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leokid866:
Lol....Dyson just started building ventilators after coronavirus....and you think boris did not see the design before placing the order? Would you buy something you have not seen before or have tested? Ps in case you don't know Dyson are vacuum cleaner makers who designed and started building their own ventilators to help shortages also adding an additional 5 thousands to the production line as part of their contributions....and lastly log onto instagram and see people from alibaba to the Psquare boys and Mavins crew promoting the young man and tagging all the necessary agencies and promissing to get him the needed meetings.....like I said preparedness meets opportunity.....if you cannot find a place in your heart to support your own please stand by yourself.

Oga, that young man’s device wouldn’t be of much assistance in any isolation ward. That is not a mechanical ventilator. He is misinformed and do not have any clue what a ventilator is and what it does.

His machine is a manual resuscitator. It can be part of an emergency resus box. If you are performing a basic life support, that device can be used to give oxygen to the patient.

Ventilator is more complex with micro processors and we should be careful what we support and introduce into our health care system. Even the top end ones when used by highly trained medics can still harm the patient.

Ventilators aid breathing in patients who are very poorly and can’t without assistance. It gives measured amount of O2 and take out CO2. I don’t even think that Innoson has the capacity to provide a good ventilator at this time...take into account that the vital aspects of this machine need to be sterilised. The tubes that go into the patient can cause secondary health problem to the patient....Any ventilator whether INNOSON’s or Bayero Uni’s need to be very rugged and robust to withstand Nigeria’s fluctuating and unstable electricity/power.

Covid virus attacks the lung’s cilia which prevents build up of mucus. A ventilator helps to prevent that and it must be good enough to work efficiently delivering air.

That young man’s device is not a ventilator. Anyone with basic plumbing skills with the access to the parts can DIY that.

leokid866:
This is funfere koroye.... he designed and built a mechanical ventilator in 2 weeks meanwhile oga innoson that has not put bolt and screw together is asking for 4billion....lol.

That is not a mechanical ventilator. Where did you get this from?

Jabioro:
See explaination.. after all you have no system here

What did you expect him to say? It’s his job to find a nice and sensitive way to explain that without offending Nigeria.

Lier Mohammed would have said that no foreigner left Nigeria or those who left were foreigners on a short visit.

Which would you prefer?

Onyeama is a diplomat and I didn’t expect anything less from him.
He knows his job and thanks to him for spinning and using the English language in a more tactful way to explain the situation.

Summary of Onyeama’s speech.

Foreigners left because they do not trust Nigeria’s health system/management and staff.

Bialegend:
Bandits or fulani herdsmen? You can only fool the zombies, we know who are doing the killings. They are called fulani herdsmen.

“Where are the cows”, (BAT, 2018)

iammo:


honestly I dey laugh here.. ta ba so oko so je ole ba ara ile lo ri.. sorry with all sense of responsibility

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Friendly fire eh??

You couldn’t recognise your brother and kinsman anymore. You are as bad as the anumanu that rolled the tribal dice. You and metaphysical are worse.

The idiot was trolling but you lot couldn’t resist the temptation. You only need a nudge to go tribalistic.

Tambe isn’t Igbo and the silly man knew that but was just messing about.

EmekaBlue:
Production already out in aba, Abia state

The people in that photo are idiots. How do you produce and advertise face masks without wearing the masks? The guy behind the machine and the man bedside him should be wearing face masks and gloves.

How can you be talking and sewing such products without having the masks on you? How can he be handling hundreds and even thousands of masks without wearing gloves?

What nonsense! Who is responsible for regulating the products? No body..

Those products should be packed and burnt.

Throwback:
I did not know that these masks are something every Tom Dick and Harry can just make in their tailor shop.

We know how to bastardized items that ought to be standardized.

I’m surprised he said that and people are praising him. Surgical masks isn’t the type of product anyone can do. You don’t just ask tailors to start producing face masks...this is one of the reasons we have the ‘pandemic’ at head bridge and Akunyili fought them till she died.

Surgical masks are made by medical equipment contractors and these must be produced in a special environment and each of of these products must be sterilised. Autoclave machines are normally used.

I expected our pharmaceutical companies to intervene. It’s their job and tailors can possibly be recruited and prompted to work in the right environment and conditions.

South East governors need to reflect and visit PRODA Enugu. These are the people that would’ve rescued us during this difficult time.

If the right things had been done, PRODA would’ve made and supplied most of the equipment needed.

Willy Obiano should not tell tailors to start producing masks. Dora Akunyili would not be happy where she is now.

Vick14:
Keno did not mention any person's name

I know she didn’t. She’s an individual that trends on gossips and rumours. She need to check herself before she wrecks herself.

Honeydenz:
Today makes it exactly 5 years one of my aunts said a very painful word to me which I can never forget.

She said and I quote "the rate at which you are going this girl, 5 years from now you would have become a mother of 4 kids, all borne out of wedlock"

Today I have been able to prove her wrong, doing my masters program now whereas two of her daughters are university dropouts, as a result of unwanted pregnancy.

Hmmmm... How time flies, share yours.

You should thank your auntie. The same advice but hurtful words she said to you guided and prevented you from having kids out of wedlock.

You were extra careful and took measures to either not get pregnant or you proved her wrong by making sure the pregnancies didn’t come to fruition.
Sadly she couldn’t offer same advice to her daughters who might’ve seen you as a role model but couldn’t copy your resilience and academic zeal.

Don’t hate your auntie. Love her. Her words were turning point in your life.

autofreak2020:
No one is right until we hear from Ask Rock. I think Kemi Olunloyo need to caution herself on Twitter when it comes to matters like this.

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Ms Kemi is an attention seeking and an over zealous woman. That will be her downfall. This woman, time and time again has been given a very long rope to pull herself out of the horrible quick sand that she always find herself in. She never learns.

This rumour might have been started to trap someone like her and she fell for it. She keeps shooting her self in the foot. One day she wouldn’t have legs to stand on and no one will offer any support.

You guys are not being fair here. Not everyone with an Igbo name can speak the language or even identify as Igbo.
Sunday Oliseh’s middle name is Ogochukwu but he never accepted that he was Igbo. I doubt if he could speak the language as well. There are many others.

My room mate in the uni came from Kwale. His name is Okechukwu with an Igbo last name. This guy could not speak Igbo or even his kwale language or dialect.
An Azubuike from Rivers state was a class mate. He rarely spoke Igbo. When he does, it was with family over the phone.

I have noticed that this is common amongst people from Delta state. This is not to exonerate those from old Anambra and Imo who do this but it’s more with those that speak some form of Igbo...(Delta and Rivers)

As an Igbo man myself, my worry is more with parents who give their children Hebrew and some other non Igbo names...eg Tallulah, Maya, Tamar, Shira, Miracle, Favour, Gift even Perseverance.

Igbo language and names will be for eternity. There are lots of conservative Igbos for every efulefu who is isn’t proud to either speak or identify with Igbo.

Spare those people with Igbo sounding names who have lost their roots and heritage.

Oburo onye obuna nwere afa/aha Igbo bu onye Igbo.

sweettease:
Whatever works! Right now the strength of Africa is in prevention, if this spreads like the US and Italy, I dont know what will happen to my dear continent.
I'm proud of that Nigerian military man for being civil though.

That was a Ghanaian soldier.

Scientists:
Lol. Hungry boys no the chase Beautiful Ladies. You will get heart broken at the end.

Go to the market square and get yourself a lady

He wasn’t looking for love na. He only wanted some stipend to cushion the effect of the Coro-lockdown.
I stumbled on this thread and was wondering the kind of women that fix artificial nails on both sides. That’s gross and very dirty...you know what I mean!!

By the way that lady Fara** looks cute but that braids isn’t for someone like her with that sort of head shape. It exposes all the dangerous contours of her head probably genetically obtained from her old man whom I’m certain would be very bald around the forehead and backwards.
She has this prominent ‘swelling’ on the left side..seems nature has bestowed on her some kind of cranial shoulder pad. That can be a weapon you know? If she headbuts any man with that side of head...na kaput be that.

MelesZenawi:
Adeniyi no strong even as Major General..

Finally Babaginda was right " If I wake up and hear a Yar...ba man beating drums of war, I will just go back to sleep".


Imagine he was busy doing video call at war front while Boko Haram are raining bullets on them..

When did military start to allow owambe in battlefield.

You need to stop this behaviour. It’s very rude. This isn’t about the ethnicity of the commander.

You really do not know the events that compelled this man to make this video. He is a brave man to have taken up such position. He fights not only Boko Haram but also elements from the NA who give intel to insurgents and at the same time deprive him of such vital info.

I strongly believe that the NA feeds boko haram. Where do the wounded run and disappear to? Who treats them? Who arms them? Where do their trucks emerge from and where do they refuel and disappear to. If Buratai and the leadership of the Nigeria military do not have these then they are not fit to even lead a Boy Scout organisation.

Babatunde40:
Buhari has made history. He is the first president to twist the Nigerian constitution by making a mere chief of staff (a political appointee) to be higher than the Vice President who was elected by the people. It's Amazing

The order is supposed to be

Number 1 Citizen: President
Number 2 Citizen: Vice President
Number 3 Citizen: Senate President

But Buhari's order is

Number 1 Citizen: President
Number 2 Citizen: Chief of Staff
Number 3 Citizen: Senate President

It's a shame

Osibanjo should be blamed as well. He accepted his current position...didn’t he?

Ancientbeing:
Its clear She's innocent. She doesn't understand what's going on. He must have lured her into this . God have mercy

If your story is true, I can understand your sentiments but don’t you think that you are making efforts to exonerate your sister and trying to justify whatever punishment you would inflict on the boy?

Is your 16 year old sister incapable of consenting to the act? You said that she must’ve been lured into this...why did you think so? Does she lack capacity to consent to that?

What makes you think that the boy wasn’t initiated into the act by your sister?

Maybe there’s something you are holding back. I will feel disgusted if I was in your position but it will be nice to get to the root of the problem, at the moment, I think your emotions are be clouding your sense of judgement.

Pardon me to say this...The speed at which the boy’s joy stick would shrink and go verrry limp would’ve been very interesting.

Kylekent59:
For a better understanding, this should be the summary :

My Daughter Caught Us Having Sex. Plz Help!


Please house, I need your help. My 7 years old daughter caught me and my hubby this afternoon having Sex. Actually, she was playing downstairs with the neighbours' children. We were not expecting her to come back upstairs anytime soon. Suddenly, she barged into our room and my hubby was on top of me. She saw both of us[ my hubby and i] naked which made her ran out of the room.

My hubby and I were embarrassed with what she has seen, and because of that, my hubby wanted to deal with her, but i told him not to, it's not her fault : we should have locked the door. Now we don't know what to tell her. She has been quite and haven't asked me anything about what she had seen earlier.

She is now asleep, but i can't stop thinking about it. Is it necessary for me to talk to her about the sudden barge and what she saw or should i let go of it and move on as normal?. Thanks


Now I understand. You should have left your husband immediately ,and rush down to her, huge her, peck her, and tell her a story. Her mind would be brought back immediately.

Thanks for the correction. I’m sure it made it easier for lots of readers to understand. You removed quite a chunk in the Op’s eye but damn this nasty speck blurring your vision.

How do you ‘huge’ someone?

mrvitalis:
A United south is what would stop this ...the only thing that can unite the south now is an igbo president ....there can't be unity without equity and justice

Who is that Igbo candidate? How do you think this would change the security situation?

mrvitalis:
It's still has explosion

Keeping waiting for 2023 before u talk by the time north is done u people would know only a United south can save u ...and a United south is only possible through Igbo presidency

I do believe that this is a terrorist attacking against the south. I also believe that it has to do with RUGA and Amotekun but please stop this Igbo presidency idea. Igbo presidency wouldn’t stop this. I am not against an Igbo president but bringing this up here when a very serious matter is being discussed is very provocative and silly.

Terrorism will consume us all if the south fail to unite and act. Fragmented south is very vulnerable, will not and can not pull enough resources to fight this evil.

iberrylee:
I can see Osu pigs celebrating this disaster, I hope y'all know how many Igbo's died in Abule Ado Explosion.. Ipob miscreants should keep celebrating and watch how your people get caught up in the disaster.

Whatever happens in SW is their headache, osu should face their kerosene government

Any Igbo man celebrating this is a big and irredeemable fool. This is an attack against decency. This is an attack against people who are opposed to barbarism, injustice, backwardness and violence.

If we all don’t sit up and act. This will consume all of us. It’s time people drop south east, south west and south south bickering, silly banters and tribalism and deal with this.

helinues:
The pictures are not clear enough though but it looks like a bomb explosion...

I can bet my money that was bomb and it’s a terrorist attack. There are powerful people behind this. This is no ordinary terrorism by herdsmen.

South West and the rest of the south need to sit up and act fast. This is an emergency situation.

At the heart of this is RUGA and Amotekun...call it conspiracy theory, call it anything but if nothing is done, it will spread. This is a warning shot and should be a wake up call for the South.

Ojukwubucket:
Go and tell an Italian to change his English accent bc he wants to please u...
I know u must be Igbo.. Those Efulefu ones, though...
Bunch of inferior feeling folks...I spit....

Mister, I haven’t offended anyone with my post and I do not see the reason why you should be so negative and rude to me.

People speak the way they have been orientated and conditioned to.
It’s wrong to dismiss anyone who doesn’t sound like Zebrudaya, Jegede, Babagana Zulum or Buhari as faking accent.
You can have your native accent and still pronounce Physiology well instead of Pisiology.

I don’t know what your problem is but the only person with inferiority complex here is someone like you with so much negative attitude.

EVILFOREST:
PEOPLE who do such feel insecure and less of a human.
I speak my Native Dialect everywhere. I speak it to my relatives and spouse.
In fact, I once taught IGBO Language in Downtown, Los Angeles.

One Day, I visited Nigeria with my spouse, and my DAD asked me, how my accent & and that of my spouse had remained the same despite all these years, that he taught the moment people relocated, they dropped many things including the way they spoke.
I laughed and said, it's better I learn and hear what they are saying than 4 dem to understand everything I say with my people.

MEXICANS, in the US never teach their kids English.
They soak their kids in SPANISH. In fact, they play Spanish songs while driving. They do so because, they know their kids will eventually learn the English at school.

I disagree. You mustn’t speak with your native accent to feel secure and more of a human. That was a terrible thing to say.

If you speak with your native accent, that’s your way of speaking. Lots of people don’t. They speak the way they have been orientated to.

You can easily distinguish Seye Ogunlewe and Ayo Fayose’s accent and the way they pronounce their words. I’ve heard one of them say ‘shildren’ when he meant ‘children’. Ogunlewe might say ‘ouse’ for ‘house’.

Abaribe’s accent is different from Okorocha’s. Ngige is different from Mbadinuju. If your native accent means that you are saying ‘sukulu’ for school, Oga you need to adapt and change.

If Buhari says kwarapshun for corruption, that doesn’t make it right or mean it is ok to do that. If Museveni says ‘dochumenti’ for document, it doesn’t mean Ugandans should embrace such because they find it convenient to say that.

AndroBlaze:
I will have to disagree with you on this brother.

First of all, we don't have a Nigerian accent as groups in Nigeria speak English in very distinctive ways... so which one is it that Oyinbo find attractive, Buhari accent, Obasanjo accent or Orji Uzor Kalu accent?

This point I am making is the same for England that has got many different accents, are you telling me people are rating a Scouse accent the same they would rate Prince William accent?

Bless you for the above. I didn’t see that before I dropped mine.

Or11:
Why do most Nigerians feel they need to change their accent when they speak with a foreigner? Nigerian accent is rated as one of the sexiest in the world. People should learn to embrace it.

Ay spoke with a clear and an understandable voice. He pronounced his words well. What is wrong with that. Anyone could easily understand what he was saying. I don’t believe that he must try to sound very Nigerian whatever that means to express himself.

Nigeria way of speaking varies...Sanusi Lamido communicates well, Chidoka Osita communicates well, Donald Duke and Peter Odilli all communicate well. Osita Chidoka’s accent is different from Peter Obi’s. Both are from the same state and educated in the same region. Sanusi differs from Ganduje. Tinubu, Fashola, Fayemi all speak differently.

Ay is different from Bovi. Basket mouth is different from Okey Bakassi.

People speak the way that is convenient for them. Being able to hear them and understand them is what matters. Ay was not faking the accent in my opinion. He was clear and understandable.

AdmiralDru:
I was in a conference video meeting with about 20+ other people on zoom and we were gonna introduce ourselves. Immediately I started speaking (with my normal Nigerian accent), the host (a Swiss lady) started laughing all through the 30 secs I spoke about myself. I guess it's cause of my accent.

If she was laughing at your accent, that would’ve been very rude. If I was you, I would’ve stopped in the middle of my introduction and ask her if I had said anything funny.

[quote author= post=87806478]Him training no complete for Police College at all!

Lazy cop! [/quote]With all your so called patriotism, I’m surprised at your reaction to this. This is a police officer of the FRN. Underpaid, overworked, hated and abused. He is someone’s brother, son and possibly husband and father.

Whatever happened to him might happen to anyone including you. Police men are unpopular in Nigeria, I’m not a huge fan of them but this man was doing his job. Don’t mock him.

Samusu:
Where are our tradomedicine dealers pls?

Everyone is self isolating. I’m sure even the herbs, roots and concoctions would be observing the social distancing.

senatordave1:
Buhari has never been a physically strong fellow even in his military days and i doubt if he could do 3 pushups as of then.can omokri even do pushups properly

Omokri might be a comedian with his videos but that was a proper push ups except the 20th or last one.
He is fit, looks fit but I think he was lying about running 11km everyday or as at the time he did the video. I didn’t believe that.

fergie001:
The young man is correct....emanates from rodents but causes no disease to them but humans....

A few people have been reported dead.

Its no fake news.

Hantavirus has been around. You’d get it from ingesting food contaminated by rodent’s feaces and urine.
If it was as deadly as ebola, Lassa fever etc, populations of Lagos, New York, London etc would’ve been decimated.