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HealthRe: Pls Help With Boil On The Eyes by Oblongata: 11:59pm On Nov 23, 2021
You need to get an appointment with a physician. I think you are having an allergy of some sort. Did you change your area/room location recently? You might be reacting to dust. Is your mattress/pillow intact or torn? Sometimes the little foams in a mattress/pillow can cause reactions. Watch what you eat, and when you eat to enable you ascertain if a particular food intake is causing this reaction. I suggest you can also try some antioxidants (you should consider herbal). I suggest you take herbal tea. Also go aerobic (I.e exercises)HITT, etc in order to exfoliate oxidants under the skin tissue. Goodluck.
EducationRe: 'LASPOTECH No Hard, Just Buy Textbook': This Sign Out T-shirt Got People Talking by Oblongata: 8:34am On Nov 22, 2021
The guy still manage play safe, as he can easily twist the narrative if summoned cool
CrimeRe: Rahmon Adedoyin ‘Enjoys VIP Treatment In Detention, Sleeps In Special Quarters’ by Oblongata: 8:28am On Nov 22, 2021
He is not convicted. Though the investigation might be manipulated if a suspect is treated as a VIP. The whole world is watching.
EducationRe: Gunmen Raid MOCPED, Lagos; Lecturer, Student Shot Dead by Oblongata: 10:08pm On Nov 21, 2021
Something seems fishy… I might be wrong but I suspect cultist activity involved.
CelebritiesRe: Did Davido Really Give 250million To Orphans? Baba Fryo Speaks Up by Oblongata: 8:10pm On Nov 21, 2021
Wetin consign you with who dem donate to?

You dey shout depression upandan, why the depression no kee u since? Make we hear breeze abeg...

Who Sabi you like dat sef? After denge pose (wey u Thief from fela) which other better song u sing?

I don't know why people go just dey feel jealous and entitled, na so black face dey embarrass him Papa upandan. Useless bunch!
RomanceRe: Case settled. I love u all by Oblongata: 5:59pm On Nov 21, 2021
See guy every girls case is peculiar… what Taye did might be different from what kehinde would do. We don’t know your fiancé’, we have never met her before and we cannot judge her based on what other girls are doing/did.

But the little I know you from your write up is that you are not mature yet, but you will soon get there.

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst!
RomanceRe: Lady Cancels Her Wedding After Discovering That Her Husband-to-be Is Married by Oblongata:
FutureIsFemale:
Men are terrible.

Please lawyers in the forum. Help me reach out to this lady on Facebook. Her phone number is on her Facebook. Let's try and make sure this man is locked up. Why waste someone's time?

Let's use him and teach other men a lesson.
Thank you.

And may God Almighty punish any man who does not have intention of marry a lady but uses marriage promises to sleep with her. May he die miserably.
You are deluded and real men can’t fancy your talks…

You would never mention paternity fraud…

You would never mention the women who have kids and got married without letting their husband know about the kids.

You will not mention wives who batters their husbands…

The future is not FEMALE.

The future is for those people who stand and control their destiny!

Male or female, you can be whoever you want to be
Christianity EtcRe: How A Young Usher From Another Church Parish Made My Day. by Oblongata:
So what now happens in the next full month before you receive salary?

Abi make I bite this one?

PoliticsRe: Bucknor-Akerele: Most Men Venture Into Politics To Amass Wealth, Not To Serve by Oblongata:
Pot calling kettle black
SportsRe: John Terry And Roberto Carlos Arrive Lagos For Exhibition Game by Oblongata: 9:27pm On Nov 20, 2021
chudez0147:
I tell you, good old days ... Surruuu!
Na better through pass be that .. grin
FamilyRe: My Smallie Sister-in-law Makes My Life Difficult In My Own House by Oblongata: 12:11pm On Nov 20, 2021
Small something...

If cunny man die, na cunny man go bury am.

You go use sense pursue am. You fit tell am say make she go spend Xmas with her people, from there you go warn your wife say make she no come back.
SportsRe: John Terry And Roberto Carlos Arrive Lagos For Exhibition Game by Oblongata: 12:31am On Nov 20, 2021
Roberto Carlos that year for Ps1, na striker we dey use am do... Come catch am na grin

The commentator be like 'Rombentor carloss' cheesy
RomanceRe: Visiting my Fiancee's Mom 4 The For The First Time, What Should I Buy For Her by Oblongata: 11:56pm On Nov 19, 2021
Buy fruits, just fruits...

Oranges, bananas, apples, watermelon, etc.
RomanceRe: I Love Her But She Is Not My Type by Oblongata: 10:26am On Nov 19, 2021
Adventure causes adrenaline rush. You like her for the adventure, not love. Enjoy it while it lasts but know certainly that you cannot wife her.
Don't ever listen to people that says you can change her, cause you can't.
Once a good girl gone bad, she's gone forever...
CelebritiesRe: Reno Omokri: When You Give Money To People Who Are Richer Than You by Oblongata: 10:19am On Nov 19, 2021
Their money, their business.
SportsRe: Paul Kehinde Is Dead by Oblongata: 9:52am On Nov 19, 2021
ShedrachU:
Read the post
Thank you.
SportsRe: Paul Kehinde Is Dead by Oblongata: 9:43am On Nov 19, 2021
Wetin kill am?
CrimeRe: Man Arrested In Abia For Selling Baby Boy After Lying To Wife He Died (Video) by Oblongata: 9:42am On Nov 19, 2021
Gather here if you first thought Op was referring to Honda accord 2000 model angry
EducationRe: LAUTECH Lecturer Humiliated A Muslim by Oblongata: 10:01am On Nov 18, 2021
Codepain:
Are they in clinic or you just trying to sound intelligent?
I really don't reply unintelligent people so don't quote me again. Are they not training to work in a hospital? So law students wearing white and black, are they in court?
EducationRe: LAUTECH Lecturer Humiliated A Muslim by Oblongata: 9:48am On Nov 18, 2021
See the so called mumu leaders of tomorrow fanning religious unrest. The lecturer in question is a Muslim, why drag Christians into it? As a nurse how can you be veiling yourself? Even the clothing can cause clinical mishap. You wan Sabi pass your professor again? ABI Una Muslim pass him own shey?
PoliticsRe: Youths Protest In Ibadan, Demand The Release Of Sunday Igboho by Oblongata: 4:37pm On Nov 17, 2021
Misterone:
Oblongata, you are a mumu man. typing rubbish all over the net with confidence. go and check the cause of death as per the autopsy report of the alleged lekki massacre. it shows that the army did not kill anyone in lekki tollgate
Did I say anything about Army killings? Calm down, learn. I don't insult people.
PoliticsRe: Youths Protest In Ibadan, Demand The Release Of Sunday Igboho by Oblongata: 3:57pm On Nov 17, 2021
Hanibal:
Lol
The government should intervene to save Sunday Igboho?
The government of which country?
The government of the same country he wants to divide? Sunday Igboho is on a long thing
Wether the government chooses to help or not is another issue entirely. But can the Nigeria government help? Sure cool
PoliticsRe: Youths Protest In Ibadan, Demand The Release Of Sunday Igboho by Oblongata: 3:33pm On Nov 17, 2021
malakaimoscondo:
ur case worst past the youth own.. na naija government hold am? we're dey not suppose to protest in kotonou?
Please do not insult me, after all, I didn't insult anybody. The government can intercede in any predicament of it's citizen through diplomatic means.
PoliticsRe: Youths Protest In Ibadan, Demand The Release Of Sunday Igboho by Oblongata: 2:49pm On Nov 17, 2021
Who are they protesting to? Right now we have no listening government. Only a treacherous and selfish set of people who could lie to the whole world that there were no killings at Lekki Tollgate. They even tried to silence and cow Twitter for this cause. But their power ends only in this physical world. Where is Abba today? Possibly answering for his crimes. You can fool the world, but you can never fool God! One day these evil people will pay for their crimes against humanity. People gather your pvc and let's be patient until 2023
CrimeRe: A True Life Story. Its Been 3years You Left by Oblongata: 11:55pm On Nov 14, 2021
May God in his infinite mercies console you and your family.

It is well with you my dear sister!

Reason why I will always be an advocate for relocating abroad.

Nigeria is a jungle.

May God forgive the dead and grant her eternal peace

@op please watch mama carefully and try to make her happy. May your family not experience 'follow go'
RomanceRe: I Think Stan Nze Married Jessica Nze Because Of Her Huge Breasts? by Oblongata: 5:45pm On Nov 14, 2021
At last! The breakthrough mankind had been waiting for! cool
FamilyRe: Her Parents Sponsored Our Wedding, Should I Be Worried. by Oblongata: 5:28pm On Nov 14, 2021
descarado:
The problem isn't about culture or were it's done.
That's how it's done everywhere.
The problem is why he was cast aside in his own wedding?

Even if you want to sponsor my wedding with 10m, shouldn't I join in the planning?

Well, goodluck to you guys if it's how prospective inlaws are looked down on.
The Yorubas wedding is different, he wasn't casted aside, it's just that the Yorubas believe the bride are the ones to do the party and then let the groom know where to come in. It's the Yoruba way
Christianity EtcRe: My New Pastor Goes To The Beer Parlour To Drink; Now We're Loosing Members Daily by Oblongata: 5:25pm On Nov 14, 2021
With all these wahala Una president done put for our head so which pastor no go drink beer? Nothing fit surprise me for this naija again please.
FamilyRe: Her Parents Sponsored Our Wedding, Should I Be Worried. by Oblongata: 5:18pm On Nov 14, 2021
Tonero5200:
Hi.

Honestly speaking am really worried, have dated my fiance for sometime now. So we finally decided to tie the knot.
She suggested we do it this year November and I concurred, so we've been saving towards it ever since.

Last 2 months I made my intentions known to her family, that I will like to marry their daughter. Due to the conversations I had With her parents, I told them I wanted it small.. because am not financialy buoyant.

But To my surprise, her dad said I shouldn't worry about it, they are going to support me ( which is most likely Normal)

(They gave me traditional rite's, which I sorted out by myself)

With the traditional right drawing close, last month I learnt from my fiancee..her parents are planning to buy 2 cow for the traditional and white wedding. (I was surprised)

The following week, the hall she choosed for the reception of the white wedding, has already been paid for by her dad which was about 500k excluding the decorations which they also took care of ( even though I opted we could have done the reception in the church)

But my fiancee told me her dad is inviting alot of well-wishers home and abroad to come celebrate with us.both his fellow staffs and all.

* I bought 2 bag of rice and groundnut oils

* We paid for the cakes

* We paid for drinks

* We sorted things out (invitation cards, pre shoot photos)

But was surprised 2 days to the traditional marriage, more expensive drinks were rolling in.

On the d day of the white wedding, I realised, they cooked more than 8 bags of rice ( coconut, jollof, banga and fried) meats were surplused.
Alot of people came from her family's, while my own families were just there.. they did get the message.

Someone even said it to my mom face. THAT THIS GIRL PAPA TRY O.

please, I don't want to sound like am a bad person or I don't know good.
Offcus I appreciate her parents efforts, but am just a little bit worried.

As a man, won't this come to haunt me in the future?
If you married from South west, you have absolutely nothing to worry about! That is the way it is done culturally. The bride's family is supposed to foot the bill, and you are expected to take care of the traditional stuffs. That's the way of the Yorubas. Happy married life bro!
HealthRe: This sudden Stuttering Problem is making me depressed by Oblongata: 2:47pm On Nov 14, 2021
Your predicament is a blessing in disguise. Embrace it cool
CrimeRe: Bank Teller Who Vanished With $215,000 Cash In 1969, Found Dead In U.S.(Pics) by Oblongata:
In Nigeria there's no need to run and hide with your loot! Just join APC cool

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