[quote author=Cyntie55 post=108721120]Good day nairalanders. Season greetings to y'all. I'm so angry right now. Please I need mature advice.
My father is not a learned person but he make sure all his children are graduates. My younger brother(last born and only son) rounded up his Nysc few months ago, we're just 2 girls. My elder sis and I. My elder sis is a nurse in Austria (3 years now), she's married with a kid in Austria. My big sister send money home once in 3 months, and I have been the one receiving the money. I share the money exactly as instructed by my big sis. I have never cheated anyone, Infact my Dad and Big sis communicate very well. My Dad trust me so much.
He must be on drugs or under a spell. Send him to Rehab and/or deliverance. What st.upid level of anger did he express like that? Don't upload or share that video. Hungry people in this very harsh Buhari economy can view it and curse him in anger and it will materialize on him even without putting juju in mouth. What rubbish!
Icumsa45: Seriously, what campaign will tinubu want to promote so far? 'come let's rescue Nigeria or what??
Don't mind him, even his fellow Yoruba's don't want him. Meanwhile, since Buhari's Maiduguri visit yesterday, I've been seeing remarks made by Buhari stylishly admitting that his government has failed Nigerians, crude oil price's effect on his performance and all whatnot. If I tell you how very annoyed I have been about the very many deaths/attacks in the last couple of days under this Buhari's watch, you would think I was living in one of the affected areas but I'm not. Buhari could not handle the country, he could have pitied Nigerians and resigned long before now.
Pataricatering: see a member of the naturally polygamous gender talking about others not taking responsibility Lol , women no dey go jail to pay for crimes ?
If the thread na about man we go see all of una dey inform us how men dey love variety but you hypocrites want women to be condemning ourselves for your " variety loving assxs ' No vex but u dey reason like ram .
Who dey make the men-are-polygamous possible? No be your gender? Your gender dey make am even more possible because una beleive and know say una too many in number. Thanks for insulting me. E no pain me. Na your home training bad. HAPPY CHRISTMAS. I won't reply you again.
Nigerians will be the biggest fools on planet earth if they dare fall for the Campaign Strategy I am suspecting this APC is coming up with: They have weaponized hardship (in addition to insecurity) only to now get serious and start improving the situation of things in the campaign year next year 2022, for Nigerians to be deceived to vote in anyone who will take their party ticket as president in 2023, for the northern cabal to control the elected president and start the cycle again. Because Nigerians are said to suffer from Collective Amnesia, according to a certain politician, meaning they forget easily.
Pataricatering: lol - kidnapping , terrorism, banditry, armed robbery, murder , yahoo , yahoo plus - which gender Na you people full jail yet in your mind na woman dey spoil dis world? Will you people ever accept any type of accountability or responsibility.?
For inside dat your small brain and small pikin sense now, you are saying something reasonable. Men take responsibity for those vices they commit when they go to jail. But your own gender would try so hard to justify your own like you are here doing on this thread, thereby making it worse instead of curbing it through condemnations. Your gender is always right.
Pataricatering: you people will never cease ro crack me up with your faulty reasoning ! Anyway u kuku don talk am say na my gender dey " agree " open leg - so , abeg, leave us make we open d leg in peace . Abi , how you go talk say as man make we leave una to open mouth anyhow but e dey pepper you as we dey open leg anyhow Na your leg ?
Pataricatering: yes , nah -am are polygamous in nature so please don't be angry when.you dins out women too are polygamous - that's the point you dudes are missing - women.too like rice and rice and beans and boiled yam, fried yam too ! We also like asaro and chicken and chips. We are training.you just like.you trained us - to accept polygamy . By the time we are done u will be fully familiarised with the idea . At this.point if u are a follower of trends u will already know that it will only get worse .. Why don't.you discourage prostitution among your selves first. Leave women alone , bro
Actually, it is your gender that is polygamous in nature, not men. It's your gender that "Agrees" to open legs anyhow that the word prostitution fits. Abi if you refuse to open your legs, the man will force you? Why do you think it's your gender that is blamed in these things more than men? Your gender controls what happens - Increase/decrease of men chasing after you.
LetDemKnow: Over the years, there have been some impressive Nigerian records resulting from musicians taking shots at each-other, or even at other celebrities in a song. As many will agree, beefing/dissing is a fundamental musical culture, especially in Hip Hop and will never go anywhere.
So, whether you consider them to have been the pursuit of clout or commercial success, below top 10 diss songs in the history of modern Nigerian music, ranked in no particular order.
“Maga Don Pay” had earned Imo state singer, rapper, and record producer Kelly Handsome some prominence and a loyal fan-base when the smash hit debuted in 2008. But while Handsome was mainly dominating parts of Eastern Nigeria- home to the Ibo people and the Igbo language, Mo’ Hits Records and Dbanj were pretty much the name on everyone’s lips. No one could have guessed Kelly Handsome would have a bone to pick with Dbanj and his crew, targeting them with a diss song titled “Igwe.” “Igwe” was a follow-up to an earlier diss record, a satire of Wande Coal’s hit song with Kay Switch “Who Born The Maga.” In the record, Handsome accused Mo’ Hits of abusing his culture and traditions, declaring himself the original Igwe (King). People still think Dbanj and Don Jazzy’s 2008 hit song “Igwe,” where the DB Records’ boss joked he was honoured and made a chieftain when he visited Igbo land was the cause of the dispute. And perhaps it was.
Perhaps the funniest and lightest beef song that’s ever come straight out of Naija. But it makes our list because of its directness and raw lyricism. Nico Gravity didn’t hold anything back, calling Timaya out on all fronts, before going on to give him advice. Well, wherever Gravity is today, he’d have swallowed his words given how successful and influential the Dem Mama boss is today. The hook too- Golden!
Kelly Handsome dominated one of the most exciting periods of beefing in the history of Nigerian music. Whether he was doing it for fun, clout, commercial success or because he truly had a problem with the artists he was taking shots at remains a mystery until now. But he gave us plenty to remember. However, many will say he bit a little more than he could chew when he chose to add MI to his list of targeted artists in his rap song “Catch Me If You Can.” While the record was mainly targeted at Handsome’s arch-enemies Mo’ Hits Records, he did have a swipe at MI’s debut album “Talk About It,” referring to MI as short as a reply to the Choc City rapper’s claim he was sitting on top Naija hip Hop. Everyone was pumped to see how MI handles the diss, given that Mo’ Hits never really indulged Handsome all the while, and the result is one of the most talked about diss tracks in the history of Nigerian music. Till now, people tout this record to be Kelly Handsome’s career waterloo, given that we didn’t really hear much from the rapper/singer after its release.
Talk about ranting in Hip Hop and this is probably the hardest rant diss record you can get. Rappers Erriga and Yung6ix had put Warri on the map with their music, but these guys showed us exactly why you don’t want to cross a typical Wafsider. Asides perfectly mimicking the great 2Pac Shakur, this track probably contains some of the rawest lyrics you’ll ever hear in a diss track just like the original “Hit Em Up”, calling out several big names including Mode 9, MI, Ice Prince, Erriga, Banky W, 2Shotz, Rugged Man, and even accusing Wizkid of wearing pampers. Sick!
Although not targeted at anoter musician, “Telli Person” sparked a trend after Phyno appeared to have fired warning shots at then Instagram celebrity Hushpuppi. Phyno and Hushpuppi’s feud had resulted from the now convict accusing the rapper of flaunting fake jewellery. Phyno fired back in the record. The record would have even made more sense if it had been released in the wake of Hushpuppi’s controversial downfall plotted by the FBI.
The Plantashun Boys saga is one that will probably go down as the most serious and most controversial beefs of all time as far as Nigerian music is concerned. Although this song was supposed to be some sort of “I have moved on” message from 2Face to his former band members Faze and BlackFace, it will go down, ironically as one of the biggest diss songs that made the rounds. It later prompted a response from Faze. It’s a typical example of how the tone and choice of words can lead to the misinterpretation of a message. However, without the record, we wouldn’t have had Faze’s wonderful, evergreen track “Letter to My Brother.”
Talk about different personalities and temperaments. When 2Face dropped “See Me So,” his intention was to try and broker peace between him and his estranged Plantashun Boys family. However, Faze’s “Letter to My Brother” showed 2Face exactly how to preach peace from the heart. This song, although was the brainchild of quarrel, will forever remain one of Nigeria’s most classic records, and deserves to be in the hall of fame of Nigerian music, if we ever have something like that in the near future.
Of course, the history of beef in Nigeria will be incomplete without Vector in it. We later heard AQ didn’t even know Vector had planned this record as a diss track to fellow rapper Reminisce. As usual, Vector displayed why he’s considered one of the best rapper’s in the game, with punch lines that hit hard and his trademark wordplays.
Twitter was the genesis of Vector’s beef with MI, and yeah, most fans consider them the undisputed supremos when it comes to Nigerian Hip Hop. And rightly so, when you consider that Mode 9 is an underground artist. As far as quality goes, the MI and Vector saga served fans premium diss records to sink their teeth into. Many still consider it a commercial antic by both rappers, especially after Vector claimed in an interview that the beef helped him sell more records. Well, beefing is a culture in Hip Hop and will never go away, and this one certainly raised the bar.
One of the songs birthed by the MI vs Vector saga. Much like Jay-Z’s “Take Over” diss track to Nas, this record is touted by many experts as the best diss track ever recorded in a studio by a Nigerian artist. Many people were interested in seeing how MI would handle Vector’s call-out, and boy did he hold it down! MI and Vector have since buried the hatchet, going on to appear on this year’s Hennessy Artistry Cypher.
Nigerians will forever regret this terrible mistake they made to vote in this very st.upid government of Buhari and his cabal brothers.
The number of lives lost under the watch of this man in the last few days annoys me greatly I feel like apologizing on my knees to every non Buhari supporter for supporting him.
The unprecedented hardship and death dis man don bring upon Nigerians dey make Nigerians wish am an elderly man death instead of respect.
sammyj490: I went to visit one of my friends in Ibadan on Sunday, I told him to fill up his generator tank because I don't like heat. We went to get fuel and turned on the generator.
When we got in, my friend started gisting me about his landlord's attitude towards him, the man called him one day and told him to stop bringing ladies home, he said the agent that got him the house lied to him that the landlord wasn't staying in the same compound, it was after he paid and already moved in he discovered the landlord was living in the same compound, at this point he had no choice anymore since he had already moved in, and ever since then the man has being given him different problems. I advised him to try enduring till his payment is due and move out of the house.
While we were gisting it was around some mintues past 12, we suddenly heard a loud bang on his window, had to pause the ps3 we were playing out of the shock, I already located the next available weapon incase someone was trying to play funny.
My friend went to check who was banging on the window only to discover it was the landlord, he said why would my friend's generator still be on by that time. My friend ignored him and the next thing this man did was turned off the Gen, at this point myself and my friend got very annoyed especially because i was about to win the FIFA we were playing, had to follow my friend out to see what's going on.
This man bought a mat outside and lay down beside the generator. It was when my friend told the man I was a military officer from Kano who came visiting that this man stood up and composed himself, he reluctantly went inside when he saw my strong face.
My friend turned on the generator again and when we got inside we started laughing about the whole situation, if not that my friend had lied that I was a military personnel this man would have left his wife and children inside his house just to sleep beside the generator to prevent us from turning on the generator...
Crazy people everywhere...P.S we later replayed the game and i lost...
Had a similar experience in same southwest recently but not directly with my landlord, his wife. It was dark, I was arguing something with the landlord quietly before his wife jumped up from where she was sitting nearby to start cursing me. I am tall and chesty many do take me for either a police or military officer too.
I challenged her and asked her if she knew who I am. We've not met before. I go to work very early and return late and she comes to the house sometimes only. She had to mellow down when I threatened her so much and criticized her for not knowing who she was talking at. I later found out that she is a very troublesome woman.
Pataricatering: imagine a naija man talking about exclusivity and fidelity ? loooooooool Una no dey naturally polygamous again ?
I've read every comment on this thread. As intelligent as you try to sound in yours, you are still missing the point. Men are polygamous in nature because your gender allows it. How? I've always said it: APART FROM RAPE, A WOMAN HOLDS 95% POWER TO MAKE SEX HAPPEN (OR NOT HAPPEN) MORE THAN THE MAN. The Woman is so powerful that she can control the society. But instead of you and your gender to harness such powers for good, you choose to let the devil use you. Discourage prostitution, side-chickism, laziness; encourage faithfulness, good conduct/manners among your gender but NO, you are copying and competing with men and even wish to outdo men.
So, she is not putting all her eggs in one basket to avoid the unforseen circumstance of breakup. What happens to working on one relationship with one guy towards marriage? What happens to being of good conduct/manner to make the guy like and wife her? Yes I said that because a man goes in search of a wife, not the other way round. And if this trend of multiple choices continue, do you not know it will make men become disinterested in the idea of marriage?
One fellow gender of yours is here urging women to make their own money to prevent see finish like this. But I bet you, 90% of Nigerian ladies/women spend a man's money and not theirs even if she (as a woman) is rich(er) - Laziness and stup.idity interwoven.
silverdawn: The Chicago downtown is also synonymously called the loop. In this area of Chicago, there are high concentration of high rise edifices which host many businesses, fine restaurants and hotels. The famous 108-story Willis Tower as well as the Trump tower is located in this axis. Many people live in the suburbs of Chicago and they majorly come to the loop to work. This area could be very busy during the daytime but becomes quiet at evening as people find their way home using the METRA trains or bus services going to the suburbs.
yunqdady: My parents narrowly escaped. It's a sad situation I'm just happy they were caught and that would send strong signals to others, I don't know what they want to turn our zone into, it's becoming a yearly affair to come Rob banks and kill people in the process. You can also imagine, police had to kill innocent mobs demanding justice. Why are policemen trigger happy? Well that policeman met his end rudely.
Wow...it all happened like a movie. Thank God the security people swinged into action and got them. Such a sad event for the people of the area in this festive period.
Nonexisting: This apostleafucckstle again. He is right on this one though. Vaginarians need dick, not money but if money is what will get the legs spread wide open, we invest it and turn the pussy to locational pussy straight up.
Hahahahahaha... No call am Afucckstle again o I nor dey like dat kain tin fa.
Apart from grace, Wizzy is a very talented artist. I can't get enough of his favourite songs of mine. His first Superstar album was drugs; I had virtually all the tracks on it on repeat and was very obsessed with a number of the tracks.
I wonder why he and Wande have not done any other song apart from FOR ME on that album, a crazy as.s top favourite of mine from the album too.
Francismeek: I duff cap for y'all still in relationships,... Baba listen up� women of this generation don't understand the word loyalty, it confuses them, never do anything for a woman & expect her to be loyal to only you... Remember no woman is yours, it's just your turn!!.... enjoy the moment but never invest what you can't afford to loose on any woman. Cheers.
AprokoGirl: So I Was Taking a Morning Work Today , And I Stopped at A Nearby Shop To Get A Bottled Water.
The Man Owning The Shop was busy listening to 7AM News ....
Wow , I Wonder !!! , So People are still Listening To Radio !!!
My Last Time Of Using A Radio Was 15 Years Ago !!!
What Of You ??
Shared By: ILLIKANNU DONALD CHUKWUMA.
I still do. As a matter of fact, I'm a Radio freak. Always looking out for the best radio station with the very best of contents. And I found the perfect choice in Urban96 in Lagos. These guys are as lit as lit can get. Even airing mix shows all the way from Hollywood (USA). Their music knowledge is unrivalled. Throwbacks wey dey scatter brain. There is literally nothing music (good music) that this dial does not possess. I'm addicted to them is an understatement. I've been with the best of the best, from the days of Cosmo FM (Enugu), CoolFM, ClassicFM, Rhythm, Max, (Abuja, Lagos, Port Harcourt). But you see this Urban96, it's a janded station with a touch of Naija. Dop.e a.ss music on a daily. Goddamn!!!
Kuriosmynd: Fragile weak men everywhere nowadays. u chatted her with amorous intent and u dint feel bad....when u sliding in, u dint feel bad...when u were thrusting in and out, u dint remember ur wife or her hubby....u continued with all vehemence and alacrity. When u ejaculated u felt so high like in cloud 9 and u looked up to heaven to savor the ecstacy . After u don nut, like 24 hrs later, u are coming here to form one moral person when u had all the time in the world to stop it.... . u dey craze.. no be me u go use catch cruise...Weak goat
Hahahahaha
Wetin happen nau? Why the matter vex you like dat nau? He is confused and needs advice.
Perhaps his initial intention was to just be friends with her and chatting. Besides, the woman could have stopped the s.ex from happening and render his advances useless.
More than a man, the woman holds more power to let sex happen or not.
Ola17: There are a plethora of hard drugs that can do that to a human when ingested.
So in essence, you believe a human being can be transmuted to a yam?
Well, No.
Chances of me believing any of these things totally died when I learnt that some of us Africans even believe it is the Whiteman's juju and sorcery that enables the plane float in the sky.
LifestyleTonite: @bold Be At the end of the day, who enjoys the benefit of the business and personality? Is it not woman? But you want to sound smart let you don't give a damn, but in the corner you are simping for women .
If you are not living because of a woman then you ought to be in the forest.
Na wah you o So, he cannot enjoy the benefit of his business and personality for himself without a woman abi? You better drop this mentality that men are living for women. The ways of Nigerian women is gradually making men disinterested in them. You can sense it from happenings around you and how Nigerian men criticize Nigerian women for their different ways of life, different from their fellow women in other places (laziness, entitlement mentality, hook up etc)
Iyaebe: Useless men everywhere, I pity ladies that give you people free sex all in the name of expression of feelings, even Adam couldn't touch Eve till God asked him to do something which serves as the bride price before he was allowed to touch her but some ladies wey nack head for ground will begin parting their legs over nonsense expression of feelings. Its unbibilical to have free sex,go and find out.So Oga Op if you can't feed her then leave her for her parents and go your way,you did not complain when you were winning your pelenge waist on top of her.
You are very st.upid. Did she tell you she that was not enjoying the sex. She may even be the one asking for it. Did he force or rape her? Nigerian girls are with this st.upid mentality that they don't enjoy the d.ick in their pu.ssy too and should be rewarded for allowing the guy enter.
Even my parents loved them so much. My parents enjoyed their music very well. I love them very much too. Many people admired and enjoyed their music, videos, fashion and even the fact that they are not just brothers but twins.
Their videos are top-notch. In my own opinion, no music video can ever beat that ROLL IT video, a masterpiece. I also remember the serious curiosity to see the much talked about beautiful DO ME video by everybody in my hood that year.
Those who first saw DO ME video and spoke very highly of its excellence made people rush to want to see it. Their brother Jude is a genius I must admit and I wonder what's his position in this whole reunion.
Ola17: Isn’t it ironic that the so-called mentally challenged person is smart and sane enough to know that a human being can’t possibly be turned into yam unlike the hoard of imbeciles that want to kill him? This makes you wonder who are the really sane ones in that society.
This really made me laugh. I was with someone recently who said he doesn't believe these things until he witnessed one himself. He narrated that he was there live and direct and saw how that certain lady dropped by Yahoo boys in Lagos dried up in seconds after the boys drove off. He said he was standing there and saw what happened. The story of the lady circulated very well and I read about it and saw pictures. But until I witness any by myself one day and confirm it very well, I will never believe any of such rubbish.
ojuu4u: Wonder oo, they complain and lament about women! They say they are useless, yet they can't do just a second a day without thinking and talking about woman.
I think what it's not relevant for someone, one should delete it from his mind, and stop thinking and talking about it. ........Useless men that concentrated themselves on nairaland.
Was that why you chose M for your gender attached to your moniker here? To hide your real Female gender?
He attacked your gender and it pissed you off so instead of insulting him you decided to attack the rest of your gender in his life leaving him and his gender free of your evil wishes and you think you're defending women.
Laughable
Hahahahaha....what an observation there. Women don't support themselves. As a matter of fact, they see each other as competition and seriously jealous themselves.
Family › Re: My Younger Brother Is A Bone In Our Throat. Pls Help! by MNDY(m): 6:50pm On Dec 24, 2021
