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Travel / Re: General German Visa Enquiries Part 3 by kunlejazz(m): 6:34pm On Jul 18, 2017
ninered:

Seriously!!!
You opened the embassy website and didn't see the "Visa Information" Notice or at least even read the last five pages of this thread.
I swear I'll query any body that attempts to answer this question.
And you want to study in germany...Unbelievable!!! angry
To be honest I'm really trying hard to be polite... Have a blessed day Sir

Thanks for the time bro.

I am actually not talking about Student visa, but a Long term visa...work, family reunion, job seeker etc.

I have been trying to book an appointment online but I doubt that still works; the page always reads, "unfortunately, there are no appointments available at this time...

Anyone with similar experience in the house?
Travel / Re: General German Visa Enquiries Part 3 by kunlejazz(m): 8:03am On Jul 18, 2017
Hello Good People, how do i book an appointment for a Long term visa application at the German Embassy?

The online booking page on nigeria.diplo.de doesn't work.

Furthermore, please share any necessary information on the process, from your experience.

Looking forward to getting responses.

Thanks People!
Religion / Re: If You Marry Wife Through Facebook, You Will Lose Her On Youtube- Pastor Adeboye by kunlejazz(m): 5:31pm On Apr 02, 2017
TheSlyone2:

I think I have balls, so quoting you wouldn't be mission impossible...


In an event where you meet someone you both stay in the same locality on Facebook or other social media platform, could that be placed on the same pedestal as Meeting a total stranger online?

The way you talked make me wanna think you are undermining the importance of Facebook and thus, saying you misconstrued the message man of God was trying to pass should be right on the spot...

There are people, (prolly people you share same cultural belief with) you've in a way or the other lost contact with. The only way to reestablish contact with them may be via online platform...

And again, people you meet online, in as much as you ll want to be cautious, they may not be entirely bad as you have thought them to be...


Sighs....

Benny, I quoted you. Oya goan do your worse

How do we summarise a whole sermon by considering a 'single phrase?

The man of God was obviously warning against basing your decision to marry someone on social media knowledge...we all know people are hardly what they seem on Facebook.

Yes, the phrase came in at some point, as an addendum to the fact but it is utter gullibility and stupidity to judge Pastor Adeboye's message by it.
Religion / Re: If You Marry Wife Through Facebook, You Will Lose Her On Youtube- Pastor Adeboye by kunlejazz(m): 5:27pm On Apr 02, 2017
Honestly, reactions like these show how uneducated most Nigerians are.

How do we summarise a whole sermon by considering a 'single phrase?

The man of God was obviously warning against basing your decision to marry someone on social media knowledge...we all know people are hardly what they seem on Facebook.

Yes, the phrase came in at some point, as an addendum to the fact but it is utter gullibility and stupidity to judge Pastor Adeboye's message by it.

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Family / Re: Husband Waits To Have Sex Until Marriage . . . Then Learns Wife Is 4 Months Preg by kunlejazz(m): 11:44am On Mar 04, 2017
Sunnymatey:
You suspected yet went ahead with the marriage now that its been confirmed my brother to err is human and to forgive divine. Remember that our saviour came through the same scenerio.

HERESY!!!

My own Saviour is a not a product of infidelity and waywardness!

His mother conceived of the Holy Spirit. It was not by a 'side guy'
Business / Re: The story behind MMM Zimbabwe and Nigerian non-participants' intents. by kunlejazz(m): 8:51am On Nov 12, 2016
diportivo:
Ponzi na ponzi

Thing wey we do when we been dey school some 12years ago

Pennywise comes to mind undecided

LOL...I remember how my mum kept calling it 'penny wise, pound foolish'. Weeks later, I lost my N47,500 to the system. angry

However, MMM is by far better organised.
Politics / Re: See What This Oyinbo Tweeted About Nigeria While The President Was In USA (foto) by kunlejazz(m): 9:36am On Apr 02, 2016
TippyTop:
Fashola has been demystified, the man had godlike status as governor.
No impact on the 3 ministries he presides over.

That may be because the work load is too much. Buhari obviously didn't carefully consider this before assigning 1 person over 3 ministries.
Kachikwu has laid same complaint!

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Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus & Ademinokan Host Adeyemi And Wife by kunlejazz(m): 11:50pm On Mar 31, 2016
emilyone:
I'm highly disappointed sir, hanging out with a husband snatcher undecided

Christ did not come for the 'whole' and sinless, He came for the imperfect and weak!
Culture / Re: White Students Of Yoruba Language At Wisconsin University (Photo) by kunlejazz(m): 9:53pm On Mar 13, 2016
Silkmoth33:
Lol @ the short stuffs!


These are hopeless mamas and fury midgets with tax evations waiting to be deported! undecided

Looks like they're kneeling. Don't think they're midgets.
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Selling Late Father’s House For N500k In Lagos (pic) by kunlejazz(m): 10:38pm On Mar 09, 2016
hemartins:


even the worst house in Lagos can't be sold for 500K.

I even doubt if land sells for that low anywhere in Lagos.
The man must be an àpà!
Crime / Re: Ese Oruru, My Daughter Was Raped By Yunusa - Ese's Father by kunlejazz(m): 7:16pm On Mar 04, 2016
Terye:


STOP BEING PREJUDICIAL.. ISLAM DOESN'T PERMIT SUCH. JEWS AND CHRISTIANS KEEP KILLING INNOCENT MUSLIMS IN PALESTINE. YET, WE KNOW THAT NOT ALL CHRISTIANS ARE MURDERERS BECAUSE I HAVE LOVELY CHRISTIAN FRIENDS. DON'T BASE YOUR BELIEVE ON WHAT YOU HEARD SOME ONE SAID TO SOME ONE THAT TOLD SOME ONE THAT TOLD YOU. ISLAM TEACHES US THAT IF A PERSON DOES WRONG, BLAME THE PERSON AND NOT HIS/HER RELIGION.

WHAT HE DOES IS EVEN AGAINST ISLAM. EVEN ACCORDING TO THE SHARI'AH, THE PUNISHMENT FOR RAPE IS DEATH. FOR YOU TO KNOW HOW MUCH ISLAM FROWNS AT RAPE.

ISLAM IS PERFECT, MUSLIMS AIN'T.

PEACE BE UNTO YOU TO THE ULTIMATE MEANING OF PEACE

Hello mister, nowhere in my post did I attribute what muslim men did, to the tenets of Islam. I am only stating the facts and you cannot stifle the truth.

It is a well known fact that the northern muslim majority see other ethnic groups in Nigeria, particularly Christians as their subjects. They steal girls, rape and destroy them like they own them.

I never said Islam thought them to do so. Do not miscontrue my position.

This is no hearsay. I've got facts!
Crime / Re: Ese Oruru, My Daughter Was Raped By Yunusa - Ese's Father by kunlejazz(m): 12:51pm On Mar 04, 2016
I have no doubt the girl has been heavily hypnotized. She's probably just 1 in a 100 Christian girls that escape this syndrome.

If you're really familiar with northern Nigeria (Kaduna, Niger and Kano particularly) then you would have seen/heard stories like this many times - hausa/fulani muslim men hypnotizing young and naive Christian girls. Of course, they use diabolic means.

They use them for sex, impregnate them...destroy them in short.

Some call it a psychological condition- 'Stockholm syndrome', some sort of control one gets over another through s3x, but I say it's Juju!

You'll understand better when it happens to someone close to you.

God help us.

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Family / Re: Can I Get Married With This Income In Abeokuta, Ogun State? by kunlejazz(m): 1:56pm On Feb 26, 2016
flightz:
and again, he couldn't read to understand. Isn't it evident enough he's dumb? Mr Marriage brings blessings..

And what exactly have you said that's puffing you all up?

Well, truth is when 2 compatible, prudent and serious-minded people marry, they have a much better chance at success than either would have as an individual.

Call it whatever you like...cos there are loads of reasonable explanations for this.

Maybe the man didn't say it the way you would expect. Yet, it takes nothing from the veracity of his position.
Family / Re: Can I Get Married With This Income In Abeokuta, Ogun State? by kunlejazz(m): 1:36pm On Feb 26, 2016
glossy6:


I wrote my ICAN finals about 10 days to my wedding and qualified at a sitting. I took up even little jobs that my friends rejected while concealing my pregnancy . I got another job after birthing and my story changed when the low paying company changed their salary structure to meet with the parent company as a multi national. Our story changed. I resigned after 8 years and took up another job. We added money to my entitlements built the front of our compound (we had a small 3 bedroom flat where we built and moved in from our self con).

We are both ICAN fellows now with reasonable jobs. My hubby doesn't drink nor womanize neither are we extravagant in our spending. Though we had a lot of dependents but we are determined to keep our heads above water. We are very frugal human beings that our kids alarm us with their pattern of frugality.

We've changed jobs and the jobs I've gotten so far were advertised in the dailies. No human connections but GOD & HE alone bears me witness.

How we built our house. .........
We were staying at Okoko and I had to drive dailty to work in a multi national situated in Oregun. My hubby was working in Agbara & I was the one suffering the traffic wahala. We decided to rent a house in Egbeda which appears to be a mid point for both of us. But then our landlord hinted my hubby of a land at Ketu ijanikin which was a little higher than the Egbeda rent. He sought my consent and I gave my consent knowing full well that I have to sacrifice my comfort for the family again.

It's been a life of sacrifices and God's faithfulness and blessings.

Thanks sis. I see it took about a decade of putting your minds to good use, discipline and hardwork.

God bless you more.
Family / Re: Can I Get Married With This Income In Abeokuta, Ogun State? by kunlejazz(m): 8:54pm On Feb 25, 2016
glossy6:


Says who?

Of course you can go ahead!

I married my hubby when he was living in a room & parlour self con. Three other relatives joined us in that small apartment. More so, I resigned from my job in order to marry him since we both work in d same place.

Fast forward to 2016 ...blessed with 5 kids, built a block of 6 flats in Lagos and moving on.

Don't limit yourself, please make a move. Jah bless

I love this story my dear sister. More blessings!

However, I'd like to ask HOW

Like one of the posters here, Femsyn said, most people with similar stories in Nigeria, and Lagos particularly have done a lot more than they're telling us, in order to get where they are - often, not-so-good things.

So, would you be kind as to hint us a little on how? You don't have to give the full gist. We might just learn from you.
Family / Re: Can I Get Married With This Income In Abeokuta, Ogun State? by kunlejazz(m): 8:42pm On Feb 25, 2016
Acidosis:
N100,000 monthly in Abeokuta is a good start.

A very good start, trust me.
I believe over 50% of the families in that state live on much less than that.

But be sure your wife isn't a 'happening girl' oo!
Celebrities / Re: #NoMoreFamilyBusiness: 'Bro, You Need God' - Peter Fires Back At Jude Okoye by kunlejazz(m): 8:04pm On Feb 17, 2016
BE811APP:
are they not tired..

Well, as for me I think Jude started Hating on His bro bcuz He married Lola..
Its Nice He is standing by His wife...


Dis things are normal in Houses where Boys plenty...The brothers will be thinking its the other brothers wife cuzing trouble..


Either ways... I wish dem Well in their future biznesses grin

Very true.
Romance / Re: My Heart Has Been Torn Apart! by kunlejazz(m): 10:59pm On Feb 13, 2016
freshvine:
President Barack Obama took his wife to a local restaurant to eat. Before the could settle down to their food, the restaurant owner pleaded with the security officials with them to have audience privately with Michelle Obama. After conferring with the first couple of United States, the request was granted and Michelle move to hear what the restaurant owner has to say.

Few minutes later, Michele was back with Obama and they settled to their food. Obama out of curiosity asked his wife, "what is it about?" and Michelle told him the man has been crushing on her since she was growing up and wish he had the opportunity to propose before she moved to another town where she met him.

Obama laughed and tease her, "that means you would've been the wife of a restaurant owner"?
Michelle look at him and replied,"No, he would've have been the president and you'd probably be no body compare to him ... I didn't marry you a president.


There's a wisdom in this true story

Don't see much sense in the story. All I see is wit. Michelle obviously has a way with words and that's all there is to it.

She is DEFINITELY NOT the reason Obama is President of the United States. Read Obama's story, you'll know he's always had it in him.

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Romance / Re: My Heart Has Been Torn Apart! by kunlejazz(m): 12:30pm On Feb 13, 2016
Swissheart:
I lost my pity for you when you spoke of suicide. You want to kill yourself because she desires a good life abi..... a good life for you after all it is a job she needs from you. How old is she? Her background blah blah... . All these are what to consider in understanding the situation. I once told my guy the same thing... ..... Yes because he was appearing lazy and unpromising. At that instance he knew he what to do... .. .. it is not easy to get a job but then it is wrong to be stagnant. You have helped her secure jobs while you aren't doing any except the one you are managing ... Who does that?... You will only appear flippant to her. Brace up nd search more. Leave her to herself for now though I doubt if she is into anyone yet but if she is, bro she never loved you and she doesn't deserve you. 7years isn't 7 weeks to throw away like that.

My dear, there are some things I'd like you to understand about the Nigerian labour market and culture: 10 average ladies who are graduates will get 'good jobs' before 1 smart guy does.

Why? Firstly because what a woman calls a good job won't be good enough for a man. 50k per month is okay for a young woman planning to get married. However, in this part of the world, only an irresponsible man thinks of marriage with that kind of income.
Blame the system - it's our tradition and culture.

Number 2, Ladies get jobs for many other reasons than their capacity to deliver...it's called Sex appeal. The average man is greatly disadvantaged in this regard.

So I won't blame the guy cos it happens all the time, men get jobs for women but can't seem to do same for themselves.

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Family / Re: Help My Elder Sister Is About To Marry A Man That Bad Mouths Her In Her Absence. by kunlejazz(m): 11:12pm On Feb 05, 2016
Mindfulness:


There are millions of desirable 30 + and 40+ women out there. Many of them are more desirable than some girls in their 20s.

Beyonce is 30+ and she can have plenty of well-to-do men who even look much better than JayZ. grin
Genevieve Nnaji can select a different one every day. I am sure she could even found a harem. grin
Michelle Obama could get married to some other cool dude next year. cool
Oprah Winfrey has a good man by her side without being married to him.
Even KanwuliaExtra is enjoying herself even though she is slightly older than 20. cheesy Keep enjoying yourself! kiss


Women are much more powerful than they give themselves credit for. cool

Okay. I understand you're being forward-looking, sounding western and all.

But speak the truth, how many thirty something year-old Nigerian women can select like Genevieve? How many Genevieves we even get for Africa?

You better tell 'em young girls to select all they can when they're young

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Webmasters / Re: 10 Tips You Must Know & Have Before Applying For The Post Of An Admin On Webs by kunlejazz(m): 5:15pm On Jan 02, 2016
Abatsam111:

Which niche ?

Pretty much all niches.
Webmasters / Re: 10 Tips You Must Know & Have Before Applying For The Post Of An Admin On Webs by kunlejazz(m): 5:06pm On Jan 02, 2016
Maybe I could use this medium to make this known- we're looking for experienced writers for some websites. Interested persons should PM me.

Thanks
Politics / Re: Ericsson Confiscates Radio Biafra Transmitter On MTN Mast In Enugu by kunlejazz(m): 12:16pm On Dec 31, 2015
Tolexander:
The technology in the fixing of transmission equipment on a telecommunication mast is not advanced beyond Nigerian engineers.

Did they manufacture the technology?

In fact, that's one of the simplest things in Telecommunications. A stack illetrate with a few days of training can do it.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Claims Sophia Slept With His Dad's Friend by kunlejazz(m): 9:48am On Dec 31, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
Ode Davido so you mean your Dad keeps wayward friends? He must be wayward himself. Very clear like father like son.

congtrats

I don't think that's a fair perspective bro. His father isn't responsible for what his friends do.
Everyone, including you, have 'friends' you don't totally trust.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Claims Sophia Slept With His Dad's Friend by kunlejazz(m): 9:45am On Dec 31, 2015
nikkypearl:
Kini gbogbo eleyi bayi ni ipari Odun

BTW
Happy New year in advance to all Nairalander jare! kiss

Lol...K'olorun s'aanu.

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Crime / Re: My Husband Raped My Cousin In Our Matrimonial Home, Wife Tells Court by kunlejazz(m): 4:54pm On Dec 01, 2015
chimkaire:
HONESTLY!

The magistrate's decision is spot on!

As far as legal proceedings go;
First of, the court has no jurisdiction in the matter as the two were never legally married.

Secondly, the matter brought before the court is not that of rape. It's somewhat a custody battle.
I think if they want to charge the man for rape then they'll have to file a separate suit.

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Crime / Re: 10 Suspected Robbers Killed In Lagos In 12 Days - Vanguard by kunlejazz(m): 3:24pm On Dec 01, 2015
richidinho:
why killed suspects?

Because they lethally engaged (exchanged gunfire with) Law enforcement agents (Police)
Jokes Etc / Re: See Some Hilarious Nollywood Subtitle (see Photos) by kunlejazz(m): 7:56pm On Nov 21, 2015
Crazily hilarious shizzle...darn!
Fashion / Re: Miss Universe 1964 Bikini Photo And Compare Them To Today's Photos by kunlejazz(m): 7:33pm On Oct 30, 2015
kennygee:
All for a crown they won't keep forever.

Forever ke
When e no be Crown of life
Celebrities / Re: Taiwo Osuolale, Yoruba Twin Is Dead, (Ibeji Oran) Has Passed Away by kunlejazz(m): 5:30pm On Oct 24, 2015
RaDaZaBaNa:
this twins share a striking resemblance with Safarigirl.

na joke o

Death isn't a joking matter bro.

RIP to the dead.
Politics / Re: Photos: Lagosians Resort To Trekking As Traffic Gridlock Persists by kunlejazz(m): 1:54pm On Sep 23, 2015
Seun:
I have a three step solution to this traffic problem but I need a research assistant to help me to perfect it and present it the right way.

Hi Seun,
I sent emails to . No replies for close to 24hrs. Kindly look into this.

Thanks.
Education / Re: Oluchi Saw Her Death Coming –family Of Electrocuted UNILAG Student by kunlejazz(m): 2:34pm On Sep 12, 2015
Jesuspikin77:
The last thing she wrote on her facebook wall was:

'everything that makes us human is vain'

Just imagine the irony!
This life is nothing but a smoke yet people keep concentrating all their soul, body, energy and mind on things (looks, grades, wealth, jobs etc) that are nothing but a heap of VANITY

Seek the kingdom of God, work out your salvation for JESUS CHRIST IS COMING.

And before someone says Jesus may never come again, remember, Your own rapture happens the moment you die!

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