₦airaland Forum

LadySarah:
Lok

ddippset:
Seen quite a number of people wear this lately.

With this sort of face gear, where would he cough or sneeze into?

It is wrong and Wike should query whoever advised him to wear that.
That’s a Visor. It’s worn in an environment where there are risk of aerosol like sneezes, productive coughs that sprays, vomits, etc. It shouldn’t prevent him from wearing his face mask.

A face/nose-mouth mask should be worn first before the visor. Nigerian politicians know how to mess up...reminds me of former Ekiti state governor wearing a neck collar and strip of bandage tied to his arm.

Hightser:
Hello guys, so I'm skeptical about this decision I'm about to take, my girlfriend will be joining the next batch of NYSC and I have been thinking of telling her to work it to Lagos.

Truth is, she learned fashion design sometime and she likes modelling for clothing brands and she teaches too, I believe with all of this she stands a chance of getting something tangible in Lagos than going to serve in one village.

My fear is this, (I recently got an accommodation, a single room self contain on the island, haven't even told her yet)
So I need time to plan my future, I'm not fit financially to start fending for someone, if I am then my younger sister should be the one to come over ( though her service year is next year)

But if my gf is to come here, the agreement will be clear and concise, you fend for yourself while I fend for myself, don't worry, the relationship is that defined and she understands.

My reason of wanting to do this for her is cause she has been very nice to me and she has helped me out financially and otherwise in the past though I repaid her.

But guys, my major fear is living with a girl in the same house, won't attachment get serious, what if she gets pregnant? I don't want anything to hinder my plans, I'm 29 actually and I'm not planning to settle down anytime soon.

Please I need advice and contributions.

You’ve considered the pros and cons, you’ve done the risk assesment. If anyone is to live with you as you said, it’s gotta be your younger sister, you are not financially ok for anyone to depend on you....What else do you want people to tell you??

SARSCoV2:
This what happens when you are used to waking up your parents with sliding tackle.

Not surprised a bit.

I was expecting this

You didn’t disappoint.

Sysdatek:
Some cripps or bloods should find the white cop and spray their choppers on him
Case closed,

Crips and Bloods are busy fighting and busting the caps on each other aka black on black crimes instead of focusing that energy on the establishment that abuse and brutalise black people.
It’s similar to Aye vs Eiye or Vikings vs Bucca in Nigeria. Idiots they all are. Wasting energies killing off men when they should harness such strength against bad governance and evil people in the forces.

Maclink288:
Thank you very much
It's just that it's taking long
It's been over 6weeks now
I've been praying

You made a promise to your parents that you wouldn’t indulge in ‘anything sexual’
You met a lady and made out with her but you didn’t penetrate. You had taken ‘manpower ‘ earlier!
Now your mind is troubled but you’ve told your parents about it and prayed but you are still troubled.

Try this: Grow up and stop abusing substances for either courage or enhanced performance.

You disappointed. Did you not consider how the girl would’ve felt? Have you called or spoken to her to apologise for that disastrous encounter or you ran to your parents and after knelt down...daddy, mummy, Oh God, forgive me for I have derailed and fallen short of your glory?

Did you tell your parents that you’ve wanked? Did you tell them about your nocturnal emissions too? I don’t know the sort of male children that’s been introduced into the society anymore! Ha

Stop embarrassing yourself, men and women. Sex is for men not for boys, sex is not for boys with a few strand of hairs on their chin, sex is for men with pubic hairs and balls the size of avocados.
Stay away from sex, read your books and pass your exams and stay away from substances.

Lastly, thank your stars that you didn’t get priapism.

Nicklaus619:
Dude has Nigeria origin, was so happy for him, his dad from benue state

Wrong.

His dad is from Kampala, Uganda while mum is from Benue state, Nigeria.

He should be Ugandan-Nigerian. I don’t understand why he is labelled Nigerian-Ugandan.

There are lots of whiteys like that. It’s hard to jog in the parks early morning because they would be walking their dogs and throwing balls for the canines to catch while exercising them. Sometimes they would throw sucking balls in your direction and the little bugger would come running towards you.

crazygod:
Wow. It take a lot of courage to keep a pregnancy as a result of rape. This guys set. (No homo)

I guess they look like their dad. The old man would’ve been terribly hot on that day, his one raging stone got him two beautiful birds. I doubt he would ever get to meet them.

I think he would one day. This lady seem to have a heart of gold.

Beatswim:
bros cool down.. I mistakenly sent that message without completion... I sent another one to address thae issue of her mood swing.. Take a chill pill.. I adviced him becos he mentioned it that hes a Christian ok

He is a human being. Christians are not created differently and do not have different body anatomy, biochem and physiology to others.

xxxtedyxxx:
Nothing is bothering her. She is Hot...and the skillful use of the rod will heal her.

Hays my problem with all these so called self righteous people who call themselves christians. They’d spend two years going to fellowship and crushes together, quote bible like GOs of Pentecostal churches but they ‘don’t really communicate’ with each other.

The boy might be a one min man, the lady’s clit might be bigger than his willy...so many things they are supposed to know and understand about each other, they would rather wait for that silly ‘special’ night to discover those and guess what? They’d get awkward, frustrated cos that’s when realities set in.

Beatswim:
i think u have done the right thing by abstaining from sex before that marriage.. I did thr same thing and my wife got pregnant 3weeks after our wedding.. Do u know God is watching u? Hr watches

Did you read the post and the concerns he raised?
What pregnancy are you talking about? Must everything be all about pregnancy?

A man is lamenting on the relationship issues he is having with a lady he is supposed to wed in three weeks and you are talking about getting your wife pregnant 3 weeks post wedding!! Your head correct so

Donbabaj:
I could be happy now but the next minute, she changes mood all of a sudden. We dated for over year after someone match make us but this mood swing things continued overtime so sometimes I get confused even as i really tried managing the pressure. She's a nice girl, takes good care of me, buys clothes, cooks, always wants me to look good but the problem is the rate which she switches mood easily.

Financially, we are both average earner but I think she earns better pay than me.

For instance, recently we got a new apartment - 2bedroom flat but whenever I say something she doesn't like or she doesn't want to hear, she just reacts like why would I say such a thing. All the while we were dating, we never stayed with each other as we stayed in our parents house. Fast forward* most times, as the man, after switching mood, I try to pacify her by petting and apologising but she doesn't just want to listen.

Just today, we were playing with each other on the bed, touching each other (not sensitive part) and she wanted me to kiss her. So I told her jokingly that "but you know this is not biblical" as an advocate of no sex until after marriage. I have never had sex with her either. The next thing she said, "why are you talking like this" she stood up, went straight to the sitting room and slept there. I went to meet her there to pacify her again but she wouldn't listen.

Please note that I have not and can never beat or abuse her cos I'm a Christian.

I'm just tired. She's really getting on my nerves. Our wedding is 3 weeks time but I dont just know what to do. People, friends and family are already aware of the impending marriage but I'm afraid that if a lady can switch mood like this, who knows what will happen tommorrow. I cant sleep in peace...

Please advice. This is happening right now.

I am a Christian too but sometimes I feel like typing up Christians like you and flogging common sense and street intelligence into you.

What’s all these biblical, I am christian, thou shalt not touch nonsense that you guys practice? Does it make sense to you.

Yenefer:
El-rufai the Chatham house Lab dog. Ur Masters. the Brits didn't tech u about democracy and right to offend or what. I see this gentleman as my favorite politician in the North, until he started showing his real colours.

El Rufai and his family might not be very popular amongst some people including me but the cleric deserve to be arrested and I don’t think he was arrested for calling El Rufai a ‘small bird’ but for the fact that he said that El Rufai shouldn’t be dictating to them.

El Rufai is the executive governor of kaduna state and he has the discretion to impose a lockdown to protect the citizens of kaduna state. The cleric’s utterance and insubordination has the potential to cause unrest amongst some fanatics.
El Rufai might be slighted by the ‘small bird’ reference but the cleric need to be put in his place so El Rufai and the kaduna state attorney general were right in this case.

...For the first time, I feel for a law breaker.
Whoever came up with the code “Hash caste” from the NDLEA is very creative...reminds of the dude from EFCC, the one that manages their twitter and other social media handles.

Hash caste:

Hash...slang for cannabis
Caste/castle...class... the man and his mum are in a class of their house operating hydroponic hash in their house/building

Hash caste...Half caste...mixed race Oladapo Ifedayo Oluseyi Adedayo. Biko he should be freed. If not for anything, but for his name. If I was a judge, I’ll free him because of his name. I like people who are proud of their heritage and use their native names.
As someone of mixed parentage, he could’ve answered Oladapo Henrik Morten Adedayo but here he is in full Nigerian names. God bless his dad who gave him those names and his mum who accepted without arguing why he wasn’t given Danish names.
I digress. NDLEA should free Oladapo.

I feel for this guy and his mother. Cannabis growing remains illegal in Nigeria and he has broken the law. He is quite aware of his actions hence why he was secretly growing it hydroponically.
Nigeria need to either legalise the use of at least give license to certain businesses to harness the huge potentials inherent in it.

What has been going on concerning cannabis use in Nigeria and all over the world is hypocrisy.
Individuals, law enforcement, politicians and even the clergies all have people who use hemp.
Nigeria can tap in and generate revenue granting a number of businesses licence to extract the oil and other other products of this special plant.

I have personally used the oil when I had Msk injury, I have also used the toothpaste.

This man and his mum wouldn’t be so paranoid with his security if he had the license to operate.
I feel sorry for him.

JaceBlaze:
Of course,it doesn't look like she said it out of malice so I don't get what all the farce is about.They get worked up because what they did is no different than what Hitler was doing to the Jews.Guilty conscience quickly sets in when such reference is made.

The lady is a disgrace and a disgusting person.
Shame on her.
Did you not also see the photo of the black kid she posted and her sick joke?

To hell with her. She hasn’t changed, her racist attitude was so consistent and would definitely emerge at some point. Her type would discriminate against black models if she was head of a modelling agency.

She is a disgrace.

Abbeylanre15:
This will be of great help. Thank you sir. U've succeeded in convincing to mind my business

Don’t listen to such nonsense. What is bad is bad. If you convinced and have evidence that some financial improprieties are going on under your watch then you need to act.

Where’s your integrity? Send the nos of those involved, send the no of the MD and I will ring him/her and all those involved.

Keeping quiet and ‘minding your business’ makes you complicit in the fraud that is going on. One day, you’ll ask yourself why you didn’t act and speak up.

I didn’t see any weapons. This video proves nothing.

Sad as it is, whoever shot this video made a terrible mistake and the guy with bald head, glasses and beard swearing on the army and Buratai....I feel sorry for him. He should just disappear and stay put and pump leads into any one or group of people that try to arrest him and fight it out till he wins or they kill him. He shouldn’t allow anyone to arrest him. Once he is taken away, that’s the end of him.

KingAzubuike:
I just wonder what you're still doing taking pictures with that animal when my humble self would have inserted stick down it's anus and out it's mouth because it's roasting time.

I hope you’ll like it too if one day someone catches you, break your arms and then insert a hot rod or wood down your anus and roast you properly?

Cloud699999:
Kill ke, we didn't discover she was dead until 2days later. Everywhere was smelling. No sign of struggle. When her sister came and discover the door was close inside. I was the first that suggested we check through the window. That's how I saw her laying on the bed and the odour was strong.

It’s all in your head. You are hallucinating and seeing and hearing things that are not there because of the trauma you went through.

You didn’t experience all these for the two days that she died and you guys started perceiving the stench! Your problem started after you witnessed that.

I think you need to move from there.

ChizzyBuna:
Thanks bro, really I wanted to arrange boys to beat the crap out of that scum of a priest, I'm still thinking it through as not to get involved in police matter..
I blame the chic but I know that she was seduced by the money and gifts he gave her. I spent on her too but these priest took it to anoda level. I hope they both get caught and disgraced.

“Arrange boys to beat the priest”?? Maka why? The priest with his ‘sugary blood’ owe you nothing bro. Accept this fact and move on. Your babe was only helping to ‘normalise’ his rampant blood sugar level.

The fact is that you were dating the wrong girl. That priest hasn’t done anything to you. You are not married to this girl, there was no serious commitment/engagement, you haven’t even been to her ‘pulpit’ neither have you received or collected any ‘sacrament’ from her.
If it wasn’t the priest, it would’ve been someone else. Look at the speed with which she blocked and disengaged from you. She didn’t love you.

Never contemplate resorting to physical attack on the priest. It’s a game for losers. Go and hustle, develop yourself and make money.

LikeCool:
Owerri is well planned, all thanks to Sam Mbakwe. Not like my Awka, which doesn't have initial master plan, and people started building houses indiscriminately everywhere.

This is the problem with Onitsha and one of my the reasons that Onitsha residents relocate to Asaba, Okpanam etc.

Enugu should key into this. We need our urban/regional planners and estate management experts.
I still think that Polo Park shouldn’t have been tampered with. Shop rite should’ve been relocated elsewhere to promote development beyond Enugu city metropolis.
New artisan quarters is ruining the efforts of those who invested and own properties at Independence layout.

Ituku Ozalla need urgent attention, there should be a master plan and builders and developers should strictly abide by this. People have started building indiscriminately around the area. If this is not halted and corrected, we will have a problem in the nearest future.

Around Meniru Street, we have this problem. CC Onoh sold lots of plots of land there, Meniru/ One day..close to the hills. The activities there are embarrassing and this happened during the time of Chimaroke Nnamani and Sullivan Chime...both governments were oblivious of the development going on there. Ugwuanyi need to look into this before it turns into an epidemic.

Maadoo:
i want someone from all those IGR noise making states to show me just one picture from their states that is as clear and brown roof free as this. even if it is their best GRA

Pls stop this goading and obsession with brown roofs. I’m impressed with this thread, it’s beautiful and has revealed a lot about Owerri as a city and the fast paced and amazing development ongoing.

Don’t ruin it by unnecessary comparison with other cities or inciting others. It’s not necessary.

Ahia oma na ere onwe ya.

Exc2000:



how did he send her 10k without seeing her name through the account details? how did she make video call in his house, and he didn't detect the background of his own house, how can you fvck a lady for four years(during marriage, assuming they married as a virgin) and not recognize her laps , her breast and her "camel toe" even the pants she wore for the video of the camel toe you should know it, and how do you make a video call without your voice being heard


.

Apart from the N10k which I’ve been trying to figure out how she received it, she can pull off the other things you mentioned there 100%

What if the camera was focused only on her body rather than incriminating features of the house? If she hasn’t got any identifiable and significant birthmark on her inner thighs and private part, you’ll never identify her...mind you the man’s brain would be already hyper and excited at the prospects of seeing a new and a potential phuck buddy/side chick to worry about doing an FBI on a phussy.

All of you claiming you’d identify her, you’ll not identify anything.

Dcoy:
It's like everybody is just watching the video without listening to the audio.. them identified them clearly.... That one of them is Abubakar.... Listen to the audio with headphone if you have one please

One of the kids mentioned the name.
She also said that her window was open when they entered.

When they were trying to kick the door open...she says something like “when their trousers will tear”

Modphase:
They are definitely not aboki, I can swear that with my life but I rather not say what tribe they are but what tribe are you ? I sensed you know they are from your tribe n in essence want to claim they are Abokis. If you truly want to know their tribe Google the video of Nigerians robbing the the bank in Dubai, this guys n those one are from the same tribe. Their modus operandi is same.

They are from the north. One of the kids mentioned the name of one of them. She knew some of them. It’s evident from that video that some of these people lived around there and knew the house.

Everyone is focusing on the house in front of the car.
I believe that the main house is on the left. That little Bq need some tlc, the air conditioners is even bigger than the house.

duro4chang:
What of eunuch of Ethiopia in the bible?

It was the reverse. Pipe but no balls...their bits were hanging loose and limp but balls taken away. They’d grow fat, big and threatening but down there, there was no life and spark.

Edoloaded:
Apart from recreation and pleasure what is the importance of the dick tho

What is life or living without procreation and pleasure?

Even those who claim to be celibate or claim to practice abstinence have sometimes been busted.