LilMissFavvy:
This criminal/blackmailer/yahooboy . If the car is not okay for you, return it, a bastarddd like him doesn't deserve a tear rubber car. . Such a disgusting shameless man, rants like an imbe*cile. I wonder who is sponsoring this Yahoo boy to blackmail Tonto.

Yinmu*****when tonto dike was dragging d last guy all over social media did you talk with such righteous fervor....2 mins man, he came from a poor family

This is giving it back to her as hard as he gives it to him and you are pained?

Opeyemic01:
People keep asking if he is a man He is a man FYI, if talking out loud is what clears his conscience, let him talk abeg. So many men have died in silence all in the name of trying to fit into the societal standard of not talking out loud because you are man.

Dont mind d bitter feminists littered on this thread.

In their play book it is right of the woman to be verbally assaultive and the men to humbly take it. I remember tonto dike calling d last guy a 2 mins man and his father being a poor man and a servant to obj. This one returns fire for fire , she has met her match

Opistorincos:



Domestic animal. Only a dog can do this. If it's not a dog, then, it's a roaming honey badger.

If its a dog, there will be visible marks of struggle. Look like a snake attempted to swallow it

VTJN:
Interesting

Please how can i get into any of these big4?

Do you mind sharing or help a brother? Thanks

https://home.kpmg/ng/en/home/careers/graduates.html

2.1, less than I think 25 or so

You dont need to know anyone to get in. Same for pwc

chatinent:


How do you advise him then if he is to marry...and start producing babies?

Lagos harbour people who earn below ₦50k monthly too who dress fine and live...at least...okay.

Depends on the industry. For a consultant in say a big4, he wont say much from that money. I have been there and I can tell you cutting too much corners to "save" will cost him his career in some industries.

Good thing is he can make 2-3x that amount in a few years if he invests in himself

Romanoff:
For one person.

This person is living a large life.

A family of two feeds on 50k per month conveniently.

His feeding bill is off the roof.

He needs to cut down on data and airtime usage.

He needs to get an inverter, with 250k, he can get one that will serve him well for a long period of time. I've used mine for over a year without servicing, I only replaced the water.

He needs to cut down on his hangout expenses.

If he's a commuter that goes from work to house, his fueling bill will reduce.

This expense isnt too much for someone in financial consulting. Its just ok. The only thing he needs to cut is perhaps housing. He needs to network, 30k a month isnt too much for that, it will serve him well in d future in his career

chatinent:


He lives a pennywise-man-foolish lifestyle. How can you be paying rents almost thrice your monthly net income?

Just look at the whole expenses listed there!

If I were earning ₦400k, I'd relocate to a flat where I can pay at maximum, ₦250k yearly (and that's because I want to have a family). A two bedroom flat is okay for a start.

I'd use my first monthly to pay it off, doing a little refurbishment too. I like to buy foodstuff in bulk so I am definitely going to spend up to ₦80k for it. If I don't have a freezer, I wouldn't bother buying goods that are too perishable. I would save for a freezer and a generator together.

I have to buy the major things so as to enable me begin to save. Sorry I didn't tell you, I don't save. I actually invest. I'd start up sth else with the saving..rather than leaving it lying adamant.

It's not a must to live a big boy life!

Look at the figures he uses to flex. To spend on top drink and woman!

So e no fit wash cloth or save up for a washing machine and drier?

Data for ₦10k? E should kuku send a CV to PornHub. Abi free WiFi no dey workplace?

Recharge card for ₦15k? Sure this uncle want to live long in this life? Even Elon Musk doesn't recharge ₦15k.

Cleaner ₦5k? En hand dey pain am? Why can't he marry and send this to his wife instead?


In fact, let me stop analysing. How old is his stupidity if I may ask?

Tell him to use the savings of ₦7800 to buy GO90 and Snipper and drink! He doesn't deserve to waste the oxygen others need. Better still, make una call Cele people to flog out the Aso-Rock demon in him.

It's nice to cloth your clothes according to your cloth size.

No go dey compete with people who depend on their family when your family depends on you!

Where do you want to see 250k flat in lagos? Except its ikorodu or badagry. 400k will just get by in this economy for a family or some single guys.

If you work in an industry where alot of emphasis is placed on carriage, dressing and knowledge e.g consultancy, thise expenses are quite valid except may be dstv of 9500

saphiere:
He is encouraging womanizing. That's what these people do when they have cash.
So your submission is that only men and 12years old know what these soldiers do?

You must be very dull mentally.


For your information, I've once dated a soldier. I've been to their barracks severally so I know what I am saying..

Such a bitter feminist. What did "men" di to you?

manatee

property123:
I am cool with this decision. That site manipulate FX rates. Someone wakes up and click on the site and tells me that is the rate he will work with. Majority of FX buyers or sellers are speculators waiting to reap massive IRO at the detriment of the overall good of the economy. The black market needs to be eliminated by any means.

How did not reach the conclusion they manipulate rates? If cbn suspects such, why not launch a transparent investigation? Penalising data aggregators same way buhari initially tried to stifle nbs for publishing worsening macro-economic data is not a solution to the problem.

This will create info asymmetry that will lead to greater profiteering. Moreso businesses need reliable data.

Mercychen:



I don't see any toxicity there. Only a normal daughter and mother who don't seem to agree on petty things situation. Which is common with most mum's.

My own mum will not even touch anything. As in she stopped touching any house work the moment our first born started handling some major chores in the house and when we behind came into the picture.

I remember I joined the cooking train when I was in pry 3. Just nine then and it didn't stop until I left home at 26 after we lost her.

My mom will touch house work? Na Oyinbo she be o. Lol.
The only thing she does is her laundry because she felt we can't do it well. But then we didn't see as a big deal because she has paid her dues by doing for us when we were much younger. So she deserves to be served in turn.

As for verbal abuse, all mothers are guilty. It's not perculiar to her mum alone. Mothers can abuuuuus?? But you learn to brush it off and don't take it personal.

exactly. I hear but havent seen a mother that will hate her own child while progressing. The issues she raised is the attitude of many Nigerian mothers, wanting to dominate and dictate for their children even when they are older. She just needs to learn to manage it.

If her mum truly hates her, she would her long poisoned you to death or destroyed your life in your vulnerable years. No parent will make such investment in a child over the years only to turn on them

ramatuoyiza:
How can you love a mother who never forgets nor forgive, always bring up things that has happened and forgotten

Have you considered she birth you, kept you safe and catered for you till became this blossoming woman a man wants to settle with? Pls learn to manage her. Assume she is your boss at the office and be diplomatic with her. I clearly appreciate your view of how you dont appreciate the ways she is handling things on this subject or respecting your opinion as an adult now, you just must manage her though.

An example of being diplomatic:

Mum: go and fill the gas?

Daughter: I will mum, just give me some time, I just came from work and I am very tired.

The catch is , it doesnt even mean you will do it. You are just managing her.Go to your room and sleep deeply till the next day. Before she wakes the next day, drop money for gas some (with a little extra) and off to work. Call her during the day from work and apologise for having the "intention" to get the gas but being were just too tired and forgot the previous day and could not wait to buy it that morning because you will be late for work. Let her know however that you dropped the cash with a little excess for the inconvenience cause.

Moreso, when coming from work, very often buy her something even if it's bread, shawarma e.t.c....from experience no mother can resist these treats. Even if you offended her the previous day, once you come in with these gifts, she will just be singing your praises.

BTW why will you want to be a second wife

Until the insecurity gets to the doors of aso rock, it will just be another irrelevant news. At least its in Abuja now and the government finally started talking about dealing with Bandits

Treasure17:
Ronaldo with three goals already and Messi with zero. Reason we were saying Messi should try another league to prove his dominance in football. I know my GOAT. The anointed one Cristiano Ronaldo.

mind you the french league us considered a less difficult league compare to the spanish and premier leagues. Actually comes last in the big 5 leagues

https://breakingthelines.com/statistical-analysis/the-statistical-ranking-of-europes-top-5-leagues/

OJEEMAH:
Maybe no 3 or even 4.........Lewandoski, Benzema, Mbappe & Haland are better than him interms of finishing

Haaland is not such a top finisher, the league and the team helps a lot. When he eventually moves next year , you will see it.

Truthissupreme:
Why mamabbqkills no dey ever dey this kind thread to defend

Abi shimgba no dey reach He/Her after buhari use the loan pay northern businessmen

When intellectual discussions are on fp, can never find it. That is the single most defining character of a zombie

StarryV:
My dear. We're pushing them gradually o. Have paid soko people except one. And they have messaged my contacts already. So I'll jump to the patient ones. I'll settle them before I come back to the impatient ones . The pressure don calm down small

Dont pay a dime to any app that sends unsolicited messages to your contacts. That is not to say I support defaulting on a loan but that response is a no-no

The division buhari has accentuated will live long after he has left office.

It's not worth it for them except ofcourse you decide walk into their office and offer yourself up for arrest .

Btw arent you bothered by the reputational damage these messages may cause you?

presidency:
We have observed that President Buhari’s concluding remarks at the meeting with South East Leaders during his one day visit to Imo State is being deliberately contorted and twisted out of context.

...

Watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oJ7ZpgcJLw

I am only interested in that his rumpled trousers. There is nothing the vegetable says that makes sense to me

MrOposter:
It's a bit lengthy pls bear with me



I posted this last month and I have done the dna test. The test turned out negative and that I'm not the father.

I don't know where to start from. I don't know what to do. A part of me what to drain her even till the last kobo I spent on the child and a part of me also want to let go (make dem sha carry their wahala dey go).

What do you guys reckon?

...chai!!! Six years of living a lie......
Never kwew I will come to say this : Fear women

Right from when you mentioned she was avoiding giving you the information to run the dna test, I suspected something was up. The evils women do, even the devil will is shocked.

For the sake of the child, let her go. Dragging with her could send a wrong signal to the child who has called you daddy all these years.

James4358:
Hello my nairaland family. I'll make this post short & precise... I buried my dad around april this year. Am the only available child, as my elder brother relocated abroad in january & has refused to make contact. I took a loan to sponsor my bro's trip abroad, & also took another loan from my bank to partly sponsor the burial as all the family burden rested on my shoulders.. Last month, my dad appeared in a dream telling me to hurry up in paying a vow he made in church of abt 50k before he died. I was warming up to pay the vow this month's ending as am stil servicing the loans i got from my bank. He appeared last week to remind me but yesterday night's own came with severe flocking. Am stil feeling the pains from the cain he used at my back & joints.. How do i contain him before month end when i'll be bouyant to pay the vow. Am afraid he may return with more beatings,. & am jst 30yrs old, & wouldnt want to have any part of my body deformed as a result . Your suggestions wil be greatly appreciated!

lol....youre a comedian. The man is dead, take youre mind off him and he will rest-in-peace. Keep thinking of him and you will keep imagining things.

Ibkhaleel01:
When you see the Southern governors, politicians, elders, elites, traditional rulers, cashivists, freedom fighters fighting for their private pockets & their hate doped retards on social media especially those from the Niger Delta talk about restructuring & resource control, you will think they genuinely love Nigeria & their region......
.

Lamentations of a zombie. So its the federal governemt under buhari that been prudent and transparent with the massive borrowings and other inflows.

With the way nigeria looks right now can any right thinking person argue that the trillions buhari has been collecting was well spent?

There is as at least the same (probably more) corruption in d centre as the states. Governors are more accountable to their people than a fg that can simply dismiss them as 5% or irrelevant agitations.

Let the state handle their resources and deal with the people than a distant fg clearly incompetent and equally corrupt

ElectronicMoney:


All it needs is for one serious Black swan event to happen and the price will come tumbling down.

If for instance the central banks of the US, UK and China launch their own digital currencies at the same time I can guarantee you that the price of Beeteecee will crash momentarily

When countries start launching their ecurrencies, BTC will be slated for burial because the big countries will not allow btc compete with their own favoured ecurrency. Btc is free from control of the big powers and is a favoured tool for money laundery. I dont see btc as having a very long term future

Axa masard or hygeia

Macphenson:
Buhari has achieved another feat.

What Buhari cannot destroy does not exist.

MANNERBBQGRILLS come and see something.

@dont waste your time trying to make the bolded see reason that his mentor is a failure. There is a good reason they are called zombies

OJEEMAH:
I have never known Madrid to be an average team.

I am talikng of national engagements. Puskas led an otherwise unknown hungary to silver in the 1954 world cup, same way modric led croatia in the last world cup.

OJEEMAH:
Maths & football?? Very ridiculous!

Puskas ahead of Maradona & Ronaldo Del Lima shows mathematical calculation is not applicable in football otherwise FIFA would have been using this same algorithm all these years.

Thank God he said its a statistics used in maths to represent how outstanding a particular event is.

When you consider puskas played for an average team unlike the others you have mentioned, you realise the report has its strong merits

Mikecold:
Does anyone notice bandits no longer do school kidnap they now go to houses

Baba are you not aware most schools in d regions are now closed. As bandits must chop na

Antoeni:
Buhari is The Only Person That Minds His Business in This Country. All He Does is to Sleep,Wake Up, Eat, Travel Abroad, & Expresses Shock!

Lifetime01:
Please forgive me, If I can help myself I won't be begging, my name is Anthony, am from edem Enugu State, Nsukka LGA. Am 29 years old. Have been suffering from tettraplegic spinal cord injury since 13 years now. Am only alive today because my mother never abandon me, She look after me since my accident happen but now life in general is now too hard for us. My mother is very aged and she has diabetes. Also my hands is partially affected as result of injure to the spine and because of that I cannot earn living. My family have suffer to spend so much on us and is just me and my mother that live here in the village with no one else here to help us. Am also suffer from acute urinary tract infection due to my inability to be changing carrterther often and also because am unable to get good treatment and health care needs like adurltdiaper, supplements, suppozitry, drugs etc. We also finding it hard to feed. please am calling on well meaning Nigerians to please have mercy and please help us. Nothing is too small and any NGO that can accept my condition please. more detail:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm4V1Otlz58

Anthony
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You have no shame , stealing from a cripple Anthony!!!

Kobojunkie:
How is it abomination? No be the same papa dey teach you say wrong is wrong all or your life? Why is it wrong to correct him when he is wrong?

If my kids catch me misbehaving, I hope they too can set me right so I don't end up a fool.

If I get your statement right, you hope your kids also beat you up whenever you are wrong? I can say amen for you sha