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We may not be holy o but one thing we still have is fear of God. We ain't interested in your satanic merchandise you accursed!

This davido is can't just let go of this girl

I will commend you for being sincere enough to keep us updated not minding the mocking emoji. It shows you are ready to learn and learn faster for that matter.

Now oops, remember my response that day I said and I quote,
" chai see this fresh mugu! Well the elders are waiting because surely you shall come back".

You should be grateful for Nairaland. Myself and many people on this platform have been badly manipulated and dealt with by these virginarians years before the advent of this great platform. Check out my head, it's bald. It's not age per say but brutality from lot clitorical differential calculus.

We are not saying you should be wicked to girls, but for the wellbeing of your heart always be 10 steps ahead and never let down your guard for just a minute. Peace o!

For many years I lamented why Africa was woolly backwards in education, science, technology, economic growth and development. Later down the line, I discovered that the men who are supposed to be the spearhead are pathetically inepts who lack discretion to make and take the simplest decision like this oops.

Secondly is foolish-forgivenss. No matter how badly you treat a Nigerian man/woman, he will forget in the name of forgiveness in a short period of time. Just ensure to treat them bad enough to your favour if you so wish. The politicians know this secret and annexed it to their advantage.

Take this as a gift if you are single or yet to get married. Any woman that you are emotionally attached to OR You are scared of loosing to another man in marriage IS NOT YOUR WIFE!

i have spent 27(majorly useless) years on this earth, i will be 28years old next week, but i have nothing to show and there is no any sign of hope in the future. WHY?

lately i have been feeling depressed and suicidal WHY?

addicted to betting recently, OOOOOOKAY!

chronic debtor borrowed from several loan apps and wastes it on betting sites. NOT SURPRISED

do i still have hope? can i fix my life and live a normal life style or I'm just finished YES YOU 100% DO.

Let me quickly tell you a story a Demon was looking for a way to make a certain man poor and wretched in life. He had deployed all weapons in his arsenal to achieve same but to no avail but rather the man continues to prosper. So one day the demon decided to see his lord the Satan for counsel on how to achieve his aim. Then Satan gave him a charm with instruction to locate the man and laid curses of poverty on him. The Demon left for the whereabouts of the man. Not long, the Demon found the man in a bet shop. Quickly he called Satan and said "I have found him", and the conversation is as follows:

Satan: where?
Demon: in a bet shop.
Satan: what is he doing?
Demon: he is placing bets.
Satan: is it virtual or normal bet?
Demon: virtual bet.
Satan: Leave him, come back, he is cursed already return back my charm because we will need for someone else!

My brother all your problems are anchored on only one thing GAMBLING, expecially VIRTUAL BET. Shockingly, this is just the beginning. Leave gambling now and have your life back!!!!

This woman must be insane, can you imagine!

Man I don't know what you want from her but one thing I can bet my bald head to is that SHE IS NOT YOUR WIFE in case you are planning to wife her. You are forewarned!

Before I comment let's quickly rush through the Maths.

Let assume she maintained one boyfriend throughout(far more than of course ) and she Lashes on the average of 3 times a week(fairest for ladies of course) for a period of 10 years.

Solution:
Number of Lashes per week = 3
Number of Lashes per year = 3*52= 156
Number of Lashes for 10years =10*156 =1,560 Lashes.

Note:
1. 52 weeks makes a year
2. The only One boyfriend and 1,560 Lashes are the fairest scenario.
3. Take into account Blow Jobs, Deep Drinking and face splashes.

Chai, so after collecting different gboolas for 1,560 times she is now coming back to you!

Nothing these girls no go sell Votes, Conscience and Virgina.

This time around, I support the decision of the Catholic authority to close down Rev Mbaka gathering. What does a Rev father of his calibre needs money for? Is it to care for wife or feed children that he would publicly call a fellow man "Cursed and Stingy"?

According to the book of Deuteronomy 22:13-21;

If your husband marries you and discovered you not to be a Virgin and raised the alarm. The Elders of the town and your father shall be made to investigate the allegation.

If the allegation is false, then your husband shall ;
1. be Punished by the elders of the town.
2. be made to pay monetary fine which will be given to your father.
3. never divorce you as long as he lives on this earth.
REASON:
Because your husband has given a Virgin a bad name!


However if the allegations is confirmed true,
you will be taken to the door of your father's house and men of the town will stone you to death.
REASON:
You have done an outrageous thing by being promiscuous while you were in your father's house and the evil must be purged from the land!

Because many of them are sexually and emotionally damaged before marriage. Draughts of morals induced by quest for materialism.

If father mbaka actually called Mr Obi stingy, then i am highly disappointed in him.

Porthacourt girls na OLOSHO o. Dating or girlfriend no dey dem syllabus. Dey ma chop your pocket to bone!

Infatuation & Lust
There are bills to pay o
Inflation will continue to rise

Clueless youth, our fathers were leading this nation at the age of twenties and some of the world's richest men today are young guys. Here you are obsessed about a liability cunt.

Well don't take her word for it(free style), she will end up coming after you.

Too early for you to start getting heart

Please be sincere Christ is our witness, how much is the debt?

Arkhanmu:
I married my wife in Kaduna two years ago. During those period we were dating, we were very much apart due to distance. She stayed in Kaduna while I worked in Lagos.

During few times of my personal meeting before our wedding, I noticed huge communication between her and this man. I called her attention to it but she just waived it aside saying they are just friends as Ex (stuff). She joined me up in Lagos after the marriage but the communication between them still continued.

This is a woman I have sacrificed so much for in my life by providing her basics need with the children even though not huge like that. She told me the Ex is a Doctor and they have nice experience together while dating back then. I have adviced even begged her to stop this communication as it it very hurtful and insulting to my personality but she won't stop. Instead she secretly calls and requests money from this guy in almost different occasions.

At a point in time in the past when she went to Kaduna to get her transfer from work place to Lagos, she still visit the guy even as she is heavily pregnant that time. I was able to get the idea through her bank account statement when the same guy send her money for what business I don't understand. It is almost 2 years of our marriage now, I am starting to regret why I marry her initially even as I noticed much difference between us; she is from Southern Kaduna while am from Ibadan.

I wish I have married my tribe whom I can easily understand. Just yesterday night I see another 4k alert from the same guy to my wife. I am really pained though I have not confront her. See guys, I have 2 boys, twin, I take care of them, buy food and all.

Though my work is not going fine but I try my best to make her happy but it seems she is not built for me. I don't really know what is going on again in my life as I am heartbroken.

Maybe the man is even in Lagos most times self. Many things are just running through my mind.

Bro this is the thing. Majority Northern girls are highly promiscuous. Am unapologetical about this.

The above is based on my own personal experiences due to my job. I have lived in Plateau (Jos, Ratified, Tudun wada, Didin Kowa, Room, etc), Kaduna (Kaduna, Malali, Gidan waya, angwa rimi, etc), Bauchi (Bauchi, Bogoro, Tafawa Balewa, liman katagun, Boto, Lere, Bonunu, etc) and Abuja(Garki, Asokoro, Area 1, Kuje, etc).

They are easily wooed and bedded partly due to their harsh economy compared to the south.

They are very manipulative(emotionally and sexually). If they use sex work on your pschi eeeh, in fact you go forget your mother's maiden name . Thanks to their love potion "kaya mata"

Compared to the south, they are less demanding. They will will appreciate the small you give to them. Better still, they demand small small but often.

They are so clingy that once you start having sex with them (soo choking guush!).

One other common thing with them all is that they are incapable of keeping one sex partner no matter how caring you are. Damn bitches!

Many of girls are beer drinkers, but the muslim girls are doctorates in the use of hard drugs, which as a southwesterner, i found so stunning.

They are also emotionally damage. They welcome break up with open arms and are ready to move with any available train.

As a southerner especially a cultured Yoruba man like, you will find alot of their way/life really weird. May God's will be on your family o.

A Case Of Delinquency Gone Wild

Sorry about everything ma'am.

Absence of a father's cohesion (not your fault though).

You cannot bend them now(they will break and hurt anyone around them).

You only have a single throw of the die; PRAYER PRAYER PRAYER. Let them see and know you always pray for their change.

It's well!

Ogbeni, too late you go collect!
Traitor!

Abi thunder wan fire this oops? So you wan we advice you to abort preg and have murder blood for hands? Keep things to yourself the same way you did when you were whooping that candyass. Oloriburuku!

Before they kill me. I have made up my mind to kill them. I will do

Am tired.



[Ogbeni Nigerian Prisons bad gaan ni. I will advice you take feasibility studies in Kirikiri, Panti amongst others before you decide. If Na Yanki Prisons Na, I for say assurance cover you]

9: she’ll give you HEALTHY babies unlike a lady who’s had thousands of sperms deposited in her.




This one choke o

Chai this oops simp o! Like say make I flog am Oraimo cord for neck!


[quote author=MrDanas post=113611582]Ok, So I and this girl have been dating for 3 years.

I made my mistakes (A few girls came visiting me which she saw, she saw chats on my phone and all), we broke up and within that time I am pretty sure she had been with one or 2 other guys as I was always in touch with her security guy who gave me updates. I asked but she denied. I have mentioned I don't have any problem with what she has done during the breakup as i believe it is payback for what i did.

During the breakup, we were still in contact and she mentioned not wanting to get involved with anyone as she was emotionally stressed and needed the time to heal. Well, I knew I wanted her back so I kept on trying.

Well, long story short. We are back together but she still sees the guy and still denies it. I asked her to move in with me for some time and she agreed. She agreed for us to get back together on the condition that she would leave if she notices any foul play, like me talking to girls and all.

However, here is my plight:

It's been a week plus since we got back. She doesn't put in much effort, doesn't call or text, and if I decide not to call or text (match her energy) she fumes and threatens to leave.

>>> I understand it's been just 1 week and she needs time to rekindle whatever we had so taking it slow and being patient. However, I sometimes feel I am getting breadcrumbs (little attention just to keep me as an option ).

>>> She cries whenever she comes to my place as she says it reminds her of all the hurt and the wrongs I did (bringing girls to the house, getting gifts from other girls and stuff)and she still finds it difficult to get past the hurt and trust me again. (So I

[quote author=Kollins11 post=113605636]The day I will beg a woman for sex.. My Ancestors will come out from their graves, surround me and flog me with a naked copper wire.

What are men turning into? Don't you know you're reducing your self worth by begging and persuading your wife for sex... Please stop Simping in marriage.

If your wife no wan give you good sex... Go out and get one beautiful lady with fresh, soft and tight kpekus who would fvck the living demon out of your destiny.. Infact she would moan so loud that Jesus will come knocking at your door saying "My son please take it easy with her.. Don't kill someone only daughter"

There are many girls out there who would give it to you exactly how you want it. Shey na missionary style, wheelbarrow style, doggystyle, aeroplane style, stand-lifting style, snake in the monkey shadow style,.. Just name it.

Don't beg that woman for sex again and if she's caught cheating on you.. Please don't hesitate to kick her out of your house


What brought Jesus to this now? That's pure blasphemy. If you offend man, men would plead for you. But if you offend God who will plead for you? Be careful please. As for the oops I feel lashing Oraimo cord on your neck.

I percieved you are one of these cool nice guys. You love her too much and you dive too deep!

I sense some elements of insecurity though; your options are limited because you lack enough means (money & swag). Make money, dress to impress and go on dates. Don't get fooled by the society and media, Ladies/women/girls/Virginarians are incapable of LOVE but DESIRE only!

Calm down, love yourself more and turn on your second option plan. You don't need to freak out or tell her it's over, let her shoot and bury herself.

Like parents do sound during child's delinquency stage. Relax like some pple here, experience will educate you well. Since you were sure of your instincts walk her up the aisle and continue enjoying your BJ and nipple twisting, why make a public stunt here?
"Irresponsible father"
"Money is not the problem "
I laugh in Russia-congo!

The clown didn't read it.

Ochyes:
Did you bother to read the write up before commenting?

Bold and sincere one from you OP.

Ochyes:
What are some examples of manipulation?

“No matter what happens, never lay your hands on a woman”

You've most definitely heard this statement a million times. It wouldn't have been a bad statement were it not for the first part that says “No Matter what”

Is this gender equality? Is this your definition of the word? Parents advise their daughters to be strong and not take shit from any man, which is okay, but on the other hand; boys are advised to take shit from women because that's what makes them real men. Are you kidding me?

This is why we're gradually raising boys who will end up getting abused by their partners and see nothing wrong with it.

The media keeps peddling garbage quotes like "the day you raise your hand on a woman is the day you cease to be a man" but a woman dosent cease to be a woman the day she hits a man.

Now, in case you haven't gotten it yet, this post isn't about promoting gender based violence; it's about teaching our guys that it's okay to defend yourself if she starts hitting, it's okay to shove her if she won't stop hitting you.

Some people will quickly jump in and say "why don't you be the man and walk away". Let me tell you something; the only way to take care of bullies is to stand up to them, if you walk away, they'll come back for you.

"No matter what happens, never hit a woman", Anyone peddling this statement is trying to excuse abuses on one side, anyone making such statement is trying to silence the other side from standing up for themselves.

I'll always remember the story of Amber heard and Johnny depp; that's a prime example of what happens when you let abuses from the female gender linger, all in the name of being a man.

I also recently remembered something about the case; it wasn't Johnny who came out first, it was Amber. That means, if she hadn't come out to falsely accuse him, johnny would have remained silent and kept suffering.

That's what will happen guys, if you allow an abusive partner to continue, it's not going to stop until you address it.

This dosent only have to be about relationships, tell yourself you're worth it, and that nobody, not even a girl has the right to hit you, and if she does, defend yourself.

Defend yourself! Defend yourself!! The law will always excuse self defense, I don't know why so many guys don't seem to understand this. If a man tries to attack a woman, she's advised to go for the weak points, use any weapon around her to inflict as much pain as possible (rightly so), but when a man is being attacked by a woman, he's advised to be the bigger person and walk away.

It's shown in movies a lot, a woman hits a man first, and as the man's about to hit back, the woman goes "you're not really going to hit a woman, are you?"

Scenes like that make guys feel it's okay to be hit by women but it's an abomination to hit back.

Another statement I hear from people trying to excuse shit like this is "you can't really compare a woman hitting a man to a man hitting a woman" oh really? That statement is the most archaic thing I've ever heard; no matter how ripped you are, if a 13yr old girl punches your nose, or your eyes, or your throat, you're going to go down! Gender has nothing to do with it. Guys feel physical pain too

Never ever excuse abuses from the female gender. Here's the thing about human beings;

If a baby is sucking it's mom's breast, there are times when the baby tries to be naughty (usually due to boredom as a result of it no longer being hungry) by biting on the nipple. Now here's the thing, when it bites her, it usually looks at her face to see her reaction, if the mom looks at the child sternly, the child will know better than to try it again, but if the mom ignores it, or even worse; smiles, the child will bite on the nipple next time—harder!

That's humans for you, give them an inch and they'll take a mile. It works for all genders but I'm being specific here.

Defend yourselves guys, never excuse abuses because you want to be a gentleman. When I say "don't excuse abuses", it doesn't only have to be physically, if the situation allows you to walk away, you can walk away and file a lawsuit, but if the situation dosent allow you to walk away, hit back

This post isn't encouraging guys to hit girls, it's encouraging guys to hit back (if there's no other choice).

If I have sons, my advice would be "boys, the day you become the aggressor and hit a woman first, you become a disgrace to the male gender and a sorry excuse for a man. But if she hits you first, defend yourself however you can"

If you're a guy and you were too lazy to read this, at least take this home; never ever lay your hands on a woman, but if she does first, make her no longer a threat.

If she's man enough to throw a punch, she should be man enough to receive one as well. Nobody has monopoly of madness.

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From your narrative, God had given you a good job and Satan will crown it with this guut wife.

Premium Tears brewing.

Trust me, we elders shall be here to console you while we sip palm wine from the calabash.

Ops, frankly i cringe reading through your narrative. Especially when you beat up your married younger brother in the presence of his pregnant wife and his child. In fact tears nearly role out of my eyes. He is an adult for goodness! Adults don't change but they are managed.

You have painted a negative life time pictures on the memory of your sister in-law and nephew, not only about yourself but of the whole family.

You are no better than your brother because you disobeyed your mother by choosing not to apologies to him. I must tell you this, you should also apologies to his wife and child also. Beg God for forgiveness and never thought of such anymore.

Hint: have you heard of siblings stabbing one to death during fights. Fight between adults are often bloody and deadly. That is why the governments of all countries criminalise it. Your brother had the ego inducement(humiliation before his dearest ones) to have did you blood if not your parents moral that still remains in him. Please go genuinely apologies fast!