Ileke-IdI:

LOL @ dressing like she was going to a ball. Maybe she should have dressed like she was going to a charity case?
The woman dresses to be photographed at all time.

@the woman turning her face away, not buying the crap. Really? who would? Imagine, "Your son did not die in vain, they died because of democracy we failed to upheld in this godforsaken forced mistake of cultural wedding"

Good observation! I thought I was the only one who observed that. . .you dressed like that to commiserate indeed
I love that woman who looked away, not minding the rubbish she could be saying in her xmas dress.

They didnt die in vain, they died for the success of GEJ

H$LBroker:

@ Sweet T where do you leave hausa women when u said yoruba and Igbo women alone are too bad, there are many incident that hausa man will post like eliha women and go into that hausa woman to fornicate but if they are caught is death. This thing happen Globally, not the matter of yoruba, hausa or Igbo women, in this case I'm not standing to be corrected I'm standing to be right.

alj harem1:


you have to understand the igbo brain

there are 2 types of igbos in the world

1.) the biafra supremest ones /stup.id ones mostly found in the east of nigeria and america

2.) live and let's live igbos they love everyone,.,.,., they are mostly found in lagos, abuja etc

now you have to ask you friend what he think about biafra to be able to categorise him/ her

if his respond is " i do not care we are brothers" or something along that line, then he is number 2

but if it is " you bloody yoruba/ hausa people are killers may they rot in hell" or something along that line then he is number 1

try it it works all the time

i am igbo myself

Ramon2:

Let us see where these stu-pid Yoruba people will get their oil from again. Useless tribalistic leeches. See Tinubu drug pusher dey open that him wide lips dey talk. Should he not be in prison in America? Who let the dogs (Tinubu and ACN leaders) out? Who? Who?? Who Who?

Jarus:

Questions?

1, Who 'ROTFLMAO' most on Nairaland?
2, Which Nairalander once lied that he had been living in US, only to 'born again' later and confess that he was living in Mushin? Which year did this happen?
3, Name the three fiercest rivals of all time on Nairaland.
4, Name 10 different usernames of Becomrich and 5 nicknames given to him by forum members.
5, Name 10 IDs under which Funmi Deepzone operated/operates.
6, How much did Seun Osewa once put as price for Nairaland?

More questions to come

1. Kobojunkie
2. ??
3. beaf & oyb . . .(but for romance, rotimi and meadan in 2009)
4. becomrich1-1000 . . .Mr Benin Map
5. only know her as deepzone
6. ??

agitator:

Some tourist taking photo. Bayelsa next tourist spot on earth

why do you keep exposing that state? Bushes, weeds and stagnant flood as tourist attraction
have you ever seen anyone upload such an undeveloped environment for his state on NL before?

^^^^ alh, we can read now, do you have to take a whole page to express yourself?
Obviously, the NDs are their own problems.

Kobojunkie:

Again , Is English a problem there?

Again, Lagos has a population almost 10 times of Bayelsa's. Bayelsa recieves, I believe more than 10 times of what Lagos gets from the Federal Government in Allocations. I don't see the rationale in claiming that Bayelsa is at some disadvantage in all this when it does not have the population burden Lagos has, and it does not have to borrow money to take care of it's business. 

Yes, the state, and Local Government have a role in all this, but Jonathan was once part of that himself and did not see fit, apparently, to change the trend at the state level. Ofcourse it concerns people still that a man who was unable to perform much at the state level, helped hand his state over to PDP when he was eventually elected at the national level,  has the audacity to call other state Governor's, rascals, maybe because they would rather not vote him, given his record of non-performance(More talk and not much game to back up the talk).

The wife of the ailing national leader of the All Progressives Grand Alliance, Mrs. Bianca Ojukwu, has described the survival of her husband, Dim Chukwuemeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu, as a miracle.

Bianca, who spoke at the national convention of the All Progressives Grand Alliance in Awka, the Anambra State capital on Thursday, said what she saw in Enugu and London proved to her that but for the prayers of Nigerians, her husband would long have been dead

She said all the patients Ojukwu met at the intensive care unit of the London hospital died within one week of his admission. She also recalled that the six patients her husband met at the University of Nigeria Teaching Hospital, Enugu ward, where he was admitted, died before he was taken away to London.

“His life today is nothing short of a miracle. I would like to share this with you. It is said that God’s mercy shall never remain hidden.

“By the time he left Nigeria, he was in the intensive care unit of UNTH. By the time he got there, there were six other patients in the ward. But by the time he left, he was the only one surviving.

“Similarly, upon arrival in London, with their excellent facilities, he was also transported to the critical care unit of the hospital. On the day we got in, on the 23rd of December, there were seven other patients in that intensive care unit.

“By the first of January, on New Year’s Day, he remained the only surviving patient. Praise be to God. I attribute his miracle to your continued prayers. And I urge you all the beloved members of his party to continue to remember him in their prayers as we hope that in no distant time, he will back here with his people,” she stated.

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20110211215098

Nchara:

How much really is human life worth in good ol' western Nigeria? Every flimsy thing leads to death.

Tippy Top:

A tribalist like Fashola can never rule Nigeria, he should join a national party if he wants to be taken seriously.

Fashola a tribalist

Guy! you know what?
With the latest technology in Yaba, you will soon be ok
Coupled with the way you have been ROFLMAOing for no reason since, it calls for an emergency medical attention.

Hamid O:

Just wondering what GEJ will call politicians in Bayelsa,  Rascals reloaded

No! Anti-rascals
The definition of rascals have changed in the Nigerian-English dico just as kaita changed the other day

Governance, according to him, was all about service delivery, saying that it was saddening to note that government in Bayelsa State, only exists on the pages of newspapers.

Tippy Top:

This is a chance for most of you berating GEJ to know the meaning of "Rascal"

Rascal (noun)
"a mischievous or cheeky person, especially a child or man
(typically used in an affectionate way)."

GEJ used it in the above context unless Nairalanders have their own dictionary.

P.S
For those who can't afford a dictionary, there's a free online dictionary   here.

excanny:

You really didn't post this because you cared for bayelsans. I can give you the quickest direction to the Aso villa so you can lay your beef before GJ.

The Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) disclosed, on Wednesday, that Bayelsa State topped Nigeria’s unemployment chart, adding that the statistics made available by the Federal Office of Statistics showed that the state had the highest number of unemployed skilled and unskilled labourers across the country.

This is just as over 5,000 students of Bayelsa State origin and members of the National Association of Niger Delta Students (NANDS) adopted the ACN gubernatorial candidate in the forthcoming election.

Speaking, while receiving the visiting members of the NANDS, a retired permanent secretary and the gubernatorial candidate of the ACN, in the state, Mr Imoro Kubor expressed concern over the geometric increase in unemployment rate and what he described as acute poverty.

Attributing it to leadership problem, Mr Kubor, said the state had all it took to make life more meaningful to its entire citizenry, saying, “I decided to venture into politics in order to change the tide of events in the state.”

Governance, according to him, was all about service delivery, saying that it was saddening to note that government in Bayelsa State, only exists on the pages of newspapers.

His submission, “Bayelsa State is made up of eight local governments, but government exists only in Yenagoa city, while other local government areas were being margina-lised.

“Rather than embarking on meaningful development projects, the leadership of the state are busy globe-trotting at the detriment of down-trodden masses.”

http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/17382-bayelsa-tops-nigerias-unemployment-chart-acn

The PDP versus the ACN

Explaining that elections are meant to be won by men of integrity, Mr Fashola urged Nigerians not to vote based on sentiments, adding that he made to the office of the governor based on upright manifestos of the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN). “Elections cannot be won by resulting to derogatory language, by claiming luck,” he said. “Elections require those who seek elective office to focus on the people over whom they plan to exercise authority and to communicate to them in a very clear and practical manner how you intend to improve their lot. Look, I think that the PDP led federal government has a lot of questions to answer in Lagos and it is interesting that these remarks are being made from outside Lagos. So I hope that when they come here, they will be able to call us rascals again; and if we are rascals, it means that some of the other governors he has been presiding over is a republic of rascals.”

Comparing the achievements of the ACN with those of the PDP in the state, the governor said that the later failed in the delivery of the dividends of democracy. “They spent ten years trying to build a 400m bridge in Otta; and on the day that they finally came to open that bridge, instead of apologizing to Lagosians, they were fighting themselves about who was to cut the tape,” he said. “Meanwhile the road that leads to the bridge is not finished. We built Okota link bridge in 18months and it is longer than that bridge over which they were fighting. So that is what we expect them to come and talk about. Apapa-Oshodi-Oworonshoki Expressway is their road and it is pothole ridden, the road to the biggest airport in this country. This is a national embarrassment.”

http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/News/Metro/Politics/5675872-146/story.csp

POTUT:

Mind you, political naivety is exactly the equivalent of innocence. Fashola should admit that he is a vine among thorns, only his personal political will has set him apart from the dictators on his street. I hope they don't come back to twist his arms beyond his measure in the next four years. (Lekki toll awaits him.)

Tippy Top:

@oludashmi
We should never justify "hoodlums" or their behaviours? I hope you never get on the wrong side of these thugs (dressed as lamb when they're actually muttons).