₦airaland Forum

Havertz10:
with that type of plate?

wetin do the plate? Na gold plate who get Benz suppose dey use?

You nor Sabi price, abi na Benz you pack dey ask the woman how much?

Toks2008:
It takes just once bro. Not even 2years.

I tell these married ladies to up their games in the bedroom. Sex is important.

For instance, I don't know how I will ever cope with a wife who can't give me crazy head and let's say I'm married to a lady who says she can't give head n I now have a sexual encounter with a lady who gives me a mind blowing BJ...

Nothing will separate me from the latter.

Ladies please and please, try to make your husbands happy in the bedroom and verseversa.

I can't stress this too much

Exactly why men should set their priorities and know things they cant live without even after marriage and seek out a partner that won't make them compromise on it.

If bj is what will make marriage easy for you by all means seek out a lady good at it and don't go and bring someone's daughter who doesn't want that to come and change because of you.
Na there wahala dey.

Some men can go years without sex ,when it's there it's there when it's not they take it like that and don't get furstrated about it. While some will seem like they want to die if they don't fvck for a week ,such people have no business being in a long distance relationship or with a woman with low libido.

The audacity of you to have a live-in side chick is worth mentioning Wow!.

Did it occur to you that things could have gone south with that action of yours? Recently a lady killed a woman because she wanted her husband to herself. Your side chick was so jealous to the extent of shedding tears when you go to see your wife and kids. That was dangerous and could have easily led to putting the life of your wife and kids in danger due to your foolishness.



Oga ,go back to your wife ,stop stalking that lady,it was fun while it lasted , now move on and let you and us rest .


Before devil will start telling you to harm her if you can't have her. Let me even ask, where is your wife in all of this ? Or have you forgotten her to the extent of having so much time to stalk your ex side chick?

I hope you have gone to test for STDs sha, because this your own is more than triangle,so you don't go and give your wife market that she did not price.

If you needed proof that birth control was made for the wrong gender ,this is it.

Lol.

Repeatitions everywhere. Everything she said can be summed up in five points.

That aside, deeper lifers were the most difficult roommates to have in school.Their demeanor and vibe was depressing and draining. I have no problem with whoever wants to act like they hold the key to heavens gate but don't act like you are the one making row call for people that will enter hellfire.


I also see them as religious fanatics ,the Christian version only without the bombing and beheading. They follow rigid doctrines and seem to think they are holier than everyone else.


The same people who once thought watching TV will take one to hellfire now have their program on TV. .


And the reason why most of them are intolerable , difficult and sometimes wicked is because they are focused on being religious than being better humans. Too indoctrinated to be rational .

Do the best you can and leave the rest, always give the best version of yourself .

Be kind to yourself and extend to others, take delight in the simplest things and don't overthink situations you have no control over.


Know that you are human and shit happens only then will you go through life with less regrets.

alizma:
Una get issue o, somebody wey know how to secretly go behind someone to marry, secretly been sleeping with the woman has suddenly turned dumb now abi, na we wey no follow enjoy una won push forward so that tomorrow him go say na nairalanders give am the advise abi? Eno go work for una.
I no dey advise person wey smart pass me.
If to say him come here from the beginning, I for know say true true him dey confused and I for advise am in such a way that the first wife go even follow am go the marriage of the second wife but now he must continue what he started

This comment . Funny but true ,the man smart no need to advice am.

Women are trying sha.

Alcohol addiction. Sigh!.

I don't know who told Nigerians they can pray addiction away?.

Wish i can give you sound advice on this issue, but the cases I have seen ended up with the wife either leaving or the man dying of kidney problem or hit by a car in his drunken state.

You have a good guy already. Seems you didn't make out time to be whole before jumping into a new relationship.


When we are sick the body takes out time to recover so also a draining relationship like the one you described,it takes time. What you have with the new " good guy" is a rebound.

I won't advice you pull away from the new guy, but you need to find yourself . A guy who did you dirty like that should not be the one to stand in your happiness.

Let me ask ,do you feel happy when you think of your ex? If no, then why are you punishing yourself? Don't you want to be happy?


Even if you go back to him, do you genuinely think you will be happy? If No,then why do you want to loose your chance at a new experience and something that can blossom into one of your best relationship just by hanging on to the past that took your joy away?

Sit down and have a talk with yourself,as to why you are treating yourself that way, it's one thing to allow another human do you dirty ,but holding on to the memory of such people is nothing but punishment to yourself.


Don't you want peace? Don't you want to be free of ache in your heart? Stop punishing yourself by thinking about someone who did you dirty. Leave such people in the trash and don't go digging in the trash, lest you get stench on you.

Paulyaweh:
Most of these accounts is just marketers trying to meet target.
When they give one human target of opening 600 accounts month.
Those guys forge numbers and name to meet up.
Sometimes the number may match you own that's why you'll get those notification but the name on the account will be different..
Mad people

Another angle to it.

Elsueno:
All d more reason you should report him, criminals get free food in jail

This comment ,so true

Finish what you started. I am sure you started it to be on his good side, don't stop now in the middle . FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED.

Cradle robber oshi!!!


Awon pedophile even has the guts to come to nairaland with his full chest.

Dababy wey be say na gangster himself, trouble dey follow this guy like fly wey see shit.

Dukeolumidemans:
Some days ago I said it that some of u younger ones who are not married will find it difficult to see someone good to marry. These girls of nowadays are just something else...apart from the lies, most of them are fake and lot if them can't even cook common egusi soup.
As for u, that ur girl is as daft as fucccck. Walk away bro and look for a way to marry someone outside this contraption called Nigeria and find ur way there. Ur lucky she didn't tie u down. Ur own for don pufff!!!

I come in peace!!!

Are the guys in the dating pool any better?

To get a man with good home training and has sense is as difficult and tasking as finding treasure in the bottom of the ocean.


The people wey their head correct ,male and female nor many again. Don't make this one sided as if the guys are some saintly gentlemen


I too come in peace.

Olodo girl. Semen analysis Kwa. .


How did she get to the stage of going for NYSC? This dumbness is too much that I fear she can transfer it to her unborn child. .


Eyah, this breakfast na turn by turn, bros take heart. God dey.

They will soon come and scream islamophobia for a religion that clearly thrives on blood shed and violence.

They drop their humanity like a mask and can break any bond they have with a non Muslim just to get the seven Virgins. Only a fool will think just because you have been friends for a long time with a Muslim then you are safe ,na your house them go from start dey dagger "infidels".

Religion of piss indeed!. Blood sucking monsters

VEHINTOLAR:
NBM of Africa is not a cult group but these mofos won't just understand !

Then what is it?, tell us so we can understand.

So you decided being sexually reckless is the temporary solution to your martial problems


All this people sef. I am guessing you didn't use condom for a lady that probably does every man that comes to that hotel "well". What makes you think such a lady is interested in your problems or her cash?


Na wah o.
As for your marital problems, na husband and wife matter,make una settle am how una want. Sha nor go check your self for STD.

After seeing pocohantas' comment had to go back and check, it's actually one of those red pillers out to create social engineered threads against women.


This nonsense nor dey tire una? . For a people who feel women are nothing,you lots spend so much time on women and their issues sha. Smh.


I had my doubts as to why a lady will give out her real age on a thread where it can back fire on her face.

Wait till you ask them where the urethra and clitoris is.

Digmygold:
Never stop smoking the cheap marijuana that turned you into a demented ass wipe. Ti e ti ta danu.

The therapist is available when you decide sha. Take care .

Joanney:
I felt so too.I think the story might be real but it's not his.

my thoughts too. I think it's just a copy and paste story to draw traffic.

Cassahav:
okay junkie

You sure say nor be cruise you dey catch? This emoji does not seem like one who is broken and needs help.

Digmygold:
You need to go lick the butt hole of your ex maybe he will reconsider your ment head. You need to see a shrink ASAP not a therapist

Eyah, what a pity. This one own don baje. Stop taking Canadian loud and co.

BRATISLAVA:
Okay. Thanks.

Lol. I've taken note of it. Please, are you an Igbo person? I noticed they have all sorts of proverbs. You don't have to answer that, though.

No I am not Ibo.

BRATISLAVA:
I don't understand the meaning of the proverb in your last line, but it sounds funny. What does it mean?

it means flimsy excuses.

Digmygold:
STFU! Popular shi*t my foot. Don't be sounding like a dumbo and get off my mention for life.

lol.


Eyah.
PM me ,I have the number of a therapist that will be of help.

Digmygold:
I never implied that it's a woman's duty to keep a man that does not want to be kept. You chose to misinterpret me to suit yourself. I was referring to Madam Toke IN PARTICULAR. Why you would choose to generalise that I was making reference to all divorced women is your business

People are often carried away by non-existent fantasies created by deceitful imps like Toke because she made those following her dumb "teachings" back then believe all was well with her Dead On Arrival Make Believe Union.

I think she knew it was quite an unattainable feat and achievement for her to get married that she jumped online out of excitement to spew trash on how to achieve an UN "successful" marriage. Only for her to come out with her shallow book where we found out it was all a facade after all.

Toke needs to take several seats back and stop fooling her silicon brain. She would die to be married again (TO MAJE) or any man at that. Just like her marriage, her ALPHA FEMALE projection of herself to the public is just a sham. Privately, she's in a pool of tears every night. Lonely and depressed

Oh I see, make you and toke enter boxing ring then. This your energy whey you take carry her matter for head needs to be expended. Una headache.


You came with the popular "could not keep her husband " line just had to make sure to put you and others reading on the right path.

Digmygold:
She had no business counselling others on how to run their marriages. If her counselling "skills" or (non skills) couldnt make her home peaceful even though she made the world believe it was, then she should have shut her mouth instead of acting like someone who had a perfect marriage, pretending to teach others how to achieve perfection in theirs too. You cannot give what you do not have. Fake lifestyle everywhere. Hmph!

This is not about toke but about people like you who think it's a woman duty to keep a man even when the said man does not want to get kept.

A divorced woman has enough experience to speak on marriage ,she has been through it , knows the mistakes she made and things she should have done differently.

That aside, the man had a baby on her and she left. Marriage is like having parents ,it's sheer luck to have good and responsible parents so also is marriage. Your spouse can change at any time, it's working does not mean you are doing something special,it's working because it's working not because you have two heads.


The people she is councelling have the perogative to take her advice and even unfollow her if they choose to.