₦airaland Forum

Otobong3374:
Look At This Shithole Talking As If He Has Manufactured Common Cutting Grass.

Given my knowledge as a physicist, I can create an automated lawn mower (grass cutter).

Ehmmah588:
We were more like brothers me,Lloyd and Tekena before the others came along..We suffer no be small but Tekena was our motivator and the most positive human being I've ever met....Even in our hungry moments,we never ever thought of cultism and crime ...If you see the crazy studio we recorded this song ehn,you go laff but we were happy...Guess who was the Nigerian music artist that was the studio boy then

2 face?

gistbite:
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Oyinbo, phillipines m people dey do 13-20 years care lol

Care visa is a bird in hand for most people here and if you are truly determined, you can volunteer for unpaid work in your preferred field and after 5 years, you pursue it fully.

If you are brave, do post study visa and hope your skills and experience will land you a Sponsored job.

Na better idea be this.

jum33:
5 years as a carer ok na , I am really interested in who go break this record without breaking his/her back .

People deh do am oh...

justwise:
I think peope have the right to be angry when they get insulted or attacked for doing care work, will i do care work? No! i have zero passion or interest for such job and i have no prob with anyone who chooses to do it as a career , but will i do it for sponsorship? Yes i will, its not as if its a job for life, its max 3yrs you get out and go for your main target, its just a brigde to get what you want.

5yrs to get ILR.

okeysoninv:
Reminder, I said here before the world war would start this year. Russia will nuke Ukraine and NATO join. They will also nuke some NATO countries n Russia too will be nuke, Germany, USA, Britain, France. when NATO joins the war . They will decimate Russia forces in black Sea fleet. Putin will go into hiding hiding , furious generals will look out for him .till they finally catch him and kill him. A general, will take over Russia president. ending the war with Ukraine, Thats end of part one world war 3. then get ready for two parts. when china invade Taiwan . hmmm
reminder again, I wrote here before the so called seize fire that in coming weeks the war would escalation. as we are witnessing here.

So Nato never join the war? What's USA, Germany and the rest doing supplying arms to Ukraine?

Martinez39s:
You are a wise guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRpV0GePYeM

Nice country song.

rottennaija:
WWIII would come if Russian tanks get to Kyiv says Crosetto

Cowards. Russian tanks will get to Kyiv and EU + Nato will do nothing.

Herbworks:
Hey guys
Been trying to upgrade myself thus the reason for my long absent from this thread. Well, truth is I’ve just relocated from Nigeria to the UK for my masters program and I’m still trying to get accustomed to the UK style of study.

Welcome to the UK. May the gods be with you. Say, whereabout in the UK are you in?

pansophist:
Waste him, please. I have no single empathy for people that make a living destroying others with addiction. If these dumb Nigerians knows the history of Asia concerning drugs, they would not dare smuggle drugs into these countries. There is a reason why their drug law is mostly the death penalty, and it traces back to when the British smuggled opium and destroyed their societies.

Take China for example, the British went to war with them and force drugs on them, stole Hong Kong, and addicted the masses to drugs. Back then, the way beggars populated Nigerian streets, drug addicts populated the streets of China, and it was a very lucrative business with all kinds of warlords and dealers.

Not after modern China was founded in 1949, Mao revolutionize the country and within three years, the drug addict problem was largely solved. Drug in Asia is a very serious issue, and they have a death penalty for their own citizen dealing with it, talk more of a Nigerian from far that is so dumb and don't know the history regarding drugs and Asian culture.

A foolish way to die.

The problem with Nigerians is that they refuse to read and enhance themselves. They refuse to do a simple research.

Those giving and she collecting should be prosecuted.

I have been buying sparkling water that cost about N2k

Acidosis:
Why haven't you been able to change them?? LOL.

You guys are funny. Even if CBN gives you 1,000 days to fix yourself up, your argument won't change. A year after they told Nigerians to get their BVN done, we saw the volume of complaints.

I'm not making excuses for Emefiele. I've always known him for incompetence but I would rather allow him carry on with that incompetence till the end of Bubu's tenure.

When the criminal was printing notes without mercy and sharing to his colleagues in the north, where were you and your useless drug lord?? The ma.d guy even encouraged Emefiele to print more Naira during COVID-19 and wasted no time in shutting down Nigerians who complain about forex. In his words "Nigerians don't spend dollars..."

It's less than 30 days to the general election and the ma.d man suddenly realised the need to love the masses.

The pain and suffer must go round. If you think the politicians will give a fvk about your scarcity by March 15th, immediately after the gubernatorial elections, then you're on a long thing.

No apologies whatsoever about my position on this matter.

I want to ask you one question, and I will tag the above to the answer, or you help me tag him.


If one goes to pay in the 30k into bank without withdrawing, won't the bank accept it and actually make provision for those who wants to deposit?

It is safe to say that one region and one tribe is the one hindering the progress of Nigeria and Nigerians.


After election, we will know the crook amongst us.

Na Nigerians deh do themselves. How can every Nigerian have the spirit of oppression? This is oppression and slavery in the highest order. Why would they say you signed a contract that will make you not work in that field for 3yrs did they pay your school fees? Baba take this to human rights, AMCON, anywhere.... And sue them for damages. What nonsense.

Acidosis:
Nigeria's most diligent presidential candidate. Yar'adua was ill to the point of being unable to attend his own rallies. Buhari nearly collapsed in Delta after touring less than 15 states with almost zero townhall meetings (Osinbajo, Fashola, and others held the rest on his behalf). Bulababa wants to kiss the microphone, dance Kiss Daniel's Buga for a few seconds, and then vanish.

PO exemplifies everything we should look for in a presidential candidate. I'm just blown away. At a moment like this, you won't find him dancing Buga and such si.lliness.

This campaign period has stressed Tinubu. He did not expect it to be this way.

Nigerians sef. This deadline was given in October. What were they waiting for? Abeg make cbn no fall for their pressure.

All these is near approximate. I dare you to fact check Tinubu.

franchasng:
Ogun state juju strong oh and una say Obasanjo na small boy




Anytime Tinubu goes to Ogun State, he opens can of worms hiding under Pa Buhari's boxers

before Tinubu there was Olusegun.

Wow, what a nincompoop in the person of Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Acidosis:
Through "4 years course, 4 years job"?

Clownish thief 🤡🤡🤡

Tinubu will just come out and say 'I will end Strikes', how is he going to end it, he did not say

Raalsalghul:
What's that statement again about women rather sharing a high value man than...😎

Hypergamy you mean?

tensazangetsu20:
Law. Can't marry a lawyer

A lawyer living in the UK.. 😂 😂

LordAdam16:
One thing I'd say is that I respect the hustle of the Madams of the movement.

Them von der Leyen, Sheryl Sandberg, and co. Steady cashing out using 50% of the population.

Blow smoke up the avg woman's a$$ with platitudes like "anything a man can do...", "motherhood is the most difficult job", "the patriarchy is the reason for all your problems...", "you can do and be whatever you want", "believe all women". And then these grown children will coerce their sons, brothers, and husbands to back gender equity for prestigious, high-paying jobs; rework family law to favor women, and many more clandestine moves.

Not to mention the opportunity to take their cut of the global cake through foundations, civil organizations, and these nice-sounding initiatives. We have UN Women; an agency entirely for women. Corporations, philanthropists, governments donate to these organizations and they cash out hand over fist.

It is a very lucrative racket. And no cap, I respect a good, legal, morally grey hustle.

Imagine being able to blame men for all your troubles, have men slave for your wants and needs, and still have men fall over themselves desiring to do more. You mean this is the line to sign off half my sh*t, well why is the line not moving, I need to sign ASAP and go back to my soul-crushing job to prove my mettle to her so she doesn't turn down my proposal and agree to get 50% off some richer dude's sh*t.

It's f*cking mental that they pulled that off without firing a single shot.

-Lord

Blimey

CoronaVirusRelo:
And also relocate 15 states in Nigeria to Mars!

Peter should know he cannot fool the brilliant and enlightened class.

If talk was cheap, I can still make better and feasible campaigns promises than the gibberish he is spewing.

He wants to repaint the moon and same time connect Nigeria to Pluto! I don’t blame him a bit, that’s what his illiterate support base want to hear.

Did Peter Obi say he will ever do these you wrote? He highlighted the problems of Nigeria in simple terms, and went ahead to provide the solution. Does your principal know the problem of Nigerians?

Anything to justify striking Russia.

Martinez39s:
Wetin we fit say about Ifeanyi?

. At least en collect en own.

Nigerians have one simple goal, point the camera at the spotlight, but these mathafackers still fail at it.

Chile, Brazil or Uruguay

Deeprooted:
After getting the job,he was posted to one northern state where he met the lady from the south west.

In less than 6 months, he told me someone wanted to say Hi to me when he called. I heard a lady's voice. He later introduced her to me as his fiancee.

Long story short. We went for wedding and all.

At the point of delivery which the doctor insisted on her having CS due to her medical condition, my brother insisted the wife will deliver via push. It was then the doctor made known to my brother " oga you're talking as if you're not aware of your wife's health"

Omo!!! Na there my brother come say he no Sabi ooo. It was discovered she's indeed SS. I asked my brother before we went for all the marriage rites of they're compatible health wise an he answered affirmative.


After the discovery, my brother left the wife in the hospital but my dad and I insisted he gets back to her till after everything.

It was when was after the successful surgery my brother told me that his wife brought the test result from another lab, reason being that he was busy when they were supposed to go for the test together.

My brother's mind is made up on divorce.

What will you advise my brother to do?

Damn.

cliqtips:
No, it's not.

If we want a sane society, this is the way to go.

Let's curb indecent dressings.

The Female gender are moving too fast with things and they do extra to get what they want.

Nah, that's not the way.