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Politics › Re: Maikanti Baru Responds To Ibe Kachikwu's Corruption Allegations by Reptyle(m): 2:01pm On Oct 09, 2017
ochardbaby:
Dem go dabaru everything,government magic.
Lol. Just say you don't understand the "long story" contained in the GMD's response. grin grin Which one be "dem go dabaru everything?" na wetin dem dabaru for there? cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Sister: Tagbo Umeike's Autopsy Out Monday, Davido Yet To Reach Out To My Family by Reptyle(m): 5:31pm On Oct 08, 2017
If the autopsy doesn't show anything untoward like poisoning and no witness can testify that the deceased was compelled by force to consume the alcohol that may have led to his demise, then I'm afraid neither Mr. Davido nor any member of his party has a case to answer.

At worst, we can all rail and rant about the display of sheer irresponsibility by Davido and all present (sadly including the deceased) not to understand the virtue of moderation.

The late fellow was not a minor and was definitely old enough to know right from wrong. He was marking his 35th birthday for crying out loud!!!

I don't blame Davido for not reaching out to the family yet. He must have received advise on the legal implication of such an action seeing that he has been directly accused of complicity in the death of the deceased.

Such a visit could be misconstrued by some as an admission of guilt on his part especially seeing how he is being trashed by sections of social media. When the legal process is complete and his name has been formally cleared, he can then reach out to the family.

I think the family should mourn their loss silently, bury their dead and get some closure rather than seeking who to blame.
Politics › Re: I Laugh At Hausas, Yorubas N Igbos Who Giggle Abt Fulani Army Cowardly Invasion by Reptyle(m): 2:19pm On Oct 05, 2017
FortifiedCity:
The most hypocritical President in the world, Buhari illegally sent his Fulani army to shoot and maim innocent and unarmed civilians in the SE just because they are demanding for self independence.

He has always shown his hatred just because he is low in thinking and can't stand on his own. You do not expect so much from a man with no conscience and human wisdom. So I will let that pass.

My issue is with those ones who are rejoicing that some people's right were trampled in broad daylight. The hausas, I really Pity them because the fulani has subdued them to the point where they have no power of their own. They are simply used to fulfill the wishes of the fulanis who originally are not Nigerians but are wanderers who settled here and somehow established themselves here. I pity them really. I think they are basically doing the bidding of their masters.

As for the Yorubas who rejoice at the army invasion, I will call them my second brothers because truly they are; brothers who rejoice at the pain of a brother, brothers who prefer alliance with the common enemy to defeat his brother, brothers who is in an imaginary battle for wealth with his brother, therefore he sees every oppression against his brother as an advantage for him to surpass him in wealth acquisition, brothers who would want to do something but are too timid to set the pace but when his brother intitates it,he sees it as an affront to him, therefore he wants his brother's idea subdued. What a brother.

As for the few Igbos who are rejoicing, they are simply wayward sons, prodigal sons whose father calls and prays that he gets wisdom. They are the judas but I Pray they do not commit suicide.

What goes around comes around. If you are happy that a blood sucker invaded your region and killed, raped and destroyed properties all in the name of silencing cries for self determination, remember that tomorrow, you may cry but there will be non to hear your cry because all those who would have stood for you, you watched them killed without speaking against it.

Karma is a .......................
Sadly, you lost me from the very first sentence.

Nigeria does not have a "fulani army". Nigeria has an Army with people from various ethnic group.
Politics › Re: FFK Gives 32 Reasons That Show President Buhari Has Been Replaced With A Double by Reptyle(m): 5:10pm On Oct 03, 2017
raymondFirstborn:
He wasn't cloned.Its a look alike.
Oh, its now a "look alike" and no longer a "clone"?

Seriously guys! C'mon! embarassed
Politics › Re: FFK Gives 32 Reasons That Show President Buhari Has Been Replaced With A Double by Reptyle(m): 3:52pm On Oct 03, 2017
magoo10:
The presidency should come out to debunk these information's and not just directing soldiers against those who have been giving this info.

Garba shehu should come and do his job these are very weighty allegations that have atom of possibility.

Asari dokubo made the same assertion in a video released today ,Nnamdi KANU also said same before the military invasion.
You really should pick your sources of information very carefully going forward.

These 3 men you mentioned have a long history for being delusional.

One of them, FFK, is even a confirmed drug abuser who had to be put away for a long time in the past. He may have gone back to his bad ways or even suffered permanent brain damage as a result of his extended period of drug abuse. He is a pseudo-intellectual who has a knack for writing very long and well structured essays that end up containing obfuscated facts, half truths and outright lies. No reasonable person takes this chump serious...trust me.

The other Asari Dokubo fellow, is a "wannabe revolutionary" who rode the coat tails of true revolutionaries and exploited the genuine struggle for the emancipation of the people of the Niger Delta, to feed fat and line his pocket. He and his ilk amassed stupendous wealth, enjoying the patronage of various governments. He thrives on hate speeches and enjoys mouthing off empty threats. There was a time when he used to be taken seriously but nowadays, reasonable people just view him as a comic relief in the otherwise macabre story of our daily existence as a nation.

Last but not the least, is our "modern day Moses"! Mr Nnamdi Kanu! A demagogue non pareil, blessed with the gift of gab and bluster. The man who promised to burn down the "zoo" and planned to invade Abuja with 2 million members of his organisation with the sole aim of "collecting" the head of President Buhari and bringing it back to his base. Well, you are alive and you know the rest of the story.

Now the fact that you consider FFK's usual drivel to be "weighty allegations" that deserve a response from the Presidency tells me you do not know any of these men very well. Like I said, no reasonable person takes them too seriously anymore (especially those first 2. Nnamdi Kanu I believe still has a chance to redeem himself by toeing more peaceful means of pushing his agenda)

Take a few minutes to google and read up on "Cloning". I trust that you will then see how foolish and uninformed all 3 men are to be making a claim and weaving a senseless conspiracy theory that PMB was cloned within the 3 months he was out of Nigeria.
Christianity Etc › Re: G.O Adeboye : A Huge Stain On Modern Christianity In Nigeria by Reptyle(m): 2:49pm On Oct 03, 2017
From the OP's narrative, it seems to me Pastor Adeboye only told this story to illustrate the evils of war having experienced one first hand.

Seems to me like the OP managed to read his own meanings into some of the pastor's statement based on his own biases.

A proverb in my village says that the man who uses the toilet without properly cleaning himself up afterwards will always wear a guilty expression anytime someone around him complains of a foul odour.
Politics › Re: Biafra: Abaribe Slams FG For Declaring IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu Terrorists by Reptyle(m): 3:43pm On Sep 29, 2017
Obaiyski:
http://dailypost.ng/2017/09/29/biafra-abaribe-attacks-nigerian-govt-declaring-ipob-nnamdi-kanu-terrorists/
What does the distinguished Senator mean by "You can never kill a fly with a sledge hammer"? Of course, you can kill a fly with a sledge hammer.

Matter of fact, there are situations where killing a mere fly with a sledge hammer becomes expedient.

In my opinion, this is one of them.

Killing a fly with a sledge hammer might not be an efficient method. But it is definitely effective.
Politics › Re: IPOB: Senators Query Enyinnaya Abaribe Over Nnamdi Kanu's Bail by Reptyle(m): 9:05am On Sep 27, 2017
dre11:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/ipob-senators-query-abaribe-over-kanu-s-bail.html
Well since a "Serving senator of Southeast origin" was listed as one of the bail guarantors, it is only normal for one of the senators from that region to step up and sign the bail bond.

But beyond that, they should have also kept him on a tight leash to ensure he did not breach his bail terms. Rather they tacitly or openly showed support for his activities until the FG decided to step in.
Travel › Re: I'm Not A Racist, It Was A Joke. British Airways Stewardess Responds(Photos) by Reptyle(m): 4:11pm On Sep 26, 2017
I feel for the girl. She's most likely going to lose her job because BA doesn't play with stuff like this.

This, yet again, is another lesson to people to be wary about what they document either in writing or video in this age of smart phones and live streaming.
Celebrities › Re: Peter, Paul And Jude Okoye Fight At Lawyer's Office (Video) by Reptyle(m): 11:30am On Sep 26, 2017
I wonder why they had to put this video out there because there is really nothing here that doesn't happen in other families...especially one that has several boys.

In my family for instance, my 4 senior brothers and I are always at each other's throats and we even mouth off worse insults and threats whenever we clash like this. But deep down, we still love and would kill to protect each other from external aggression when necessary. Its just a clash of egos brought about by the passing of our parents (just like this P Square brothers) and the feeling that we are all established men of our own who don't need each other for survival. (Ditto the P Square boys) So when one of us tries to speak, the others feel they should challenge what they consider an attempt to impose an opinion and before you know it, tempers flare and hurtful words are being thrown around. Sometimes it even degenerates to fisticuffs. But just try and touch one of us as an outsider and you will feel the unified rage and heat from all of us.

I wish I could advise these Psquare brothers to know that first of all, the issues they are having is very normal in a family of boys where both the patriarch and matriarch are no more. Secondly, there is no need putting their family issues out there to entertain the public. Keep family issues within the family. Resolve those you can and paper over those you can't. Above all, keep the differences within your generation and do not poison the minds of the children against each other.

In spite of the cold war between my brother's and I, we each rotate hosting ALL of our children at different times within the year. At that time, all of us send our children to the home of whoever is the designated host for that period so that the children get to know each other and don't share in the brickbats between us, the parents.

I pray PSquare is able to resolve whatever the issues are.
Celebrities › Re: Peter, Paul And Jude Okoye Fight At Lawyer's Office (Video) by Reptyle(m): 11:06am On Sep 26, 2017
brainpulse:
This is what a devilish woman can do to a once peaceful and loving home
Seriously? You know she is "devilish" because.... undecided
Politics › Re: Gov Excited As Leopard Spotted In Yankari After 2 Decades Of Extinct (photos) by Reptyle(m): 10:46pm On Sep 23, 2017
That's no tiger. Tigers have stripes.

That's a leopard or a jaguar.
Politics › Re: SUKUK Islamic Bond Is A Way To Islamize Nigeria Through Back Door –CAN by Reptyle(m): 1:57pm On Sep 20, 2017
olajay86:
http://www.titopeblog.com/2017/09/sukuk-bond-federal-government-planning.html

The Christian Association of Nigeria has strongly kicked against the floating of the SUKUK Islamic bond by the Federal Government.

It alleged that the move has further confirmed its fears that the government was planning to Islamise the country through the back door.

CAN, in a statement on Tuesday in Abuja by its General Secretary, Rev. Musa Asake, demanded the abrogation of the laws and framework behind the bond and threatened to seek legal redress if that was not done.

CAN said Nigeria was a secular state and the government was expected to be neutral on issues involving religion.

It said, “The Christian Association of Nigeria has been protesting against this aberration since the Osun State Government, under Governor Rafiu Aregbesola, embarked on this violation of the Constitution.

“Rather than stand in the defence of the constitution, it is disappointing to note that the Federal Government is pursuing what is an outright confirmation of an Islamisation agenda.

“The recent floating of Sukkuk Bond by the government is not only sectional but illegal and a violation of the Constitution. Every law that has been promulgated to back the Sukuk issuance and promote an Islamic banking system in Nigeria is ultra vires, illegal, null and void.”

“Therefore, the manipulations and scheming to smuggle the country into a full blown Islamic state should stop; these manipulations became apparent with the smuggling of Nigeria into the Organisation of Islamic Conference in 1986 by the Ibrahim Babangida military junta,” Asake said.

“The FG must dismantle all legal and institutional framework established to promote Islamic financing in Nigeria.

“We affirm that the territorial integrity of Nigeria is undermined through the issuance of Sukuk in the country. We hope that the government shall desist from its policies of unbridled religious sectionalism,” CAN said.

But the Federal Government in its reaction denied any plan to Islamicise country.

The Minister of Information and Culture, Lai Mohammed, said the financial initiative was borne out of the need to include people who were opposed to interest-yielding enterprises.

He said, “Sukuk is not an attempt to Islamise Nigeria in any form. On the contrary, it is an attempt at financial inclusiveness. The difference between Sukuk Bond and other bonds is that if you invest in Sukkuk bond, you earn no interest.

“So, the scheme appeals to many people who don’t believe that money should gather interest. They, however, engage in profit sharing in the sense that if the government makes a profit from the bond, they give the investor a part of it but if the government makes no profit, the investor is not entitled to anything.”a
This is the height of idiocy on the part of CAN.

I read through the article patiently hoping to see the part where CAN empirically shows how a purely finance based initiative will somehow turn out to be a tool for islamizing Nigeria. But as usual, all I saw was the usual sentimental nonsense that only appeals to the gullible and shallow minded Nigerian who is too lazy to research anything.

That's how they came the other time with the claim that the adoption of Islamic banking was a ploy to islamize Nigeria. Jaiz bank, established on Islamic banking principles, has been operating for some years now and being of great benefit to the economy. I don't think we are anywhere closer to becoming an Islamic country than we were before its establishment.

CAN and all of the other religious organisations should be cautioned against unduly heating up the polity
Politics › Re: Where Is Nnamdi Kanu? by Reptyle(m): 3:27pm On Sep 14, 2017
juszoe82:
That means you are sleeping. He was interviewed by journalist the on Tuesday where he was moving around showing them what soldiers did in his house/town.

The video is online and even yesterday he was with thousands of his followers in his town
Yeah I saw that video. That video where he told the journalists that he was watching through his window while his boys "bravely" took on a Nigerian Army APC with bottles, sticks and stones and prevented them from entering his father's homestead.

He was holed up in the safety of his room, close enough to see through his window how the soldiers allegedly gunned down some members of the Biafran Secret Services. But not once did it occur to him to come out and join in throwing bottles and stones at the soldiers as a way of living out his favorite, "Biafra or death!!!" slogan.

I wonder how long it will take for the people following this guy blindly that he lost the plot a long time ago.
Politics › Re: Biafra: Turkish Government Reacts To Alleged ‘invasion’ Of Nnamdi Kanu’s House B by Reptyle(m): 7:27pm On Sep 11, 2017
No be only "turkey diplomat"!

So the whole "Jewish Igbo" scope has fallen apart. It is now "Turkish diplomat that is the new scam.

I can't believe there are people actually falling for this crap.
Politics › Re: NBS In Statistical Deception On Recession - Dele Sobowale by Reptyle(m): 8:18am On Sep 11, 2017
cstr1000:
When Nigeria was in a recession, everybody felt it. You didn't need to be told.. And they also had no choice but to announce recession.
Now, they claim Nigeria is out of recession, but nothing has changed. How then do you expect the FG to be believed?.
Just because they said so?
Things did not go bad in one day. Similarly, things won't improve in one day. Besides, the positive growth is marginal and that's why they called for "cautious optimism".
Politics › Re: NBS In Statistical Deception On Recession - Dele Sobowale by Reptyle(m): 5:14pm On Sep 10, 2017
When this NBS declared that Nigeria was in a recession many months ago, there was no need for a long essay before the government bashing began.

Now the same NBS has declared that Nigeria is marginally out of corruption though it called for cautious optimism and now we are suddenly exposed to long essays from naysayers and critics of the government.

From the deluge of cynicism that greeted the announcement of the positive growth of the economy, I conclude that there are actually some people who prefer that the economy continues to record negative growth so they will have someting to bash the government about.

Talk about ctting one's nose to spite one's face.

Why are we like this?
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu: "Buhari Is Not In Nigeria, Man From Sudan Impersonating Him" by Reptyle(m): 10:27am On Sep 04, 2017
RisingSun1:
Lol at cowardly Afonja. So Ipob rally and peaceful call for referendum in the east is terrifying you in faraway Oshogbo ?
"Burn down Nigeria if I'm rearrested" is a peaceful call for referendum in the east?
Romance › Re: I Have Hatred Towards Girl After Love Making, Help by Reptyle(m): 11:05am On Sep 03, 2017
It is called an "anticlimax" and happens to most men. After sex, most women want to cuddle and still be intimate while most men just want to get up and go or sleep.

The way out of it is to build your relationship on friendship and not on lust. Learn to be intimate with your partner in other ways outside sex. That way, when you have sex, you will find you are more sensitive and unselfish towards her.

If all you are fixated on is sex, once you get that, there is no safety net and your feelings for her will plummet to the depths.

RETIREDMUMU:
Please help me nlander, this thing has been baffling me for a year now.

fast forward in 2016, i started having break ups due to the reason: once i have sex with girls i started having hatred towards them especially when the sex is constantly.

i thought at first maybe it a normal thing due to fact that i love taste random........

until this same occurrence happened yesterday on our first love making, toward me and my long term girl, this girl i love her like mad, am even planing future reference with her, i don't want to lose this same girl because of this hatred.embarassed
embarassed


i tried to discuss this with my friend, and fortunately this happen to some of them(having hatred after having sex)


i tried to Google for solutions but nothing useful found



i tried to do dating without sex but the thought still runs in my head,and i always want stable relationships for now. cry

just help me!!
Politics › Re: Fayose Absent At Buhari's Meeting With State Governors In Aso Rock by Reptyle(m): 9:17am On Aug 26, 2017
So Fayose ignored a summon by the President to attend a chieftaincy ceremony.

But he will be the first to cry blue murder if some decisions he fnds unfavorable were discussed at the meeting.

Issokay! Kontinu!
Politics › Re: The White House Was Once Attacked By Rats & Cockroaches; Not Only Aso Rock by Reptyle(m): 11:10am On Aug 23, 2017
I for one do not have any problem with President Buhari working from home for any reason and I do not think Aso Rock is immune from the universal scourge of intrusive rodents and other such vermin.

What creeps me out is the fact that such a statement actually emanated from an accredited statehouse source. That was too much information in my honest opinion.

It was enough to just say that the President's office is undergoing renovation and leave it at that rather than exposing Nigeria to this international ridicule.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Over 10,000,000 Million Biafrans Stormed Ekwuluobia, Anambra State by Reptyle(m): 8:18pm On Aug 20, 2017
My take is simple.

The governor needs to order the immediate demolition of that uncompleted highrise building in some of those pictures.

It is a disaster waiting to happen.
Politics › Re: Plans To Make Hate Speech Treasonable Is A Plot To Silence Opposition - Fayose by Reptyle(m): 3:09pm On Aug 19, 2017
With all all of the hate mongering rhetorics, songs and actions from various regions of the country, only an irresponsible government will fold it's arms and allow such to thrive.

Kudos to the government for this pronouncement and I hope it is passed into law soon.
Politics › Re: Charly Boy #OurMumuDonDo Suspends "Buhari Resume Or Resign" Protest by Reptyle(m): 10:57pm On Aug 16, 2017
babaolofin:
The first time I heard of Pro government protesters attacking anti government protesters was during GEJ. During the Oduah Gate scandal, Dino Melaye led Anti corruption network group in a protest rally, another pro government group came and attacked them, police also arrested Dino while his group was attacked. Dino is now a Senator I know he can never forget the incident. Later in the government, there was always pro government group attacking any anti government rally. It happened several times in Abuja, OPC held Lagos hostage for hours for Jonathan before election. They damaged so many things.

Also in London, at Chartham House, while the whole world was waiting for Buhari interview by International media organizations just before the 2015 presidential elections, a pro jonathan group carried out protest at the venue, they were later challenged by Pro Buhari group before security operatives intervened.
Are you paying mind to that silly kid trying to rewrite history?
Politics › Re: Charly Boy #OurMumuDonDo Suspends "Buhari Resume Or Resign" Protest by Reptyle(m): 10:54pm On Aug 16, 2017
Keballl:
Freaking fraudulent BMC member
Yeah....your father and I signed up the same day! cheesy

Idiot!
Politics › Re: Charly Boy #OurMumuDonDo Suspends "Buhari Resume Or Resign" Protest by Reptyle(m): 9:12pm On Aug 16, 2017
Keballl:
Counter protest at the same venue ? Stop been mischievous.
Google is your friend.
Politics › Re: Charly Boy #OurMumuDonDo Suspends "Buhari Resume Or Resign" Protest by Reptyle(m): 7:11pm On Aug 16, 2017
martin123:
Have you guys noticed of recent that anytime there is a protest in this country, there is always a counter group fighting the protesters?? this is the method of APC. they did it in Lekki Lagos when there was a protest against Toll collection. Let me ask, if there was a counter protest during Occupy (Ojota Protest) in 2012, do you think we would have succeeded in reducing the price of fuel when it was increased to N144? i must say here that under APC led government, the country is falling apart.
That isn't a new development. Protests and counter protests are as old as Nigeria.

The Ojota protest you spoke about had several counter protests across the country, especially in the south south part.

Stop trying to rewrite history.

https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/ethnic-divide-in-fuel-subsidy-removal-protests/91772.html
Food › Re: Nigerian Man Who Bought A Plastic Fish In London Cries Out (Video) by Reptyle(m): 10:17am On Aug 11, 2017
Nothing plastic or fake about that fish.

The texture probably changed as a result of long storage or perhaps that's just how the fish' texture is.

So much ignorance on the internet.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Mad At Me by Reptyle(m): 8:23am On Aug 09, 2017
rosy16:
Please, I need advice on what to do, I have known my boyfriend for 10months now, and we love each other, but his ex keeps on disturbing him and this makes me jealous.

So I decided to open a new facebook account with a different identity, I asked my boyfriend out to see if he will fall for it but he was sincere enough, I then decided to insult his ex through the new facebook account, but my boyfriend later found out I was the one who did all those things and now he said he doesn't want the relationship again that I have hurt him by tempting him and insulting his ex.

I have apologized to him but he is still adamant, am confused cos I love him with all my heart. Please what do I do?
You went too far in exercising your insecurities. If you do not change, you are a danger to yourself and whoever you are with.

If I were your boyfriend, I probably will react the exact same way he is reacting now.

If you are still interested in the relationship, I will suggest you court the understanding and support of that very ex girlfriend that you antagonized. Perhaps if you are able to get her to plead on your behalf, your boyfriend might listen.

Goodluck!
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele's Epic Response To A Fan Who Got Tired Of Jenifa's Diary by Reptyle(m): 12:18pm On Aug 04, 2017
I really wish there was a way of measuring and reviewing viewership over a period of time for programmes we have on TV, like it is done abroad.

That way, some of these producers will get to know when the ratings for their productions improve or reduce season on season.
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele's Epic Response To A Fan Who Got Tired Of Jenifa's Diary by Reptyle(m): 12:02pm On Aug 04, 2017
Pweezy:
The Scene One Boss was not in any frenzy mood as a fan opined that she stops airing fans favourite show- Jenifa's Diary.

Mrs Bello was quick to reply the fan as seen below.

Cc: lalasticlala
What is so "epic" about this thoughtless and rude response to someone who is obviously a loyal fan of the programmehuh

The guy was only stating his opinion and advising her to explore new areas.

A simple "Thank you. I am working on some new projects that will hit the screens soon" would have been an adequate response.

Nigeria is one of the few countries where consumers are taken for granted with no obvious backlash. Responses like this one have been the death of many TV shows in saner climes.
Politics › Re: 4 Policemen Dismissed For Stealing Jonathan’s TVs, Fridges, Ijaw Attires, Suits by Reptyle(m): 8:25pm On Aug 03, 2017
The inpunity shown by these officers in commiting this crime raises a lot of suspicion. Now seeing photos and the video of the damage to that house, I can't help but conclude that there is more to their action than meets the eye.

I mean, the house was stripped bare. Walls were broken; doors were pulled out from the wall; even the floors look like they were excavated in some places.

Those guys were after something more than electronics, clothes and furniture...and I think they may have found it.

This case need to be thoroughly investigated.

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