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Rtem: SMART TO BE FOOL
When you become a genuine child of God, you become godly and gentle, you are no longer the aggressive, forceful and fighting person you used to be.

I don't know. Maybe I need prayers. At work, if I feel like I'm being cheated, I speak up straightaway. For instance, the other day, the receptionist was not at work so the manager said I should cover the reception until 3p.m and my colleague should cover from 3p.m to 5p.m.

I spoke up instantly. Told her straight that it was unfair. After I made noise, she changed it to me covering the reception until 1p.m and my colleague covering from 1p.m until 5p.m. My colleague wasn't happy

I shouldn't be saying this but it reminds me of a time in Kaduna. There was this new pentecostal church starting up and because it was quite close to our house, I decided to attend once in a while. It was held in an unfinished building - wall and roof, no windows or doors The 'pastor' said the church building was in progress and with God's help, it would be completed soon. We always donated towards the building fund.

Anyway, one Sunday, church service in full swing, with clapping and dancing going on, the real owner of the building, came in and chucked us out

We said, "Oga, let us finish the service now" but the oga didn't agree O The entire neighbourhood gathered round. T'was one helluva embarrasment

kessyur: Folks I want to know your reactions and advice to BB users.

You've just done the same by posting it on here. I simply delete as I don't believe in chain-mail.

FrontPageLawyer: Really, I got that. Thanks for sharing in case I see visa enter yankee

On the visa form, write Christian

All you haters should leave the guy alone ojare and no, I've never heard of him before now

acidtalk: * Two Prominent people's sons will be involved in grievous crime that will spark up hanger in the country.

What is hanger? Hunger? Anger? A mix of both?

kessyur: Is Having A "Spare Tyre" Now A Norm For Our Ladies?

I thought you meant having a big belly or a big bum

Baba Alaji: I haven't heard any1 say O dey r Christianist!

Because they have Christian names don't make them Christians

Pastor Kun: 3 But when you help a needy person, do it in such a way that even your closest fiend will not know about it.

3 But when you help a needy person, do it in such a way that even your closest friend will not know about it.

[quote author=Intrepid!]You are a bast.ard. [/quote]Courtesy please

[quote author=Tee_Seven]
Haba! Oga TJ! Dem no talk 'international Embarrasments' nao[/quote]A celeb is a celeb

afam4eva: He was born in Nigeria .............. But i'm not sure if he's a Nigerian.

Huh

The singer Wale:

Wale, a Nigerian American, was born Olubowale Victor Akintimehin in Washington, D.C. on September 21, 1984. His parents are of the Yoruba ethnic group of southwestern Nigeria and came to the United States from Austria in 1979.

The singer Seal:

Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel was born on 19 February 1963 in Paddington, London, England. He is the son of Adebisi and Francis Samuel. His mother is Nigerian, while his father is Brazilian.

I hope his mum is not calling him over to her side

I live in the UK.
I've visited France, Germany (Berlin), Ghana, Nigeria, Stopover at Amsterdam (does this count ). That's all, I think

I forgot Spain (went to Barcelona for 10 days with my husband - no kids )

TCD: How much does childcare in london cost for them to risk doing something damaging as this? Is it that expensive?

It's about £150 a week per child I had to go part-time as we were paying half our salaries on childcare

[quote author=talatu.talatu]I hope your friend is fasting and praying about this issue, at times it could be a spiritual bondage and he needs to be delivered.
with God he will surely get a good job.[/quote]I agree I would have pooh-poohed this before but what I've experienced .............

I think Coxson should give himself up to the police before blood-thirsty vigilantes find him

Medley: mine is rev. Yomi kasali

Never heard of him

Boomark: Indomie noodles.

Please don't ask me...what is indomie noodles.

LOL. Thanks. I know what noodles are

jigawatts: Indomie is the name of a person, animal, place or thing.

Nonsense. LOL

tjskii: Its a kind of noodles selling like hot cake in naija,both kids and adults love it,and I must say it tastes so much better than the uk or u.s noodles,which is why peopl travelin abroad dey always pack d tin full briefcase

Wow. Thanks. Never heard of it before now

martin92: ANSWER THIS
You ate N800 food in a restaurant in Aluu. Then u suddenly realised u left your wallet at home, WHAT WILL YOU DO?

Beg the mama that you will wash all the pots and pans until the debt is paid

[quote author=*dhtml]Someone should please summarize this, i have a reading limit when it comes to nairaland posts[/quote]It is quite long, innit? I'll try to read it tomorrow. Off to bed now

What is indomie

Since she is a believer and her husband is not, and he is the one pressing for the divorce, I think she is free from the law

tng: @omo alata

some of us in situations like yours though not from our mothers but equally close relatives feel your pain and know your struggles. I and my family are a living testimony of this kind of struggle. Prayer is the only sure recipe for success.Just continue to do your own part as a child to her and let God fight your battle.

Thank you. It does amaze me daily though that a mother would wish ill on her child. I still can't comprehend and I hope I never do. I have 5 children. They are all different. Some are loving and caring. Some are downright horrible but I still would not wish ill on them

FrontPageLawyer: Feel free to just list your religion.

I am a Christian.

Over here, when someone asks, "what's your religion" and you say, "I'm a Christian", they then say, "Yeah, but what's your religion" and you repeat, "I'm a Christian" and they say, "I get that, but what's your religion", they actually want to know if you are Baptist, or Protestant, or Gospel etc etc so "My religion is Pentecostal"

elveco: Prov.20:1

Thank you

Proverbs 20:1

20 Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler;
whoever is led astray by them is not wise.

Medley: Lets know the pastor dat av really impacted u.

My very first one, when I was a teenager, was Bishop Oyedepo of Living Faith Now, it's the teachings of D.K. Olukoya of MFM

omonikiba: omo alata, thanks for your insight. am trying to conceive, i am really trusting God for a miracle.

It is well. Once you get pregnant, try not to tell anyone except those you can trust with prayers. Keep it secret (it will be difficult as you'll want to shout it from the rooftops) until your belly shoots out

newken: @omo alata and the other person that posted about their Mum. You are not alone.

No doubt about it, that mum is a witch. You havent seen anything. If i tell you what my mum does, you will be too surprised. Sometimes it is hard to share such experiences because it's ones mother.

God is a revealer of secrets. Dont joke with your dreams

God indeed reveals to redeem. Half the battle is won. You cannot joke with prayers. Try midnight prayers and early morning prayers. Always cover yourself with the blood of Jesus. If your church does deliverance service, try to attend one. It is well. God will deliver us all from household wickedness in Jesus name Amen.

honeyfave: I pray that my only brother's life shall never be wasted in Jesus Name.
My bible says suffer not a witch to live.

God will deliver him. Keep on praying Fire prayers