₦airaland Forum

Corporate2020:
You need to undergo psychiatric evaluation. I doubt your sanity.

I bet you are same person. Every year you’ll be vomiting the same unintelligent nonsense. You need to grow up.

Simplyleo:
Nemesis killed Abba Kyari.

But what killed Lamidi cownu the porn actor?

Sex enhancement drug I guess.

A child with developmental issues will not behave like you. You need to grow up. Stop embarrassing yourself.

Corrinthians:
She's a prophetess. Once she says you are dead, be rest assured it is your ghost that's walking around. Ther is no smoke without fire.

All these according to ipob just a week ago.

That statement was actually made and echoed by a Yoruba guy and supported by his/her superstitious colleagues.
Why credit that to Ipob and Igbos?

For all of you Nairaland e-warriors, the views of Ipob or Nnamdi Kanu’s faithfuls are not the opinion of Igbos. If you lot believe that then Tinubu and Fani Kayode’s sycophancy and hypocrisy would be used to judge every Yoruba person.
Osibanjo’s ineptitude and cowardice reflects on every Yoruba person. Is that right?

helinues:
Gov Seyi self too like noticed me

Return the rice without making noise out of it

He need to make noise about it. It’s called transparency and accountability.

If he didn’t make noise, federal government through Lie Mohammed would blackmail him and misinform his state that the man either distributed the said rice to his family members and cronies or that he sold the bags, pocketed the money and deprived oyo state citizens the needed palliatives.

Simplyleo:
Very stale and childish.

The army is close to winning the battle and if you are pained, do the needful and stop seeing the news.

Winning which battle??

Idrissa Deby dealt with and landed ferocious upcuts to boko haram. The bastards are on the the canvas receiving the counts. Buratai has seen the situation and moved to exploit the advantage but his ineptitude will allow those evil men time to escape and regroup.

Buratai should retire from the Army. He has mingled too much with politicians and dabbled too much into politics that he has lost a great part of his military trainings and tactics.

He and his colleagues should quit the military. He should go home, look after his snake farm and enjoy his press ups.

oloriooko:
An old man telling lies is like a rich man stealing. ~ Russian Proverb

He who lies for you will lie about you. ~ Arabian Proverb

When a liar became too skilled at deception, he could lose the ability to discern truth, and could himself be more easily deceived.

In Nigeria, Old men tell lies.
In Nigeria, rich men are the biggest and most notorious thieves.

Mamman Daura looked more Buhari than Jibril.

Mazi Nnamdi will be triggered by this photo.

ogechchukwu:
Am disturbed with what is happening in all Africa countries.
For example. Check South Africa.

It took White south Africans 350 years to make that country what it is today .

But look at it 25 years of ANC government (black leadership)

Every day in south Africa electricity is now going off .

Everyday just like every other Africa country.

Am a man that leave in south Africa for the past 27 years ..
During white leadership everything was ok .Roads, water, electricity, etc excellent then ..
Now .not to forget .the police brutality to other Africa people.
Black police people manhandling Africans especially Nigerians..hard working brothers .

Nwokem, it’s LEADERS not readers. Stop embarrassing umuafo here. What’s wrong with your tongue?

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Shibaraba:
Stupid man. You catch tiff hand am over to police. Man or woman everyone deserves a fair hearing. Na lie you choose to naked her put her online. We should all note.... Every human has families. No matter how bad the person be person wey love am must dey. You come choose to embarrass her. No problem.

If[b] I had my way na to naked the man, paint the blokos with milk and make him dance kukere down his street twice[/b].

...then you’d be arrested like the pharmacist, stripped naked and your own blokos would be smeared with palm oil and your bum rubbed with palm kernel oil. You’ll all be dancing naked till the whole street is littered with mad people

A responsible government wouldn’t only be issuing warning about the so called ‘vaccine’. Those hawking and advertising it should be arrested and prosecuted.

Biafrarep:
This one is trying to console himself. You will open your mouth to abuse almajiris in the north but you forget that there is no difference between SW and North.

The video that was trending online the other day showed that these misguided boys are 100% afonjas. Tifnubu has stolen their destiny now they are totally useless.

You are even showing empathy on them by saying you don't support jungle justice, so typical.

These bastards should be shot at sight or set ablaze after thorough beating. Nonsense!!

Simplyleo can’t hide his bigotry. He wants you to see the word ‘flat’ in his message.

Simplyleo:
And this is your response to the "tribalistic" post.
Pls relate them.


This is why I earlier advised: READ IT VERY SLOWLY.

The panel beaters did a haphazard job on those little urchins. I believe that their aims were to flatten every bone and tissue on their heads but I could see multiple conical protrusions.

You don’t need forensics or csi to tell their origins.

dataking:
Shut up, does that look like forced conversion.

Where are the little girl’s parents? Was Ganduje supposed to be involved in that?

Would you say the same thing if a Christian governor down south was videoed arranging a pastor to baptise a Moslem girl as young as that without he involvement of her parents?

waledeji:
God bless IPOB people on nairaland, they give us comic relief everyday here with their silly posts

Receive sense. First photo was taken in 2015. Who was the Alhaji wearing face mask in the second photo? Whose body was been loaded in the aircraft?

Second photo definitely was not taken in 2015.

Be smart for once.

Paretomaster1:
And you r dumb enough not to see that the picture was taken in 2015 ?

I’m not one for conspiracy theory. I wanted to point out the stupidity of posting a picture that was taken as far back as 2015 but seeing the Alhaji on the left with his face mask on, I have some doubts about the second photo. Both were not taken at same time. Second photo was a later job.
It might mean that the aircraft would’ve been chartered to convey the body from Lagos to Abuja if that was mr Kyari remains.

FrLukas:
If I was the bishop, I'd shut down that parish for life.

But then, most Germans are racist anyway...even the Cardinals and bishops from that nation are racist.

Germany, France and Italy. Most racist nations in Western Europe.

Unfortunately, they are also mostly Catholic.

The whole of that neighbourhood are suspect. Parishioners were making racist comments during services and nothing was done about those racist slurs.
The parish council has a lot of question to answer.
They know those responsible for that. It’s not hard for the bishop, members of the parish council to assist the local police to track and arrest those responsible but it seems the priest was fighting a much bigger fight.

It was best for him to resign.

daddytime:
Opportunity for everybody to flex him dictatorial muscle.

I never knew the virus was only active and contagious from 7pm to 7 am.

Everybody just dey give him own order sha

No cohesion of any sort.

It could be for security reasons. Acrimonies between warring communities are normally settled between 19:00-07:00.

Restricting movements would prevent that if enforced and effectively monitored. There were emphasis on borders and CCTV, I think this has to do with cross border crisis.

JasonJidenna:
For the religious folks, just imagine if this the only narrow way that leads to Heaven.

...then all the Masai warriors would end up in heaven.

daddytime:
Lol...

The spread is gonna be more rapid than an SMG.

From that corner now, the guy go stroll enter Lagos street for garki begin shake him hoons with hand wey e no wash, order for their usual Massa or yam and rice.

I even noticed a speck of blood in the coffin while they were transferring the body.

It is well.

Wetin Allah gives and Allah takes go cause ehn, we dey watch.

He probably thought he got the special suit because they were burying a VIP. One of his brothers will pick it up and wear, thinking he has found a special raincoat.

That suit need to properly disposed of. A destitute or even a normal sane person might have contact with it.

National Centre for Disease Control need to find that man and place him and anyone he’s had contact with on quarantine. This is a national embarrassment and horror.

How could this happen? If the federal and state governments could trace potential covid-19 suspects, they should be able to trace this man, locate him, isolate him, his contacts and his car need to be disinfected.

koffsman:
Funny thing that it's only that have other opinion about what I decided to call FFK ,and it's only a sadist that will call someone a sadist hiding the fact the he is a sadist and like I said earlier am entitled to my opinion and stop acting like FFK to me he is an hypocrite and my opinion about him won't change. So sulk it up and stop acting like a frustrated soul
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You sound like a sadist, I hope that you are not. Cheer up. I didn’t criticise your person. I only pointed out an obvious flaw in your reasoning. You should appreciate that not become very sulky and grumpy.

I’m not a crowd pleaser like you whose vulnerable mental state is affected by other people’s opinions and comments. You have the right to have issues with Fani Kayode but you got it wrong when you branded him a hypocrite over his reactions to death of Abba Kyari.

koffsman:
Then continue to argue with your keypad, since corona made you jobless and worthless to the extent it's people opinion you have issues with. Continue to argue and behave like a cry baby that you are

You sound like a sadist, I hope that you are not. Cheer up. I didn’t criticise your person. I only pointed out an obvious flaw in your reasoning. You should appreciate that not become very sulky and grumpy.

Yenefer:
Lol. Nice one NPF

Are you really celebrating the death of this man and praising the police?

koffsman:
And how is your rich reasoning helped your life and how has your bitter soul saved you from the hell of stupidity that you are in , because I still don't know why you can't mind you business post your own opinion and shut the hell up mofoo

Nairaland is a public forum. Your message is public, your name calling and supposed criticisms are public. Your misunderstanding of what hypocrisy means is public, your arrogance and bad language are public.
I have the right to quote you and post my disagreement.

Anigreat:
THE GOVERNMENT OF PHOTOSHOP IS GONE FOREVER

As they prepare to bury the ashes of Abba Kyari this morning in Abuja, let it be known that contrary to government directives, Abba Kyari's body was cremated in Cuba upon being pronounced dead two weeks ago when his life support machine was switched off.
Impoverished, hungry and angry masses in the north must cut-off the escape route of Coronavirus infected Buratai who has fled Nigeria through land border into Niger Republic while telling confused gullible Nigerians that he is Borno fighting Boko Haram and won't return until he has defeated them. He knows he is no longer coming back.
¤ Yoruba nation your son Yemi Osinbajo in very sick and dying from Corona virus infection he got from Abba Kyari.
¤ Femi Adesina also is sick and dying of Coronavirus
¤ The main office of the presidential is locked and inaccessible because only the biometric details of Abba Kyari can open it. Now all they brought back was Abba Kyaris ashes, the Chinese they brought are working to dismantle the bomb proof doors.
Nigeria is gone, help us give her a befitting funeral tonight by joining my emergency broadcast tonight at 7 pm GMT.

You spread more hate than Nnamdi Kanu and Adeyinka Grandson combined.

What do you derive from posting fake news, deception and provocation online?
At least brush up your writing skills before trying to frame someone.

koffsman:
Kpele mr dictionary aka FFK lawyer, how is my opinion and whatever I choose to call the hypocrite your fucking business why don't you post or comment your opinion and go back to playing with sand

You are bitter soul and a child. It’s evident from your bag language and poor reasoning.

koffsman:
Anyone that follows FFK will end up in pit the guy is an hypocrite in short a cry baby, he will reign Insult on them and when something happens he will call them friend only hypocrite act this way what of people he has led to hate and dislike the man what will their thinking be? Some are still insulting despite the fact that he is dead already shame on him because to him everything is just a game

Are you sure you know the meaning of a hypocrite?

A hypocrite rejoices with you when you are on top and disappears when disaster hit you.

FFK never relented in criticising Abba Kyari when he was alive. He disagreed with him, vented his frustrations with the cabal and federal government of Nigeria of which Mr Kyari played prominent role. FFK didn’t beg for role or attempted to be a sycophant.

When Kemi started her death news/prophecy and everyone was excited, guess who disagreed and came Kyari’s defence...Fani Kayode. He made it known that he disagreed with the man but can never rejoice in his misfortune.

Now that Mr Kyari is gone, FFK has sent his thoughts and prayers. That doesn’t define a hypocrite.

obojememe:
i respect this woman a lot, just that nigerians don’t appreciate such talent and hard work...i am sure she will perform if she is given the right platform

What talent? Kemi is a rumour monger. I think she was ‘lucky’ with her news/prediction/prophecy.

If I was her, I’d open a white garment church and become an Aladura prophetess. Her market would sell hotter and faster than most Nigerian prophets.

I’m sure someone like you would be happy to pay tithe to her. If there’s any such thing as talent wasting, it’ll be the fact that she hasn’t answered the ‘call’.

Quam96:
To me ooo.nah dat black one win sha....d guy nah definition of courage and evil join togeda...blood don cover dat yellow albino in no time ..

There was so much anger and hatred in that video. Both of them were full of raging adrenaline. The guy on boxers wasn’t intimidated by the size of his opponent. I think they’ve been having unresolved issues that came down to this.

They’ll feel the pains few hours after if none or both didn’t die. The fight might not end there though. Someone might get shot later.