₦airaland Forum

1) They all look hungry. They are clearly in need of good food
2) They are lying about their heights. Some of them look shorter than my mum!
3) Ladies, I look better than ALL of them; I am richer too!

I curse the Nigerian Police Force, every single member and their children will suffer for all the innocent lives they have taken and for all the bribes they extort. Amen!

Skinny girls aren't sexy in person (only in magazines). I like curvy women. Nothing worse than bedding a sack of bones.

Most Nigerians have a pretty primitive understanding of beauty. It's no surprise that they think Alek is ugly. I bet you if she was yellow or white, they would all be hailing her.

Wow! That's really tragic. May his soul RIP.

soloqy:
Censorship on a public forum is good but some of this word filtering and translations only serves to make the discussions very ridiculous and hard to read.

For instance, there is nothing wrong with leaving 'Prosttute' the way it is and not change it to something else. Its a name that has been there since biblical times.

The unpleasant and nasty words can remain filtered.

Agreed. It is so ridiculous. Sometimes I just skip posts because all the censoring has rendered them meaningless.

It usually works if the couple has had some time together in the same country to build a solid foundation for their relationship and then a partner travels abroad. Otherwise, the foundation for long-distance relationships can be very weak. My uncle did it though and he has one of the happiest marriages I have ever seen (he was based in London and married a woman from his town after only a very brief initial meeting and a year or two of telephone courtship).

There was one program on NTA back in the late eighties called Willie-Willie. Most interesting show EVER!

Why do all these stupid states even matter?! It's not like there's anything worth discussion outside Lagos, Abuja and PH. The other places can just go hug a transformer and disappear from the face of the earth. Nobody cares about them!

odumchi:
Most popular States:

Lagos
Kano
Anambra
Rivers
Enugu
Kaduna
Imo
Ogun

Least Popular States:
Kebbi
Gombe
Jigawa
Nassarawa
Niger

Niger is NOT a state. It's a country that shares a border with Nigeria in the North. I would definitely put Oyo State before Ogun State. Including Anambra & Imo states in the list is just silly! Nobody outside Imo and Anambra knows anything about the states besides the fact that they are both in the East.

Why are they even trying this in a court?! He should be summarily executed and promptly forgotten. Why is the US wasting time and resources on this foolish man?

Many of these random Asian colleges litter the UK. They are just diploma mills to help facilitate immigration. The real question is: how much money did they pay the Univ. of Wales for their "validation"?

Why are thieves stealing from one another?

Oh gawd, what a foolishness! Dancing vigorously in the club! No wonder all the girls are running from you. If you like dancing so much, go get yourself a large mirror and turn you living room into a dancing parlor! Better yet, record yourself dancing and upload it to youtube. You'll get a lot more girls that way.

The poor UK is just hastening its descent into oblivion. It has no manufacturing base to speak off and its immigration policy is going to make it more difficult for service industry employers like banks, consulting firms and accounting firms to hire highly-skilled talent. I worked in the UK for a couple of years in a highly skilled role and British citizens were a rarity. In fact, in my team of ~20, only about 5 were British. The rest were high skilled workers from the EU, Australia, Canada, Ireland and the US. The UK just CANNOT produce all the highly-skilled workers that it needs to support a service economy. It hasn't got a firm handle on illegal immigration but wants to make it unattractive for highly skilled workers to accept jobs in the UK! Why is the UK shooting itself in the foot?!! Makes no damn sense!

Why do these tribalists ruin every thread with their nonsense?!!! Moderators need to start banning them. There moronic arguments really detract from Nairaland.

Please, only send your child to a private boarding schools. The horror stories from the state-run or military-run schools are horrendous. These schools have terrible healthcare facilities, poor sanitation, poor food and absolutely little no protection from bullying. I remember the day my cousin was rushed home from an FGC because a senior beat him so badly, he had cracked ribs! Many kids also go to those schools, mix with the wrong crowd and return home little criminals. Just remember that when you send your child to a boarding school you don't see him for weeks at a time and have no idea what kind of friends he keeps.

You should stop. You don't want your kids thinking it's normal for adult men or women to UnCloth in front of them. You also don't want your privates to become the topic of discussion with their friends or anyone that bothers to chat with them. Most importantly, you don't want them growing up with memories of you and your wife naked. Good luck!

I would only advice that you think about the long-term as you evaluate your choices. Many older men in my family and in the families of my friends married white women. In all the cases I know, there is one striking pattern: once the children are grown, their white wives dumped them for another man and left with the house. Imagine living bachelor life in your 50s & 60s! Just be careful oh! What looks fantastic and rosy now might not hold-up in the long-run, especially if most of your family is back in Nigeria.

Cogent:
^^^^The thing tire person. . . . .
The type of story you described above happens so frequently, infact I happen to be really good friends with a girl whose father, although very wealthy, still has a lot of financial difficulties because the man thinks the other woman and her children deserve the money more.
And coming to this thread and seeing men encourage this type of behaviour leaves me speechless.
Why do men ruin so many lives just because they want to have lots of sex? For the love of peace! Na oxygen? Is sex oxygen for them?
After you get married and things get boring, you work on the marriage. Try to save it because you are the one in charge, you are supposed to be the leader, the head of the house. What do you think that entails? Simply doing what you like and having and eating your cake at the same time? Or transmitting STDs to those you are supposed to take care of and depriving your children of finances because you think other girls should be keeping your money?
Honestly, I am so put off by marriage after reading through this thread.
After having children, your wife may not have all the time to dote on you or keep you constantly entertained, she has housework to do, schoolrun, kids to attend to after school and her job/career to think about. Some women hardly even have time for themselves at this stage, talkless of time to pretend to be a small girl or cheap cumdumpster to please her husband (because he watches too much indecency). At such a stage, you need to help her out, help out with the work at home so that she has more free time to attend to your needs, not run after whorés and come back to blame your wife for not spicing the marriage up. YOU BOTH WORK ON IT.

Yes, it's a very common story. Nigerians like to profess their love for tradition but only when it is inconvenient for somebody else. We love to claim that men are the head of the household and thus deserve respect blah blah blah ,  but are quick to turn a blind eye to men that turn their back on their own children once the children's mother is out-of-favor. It's like the entire country is schizophrenic. The same people that claim that men are "naturally polygamous" are the same ones to kick out their wives and condemn the children to a life of struggle and lack. Bastard fathers that have no business marrying in the first place.

Imagine that horny4u dimwit coming on here advising wives to play sex roles to entertain the husband. Is this after she feeds the man and children, cleans the house and goes to work? Shouldn't sex be two ways? Why isn't this stupid woman advising husbands on how to pamper their wives and make them feel special and loved? Why isn't she advising the husband to come home with different gifts and flowers everyday? Why aren't men dropping off the kids at their grandparents' and taking out their tired wives to a nice dinner instead of spending money on diseased w.h.o.r.e.s at clubs?

Probity100:
What a topic! Quite a number of contributors here are one-sided. Really, you women are just one-sided.

Alot of women think marriage is just having children, living a good life but never take in cognisance of excellent communication and careful studies of their husband. Definitely, the man in question has been having affair possibly before the 1st or 2nd child. Nothing stops a woman from asking her husband about intimate satisfaction or the way he wants it! Secondly, though, women are weaker vessels but at the same time needs to guide their utterances. Some wives even through their statements push their husbands to the wall. I hope she is not the nagging type too.

Nevertheless, I strongly condenm the man act.  Maybe he too has wrong orientation about marriage.I tell my wife the way I want it and she satisfies me. We discuss anything at our closet and even check ourselves physically.

Anyway, after you deliver safely in Jesus name, have a thorough chat with him. Ask deep intimacy questions you never asked before. Preach to him how his affair may endanger your life, the children and the future of the family.

Don't try to start showing you want to be alone with you children but instead show more love to him. He  is your husband, you his physical weakness and strength, work on it. It is well with you.

Women are weaker vessels? Is this what your thieving jet-riding pastor has taught you? The same woman that bore you for 9mths and pushed your big head out of her body is the weaker vessel? If a man won't tell his wife "how he wants it", why on earth would he want to tell her even if she asks directly? I think you're putting the cart before the horse. It's only a man that respects the sanctity of his marriage and loves his wife that will teach how to make love to him. Bastard husbands just go outside their matrimonial home to pay for w.h.o.r.e.s.

lastpage:
@moremi2008:
I was about to comment strongly on your post when l saw a follow-up post that you made below:
Hmmm! My sister, l think you need to be careful, very-very careful, if this is how your mind works! Have "you" tried this method yourself, of recent?
I can understand how you feel as a result of how your father treated you and his family but the sad thing is that if care is not taken, this sort of "bad omen" can become generational!.
Already, one can see that with this kind of mindset, you are already laying the foundation for a marriage collapse 'cos whether you like it or not, marriage will always face difficulties of so many types and it is how you "handle the situation" that would determine how it turns out (and your own panacea as stated above, is a recipe for disaster and failed marriage!)
I also understand, as "Freecia" has stated: .
So, you need to forgive your old man for his mistakes (again, not all "cheating husbands" die poor and miserable like your own Dad! (Go and ask the Senators, Governors, e.t.c. ) His case must be due to mismanagement of resources or just badluck!

Just imagine if the husband of the woman "who practices this your advice" gets a whiff of what is going on? It needs only just one simple mistake to expose this kind of devious plan and l am sure a few women can tell us of their own experience in this "smart game" of divorce!.
Remember that a lot of men are also reading all these things and are getting wiser by the day, which makes implementing them more difficult.
More reason why divorces are getting bitter and more bitter by the day and some "smart men" are even insisting on "Pre-Nup" Agreement before marriage!
If there is a problem in the marriage and the first thing that comes to your mind is "entrapment and how to launch an attack that will get you his property", then you can bet that that mindset will always condition your thinking and actions and such marriage is just a disaster waiting to happen!

BTW: Dont take this personal, l feel you but l think l need to point this out, who knows, it might help somebody someday.

Cheers,

lastpage.

I am a guy and I am only giving the advice I wish someone had given my Mum when she was a young bride in the 80s. She was left alone to raise three children while my Dad spent his money on girls and partying. My mum used to beg him all over town, pleading and crying, but all to no avail. We all turned out very well but we really suffered in the 90s, living in a one-bedroom apartment while my Dad lived in a mansion. We used to take danfo everywhere but my Dad bought a new car every year. We would have no clothes for Xmas but my Dad will have the money to send his girlfriend to London for shopping. I have absolutely no respect for cheating husbands. A man that can't preserve the sanctity of his marriage has no business marrying the first place.

Whitehorse:
@teslim,
Will u still keep doing all those things by the time u r old and withered away? The way some people think they will live for ever and remain young for ever would have been so funny if it was not tragic,
Keep living in the here and now OK,

Thank you! My father thought he would be an invincible playboy forever. He abandoned his young family to spend lavishly on cars, women and partying. He died last year at the age of 58: broke, extremely lonely and a full-blown alcoholic! Not even his many hundreds of ex-girlfriends showed-up to his funeral. He invested his future in pursuit of vanity and he reaped the empty wind in the end. Vanity upon vanity.

Where do Nigerians come up with these lame businesses? A for-profit library? How will you ensure that your patrons return the books in good condition, if at all? Given the accelerating specialization and splintering of knowledge, how many books would you need in one library to attract a large enough customer-base? How many people, besides students looking for textbooks, will be clamoring to rent books given that the wealth of free information on the internet these days? What kind of library can you build with 1 million naira? My personal library of books probably cost more than 1 million naira to build over many years and these books are DEFINITELY not enough to start a public for-profit library.

I can't wait to read and ridicule all the money-miss-road business plans this competition will generate!

Take some time to have deliver and nurse your baby. Make sure you accept only cash during the baby shower. Squirrel away every penny you can lay your hands on. Keep saving until all your kids are old enough for school. In the meanwhile, start taking the pill religiously. You can't afford to get pregnant again while this man is still drunk with foolishness. Once your kids are in school, find yourself a good job. All the while, keep saving every extra penny and make sure your husband is paying for EVERYTHING in the house. Also start collecting evidence. If possible, book an initial consultation with a divorce laywer; they'll teach you how to collect enough evidence to make sure you not only keep the house, but you also win for yourself lots of alimony and child support. All this should take you about 4-5yrs so you will have to patient as you execute your Master Strategy. Once you're strong enough, financially and evidence-wise, you can then launch your attack. Your husband will first try to prove tough guy but once you show him  the evidence and invite him to an "educational" meeting with your divorce lawyer, he will calm down and start begging you. After this, he will NEVER disrespect your marriage again. Good luck! Remember, patience and a well-executed Master Strategy.

Why do lecturers like harassing young girls?

My fellow Saharawi women, I haf come here today to offering our support for the edificating of ya peeple. We the men of dis great Nigerian continent are offrin our pawa and strength to ya peeple on this biutiful kolorful day! Chineke bles ya city and ya women like he has bles this city Nigeria! Umblerra!!!!

The remain of my biutiful spesche is here for ya consumation and enjoymation:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO1Mjd9WSgw

PurestBoy:
Stop taking drug please, it's not good for your health

Here's my advice to you: go to the pharmacist tomorrow and get yourself a sense of humour. I hear that too is great for the health!

When is the contract for this going to be released? I think i am going to quit my job to start camping in Abuja for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to share the national cake!

NGN 58 million to bury an ex-governor?! I suggest that they organize a quiz competition at the secondary school level. The top-7 students would then be buried alive with our dear late Governor! Of course, their parents would be paid NGN 5 million each for their sacrifice to the Yoruba people. This would make it a truly unforgettable burial ceremony!

National disgrace! Look at her offering to help other countries when women are being raped left and right in Nigeria! Abeg jo!