₦airaland Forum

chukwudi44:
Well done great men and women of integrity!!! We wqould never allow the pocketing of the NASS by the executive!!! The independence of the NASS is at the heart of every functional democracy!! I am proud to see my distinguished senators from Anambra state been part of the struggle !!! Keep making us proud great senators

Yeah. Good to see the distinguished Stella "254 million" Oduah there struggling to save our democracy from the CCT which is trying to destroy it.

JAZES:
He now asked me my name I quickly shouted the name my grandma gave me (I normally get angry when my siblings called me the name) “sir, my name is Erinma”

The next thing he asked me was “so who is eating this bush meat you carrying around?”

I quickly checked if I had mistakenly carried someone’s bush meat when I went to do photocopy only to see I was carrying only my bag.

“Sir, it’s just my hand bag am carrying o; there is no bush meat here”

“So you don’t know what I mean? You are trying to form for me abi?



“No o sir I honestly don’t know.”

Ok, then, who is enjoying this bush meat you are carrying in front of you. Which of the guys?

Oh! He was talking about breasties.

I suddenly became dumb. And started calling on my ancestors and God at the same time to give me the wisdom he gave Solomon in the bible so I can I get out of this situation.

“Sir nobody o”

“Hmm, so when will you give me to enjoy?”

In my mind I was calculating my fainting skills incase anything happened.

“Sir…. Sir” I suddenly became a stamarer.

I was seriously praying and promising God to even become a reverend sister if I can get out from here.

It was like God or my ancestors’ sef saw that I had suffered enough and decided to intervene.

He then asked me “where are you from”

“Enugu” I replied

“Where in Enugu?”

Sir, Ezeagu”

Ah! Ezeagu, I heard they do juju very well

I shouted “Yes sir o!, they are very good at it. In fact, both my paternal and maternal grandparents are well known native doctors in the village. Even my dad was also one but recently converted. See the lies jumping from my mouth like I was reciting National Anthem.

“Hmmm, serious?” he asked looking almost sacred

“Yes sir, you can ask around” I replied

He immediately brought out the registration booklet and told me to find my name and sign across it and leave his office

I quickly took the book, signed my name and ran away.

Since then the man doesn’t even answer my greeting and I made sure I escaped his wahala till I graduated.

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Hmmm. You were praying by Oyinbo religion but quickly used African religion to escape!

donphilopus:
Sir, even if it's only corruption you can fight, we're behind you. If corruption is reduced to the barest minimum, every other thing would be in place.

The wailingwailers are wailing as usual.

That's a mistake. They won't.

Jakumo:
Holy Toledo ! I smell BIG, BIG money up in here. Egun Mogaji no dey take this matter play at all o. I am clearly in the presence of a BIG masquerade, with access to the sort of mucho deniros that grows wiry whiskers just sitting in the bank vault.

On a serious note, one does have to be MEGA rich to be able to afford any of those early Merc limos in your picture montage here. My jaw dropped and I got light headed when I read reports about a 1972 Merc Pullman limo that auctioned for 450 thousand UK pounds sterling a few months back, despite that non-running vehicle being in really poor shape, with the interior in tatters. Since that moment of revelation, I have been on the lookout for anything similar whenenver my roaming lands me in Nigeria, in the hopes of buying it cheap from an unsuspecting owner, and then shipping it out to sell via Sotheby's, but so far the only one I spotted is NOT for sale, since the owners most likely know what it is worth.

This vintage of car is a mite too early for my liking as a personal use vehicle, but were I to discover one of these venerable old limos gathering dust somewhere in a forgotten corner of Africa, I would gladly sell off my mother-in-law for medical research, to raise the money needed to acquire, ship and re-sell such a specimen to collectors, hopefully making out like a bandit in the process.

Hahahahahahahahaha

ogene007:
Satanism and perversion giving rise to the gay and bestiality movements, and high level of witchcraft. These all results in the emergence of the modern day sodom and Gomorrah whose inevitable end would not be different from the one in the bible. It is either you repent or you perish. America and Europe, and their moronic followers like people like you are warned.

Oh dear!

kaorama:
It rather be a rumour cos the gov can't afford to shoulder the consequences of a Godless society.

Please what are the consequences of a godless society?

edwife:
In the society we live today,yes she will pay for it and you know how?

Do you know the stigma many kids from single parenthood go through?

kids from divorced home go through?

Gossips can destroy a person's life faster than a disease.A man interested in her can easily lose interest when he hears rumours on how her mother killed her father and started bringing men around the house in the presence of her kids.That girl will have a hard time trying to prove that she isn't like her mother.

It is the world we live in and in as much we have the liberty to live our life the way we please,we also don't because it may in one way or another affect the people we love.I can choose to be an arm-robber if i want to,but will my action do any of my family and friends any good?
We live by example in life,you can't just think of doing anything you want just because you can.

Sanusi married an 18 years old,why was it a problem with most Nigerians?

Not most Nigerians.

coogar:
the woman is a disgrace.....
she must be a nymphö! where's the decorum? if she must shäg, it should have been in the man's crib not in the same bed her late husband once slept.

the OP should go to his dad's grave & invoke his spirit. if his spirit is irked, the new boyfriend could get his ass whöoped by a spiritual horsewhip in the next sex session.

Hahahahahahahaha

HungerBAD:
So a Lawyer does his Job and is now termed a criminal?

As in, ehn! I can't begin to comprehend these people. Let them go and find a lawyer who never handled a case. Yeye!

Ocholi for AGF!!!

searching4lovee:
[size=15pt]IF U LIKE GO TO EXTREME COURT, U WILL MEET TINUBU'S JUDGES WAITING TO THROW OUT YOUR CASE AS USUAL . YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR MESSING WITH THE JAGABAN OF NIGERIAN POLITICS[/size]

You have it upside down. His mistake was teaming up with the PDP and betraying his party just to acquire a position.

bugzbunny:
You forgot to tell us their faith Wat r they..to b allergic to prayers

You mean people can't be anything other than your own faith?

mrvitalis:
This is a very wonderful news..... Stop making this kids believe that u can pray ur way out of poverty.

As in, ehn! Ayade for president!!!

mbulela:
Says a senator sitting next to a drug felon called Kashamu in the same hallowed chamber.
I am beginning to come around to the idea that this country of ours is a circus.

Nigeria is a circus.

Damalex4luv:
Stop this your complaints jare. Most of us that are graduates and have our ready made results don't have any job yet why most of you people in noun or what do they call it self have a good paying job. I don't even know how you people manage to get those jobs self without any result if not for the corruption that has embedded this country. Most of us that graduated with good results from reputable university are yet to get any job while you people come here to make some nonsense complaints. I swear I go vex for you

How did you come to conclude that NOUN isn't a "reputable university"? And who told you all their students are working?

Three people put this article together yet it's full of grammatical blunders. Smh.

DFemaleBoss:
Femi, that's Nigeria for you, and you still wonder why some people call Nigeria "a zoo"?
However, the Yollowbas gathered the ant-infested firewood, so they should gladly allow the lizards enjoy their feast!

Yollowbas brought this on themselves.

Please explain how.

citizenisb:
The source explained that the penalty was the equivalent of five per cent of the funds they failed to remit respectively.
“The accounts of both banks with the CBN have been debited for the unremitted amounts and the penalties,” she added.

He he. When you hold the yam and the knife. First Bank used to be above board until cowboy bankers took over.

But the accountant-general also needs to be sanctioned for authoring funny letters and causing confusion.

mastercee:
Very very true. Wike should start preparing for rerun and forget about appealing. There is no GEJ or PEJ to protect him at this period.

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Wike built female flats and brought ballerinas?

Drfinn:
Her father had plainly told me what mixed marriage entails. My wife and children will become 'properties of the catholic church'. It was non-negotiable.

Poor folks stuck in the old ways of doing things and carrying religions they don't even understand on their heads. Truth is: no human being owns another human being. Her father has no right to determine the religious affiliation of her adult child or his grandchildren. So if his daughter converts to Islam to or disowns the church he will commit harakiri? Yeye. The younger generation better start putting these old men where they belong.

IGBOSON1:
Poor bird! Its GPS should have led it someplace else.....where they don't see anything and everything with a heart beat as destined for the stew pot!

But it has been treated right and wasn't eaten, so what's your point?

LordMecuzy:
Soludo killed CBN feel free to ask any staff there

We need Tony Elumelu

How?

kITATITA:
The Police deserves the urgency; but I don't know about Customs. Besides, this is the man that was praised for his austere lifestyle.

He was going for his "reception party" - some jamboree put together by Oshiomhole - in Benin. His wife came in a different plane few minutes later. Very urgent national businesses, won't you say?

VivaVivre:
You Mr are the one who is meant to go back and read my post slowly. My heart bleeds out of sympathy for them. Sympathy is a human emotion inclined towards pity, and compassion so how is that being judgemental? My pity for them is a fact based on what I ve seen over the years and what I feel as a human being. I believe it is not unconstitutional to have and exercise compassion. Your summation makes me laugh! What a ridiculous way to conclude on my post. I am a factual person and I stated the obvious fact. If I judged them (which I won't to your displeasure), I would ve said "bloody polygamists", " what a culture/religion of oppression", "what a foolish woman", "that man and his new wife better beware, because that 1st wife is venomous". These are judgemental statements. I owe you no explanation whatsoever, I had to put things straight in order for people of like minds as yourself not to misconstrue what I wrote earlier on. Have a good life. Perhaps, I am entitled to my opinion.

Hmm. You don't get it, do you? Maybe going back to read your post isn't what was needed.

Arase of the police does the same.

VivaVivre:
I stated a fact, the glaring fact and I didn't judge them!!! Learn to distinguish between being factual and being judgemental. There's a great disparity between both.

Read your post again. Slowly. You talked about bleeding hearts and depriving and sharing sad fates and all. You were not stating facts - look up what facts mean - you were giving vent to your deep-seated anti-polygamy views. From your post we see that women in polygamy deserve to be pitied for their "fate" and that second wives are "depriving" first wives of what belongs to first wives. Further, you think that those who see things differently from you are victims of prolonged mental conditioning - without realising, of course, that you're victim of same. There are people who see things differently from you. You know that but you think your viewpoint is superior to theirs? Fine, as long as you preach your gospel peacefully, but stop saying you're not judging them.

Beremx:
is he the one to enforce the law? What happened to LASTMA?

Are you reading your posts at all? Did he personally go out to arrest people on BRT or he is doing it through government agencies?

VivaVivre:
I wish her well... It's even fairer that she is/was(pending when the man will divorce her) the 1st wife. My heart bleeds for those who bear in mind that they are the 2nd, 3rd, or 4th wives! It's so disheartening sharing what should solely belong to you, talkless of being the one who has to be brought in to deprive another of her thing.
It's part of their culture and religion.. From the onset, they are sensitised about what lies ahead. Most of their mothers shared the very same fate.
I won't judge them or condemn them, because this is what they ve known all their lives.

You've judged them already. Has it occurred to you that you're only ranting against this because you've been "sensitised" against it from the onset?

[ author=onatisi post=39261408]She is hurting inside but only pretending to be happy.[/quote]How would you know?

HungerBAD:
My man keeping it real.

Yeah, who can blame him? Hunger bad!

Beremx:
Is that what he was voted for?

Iranu!

Enforcing the law of Lagos State isn't part of what the governor of Lagos State was voted for?

What's the Kogi man's name?

lookandlaff:
[b]I would rather a corrupt man who creams of the top but had good ideas and implements them than a clean man with no ideas who is incompetent [/b]or has no managerial experience or record and who will waste our money on poorly thought out ideas.


I just hope in the unfortunate event that this prof is confirmed, he is made a junior minister

Unfortunately, very few Nigerians realise that incompetence is a far worse problem than corruption in this country.