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Rahkman:
This one na blood convenant

It is spelt COVENANT not CoNvenant

rottable:
The agreement is okay except for number 4, where it states that the landlord can enter your apartment at any time....... You are about to give away your privacy.

In Landlord/Tenancy Law, your Landlord has every right to inspect the house including ur toilets. But that must be agreed between u and him when it will be convenient for you, the tenant. That is why the clause there.....at all reasonable time it never say at any time as u quoted.

These people keep acting foolishly at all time.
Why do u arrest them?
Was the News Paper banned?
You should start from banning the News Paper.
Seal off their offices.
Then arrest anyone selling their paper.
Anything outside this procedure, oga officer, u are on illegal duty.

When you keep habouring criminals in Aso Rock. You use them to cause mayhem and return them to the villa for protection.
Soon they will start kidnapping you guys from that villa and be killing most of you.
Keep breeding monsters you can not tame.

PlayMaker14:
Says a pained old weakling.

Whaooooo.......I just noticed that I hv bn talking wt a kindergarten all along.
Oh my God...this is a mess. Was thinking u are grown not knowing u are just a minor.
Even ur picture looks like a crying pained minor.
Pls go back to ur cartoon

PlayMaker14:
My friend get lost....

Hahaha
This one pained you so much.
I can even feel the pain on each text you typed here.

Take heart

I tot Nwike said that they cannot operate anywhere in Rivers State?

PlayMaker14:
Thank Heavens you detect who you truly are.

We are not talking of one discovering himself. We are talking of someone detecting who the other person is.
Fo0ls find it difficult to grab context of discussion.
Well, not really ur fault.

How can someone steal foam and generator the same time.
Hw did he intend to successfully carry them wtout bn noticed.
All these guys, once they smoke, sniff or drink those nonsense they normally take, their brain will be telling them that all things are possible like a motivational speaker mesmerizing his gullible audience.

PlayMaker14:
Please shut up... I know what he meant by that adage.

We know what we are doing and I believe it's none of your business Mr mediator.

It's not difficult to detect a fo0l.

PlayMaker14:
Oloriburuku entrepreneur...


Stay strong Mr Thief nor dey thief Thief.

Why are u beefing the OP.
He used a very popular modern adage to imply that a conman cannot outsmart a very smart person.
Why are u bn to personal in this or is the thief related to you.

Well, if u had for once gathered money, invest it and employ people to work for u, I believe you would've appreciated this piece of information than picking up on him.

Meanwhile, he advised U to go and watch cartoon.

This woman had a plan of what to do for her ppl even before coming out to vie for that office.
She's not an accidental discharge like most politicians we have now.

cayorday89:
Have you worked in a filing station before to know all these or experience gathered overtime from yourself and other people..

I don't think that this question is necessary. The most important thing is that an information has bn passed and the information is to protect you.
Thanks.

Wickedfacts:
"Only 1"
As if that single one doesn't matter.

Useless people.
Did u read in the other news where they said that they are ready to lose the abducted Greebfield University Students as they are going to bombard the bandits hideout?

They refused to learn from America that had to send their SEAL all the way from the US to rescue just one American that was kidnapped.

pocohantas:
I have been hearing of this scenario that plays out in fuel stations, but I didn’t know my day is coming.

This is the trick

Have you at any point pulled over at a petrol station to buy fuel, only to notice that your gauge does not reflect the quantity of fuel you bought? But if you think you haven’t, observe very closely —you may have fallen for the tricks fueling station sales attendants use to cheat. Most Nigerian drivers have at one time or the other been ripped off.

It’s advisable to always pay keen attention to the pump meter when buying fuel. Normally the meter must be set to zero when the pump starts but some attendants take advantage of your lack of attention to start from the point where the last sale was made. If you can, get down from your car and stand close to the meter to watch. Below are a few ways you can prevent yourself from been ripped off:

1.) Recall Or TIM/CAL Button

Some people may not know this, on the fuel dispenser there is usually a button labelled ‘Recall, TIM/CAL’ or any other label, depending on the machine. The essence of the button is to enable the attendant to see the past sales.
If you want to see your last ten sales, you just press Recall, then the number you want to see etc, depending on the number you want, and it shows you the amount. Beyond seeing past sales,petrol attendants use it to cheat and make money from the customers.

2.) Fake Hanging Of The Nozzle

Almost every petrol consumer knows that when the nozzle is hanging on the dispensing machine, the readings revert to zero. Thus the fuel attendants have also found a way to manipulate it to make some money for their pockets. What they do is that they gently hang the nozzle, such that it won’t click to rub off the old sales and revert to zero, so,they fake hang the nozzle,while the dispenser is still running, so if a new customer comes, they simply continue from where they stopped from the previous customer. This trick is used a lot during fuel scarcity, or when customers are in a hurry to buy fuel. This trick is also easier for the fuel attendant if the last sale was in a small quantity.

3.) The Okada Or Keke Napep Advantage

Most times, commercial motorcycles and Tricycles popularly know in Nigeria as Okada and Keke Napep tends to buy petrol in small quantities, for example like 2 or 3 litres of fuel. After dispensing fuel to the Okada/Keke Napep, if the next buyer intends to buy fuel in his vehicle or Jerry can, the fuel attendant will use the Okada/Keke Napep advantage, because of the small quantity sold previously and continue to dispense fuel into the vehicles’ tank without clearing the previous sale.

4.) The Fill Up Your Tank System

Filling up the tank may be another way to lose money and fuel, because when the pump clicks off automatically, no additional fuel enters the tank. “Instead, fuel is likely being diverted through the pump’s vapour recovery system and back into the station’s tank, which means you are paying for petrol that you are not getting.

More importantly, the vehicle needs space in its tank for fuel vapours to expand. Overfilling can force gas into the car’s carbon filter, leading to poor performance, reduced mileage or costly repairs. So, the next time you want to buy fuel, don’t top off your tank, it’s good for your car and even better for your wallet.

5.) The Faulty Meter

Some petrol pumps have rigged meters that start ticking even before petrol starts to flow from the hose. Have you ever gone to a filling station to buy fuel and it takes lesser time to fill your tank, compared to other places? This is as a result of the meters that have been tampered with, the attendant will make you believe the particular fuel dispenser is faster or slower than normal, depending on how the meters were manipulated.

Nigeria’s petroleum regulator, Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) has been saddled with the responsibility of regulating, monitoring and enforcing the laws in the sector, used the Seraphin Can to expose filling stations involved in the nefarious act in Lagos recently.

The ten-liter Seraphin Can is used by the DPR to ascertain the exact dispensing meter measurement of filling stations. When filled to the level of ten liters, dispensing meters that have been adjusted will show above ten liters on the display board. When this occurs, the filling station is shut by DPR officials.

6.) Using Unnecessarily Longer Dispenser Pipe

Pumps save on a lot of petrol when they use long pipes. A perfectly good meter will show that a certain amount of petrol has been pumped out, but that amount hasn’t reached your tank — some of it is still in the pipe, and it goes back into the pump. Through the day, the number of litres that stations save can be enormous, making the attendant accumulate surplus cash from undispensed fuel.

7.) Getting Friendly, Distract And Cheat

How many times have you visited the filling station and you notice that the fuel attendant is trying to chat you up. If he is not talking about the government, religion or politics, he is most likely to dive into football, especially if he noticed you are a fan of a particular club. The trick is to make you get very comfortable, argue with him and take your eyes off the fuel meter. Sometimes the attendant can even get his colleague to distract you, so he can focus on fuel pump to cheat you.

8.) Pretend Not To Hear You, Fake Ignorance, Smile And Apologize

This is another trick used by fuel attendants, when you request to fill up your car or Jerry can for a particular amount, for example ₦4,000, the attendant will sell only ₦1,000 worth of fuel, when you ask him why he didn’t fill up for ₦4,000, the attendant will apologize and smile innocently and say that he/she heard you say you wanted to buy ₦1,000 worth of fuel, and thus pretend to continue filling the remaining ₦3,000, by pretending to reset the meter and fill up your ₦4,000 worth of petrol and so you pay ₦4,000. But the attendant just cheated you, and this is how…

He did not reset the meter to ₦0.00 , he continued from the ₦1,000 point till he got to ₦3,000, so in reality you only get the petrol worth ₦3,000, but pay ₦4,000.

9.) Intervening The Dispenser Nozzle

It is generally found that the pump attendants keep their fingers tight on the nozzle and interrupt the flow of fuel manually. In this way, the required amount of fuel gets short. With these type of tricks, the pump staff saves probably litres of fuel in a single day that accumulates to his personal surplus profit for the day.

10.) Fuel Adulteration

The simplest and the most effective way of cheating used by almost all the petrol pumps is the adulteration of fuel. Usually, the dealers chemically adulterate the petrol by adding Naphtha, which is a byproduct and is as dense as petrol. It does not leave residue and is cheaper than its counterpart.

11.) Two Sides Of Price Indicators

In this particular trick, manipulation is done by pump attendants who normally strike when motorists are preoccupied with other thoughts. Most times, pump attendants are so daring. Motorists should be more careful with pumps that have two sides of price indicators—back and forth screen, displaying amount of money dispensed.

For several reasons, some of which are technical, each side of the screen could show a different price. For example, ₦5,000 and the other screen could display about ₦4,000.

If you requested to buy fuel worth ₦5,000 and then a buyer from other side of the pump is also buying ₦5,000 worth of fuel, if you are not watching close enough, a crafty attendant can dispense fuel worth ₦4,,000 and point to the other side pump, hoodwinking you into believing that he/she has dispensed the amount you required, meanwhile you have lost ₦1,000 as the price indicator was for the other pump.

With the knowledge of these tricks above, you can never be cheated by fuel attendant and you will buy your money’s worth of fuel. Please leave a comment if you have also observed other new tricks for the benefit of everyone. Drive Safe!

Who is watching Arise News Channel this morning.
Come see how Ambode George is dissecting Bola Tinibu

Tinibu's shame dey catch me.
I pity that man

BluntCrazeMan:
That's Immature Politics

That's the kind of politics we have bn playing in this country.

BluntCrazeMan:
For those that would be saying that Hackers would hack the servers and change the results,,, I want to know why those hackers have not hacked the Banks servers all these while, or you think those hackers don't need money?
That means, it is only the votes (and maybe perhaps, only the Election Results) that they are interested in?? (as if it concerns them sef)
....

Why the hackers have not bn able to hack bank servers is that Bank manager and the ICT head will not easily divulge the secret details to those criminal hackers. They know that the consequences will be dire.

Our politicians will be ever ready to give out such vital info so long as it will make their party to win,
They will bribe the Judges that will sit upon the case.
They will defend the hacker or better still, kill him once the job is done successfully to close all the traces.

Mynd44:
The do not receive constituency allowance. It never goes into their account, the ministry of works pays it to the contractors.

Their job is to suggest projects and contractors. Even the awarding of such contracts is dependent on the approval of the ministry

That is how it was meant to be.
Is it like that in reality?

Unknown Gun Men=Bandits
Ungunned Known Men=Politicians

These two group of men are very dangerous.
Most times, they work hand in hand and they know themselves.

lagusboyyy:
Another opportunity to divert the attention of youths from happenings in the country.

I just hope those without connection and link dont apply,because its waste of time and resources.

Na man wey know man get hope.

They already know those that will participate in the next 10 editions.

Only people that don't know what they want in life do get easily distracted.
Moreover, what you are not interested in can not easily get u distracted.
Your distractions will come from what you mostly crave for.
So get focus on that thing that will help u achieve ur goal and forget side distractions.

Meanwhile, I have bn wondering on what those that say that this show is a distraction have bn focusing before now

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I don't think standard firms, put their salary on letter of invitation.
That part should be on the appointment letter.

Getting ready for the great Exodus.

IYKYK

360degreess:
I pity people that always believe what this man says..He is fighting because of his own personal interest.Ever since Buhari denied him the position of minister justice, that was where all these attacks against Buhari's government started..

Oga, is what the man saying true or not. forget whether he is saying it out of anger/malice or not. Let's learn to accept the truth no matter where it is coming from.

Cpossibility:
That job was meant for the least class of people in the country. From the English composure you just wrote, you don't belong to that class.

What is so fantastic about the grammar?
I can still show u more than four errors in that single compound sentence.
You are assessing someone's grammar based on one line of sentence.
Even ur own sentence has an error.

Useless country wt useless DSS.
They keep lying everyday just to discredit IPOB and ESN.

Hw can an intelligent report like dis be made open if actually there was a thing like dat.
The best way is to gather heavily armed forces to intercept and recover the arms.
This is why we can't believe the DSS scam story.

You can only make public such an intelligence report where you suspect that some men want to attack a particular place.
You make it public to warn the masses.
But in the case of the above, you don't. It's better to capture both the arms and the owners. This will help for better investigations.
And when these low brain DSS are making this kind of allegation, they believe in the shallow mind that people will buy this kind of cheap lie.

Only those that can't afford truth are the ones buying this kind of cheap lie.
We know them.

Please can we solve this SEQUENCE.

EyezofGod120:
,,,lols,,have said it earlier your mumu dey flying colour,, upon the whole epistle you wrote,na nonsense dey there,, although u never comot from 9ja and see how things works outside,, I no blame your ass

I heard you just came in from the tour u went to visit the western countries.
See illiterate mofo that has never gone beyond his village is claiming knowing what is happening outside the country.
Well, Mr. Western countries, we are talking of how things work here and not how they work outside.
You are arguing like a fool.

Meanwhile, in that western countries u are talking about, you can;t go to bank as a NOK and expect to get all u want without valid required documents.
So shove your illiterate mentality into ur stinking ass.

EyezofGod120:
,,lols if na your papa die during that show maybe u go dey here dey talk rubbish,,, ur mumu dey flying colour

Well, my father can never die in this kind of situation cos he is well educated and he is also wise
Secondly, I am well educated and also very wise.
We know the right thing to ask of and the time and the way to ask for it.

I feel bad that this man died.
I also beliv that ignorance made them to allow the man to come and start making demand that they should have known that can not be possible to grant.
May be, they want to employ empathy or pity to get what they want

If actually the money the man was asking for was his, I don't think it would've taken time for him to have access to it.

You referred to me a mumu, but ur fo0lishness has no bounds. U are educated but knows nothing.
I heard fo0ls like u in the clip saying,
You people should sue the bank.
Bring his corpse inside for the to eat.
Stay there, you should not go out from the door.

These are foolish pieces of advice from fo0ls like u.
I beliv this may have bn money left behind by deceased relative. Probably his wife.
You don't just walk into any bank and demand for such money even if it is clear that you are the next of kin to the deceased.
There are procedures, NOK does not even mean that you will be handed over everything the person left behind.