Andre Uweh:

Brain-dead monkey, may you continue to remain barren for the rest of your adulterous life. Impotent retardo.

alj harem1:


why na Andre,,, why go to that extent

Andre Uweh:

The ashawo attacked me first,

excanny:

You want to deal with what you have no idea of? I pity you.

dayokanu:

Ijesha Oshomalo.

Awa omo Ogbomoso niyi ooooo

Awe, omo owa lomi ke si o
Ijesha oo ridi ishanan
ile leru owa tin mu 'na roko

Mii mo iyoku

Outstrip:

Is she marrying for the money. I personally think that she should not have let the family decide for her. She is a good actress and she is made for TV. I can only wish her well. I really like her.

toba:

she cant loose billionaire son for thousands she gets in movies

tpia1:

some people are quiet and gentle by nature.

it's their personality and that's just how they are.


nothing wrong with fasting and praying, btw. for whichever situation. As it is, more women [ and men] need to do that. It will be hard enough for her to handle the change in environment when she joins him, how much more both of them are newlyweds. So i'd say praying, fasting and learning to overlook things should be paramount.




there are lots of threads on nl from guys who say their mothers and families are pressuring them to settle down and get married.

it doesnt mean they are gay.

the man is 36.

about time he did.

tpia1:

maybe.

however, men who grew up in the midst of women, often tend to have female mannerisms and vice versa.

ie women who grew up with a lot of boys, can also give off a manly vibe.

he primarily needs to burn off some of the weight, same as many of us.

tpia1:

I grew the balls to ask Segun if he was gay…I was scared cause this dude don’t play but I was dying to know! Not that his sexual orientation has any effect on his talent but inquiring minds want to know.


Are the rumors true? Are u gay?

I feel people should try and get a life for themselves instead of painting people with colors that do not soothe even themselves talk less of those they bather their image mostly when they don't even have the faintest idea about. One's social orientation really goes a long way to determine one's exposure and how they perceive life in general; the mere fact that I work in a ladies field does not mean i'm gay and i'll not be the first guy working in a ladies field we have so many we can count on mere finger tips as it stands, the famous naija hair guru bobby eke (owner of bobby's signature in s/lere Lagos) the ever present cosmetologist Emily Millionaire in palmgroove S/lere to mention a few in the naija world ; we have the pro of the pro's Paul Mitchel who has one of the best range in the worlds hair care industry today is he gay/ we have the best cooks and chefs all around the world today are they gay? we have the best fashion designers in the world who are not one so why do people like to slain their fellow human being?
http://omobolanle..com/2006/11/segun-gelea-phenomenal-talent.html

JerryAdams:

The question as to whether he is gay or not has nothing to do with his profession or talent. Some traits are dead giveaway, deny all you want but one can never deceive his/her self.

base 1:

@Ileke-Idi and Dapobear, you guys have the time to argue and reply to what Aloy is saying. Did you happen to see his second name? Its Emeka, can u imagine an Ibo guy come on a thread like dis to say that most Yoruba women are not educated! What a laugh, i hope you do know that your tribe as we all know is the second most uneducated tribe after the northerners, as we all know the northerners seem to be catching up now. I work in the mist of Ibo's and i shake my head at their level of reasoning. For starters they are the most complex pple u can ever associate with, their men crave for we yoruba women, but they know that a yoruba woman cannot take the trash they give their fellow Ibo women.
Aloy is here feeling like one local champion, i'm sure in your clan u must really feel good as u can count those of you that are educated. Your talking about education, when your from a tribe that does not value it. At a young age when they are supposed to be attaining educational development the parents due to poverty wld send their child to Lagos to go slave away for years all in the name of apprenticeship. In your state how many schools and universities are there, lols, and u talk education to we yoruba pple.
Even a yoruba woman selling leaves in the market would make sure her children graduate with flying colours from the university.

Let me school you on the difference between a yoruba woman and Ibo woman, a yoruba woman right from time has been taught from the beginning the art of independence, meanwhile an ibo woman is being brought up to think she is the most valuable asset of her family, where by she'd be sold to the highest bidder.
A yoruba woman whether her husband is dead or isnt capable any more of being the bread winner would be able to take care of her children.
Not so an Ibo woman, she can't because right from the start she has always been a housewive, baby factory and the only thing she know how to do well is cook and be dependent on her husband. When he dies tomorrwo she is left with nothing cos the relatives of the man would come and kick her out and since the woman is usually illiterate, she wouldnt know how to fight for her right, thereby going back to square one with the burden of the kids and all.

I could go on and on, as for polygamy or divorce evry woman should be independent, empowered and enlightened. It helps in the preparation of whatever.

oyinda.:

the polygamy thing is more common with yoruba muslims. It has more to do with their religion. Although there are many yoruba muslims who are monogamous esp. in lagos.

for divorce, I think it's higher among yorubas mostly because yoruba women are very strong headed compared to women of other tribes. like base1 already said, we are generally independent and self sufficient (at least compared to others in the country) so it is easier to walk out of an unsatisfactory marriage.

There are many women who stay in polygamous marriages and like it though. marriage is different for everyone. In fact I heard that some rich man might buy a house for each of his wives and provide all her needs. He will visit once in a while. Many women don't mind this independent life in polygamy.

alj harem1:

although i have met some very respectable igbos on this forum eg ChinenyeN, Abagworo, mikenesy, sometime Andre uweh, and eccanny,  also chyz before he ran mad

ROFTLMAO
And how on earth can Andre make your respectable list. . someone whos tongue is so loose that he insults and insults pple's parents on mere forum?

DaWizard47:

@oludashmi, Thanks a million, Can I get a translation for Broda Ole anybody

Joagbaje:

Firstly, a man that is not born again is not a Christian .so we don't have different Christianity.
As For the topic you mentioned. A man of woman will not go to hell because the remarry after divorce. But that should not encourage divorce. That's why people need to be submitted to a pastor, there will be less divorses under pastoral care , guidance and counselling. God hates divorce.

what do you mean by the boldened?
submit to a pastor. . .is the pastor God? Are you suggesting an intruder a third party into the union?
why must the pastor get updates of how couples sleep and wake?
(except when very necessary)dont you know the pastor himself has marital issues he is battling with but managing it without inviting you?
I think you should have said "that is why intending couples should be friends, understanding, enduring and trusting."

mukina2:

go natural only if you have the time and energy, maintaining natural hair is hard  . .very hard, i tried it from grades 10-12 and i saw pepper, what saved me was that i could have one hairstyle for 3 months tiny folds on my head, for natural hair when the hairstyle is rough that's when its nice, all i did was wash with shampoo, and oil wella it shines, but if you are not at school,  that kinda hairstyle is not advisable not unless you wan carry dread locks for head

Thanx mukina. Funny tho
I don grad tey tey and already keep my hair but sometimes I just get tired of the way it breaks despite all I spend on it and I have been thinking of trying low cut or anita baker but so reluctant. . .sooner or later, I will still try anita baker or something. . .and its even good to know that natural hair too needs alot of time

HTown Eve:

@ Oludashmi You can do weaves/braids until the natural hair grows and then maybe do sister locks. You have to really care for natural hair tho.

DaWizard47:

Please can you help me translate these song of Asa's new album
1.BIMPE
BIMPE NBA MI WI
OFOWO SINU BUSINESS MI
EMI IRE KO LEGBE
OKO SAJU MI BIMO NI

MOGBO NPE O MOMI LOJU
OUN NLA NI GBOA NIPA BUSINESS MI
ORO EMI IRE KO LE NI
EGBON RE FEMI NI
EGBON RE TON FEMI LOWO NI O
MO TI YA FUN
EGBON RE EGBON RE HA

EBAMI SO FUN BABY YEN
FUN BABY YEN
TON WO LE YEN
EBAM KI LO FUN
E KI LO FUN YE

EBAMI SO FUN SISI YEN
FUN SISI YEN
TO KUN ATIKE
EBAM KI LO FUN
E KI LO FUN YEAH.

BIMPE RIN MI FIN
OUN WUWA OMO AI SI IMOYE
MO RONU PIWADA
OMO INU MI LON BAMIWI
ILE ANO MO RE L’OYO
WAN KUKU JEKIN SI MI
IRE O LA PON LE
O DE FE KE YAN FE E SILE

EGBON RE TON FEMI LO NI O
MOO TI YA FUN
EGBON RE EGBON RE

EBAMI SO FUN BABY YEN
FUN BABY YEN
TON WO LE YEN
EBAM KI LO FUN
EKILO FUN SE

EBAMI SO FUN SISI YEN
TON BE BE LO
TO KUN A TI KE
EBAM KI LO FUN
E KILO FUN YE.

EBAMI SO FUN BABY YEN
KO FO SO KE
KO RIN NI LE
TI KO BA WAN
KO LA RI MO LE
EBAMI KI LO FUN
KI LO FUN YEAH
EBAMI SO FUN BABY YEN
KO FO SO KE, KO RIN NI LE
KO RIN LO OFA

BIMPE NBA MI WI. . .Bimpe is referring to me
OFOWO SINU BUSINESS MI. . .Invested in my business
EMI IRE KO LEGBE. . . we are not mate
O KAN SAJU MI BIMO NI. . . although you married/had children be4 me

MOGBO NPE O MOMI LOJU. . . I heard you eye me
OUN LANU GBOA NIPA BUSINESS MI. . . You pock-nose about my business
ORO EMI IRE KO LE NI. . .Today is not our day to talk
EGBON RE FEMI NI. . .your elder brother is dating me
EGBON RE TON FEMI LOWO NI O. . .your elder brother currently dating me
MO DIN YA FUN. . .I showed him pepper
EGBON RE EGBON RE HA. . .your elder brother 2ce ha

EBAMI SO FUN BABY YEN. . .Pls help tell that lady
FUN BABY YEN. . .that lady
TON WO LE YEN. . .coming in
EBAM KI LO FUN. . .Help warn her
E KI LO FUN YE. . .Warn her well

EBAMI SO FUN SISI YEN. . .help tell that lady
FUN SISI YEN. . .that lady
TO KUN ATIKE. . .that wears powder
EBAM KI LO FUN. . .help warn her
E KI LO FUN YEAH. . . Warn her well

BIMPE RIN MI FIN. . .Bimpe was rude to me
OUN WUWA OMO AI SI IMOYE. . .behaves like a foolish child
MO RONU PIWADA. . .I am a changed person
OMO INU MI LON BAMIWI. . .a younger person is rude to me
ILE ANAN MO RE L’OYO. . .I went to an in-law in Oyo
WAN KUKU JEKIN SI MI. . .They let me be
IRE O LA PON LE. . .you are not respectful
O DE FE KE YAN FE E SILE. . .and you want someone to marry you

EGBON RE TON FEMI LOWO NI O. . .your elder brother dating me
MOO DIN YA FUN. . .I showed him pepper
EGBON RE EGBON RE. . .your elder brother 2ce

EBAMI SO FUN BABY YEN. . .Help tell that lady
FUN BABY YEN. . .that lady
TON WO LE YEN. . .that is coming in
EBAM KI LO FUN. . .help warn her
EKILO FUN SE. . .Warn her

EBAMI SO FUN SISI YEN. . .help tell that lady
TON BE BE LO. . .That is going
TO KUN A TI KE. . .that wears powder
EBAM KI LO FUN. . .help warn her
E KILO FUN YE. . .warn her

EBAMI SO FUN BABY YEN. . .help tell that lady
KO FO SO KE. . .to jumb
KO RIN NI LE. . .to wak fast
TI KO BA WA. . .if she wont come
KO LA RI MO LE. . .she should hit her head on the ground
EBAMI KI LO FUN. . .help warn her
KI LO FUN YEAH. . .warn her
EBAMI SO FUN BABY YEN. . .help warn her
KO FO SO KE, KO RIN NI LE. . .to jump, to walk fast
KO RIN LO OFA. . .to walk away

Asa's songs are classic and always in parables so even if you understand the lang, you might be lost in interpreting her message. . . its always for the wise

paulangl:


Chorus
Bim ba n ke bo ban shun
Fi mi si le
Bim ba n ke bo jo ba n ro
Fi mi si le

Repeat Chorus

Bim ba n ke oh oh oh oh
Ko kun ba si a
Mo ti foro mi fo lu wa
Ko sho, ko sho wa

When I'm crying
When I'm dying, just leave me alone

Just leave me alone

© Asa

n.oxide:

@badesco. . . Let her know what you've found out. Just be calm, if therre be need for a divorce let her be the one to push for it. You are a man now and these are some of the things you have to contend with in life. . . remember she's your wife for better, for worse. .  .

Please overlook it, keep her as a wife especially if you got kids.

stormm:

Just emagines  

All topics on Madam JEG should be moved to Jokes section. She is too funnying ke!

justise:

Why don,t you tell the house what exactly is wrong with the statement above