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Celebrities › Re: 7 Nigerians That Shaped Entertainment Worldwide. by Oblongata(op):
Lemar

Lemar Obika (born 4 April 1978), known as Lemar, is an English singer, songwriter and record producer. Initially rising to fame after finishing third on the first series of British talent show Fame Academy, he was later signed to Sony BMG, where he has gone on to release five studio albums, three of which are certified platinum or double platinum by the British Phonographic Industry (BPI).

Credit: Wikipedia , YouTube


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdNGCfDowEU

And my personal favorite


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrXB31Znxpk

Celebrities › Re: 7 Nigerians That Shaped Entertainment Worldwide. by Oblongata(op): 1:46pm On Dec 03, 2021
Tunde Baiyewu, lead vocalist of lighthouse family.

Lighthouse Family are a British musical duo that rose to prominence in the mid-1990s and initially remained active until the early 2000s. Vocalist Tunde Baiyewu and keyboardist Paul Tucker formed the act in 1993 in Newcastle upon Tyne, England, after meeting while studying at university and both working at the same bar. Their 1995 debut album Ocean Drive sold more than 1.8 million copies in the UK alone and established them as a popular easy listening duo throughout Europe.

Credit: Wikipedia YouTube


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taOL5HJdx1A


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taOL5HJdx1A

Celebrities › Re: 7 Nigerians That Shaped Entertainment Worldwide. by Oblongata(op): 1:42pm On Dec 03, 2021
Sade Adu is a renowned musician known for her bedroom serenade. Helen Folasade Adu CBE, known professionally as Sade Adu or simply Sade, is a Nigerian-born British singer, songwriter, and actress, known as the lead singer of her eponymous band. One of the most successful British female artists in history. Credit: Wikipedia , YouTube

Notable songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8QJmI_V3j4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcPc18SG6uA

Celebrities › 7 Nigerians That Shaped Entertainment Worldwide. by Oblongata(op): 1:39pm On Dec 03, 2021
I had my nieces over and an argument ensued that Wizkid, Davido, etc were the first to bring Nigeria into the limelight. I was bemused and had to educate them on several Nigerians that made Nigeria proud, even before the advent of the new superstars ( apologies if any taken). Here are some of the stars that shaped the music industry world wide…
Politics › Re: A deeper look at the word ''Massacre''. A Nairalander's Perspective. by Oblongata: 9:03am On Dec 03, 2021
Chat btw a god father and a governor…

GF:Clean up the Lekky mess, it’s going to be election time soon and we don’t want people using that against us…

G: Ok sir, but how do you suppose we do that?

GF: I don’t know, make a panel or something, time heals so let there be lot of delays, then come out with a verdict of no killings…

G: Sir, if the panel’s report states otherwise nko?

GF: You are the governor, ensure the final verdict comes from you, make them believe you…

G: Ok sir! What of the families of the slain?

GF:Ensure no one comes forward. Make use of info mgt. get the people on your side, call it a truce or something, make a peace walk, just get the people back on your side!

G: ok sir

GF: if you lie to them long enough, they just might start believing you. That’s same stuff the lying minister uses.

G: great point sir!

GF: sweep this under the carpet before year runs out! I don’t want to hear about any Lekki stuff again!

G: Roger that sir!
Autos › Re: Three Months Used 2012 Highlander Not Registered. by Oblongata: 8:15am On Dec 03, 2021
Sorry for deviating o…

But you should have just called it ‘Tokunbo’ since it is yet to be numbered and it is very clean cool
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Receives Gift From O2 Arena For Selling Out 20k Capacity For Three Nights by Oblongata: 9:42pm On Dec 02, 2021
Baba don blow! 3 sold out nights!!!

Baba God noni!
Sports › Re: Fans Slam Ronaldo For Undermining Lionel Messi by Oblongata: 7:23pm On Dec 02, 2021
Messi is very humble. Judging from stats and in my book he deserves the ballon’dor. Ronaldo always feel entitled, and very soon his light would be put to sleep, at least sooner than Messi’s. At his age Ronaldo can kiss Messi’s foot, because Messi has widened the gap and Roro can never catch up with him again, at least, not this world.
Celebrities › Re: Photoshop Photo Of Lady In Bikini Goes Viral by Oblongata: 6:35pm On Dec 02, 2021
Una sha wan cast bobrisky
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Meets With Wizkid In London (Photos, Video) by Oblongata: 11:50am On Dec 02, 2021
See as dude dey greet cubana like say dem be age mate? Money done spoil things o
Celebrities › Re: Tems Rejects Wizkid's Move To Grope Her While Performing On Stage (Video) by Oblongata: 7:16am On Dec 02, 2021
To say na aunty Tiwa, na so she go open yansh

Education › Re: Oromoni Sylvester: Statement From Dowen College On Death Of 12-Year-Old Student by Oblongata: 7:05am On Dec 02, 2021
This smells like a cover up! He had those injuries during a football match? Secondary school cultists use football matches for initiation, bullying, etc this will help to cover up whatever rubbish they are doing. I think that the school have not had a thorough investigation and are only after saving the school’s name. I absolutely agree with @ ekineme
Christianity Etc › Re: My Neighbor Said I'm An Occult Member, Because Of This... by Oblongata: 4:06pm On Dec 01, 2021
My brother, how you go take make that Kain mistake for naija?

No soap wey you go use baff am, you be beta wizard for that your neighbor face. Just kuku dey wear red and accept your calling, or make you move out jejely. The choice is yours!
Education › Re: Students Run For Their Lives After Spotting Large Snake In The Toilet (VIDEO) by Oblongata: 3:22pm On Dec 01, 2021
Snake sef done begin dey vex, maybe dem just dey ear say one of dem swallow millions before.

For Nigeria everything dey gather vex…

I go my padi house the dog dey vex come begin chase me…

I pass one road close to yakoyo Berger yesterday, I see rats for gutter dey scatter fight dey ves…

I pass cow, he begin dey vex dey near me, I no do am anything o.

IPOB dey vex, Falz dey vex, Macaroni dey vex, Sanwo Olu dey vex…

Even this goat wey we try interview here dey vex…

Celebrities › Re: Davido Says He did not Know His Family Was Rich Till He Turned 13 Years Old by Oblongata: 2:07pm On Dec 01, 2021
You didn’t know you were rich because you were just too young to notice anything. All you would have wanted was your video games and Cartoon Network.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 90k Job In Ogun Or 100k Job In Niger State by Oblongata: 12:55pm On Dec 01, 2021
My brother please go for the job in Minna!
Don’t forget that your 90k income in Ogun state will decrease by January!
Education › Re: Ibukunoluwa Are Withdrawn From OAU For Bad Performance, Grabs 1st Class At Bowen by Oblongata: 12:18pm On Dec 01, 2021
Congratulations dear!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Treasure Box Found In River Nile, Jinja, Uganda. by Oblongata: 12:12pm On Dec 01, 2021
If they had found money in it, there would have been huge fight.
Sports › Re: Tijani Babangida Marries Maryam Waziri (Photos) by Oblongata:
He was another great Okada in the Nigerian team before the likes of Ikedia and Obafemi took over from him
Romance › Re: My Mother In Law To Be Doesn't Want Me To See My Child by Oblongata:
Witlee1:
How can't you take your time and read? I'm surprised people like you passed out of school successfully that's if you went to school.
Where did I write I'm insisting on the baby?

You are just daft
Enjoy the mention you won't get it again
You insisted on the baby, it’s implied in the second line of the rubbish you wrote up there.
Crime › Re: “I Will Use My Mother For Ritual To Buy Benz For My Father” (video) by Oblongata: 8:37pm On Nov 30, 2021
On Christ the solid rock I stand! All other ground is sinking sand!!!
Sports › Re: The Moment Lionel Messi Was Pronounced Winner Of The 2021 Ballon D'or Award by Oblongata: 8:31pm On Nov 30, 2021
Ororo fans over to you cheesy cheesy grin

Nairaland General › Re: Why The Stigmatisation Of Women Who Smoke? by Oblongata: 1:07pm On Nov 29, 2021
Datboredberry:
I'm as very light smoker- at most, three to four cigarettes a week...

I'm very young, and I started smoking two years ago...

In our society, if a woman is known to be a smoker... She's looked down on... And false assumptions are made of her personality...

Why the stigmatisation? I know men are victims too but women who smoke are viewed as classless etc... While with men, it's simply a bad habit...

What's your opinion on women who smoke? And what's your reason?

I would appreciate comments based on experiences rather than bias...

And I need valid points how SMOKING directly indicates a wayward woman...

Thanks!
Our society is messed up!

Now that we got that aside, I have this tingling attraction for ladies who smoke! I smoke sometimes and I don't give a hoot whose ox is gored! None of this society people will come to your aid if you ever needed help, so why should I care about them? Abeg make dem shift. My dear, live life the best way you can. Even an hypochondriac would still end up dying.
Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo: Lagos Judicial Panel Illegal, States Can't Probe Military, Police by Oblongata:
Na wa o! All these thunder for heaven just dey waste sha!

Baba God! Na only you fit patient like this o! After you na still you…


Oya ffk, which nonsense you wan yarn this week?

Health › Re: TOKOPHOBIA; Fear Of Death During Pregnancy. Ever Experienced This? by Oblongata: 5:38am On Nov 29, 2021
Joydan95:
When I was pregnant, I used to have terrible dreams. My mum had terrible dreams too and would call me to always pray, she gave me psalms to always read too. I was always going to church so one day on my way back from church, one woman at my junction told me that “God “ revealed something bad to her that I should follow her to a church to pray and I stood there transfixed thinking of the best reply to give to her. I rejected everything and proclaimed positive thing concerning my pregnancy and delivery. I didn’t allow what she said bother me, I told my husband and him being a positive person told me that I should just imagine myself holding my baby. The Saturday prior to the week when I gave birth, I went to clean the church and the pastor saw me when I was about leaving he said he felt the need to pray for me. He said he saw a barrier on my delivery day but God will give me victory. I just answered amen. I didn’t even think about it.
On the day of my delivery, labour started at 6. am and I got to the hospital. Labour was progressing until my baby’s heartbeat started running and I was booked for emergency CS, reality dawn on me and I was scared of dying in the process but I recited everything Bishop said during Shiloh 2020 together with the declarations our state pastor usually say for pregnant women that “ my delivery is going to be safe, smooth, sound and successful “ those were the words I repeated while tears were running down. I felt peace and the moment I heard the doctor say he has brought out my baby with his amniotic sac intact, I was still anxious but as soon as I heard my baby crying I started saying “thank you Jesus” till I was stitched up. They took the baby to my husband outside the theatre and after he held the baby, he passed him to my mum and forcefully entered the theatre to check up on me. grin. He kissed me and was chased away. Lol

N/B: Pregnancy/ delivery needs a lot of positivity and good vibe. Pray , watch movies, read your Bible, go out if you can but just make sure you do not give in to any negative thoughts cos the devil will jump on it. When you think of something consistently with the same energy, the universe will bring in events that will make it come to manifestation.

I pray for a safe delivery for every pregnant woman. Men support your wives o,e no easy. Sorry for my the long post, it is because of people like me they tell testifiers to share their testimonies in 30 seconds lipsrsealed
May you be blessed for this wonderful piece! Thank you.
Health › Re: TOKOPHOBIA; Fear Of Death During Pregnancy. Ever Experienced This? by Oblongata: 8:10pm On Nov 28, 2021
That year ehn, my wife gave me so much wahala! I became a pastor, a father, motivational speaker, etc! She was super scared and said things like ‘if I die, let my child know that I love him’. I nearly blamed myself for impregnating her. Few days to Edd, see prayers! I just kuku opt out for cs jeje! Because her fear fear been dey fear me sef and I didn’t want to lose anybody. Thank God for his mercies! That’s more than a decade ago!We even had 2 more later on. Thank you God!

If you are in that situation now, please don’t be scared! Just know you will come out of the labor room alive and well along with your child! It is well!
Politics › Re: Gumi: Bandits Commit Terrorism But They Are Not Terrorists by Oblongata: 1:54pm On Nov 28, 2021
Killers are actually not killers

They just kill people!

Romance › Re: Men: What Are The Sexual Acts You Think Ladies Should Stop During Sex? by Oblongata:
Why is nobody talking about log of wood?

Business › Re: CCTV At Obi Cubana's Hustle & Bustle Shows How A Female Clubber Died (Video) by Oblongata: 8:54am On Nov 28, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



This is why it is pertinent that everyone learns how to administer first aid treatments.
See how the mumu on white wasted such a precious opportunity and kicked that girl to death instead of saving her life.

If I was there, God knows I'd have taken her bra off to be able to compress her chest without any inhibitors.

Then I'd bend down and give her the best mouth-to-mouth that money can buy.

Just feeling the luscious lips of a raving lunatic mouthing over hers is enough to send electric spikes back to any feeble heart.

Besides, I read somewhere that orgasms are good for the heart but I am not thinking what you are thinking because I am only responsible for my own inordinate lust.
This guy you dey mad gaan grin grin
Travel › Re: Moment Airbus A340 Passenger Plane Lands In Antarctica For The First Time(Pics) by Oblongata: 12:04pm On Nov 27, 2021
dingbang:
and didnt you reason all these were thought of and included in the safety plans? Did you even watch the video and listen to what the pilot said? They planned for several months! Jeez.
I only wanted to show you landing is easier than air lifting. Jeez!
Travel › Re: Moment Airbus A340 Passenger Plane Lands In Antarctica For The First Time(Pics) by Oblongata: 9:17am On Nov 27, 2021
dingbang:
if the plane land successfully, it can also take off too.
I beg to differ!

As per landing
If the runway is wide enough, there is space for skidding, a good pilot can land.

But take off is another ball game. If the grip of the tyres is low, the plane might not be able to gather speed unless the tyre is specifically built for ice grip. If the ice is thin, it might still pose some dangers.

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