₦airaland Forum

Jodha1:
Normal thing wey dey happen for life...he should move on..

BUSHYANUS:
My mother in law visited us for Xmas
I just decided to prank her, just small prank
I put knockout under her bed and lighted it

When it sounded she was really terrified
Now because of this small joke, she says I shouldn't call her mother in law again
And my wife is also in support of her
She has packed out

Why are they being that unreasonable?
Should I divorce?

fati2001:
same as Nigerian men don't have nothing to offer aside from sex and chicken cent to their useless counterparts..

Zzor:
Ehn also be the lord over women financially ooo,don't drop the superiority when it comes to financial issues yeye

virginprincess:
I know 95% of nairaland men will their girlfriends because they are heartless and wicked, .

GodWrites:
In verandah, typing with a chilled coke. My addiction to coke.

Warning! Don't read, it's too long!

At the age of 26, I have a standard fast food that yields over $400,000 in profits on a monthly basis.

When there is a boom, especially during holiday periods, we often make more than $100,000 in our pizza department.

My photoshoot studio alone makes $150,000 monthly, and that's because I employed professional photographers and editors who know their craft.

We don't charge cheap, but they keep coming.

I trashed down my father's house and built him a mason. Till today, he doesn't demean me in any way.

You know how a father and son relationship can be, especially if the latter is old enough to be independent but isn't.

I could only imagine the insult and disgusting stare cause I never get to experience that.

Placing an LG GX 65 inch Class with Gallery Design 4K Smart OLED TV in his sitting doom has humbled him.

There was a way he does talk to me before; now, it has changed.

Imagine how a tone can change overnight!

I wanted to relocate to Lagos, but the noise and traffic discouraged me. I was like, what the heck? Why not try a cozy and developed place like Abuja?

Without wasting time, I get a real estate agent and told him my plans to purchase a house in a developed area in Abuja.

He told me it would be expensive; I chuckled. He was talking to a young lad who has more than $50,000,000 in his name.

I'll need to get to my accountant later to give you the exact amount of my worth, if that's important.

I have some investment in the UK, tiny house communities, offering a home to people who wants to go off-grid, to be independent and self-sustainable.

This is where my investment goes the most, on solar panels cause that's what makes tiny houses attractive.

Since you're not on the grid, there is a need for an alternate source of energy - solar.

I partnered with a solar panel company I found on Google, and they promised to give me crazy discounts if I met specific numbers.

One skill of mine that I cherish so much is digital marketing. With this power, you can sell even dirty without struggling.

In my business alone, I invest over $100,000 monthly on digital marketing, and the ROI is astonishing.

I did what I know how to did best, and this Chinese company was stunned. In the end, I was walking away with over half a million.

Even though I write, I don't limit my skills. I had to advance, just as we often do to our characters in video games.

I started learning JavaScript, Python and HTML. The main aim was to be able to master how to design professional business websites. That's all.

Along my struggles, I found an incredible drag and drop builder. I don't even need to know any code. Bad business for web developers if you ask me.

I have a special crafted email I send out to foreign websites online, giving them a detailed report of their website, and how I can improve it so they can make better sales.

I don't do cheap things. All thanks to my compulsive disorder that always compels me to get everything right, I ensure that every word in that email counted.

When you have a skill, and know how to marker that skill, you have no excuse why you're not a millionaire yet.

I'm a freelance writer. And sometimes, I see some freelance writers here make crumbs with joy.

How dare someone pay your #2 per word?

Are they crazy?

As a freelancer, I was making over $500 on a 1000 words article. And they are usually listicles, which are easy to write.

When my real estate agent told me the house in Abuja will be expensive.

I told him I'd to pay whatever amount it will cost. I wanted scenery and a quiet environment, with lots of trees and green.

He made it happen,

How I rose to wealth is a straight line. Not complicated.

I also remember ordering cheap products and delivering them to people in my locality through courier services.

They receive their products to their doorstep in less than 30mins. They don't mind paying #1000 extra for delivery.

I was ordering products of $0.50 from unknown e-commerce websites and selling as cheap as #30,000 here in Nigeria, and they will still walk away feeling pity for me.

They felt they cheated me

Do you know the intriguing aspect? These same products are also sold incredibly costly in my area, which made mine insanely cheaper.

I run Facebook ads, and immediately the orders start to roll in.

Once people see a cheap but good looking tablet, with a price tag of #20,000, who dare skip that ad?

And they even disturbed the most, calling and asking to meet me in person, even after telling them that we have a delivery man.

Perhaps they were scared of being scammed... But it was real.

We never ran out of customers, yes we, cause I have employed many great minds. Without them, I'll be utterly exhausted.

But yes, I went through the sleepless nights, and now I have more than $50,000,000 in my name. Excluding the house I've bought, a fleet of cars, and businesses that are doing quite fine.

I'm also married to an angelic being, whom without, I feel incomplete. Her smiles and warm breast always console me when overwhelmed with what I've accomplished.

I have a boy and a girl, and I want another boy, then finally call it to quit. But she's saying she needs another girl.

What would you suggest I do?

I smoke too... And what I smoke is not this grass that's sold in Nigeria. No Nigerian weed has ever high me before.

But when I discovered one Australia weed shop online, my life change forever. The next crazy thing I want to try is DMT, and I heard it's almost like an out of body experience.

I'm at a point in life where I feel I can do anything without any restriction. Money can open a lot of doors, and indeed it can.

I once said I'll love to make connections with politicians; perhaps I can loot like them, lol. Sorry for being too honest.

And yes, I did a little shady something, but I wouldn't call it a shady since I BEGGED him for money, and he sent it without hesitation.

The biggest challenge of every aspiring business person or entrepreneur is often startup capital.

And for individuals in less developed countries with no access to ordinary electricity, then it's saddening what the future will be.

It was an American friend, and I met him on social media, and he seemed very interested in me.

Trust me; I have a sculpted body that I never stop taking shots of and posting on Instagram. Call me an exhibitionist if you wish, I'm young and love taking shots of myself.

But I don't post them on my public profile, but rather on dating sites. I take insanely good care if my body, cause I know how I appear determines people's response.

Where I am today is made possible because of people like myself, and Influencing them, even through appearance is something you should master.

You're poor doesn't mean you need to look poor. Get a hair cut dude.

I cried to this American friend of mine and told him how I am dying of depression and I might soon do something stupid.

And frankly, I was indeed battling through intense depression. Imagine living with less than #200 in your bank account.

What about hunger? Even when you decide to sleep all day and forget your worries about money, hunger will still tell you that's impossible,

That's even the worse part. That's what gets you up to start hustling, and it was indeed hunger that led me to start begging my American friend.

Surprisingly, he asked for my details, and I sent even the bank address, email address, and swift code.

We started having issues with transferring cause almost some financial agencies have back listed Nigeria due to yahoo boy.

I remembered him about yahoo boys, and how they have tarnished the image of Nigeria. I also plead with him not to allow me suffer their sins.

He told me that he's frustrated, I had to implore some psychological tricks up my sleeve, telling him how dead I am, and how he's the only being in the universe who could help me.

To further convince him, I told him I'd forever be indebted to him, and no matter what I do, the debt can never be repaid.

Big promise huh?

But I know him, how sensitive and kind he is, and how he would never allow such a creature to suffer, when he has over $500,000 in his account, so I guess.

When I got credited, I started battling with my bank, cause they suspected I was into fraud. I have a dollar account with them, with I opened some years back due to Google Adsense.

That was when I learned that the money he sent was $50,000.

Imagine what that is if converted to naira.

It literally financed my dream.

All years, I've been drawing my business plan, over and over again. But no finance to kick off, but now look at this...

No matter how great your dream or idea is, you can never make headway without finance. By whatever means, get that finance and become the wealthy individual you were meant to be

Make it a mission, a do or die adventure. It's funny how we play adventure games with bravery, but in real life we'er scared likes the lowest upgraded character we'll all hate to play with.

C'mon, don't die a boring life. This is the only life you've got. Do whatever it takes to get that finance.

I was literally into every opportunity, putting my hands here and there, and most importantly my marketing skills connected me to well paying clients.

As I psychologist, I also envision my target, which is a wealth business man who is looking for a well designed business website.

Individuals like these don't mind paying $5,000, for as long as you have an incredible portfolio and positive reviews.

Do you know my only shortcoming in this vast universe? It's my height, 5'9; I wish I were 6'4, at least. But well, we can't have everything, can we?

I have crazy interest in AI, and I recently got licensed to use GPT-3. You know what that means?

You wouldn't if you don't know what this AI can. But when you do your research and come back, you'll know that you're speaking to a potential richest black man.

I intend to developer a lot with this AI, and there will always be a marker ready to devour it. They are there, with their millions looking for a goldmine to invest in.

When I sit outside, savoring the evening wind with my weed in hand, I just can't help but feel successful.

It's an incredible feeling... Now I'm wondering, is this game over? Well, time will tell.

Mercisharelove:
I felt disgusted reading through my brother's chat with ladies, the way this creatures give away their bodies is unheard of and is forcing us to engage in 100days of fasting and Prayers to rescue this generation from the lust of the flesh.

Why would someone be ready to give away her body for a total stranger, someone you haven't met in real life, you don't even know wether they are real human or you are chatting with spirit.

If you have a sister and she is a faithful girl just like me, I tell you, she is worth more than the world's wealthiest treasure.

There are so many sex enhancement tech, bots, yet the whores doesn't know when to stop their sex madness.

Whatever you ladies do, always remember that the day of judgement is coming and for sure you must account on how you manage your carcass which is your body earth.

You heard it's a free world, alright continue, remember, none will escape judgement including I and everyone

I pray for ladies and simple guy's reading these, that you will be delivered from the power of the spirit of lust and destruction in your body and soul, in the mighty name of the LORD JESUS CHRIST.

EFULEFU1:
So, my crush for the first time wished me merry Christmas

Does that mean she is also crushing over me?

Should I propose?

Thanks

virginprincess:
If you truely love her like you claimed, then you will push harder, no matter how hard she trys to resist one day she will surely give in, hope your intention is not sleep with her and dump her if not you won't get her.

LadyTianna:
What exactly is the something? Money? Because if its cooking, cleaning and taking care of children which a submissive wife already does, then most Nigerian men are just being stupid when they claim the only thing a woman can offer is sex.

longetivity:
I am a nice guy and I will forever be a good guy, it's good to be nice

Ladyhippolyta88:
That guy you quoted is something else.
I even engaged him yesterday in a discussion he has a very sick mindset about women he claims to know everything about women but he does not know shit about us he said women don't know anything about themselves that a woman should be emotionally abused to stay with a man and that it is called trauma bond blah blah blah.
I want to believe he is not like this offline but I worry about the gullible men he will mislead on this forum as a result of the sick mindset he preaches here about what men should be and how women are check his post and see for yourself

Ishilove:
@bolded. Only God knows where you people are getting all these satanic ideas from. Show me negative emotions and I will respond with negativity that will shock you. Make me feel loved and you have my mumu button.

All I can say to you and your ilk is "repent and allow God back into your hearts". Anyone that has the fear of God will not write the cow dung you people write in the name of redpill.

Let God be true and every man be a liar.

debbydams:
u v said it all

nwaezeemmanuel:
It's sad you only see truth whenever it's against the argument of a female on this platform.

I say things for what they are and some may be very much opinionated - 2021 is around the corner, move on and work on your mindset

Merry Christmas!

SimpDetector:
Simp spotted.

A man who isn't in charge of his wife is a simp, period. Imagine a grown man with a penis coming to Nairaland to ask if he should report his wife to the police.

This is why I always tell men to train their women to fear and respect them, the way you'd train a kid or a dog.

A woman who fears and respects you will never do anything that will annoy you, let alone something that will make you react the way you are doing. If your wife respects you she won't act annoyingly jealous like she does, because she knows you aren't okay with it.

I'm not a supporter of marriage because it's hard to get out of, especially when you already have kids. I'd have advised this simp to leave his wife, but he is already married.

Hey simp, you've fuçked up already. A woman who has lost respect for you will find it hard to respect you unless you withdraw your attention when she messes up and condition her using this as punishment. No need for phsycial abuse. But as a married man how will you leave her and ignore her calls and texts for days and make her crave your attention when you sleep in the same room with her everyday?

Your case is a lost one.

nwaezeemmanuel:
@thebolded
You're not looking for a hubby, you're looking for a slave

Beckysexy:
Yes. It is rape.

SilverNorGold:
My beloved brother, those idiots were coup plotters, not protesters.
May God help Nigeria.

TheUndercover:
The PDF is ready for you to read and enjoy! It comprises of MAIN Red Pill quotes from different people in this thread and other Red Pill threads.

Modified: Send me a PM from 23-12-2020 till 01-01-2021

NB: Don't drop your e-mail address on this thread.

BaddieFreak:
As usual another useless thread

Shortyy:
That's more like it.

2special:
Bro... Send me the money.....i will come