law charged me to have all the emergency alert numbers handy.
That's a royal python, not a rock python.
Health › Re: Lady Burnt While Answering Call Close To Her Cooking Gas, Dies (Graphic Pix) by JuanDeDios: 4:07pm On Jul 05, 2020
NewBea:
Connection between phone call and gas explosion is what i still don't understand! huh
Eees not only you. How come it only happens in Nigeria and experts say there's nothing like that?
Politics › Re: Obaseki's Campaign Strategy (Pictures) by JuanDeDios: 2:55pm On Jul 02, 2020
oluwamile:
. instead of u to focus on ur campaign promises and manifesto,u dey shout Edo no be Lagos
Politicians are just comedians
Don't mind the former Oshiomhole godson. He knows people respond to such emotional arguments.
Politics › Re: Obaseki's Campaign Strategy (Pictures) by JuanDeDios: 2:53pm On Jul 02, 2020
IMASTEX:
Only for him to want to become one.
He has always been one. He bypassed far better-known candidates to pick Obaseki in 2016. He made Obaseki governor. Obaseki cares nothing about godfatherism - he's only against it because it doesn't favour him this time, so he's using it to whip up sentiments, knowing that voters think with their hearts rather than with their heads.
Celebrities › Re: My COVID-19 Experience - Lola Omotayo Okoye by JuanDeDios: 1:13pm On Jul 02, 2020
Made4naijalove:
Beats my imagination that 'big people' contract the disease more than the hustling people out there
Many hustling people are catching it. They aren't getting tested. Most of them are young and don't feel a thing. Those who feel a thing attribute it to malaria. Some of the older ones die but since no testing nobody knows it's covid.
Education › Re: NSE Rewards 2020 Best JAMB Engineering Candidates With N16m (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 7:02pm On Jul 01, 2020
Queenslander:
Omg, see another jamb question? Wow!!
So you have no idea. You just said it. Ok.
Education › Re: NSE Rewards 2020 Best JAMB Engineering Candidates With N16m (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 3:15pm On Jul 01, 2020
Queenslander:
Way to go..rather than wasting money on bbnaija..
So why do you think BBNaija is a waste of money?
Business › Re: FIRS Generates N66bn From Stamp Duties In 5 Months by JuanDeDios: 1:31pm On Jul 01, 2020
philipstanley:
N66Billion


From January to May


I refuse to believe Nigeria is poor
It is. You have to make a comparison with what is generated from a similar population size elsewhere.
Politics › Re: Sanni Bello, Oyetola Appointed Members Of APC Caretaker Committee by JuanDeDios: 2:22pm On Jun 25, 2020
emkz:
Does this mean Giadom has been technically fired?

Let all the people causing problems in the party be shown the way out please. Oshiomole himself lacks the temperament of a leader during a crisis.

All those making this about Tinubu must understand that Buhari would not be dumb enough to allow rebel governors take control of that party. Once those rebel governors take control, APC is finished. Remember how the national assembly almost messed him up when renegade PDP defectors took control.

PS: Let us also not forget to acknowledge the unseen brains behind the President's recent sensible decisions: Professor Ibrahim Gambari. When Buhari's media team accepted to attend the meeting called by an illegal chairman (Giadom), Itse Sagay was shouting, not knowing that the President had a plan he was going to execute, and neatly was it executed. The element of surprise is very crucial in leadership and I admire this move.
Whatever Buhari had in mind, the fact is that he endorsed Giadom, a rebel and troublemaker. He set a bad precedent and rubished his party - nothing sensible about that. He could have done the right thing in the right way.
Sports › Re: Outrage As 'white Lives Matter' Plane Flies Over Man City Vs Burnley Match by JuanDeDios: 9:55am On Jun 23, 2020
Tomiwa69:
Racism will Continue
Until History is erased.. Our civilization will become stagnant.. No collective development will ever happen
What do you mean by the bolded?
Politics › Re: Agboola Ajayi: APC Having Breathing Difficulties, One Man Kneeling On Its Neck by JuanDeDios: 8:05pm On Jun 22, 2020
jericco1:
They're other instances he could have used, why this? It's so disrespectful of him
As in, eh?! This is repulsive. Tells you the quality of people leading us, I guess.
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome: "You Shouldn't Be Afraid Of Touching COVID-19 Patients" by JuanDeDios: 5:34pm On Jun 21, 2020
Okoeshin:
Pastor stop it na. I’m your member, you are making it difficult for us to defend you in public. If a fool keeps quiet for long, no one will really know he’s a fool.

Shey na tithe an offering wey you no see collect they affect your thinking ?
Are you sure you're a member of CE?
Health › Re: Godwin Julius Dies During COVID-19 Test by JuanDeDios: 11:40am On Jun 17, 2020
ContractKiller:
Hushpuppi's real name is Ramoni Igbalode Abass.

His childhood/adolescent life was @ No 23, Oworoshoki road, Lagos.

His Father was/is an airport taxi driver.


His Secondary education was at Command day secondary school, Ikeja cantonment.
You planning to kill him? smiley
Politics › Re: Fashola: Linking Me With Naira Marley’s Flight Is Ridiculous by JuanDeDios: 9:42am On Jun 17, 2020
DonHummer:
This una explanation is not necessary, the man only said he thought that fashola was the one... and it's not unusual to think that cause most of their customers are always high profiled men.
I agree. This response is most unnecessary, as they didn't accuse Minister Fashola of anything.
Business › Re: Dangote Drives Himself To Pastor Ituah's Place On Condolence Visit by JuanDeDios: 8:29pm On Jun 16, 2020
Made4naijalove:
Dangote driving himself yet bros with less than 10 milli account balance has a driver.... Wisdom is key
Well, some people can't drive. Some don't like to drive. It's not necessarily about being wealthy or wise.
Celebrities › Re: Airline: We Mistook Naira Marley For Fashola. They Are "Bunch Of Useless People" by JuanDeDios: 11:21am On Jun 16, 2020
Oche211:
For this silly reason alone, the management of that airline needs to be sued.
Naira Marley, Fashola...
How those two take resemble?

So the pilot or air hostess or other airline officials too were seeing Fashola abi.
Short article, some people can't read at all.
Celebrities › Re: Airline: We Mistook Naira Marley For Fashola. They Are "Bunch Of Useless People" by JuanDeDios: 11:19am On Jun 16, 2020
Oche211:
Instead of this silly reason, the airline shouldn't have replied at all.
Wtf were they thinking with this reply?
How Naira Marley take resemble Fashola?
They only saw the name, not the picture. Did you read the article at all?
Christianity Etc › Re: COZA Had First Physical Church Service In Abuja After Ease Of Lockdown (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 5:58pm On Jun 15, 2020
Ibunkun1:
It's not Fatoyinbo's Church. It's God's church, it's the body of Christ.
He's a willing channel through which the vision was birthed.
Thank you
Of course. It's God's church. We're saying the same thing.
Christianity Etc › Re: COZA Had First Physical Church Service In Abuja After Ease Of Lockdown (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 9:08pm On Jun 14, 2020
lonelydora:
More pictures.

God is truly in this church
Of course. Where else would God rather be than Fatoyinbo's church!?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Yo Jong Threatens Military Action Against South Korea by JuanDeDios: 4:38pm On Jun 14, 2020
Some countries have first lady. But others have first sister.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Burundi President Pierre Nkurunziza Died Of COVID-19 Disease - Medics by JuanDeDios: 4:24pm On Jun 14, 2020
Davash222:
Late president Abba Kyari died before him. Get your facts right.
And Abba Kyari was a head of state.
Science/Technology › Re: Giant Scorpion Found In My Wardrobe (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 6:42am On Jun 14, 2020
daddytime:
Deadly shiit

But my family get the anti-venom and treatment. Sadly, religion and age prevented me from asking to be shown the herbs those days in the village.
Better go back and learn it.
Foreign Affairs › Re: George Floyd Buried In Houston (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 7:15pm On Jun 09, 2020
chatinent:
And his killer is granted bail instead of him also being laid to rest!
Civilised societies are governed by law. But maybe you'd rather live in Somalia or a prehistoric society.
Politics › Re: 'Black Lives Matter': Ben Murray-Bruce Joins The Protest Against Racism In US by JuanDeDios: 2:40pm On Jun 09, 2020
Zertectra:
I hate them white
Which makes you a horrid racist.
Crime › Re: George Floyd: Derek Chauvin Granted $1.25m Bail by JuanDeDios: 12:22pm On Jun 09, 2020
Moneywirer:
Why would he be granted option for bail??
These people are just keen on seeing America burn to the ground.
With an option for bail, one of these political juggernauts would arrange for the money, might not even have to be a politician providing the bail money, could be a money bag who happens to be a white supremacist or even a staunch Klansman that'd make the money available.

By the time this man walks, the black folks would feel super spited..... Boom!!!!

That's a great recipe for Chaos version 10.0, such as have never been experienced in the history of the USA.
Because the law says so and courts follow the law. What is wrong with you people?
Crime › Re: George Floyd: Derek Chauvin Granted $1.25m Bail by JuanDeDios: 12:20pm On Jun 09, 2020
ghettokid1:
Jungle justice remains the best in cases like this.
The Judiciary is corrupt world wide
Pray, how is this proof of judicial corruption?
Romance › Re: DSP Francis Onugha Found Dead After Sex Romp In Nasarawa by JuanDeDios: 12:15pm On Jun 09, 2020
BABANGBALI:
The finger prints of the said lady would have fished her out, unfortunately they've looted the money to do that. Useless country.
They can always find out those he chatted with and profile them. Deleting his contacts from her phone and his phone changes nothing.
Politics › Re: Diezani Allison-Madueke Is A Commissioner In Dominican Republic by JuanDeDios: 7:11pm On Jun 07, 2020
Amotolongbo:
It is Dominica, not Dominican Republic

Dominica is an island in the Caribbean.
while Dominican Republic is another country along with Haiti form the Hispaniola island also in the Caribbean
Well, they're both in the Caribbean.
Agriculture › Re: Lagos Farmers Show Their Produce (Pictures) by JuanDeDios: 2:36pm On Jun 07, 2020
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldiers Training In Senegal With British Army (video) by JuanDeDios: 6:49pm On Jun 06, 2020
omolasho:
The Nigerian guys in that picture and video are the elite unit of the Nigerian Navy called the Nigerian Navy Special Boat Service(NNSBS). Not Army at all!
707 SFB is army.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldiers Training In Senegal With British Army (video) by JuanDeDios: 6:45pm On Jun 06, 2020
Nuel4:
I don't rate Nigerian Army.
What if we were to go to war with the UK?
We will be doing the things they taught us lol
We're practically still under white men so why the fucck did those ovrersabi men fight for independence?
After almost 60 years we still can't do a single thing ourselves. Import guns from Russia, beg aircraft from USA, beg Brits to come and train us grin we're a joke abeg
What planet are you from? The militaries of different countries hold joint training exercises every time.

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