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YorubaObserver:
dis the type of activity the igbo's perpetuate this is NOT nigeria behaviour this is IGBO behaviour

If they call you a degrading name you will vex. How many times must you be told he is ikwerre from Rivers state?
To assume anyone not yoruba or Hausa is automatically igbo is ignorant.

Don jazzy, portable will sign them.

No wonder. Jada must know too, hence her treating him like shit.

Blodas that travel abroad, the fact that oyinbo gives you signal does not mean you should knack. See, man will meet oyinbo in pub, club they will booze, she will follow you home or take you to her house, you both knack, next thing she will call police when her eyes clears, you might leave and not show her attention as all you wanted was 1 night stand, she will call police that you raped her. Omo, brodas, them no wan hear rape for obodo oyinbo ohh..
On a lighter note, Me those days, as a mugu or sharp guy anyway you look at it, oyibo babe shine teeth for me, for my mind, I don japa. All their traps no catch me.
One Saturday early morning back then, year 2000, I enter phone booth to make call, na so is see plenty money, coins, including a 5 pound note. That money go reach 20 pounds in coins. I look left, look right, come smile make my call, walka. As I left the booth for my mind, I talk say oyinbo think say them get sense, they can never get me jare! They have set camera to see who will pick the money lol.
When I got home, less than 5 min walk from there I told my woman what happened, she halla say make we run go get the money, say Friday night/ Saturday early morning, drunk people use the phone booths to call people to come get them, that in the process they abandon their coins! Omo, by the time we got to the booth, one Jamaican guy was busy counting the coins with a grin on his face!

Royaltyy:
He's a fool. What if he needs them in future, maybe for political office or an opportunity overseas or even that same handwork he's talking about, cos thaere are some handwork that are big contracts and it's only your certificate that can earn you such contracts...

He might regret his actions later

He can always get them back. Even certified true copies. He went to school naa, unlike some of our politicians that their certificates are with ministry of Defence till today.

When we were kids, we had pictures of red Ferrari testarossas, Lamborghini coutachs on our walls, today we drive Toyota and Hondas. Used ones for that matter. Lol
You understand?

True talk. You never know the value of company, until you lose it.
Year 2000, I stayed in lewisham with my then woman. Omo, the kind of lifestyle was a shock to me. See, her next door flat, sharing the same staircase, just a stretch of hand away were fellow Nigerians. 2 Yoruba ladies just as my babe. They had been living there for over 1 year. The shock was that they never spoke, were not friends, did not even know their names! Howww This were fellow nigerians ohh, now imagine oyinbo. The thing shock me. My woman will wake up under the cold by 4.30am, bath and dress up, within 10min, enter the cold in darkness, de walka fast like soldier. Me I go go window de look am. Babe that in naija will spend 1hr to bath and dress up. She will then come back home late, then move next morning again, no social life.
Anyway, they said back then people dont make friends because you do not know who will squeal on you that you do not have papers.
Guess it is better now though.

May Almighty protect her and lead her home to her loved ones IJN.

CJStarz:
An appeal from Premier records or a cash out by OW? Either way,Oritz wins.

My bloda, to see that money takes time ohh. If he is unlucky and premier music files apeal within 3 months,he will be on a long thing. I hear appeals from 3 years ago have not been assigned judges not to talk of being heard, cannot verify though.
Only God knows how long he has been on this matter, 5 years, 10 years? Terrible thing is that naira keeps loosing value. That his 50m when he started the case might have been worth over 400k usd, today it is less than 40k usd, if they appeal and it takes another 3 years, that money may be worth 10k usd at the rate things are going.
The record company wins at the end of the day as na just peanuts they will pay.

ipobcannibals:
God bless you for this. If the Igbo want to be president, they will have to earn it like others by forming alliance and respecting the opinions of others. That their nzogbu-nzogbu politics can never work outside of the SE.

Winning elections in Nigeria is not just by forming alliances, it is by controlling inec, mobilizing criminal thugs, snatching boxes, killings, ethnic intimidation, tons of money etc.
Yes, as you rightly said, politics can never work out of south east and yes Nigeria may never work well and progress unfortunately because of tribal issues when a proper person comes along. Igbos were not tribal when it came to voting for Obasanjo twice, even against an igbo candidate, they were not tribal when they voted Jonathan, neither tribal when they voted Tinubu in Lagos and gave overwhelming support to fashola, even when tinubu wanted him out for his 2nd term.
I put it to you, had igbos such as rochas, uzor Kalu, uzodimma contested against eg Osibanjo, akinwumi ambode, 100% igbos will vote for Ambode and Osibanjo.
For igbos it is not about tribe, but who the believe will perform, make their lives better, their business, trade, education and standard of living. Same thing with Yorubas, but for a few that were wrongly mobilized to look at ethnicity, basically to have their hold on their source of income eg oluomo and his group. Was it not so with the LP candidate in Lagos, just because he has an igbo mother he was termed not a proper Yoruba and Lagosian even by those not from Lagos state?
Some even went as far as saying even if their person will destroy the country and make them paupers, they do not mind as far as their person is on seat.
The earlier all sections of this country, Igbos, Yorubas, Hausa etc remove tribalism from our politics, the faster Nigeria will progress.
The alternative is to appeal to UK to provide us a president, Russia a minister of finance and cbn governor (see how they managed the Russian economy despite the sanctions), American to be minister of Defense (because they like war), American as oil minister ( because the like oil and will bring war democracy to our neighbors with oil, We will grab their oil), Israeli as agric minister (they will grab all the farm land in Niger, Chad, Cameroon etc, they like to grab land eg Palestinian land), Norwegian as water resources minister (they like water too much and we will grab all the fish around Ghana, Cameron etc). Let's kukuma outsource governance if that is what will make Nigeria better.

helinues:
Toh

This one no concern us with Legcedes Benz

No wonder.

Morbeta11:
Rule 2 doesn't apply to uselessness....its not an insult. You can be useless in a particular field and useful in another.

Thank you my brother for explaining better to the blockhead. I doubt he will understand though.

Winneepye:
In summary nigeria bank account has been emptied.

If one ex recharge card seller could have been said to have ammased over 1.5 trillion naira, in dollar value of last year, to the extent Emefiele had allegedly said that boys own was too much, just one person in the administration out of thousands ohh, how wount the country be bankrupt?
Anyway, as someone said, Emilokan, so he too must enjoy his own. It is not when it is his turn you will now say no money for him to enjoy, he must enjoy as it is his turn!
Who knows, if he could boast he was richer that Osun state back then, maybe after his tenure, he will boast that he is richer than the country. Lol

Vinnie2000:
Where is MannaVulturegriller?🤔🤨

Nuhu Ribadu is simply saying your Darling Daddy Buhari is a HUGE FAILURE as a president.😒😒

Just as Soyinka called him Idiot!😔😔

APC disgracing APC!😏

You wil not see those charlatans, haters of this country, contributors to its destruction on this post. Those that have sold their soul to the devil for peanuts on this forum. You will not see them talk. Manna leads the pack. People saw, that see evil being unleashed on Nigerians, someone that saw how his people were being massacred in Benue yet was still shouting Sai buhari, darling daddy and the rest gay bull crap. They are not repentant, and have started thesame with the current band of misfits. You know what? The righteous will survive. But those that have fostered and supported this evil, suffering, poverty etc on Nigerians will never know peace.

orisa37:
TINUBU SHOULD DO SAME WITH PYO.

Who is pyo?
Modified: OK Osibanjo.
Nothing wrong in that. I would have preferred minister of justice sef. Pyo na good man.

Money and katakana.
I remember a guy that booze after leaving area many years ago and had accident, left the car and ran. A cyclist was killed. Police recovered the car. Guyman later went to police station and was detained. His family decided to open their vaults to kill the case.
Omo, 1m hot cash landed station. Dpo cut 300k inside, put 700k ontop table in the presence of the victims family members, omo see fight inside Dpo office. Meanwhile, the victims wife and small pikins were in one corner. Dpo had to chase them out of his office and station where the family were fighting over money. Last last Kobo that poor woman and pikins no see.
If better money enter that account, them no go send Ibu.

princeemmma:
I don't think this people have learnt there lesson yet

Because i don't see why they must keep travelling together all time, when they just add a little kids at home

why am i saying this
1. If the kids are with them, its too early to travel to atlanta with little kids...
2. if the kids are not with them, they must be trying to dig another heartbreak


No be my problem sha

Where do you think the kids were born? Akowonjo? No, Atlanta.
Must they be hermits because the have kids? If you mean the unfortunate death of their late child, that could happen, no be pikin them send go school, that died last year in Chrisland? Or that boy in that Ikoyi school? What of parents that drive out with kids and have accidents and the kids die.
How can the kids be too young to travel sef? Kids that ordinarily travel on a personal private jet so huge its type is used as an airliner. Plane weh get self contain bedroom and parlor with bar inside?

David and chioma, better people.
That is how it should be.
May almighty bless your home, protect you and the twins IJN.
I also wish thesame to all the righteous on nairaland. IJN!

Smitaro100:
This one na gold digger na.🙄

No be only gold digger. You fit do watin white man go do for the lady? Money aside.
Oyinbo weh fit spend hours de lick, clean suck, swallow all the dirty weh de her Kongo. Use him tongue clean all the old dried shit weh de block her butt. You fit?
After that one she go get foreign passport and born fine half caste pikin ontop.

We4all:
I see! Although he looks more like a manager than a boyfriend because Hilda doesn't appear to be a 'one man' kind of woman.

She looks like a high class business lady. Or rather as they term it, having man friend, aka heavy duty sugar daddy levels. Coded, eg governor, president, minister, captain of industry etc. Lolz
You know some kin women, before you see pant, you go send 2 trailer of cement to their site for lekki.

Domistar5:
Most beautiful, really?

Money, heavy duty surgery and calabar natural feminity makes her beautiful. But to say the most beautiful is far fetched.

twilliamx:
If you can tell me the source of Peter obi's wealth then we can share notes

Simple question, you are bringing Obi into it.
What does he do for a living so we can show our gratitude by patronizing his businesses more, encouraging his philanthropy.
Dont worry about Obi, some of us already have fidelity bank accounts to support his banking business.

twilliamx:
There is a whole documentary on tinubu's philanthropy across Africa. Google it and besides he didn't insult you

Pls, what is the source of his trillions? What is the name of his company, industry, farm, factory etc. Let's patronize him more for his generosity.

Sirheny007:
I hope the woman he intends to marry would have the good sense to wait for him for 5years?
Women driving men to their doom since 15BC

2.5 years each, running concurrently. Ie 2.5 years sentence in jail not 5.

Thr first picture resembles one big man's son.

SeaTrade:
Use to think you were smart,never would I have thought I'd find you in such pettiness.
You think a group like DIL will round trip dollar when they have machines and equipment worth multi billions of dollars to import to complete their refinery?
What now do they do with the so called naira gains they made from round tripping?
Maybe you think Dangote is still looking for Duplex money,
Clown.

So if you have acess to cheap dollar as a businessman, will you buy the dollar and use it to immediately import needed equipments? How much will I make from such equipment compared to round tripping? Wount it make more sense to round trip multiple times, and finally import the equipment with my gain from the money? At least that is what who you say is smart will do.
Abi, who does not like easy money? Why do you think the refinary did not open years back despite all the billions of dollars Emefiele, kyari made available to dangote?

soccerlite:
Mumu

You think common innocent nigerians enjoy it



Go and collect loan for bank, or apply for waiver

Mtchew

Are you minding that troll? People that have never ran a business in their lives.

Faiththatworks:
Oga Dangote we are following you bumper to bumper,let the world know the real truth about Nigeria.
Nigeria is an investor's delight.
Electricity generation and supply is chaotic, invest in it and make massive returns.....

Rail Transportation is non existent,invest in it and make massive returns.....

Education nko, open a primary, secondary or even a university and make good returns....

Housing Deficiency is something else,my brother,have the capital to build properties anywhere in Nigeria and make your returns....
Even Ordinary japa is big business,I read somewhere a company called Vesta is packaging japa location and procedures and they are smiling to the bank.
I keep saying to all the intelligent investors,Oga Dangote is ringing the bell for the massive explosion that's coming.
I take Ibeju-lekki as an example, imagine having Agbara in Ogun state,Warri in Delta State and Apapa in Lagos in one Single Local Government,infact in one Street in Nigeria...

Dangote Refinery,Lekki Sea Port and Lekki Trade free Zone are located within 5 minutes of each other in One local government in Lagos,the opportunities that will happen in that area alone in the next 5 years will be mind-bugling,throw in the Lagos-Calabar road and what you have is any investors delight.
That's why Kenttimo Limited is selling cheap properties cos we have already tapped into Alhaji Dangote Dream.
Patronize Us for Your Landed property in My Estate.....
https://www.nairaland.com/7905580/introducing-silvergate-estate-ibeju-lekki

IF YOU ONLY SEE AND HEAR THE EVIL IN NIGERIA,YOU WILL MISS OUT OF THE GOOD.
God Bless Nigeria....

So why have you not become a billionaire? Cos if you had, you wount have time to spend hours on this forum, using different Monika to write crap. Lol

Rubbish story, I do not need such stories as it is a waste of time. What Nigerians need to get is the effects, the benefits. That is what I want to see and feel, not the usual tales of this and that while is still depreciating, standards of living falling, the nation's debt increasing, cost of petrol and diesel getting out of hand.
Let naira become 200 to 1$ etc, that is what I want to hear, then you can tell me the reason for that is increased supply of our crude to Europe!

Greyworld:
Is it just me that doesn't know any of those banks?

Lolz, these banks existed late late 90s to mid 2015s. Most closed down during the bank consolidation exercises by cbn when they were asked to raise their operating capital.

Odjirigho:
Very very easy. There are several grounds to get away with it, number one is Mental instability

Abi, plead insanity.