IpobAntidote:
Attention seeking loser Renomonkey

This idiotic loud mouth monkey just spew all sorts of rubbish on daily basis. He gets away with it simply because he knows that his audience are some of the dumbest low IQ super shallow humans on planet Earth.
You have to know that you are preaching to some brainwashed mumus to even have the effrontery and audacity to post such garbage.
With shallow mumus like these, you wonder why the country is still in the infant stage.

Buhari is badluck....deal with it

Nigeria has experienced recession only twice in peace time in its entire history (you dont get any credits for guessing who the president is in both instances)

ShalewaT:

I have submitted and have a date for Thursday, but he said I can still pay 220 pounds to get priority as long as I haven't done the biometrics

Would payment priority be made at the Tls center or is it done online?

bollarcash:


I hope this is not coming too late, IMO don’t do standard application in ikeja… some that did bio 20th are yet to be moved to VAC, i did 22nd still at DMC.
If possible try other centers

Wow

LuchiBianca:
Dates usually don't show up during the day. Don't know why. Wait and try at midnight. They usually free up dates at midnight

Thanks......the hussle is real I guess

Pls I am having issue booking biometrics on TLS (Ikeja). Dates are shown but cant be selected successfully.

Pls what could be the issue and how can i get pass this

alphabbey1:
kindly update the person also that renmoney and motionyield only give loans to salary earners. And those ones will not stress themselves in massaging ur contact if you default, they will patiently wait for money to drop into your account.... Only way to escape renmoney is if you travel out. As far as u're in this country, they will squeeze there money out of u

yeah, that's true. Better than the ones that go out to tarnish peoples reputation though

the money used to pay the BMC crew has to come from somewhere. Except you dont want the likes of , tinubuadvocate, nlpolicewoman and co to be paid their stipend

ChiomaCa:


I'm not a Prostitue. I said above that we are both religious. Even he's more than I do.

Since you are both religious, he should open up formally to the elders in church and start counselling. I doubt hidden repentance will work. He probably picked it up as an addition being away from you from a long time. It's may not be about you not being good enough, he is likely lost in his addiction.

It's an addition madam, he is likely to relapse again except you take drastic action that will shame him and force him to pursue genuine revovery

Shetemi12:
VOTE FOR TINUBU

BAT2023

rule18

Babastrong:
OP, May God favour your decision.
as per me, i don't usually complain of hard circumstances. I make use of them. Infact the current situation of nigeria is a blessing if you know what you are doing.
This is analysis of how i made my over 1million last year.
i cultivated 10acres of maize and soya beans(mix planting).
after harveting, i was able to get this:
35bags of maize, 12bags of soyabeans(it was late before i planted it, it would've yielded more).
income on the output.
maize= 35x#30000= #1,050000.
soyabeans 12x#50000= 600,000.
total income= #1650000.
total expenses=#275000. Including ploughing each acre@7000. Herbicides and labourers.
the profit made=#1375000.
i don't quit this business soon.
MAY GOD BLESS OUR HUSTLE.

We hear you...and prices of locally produce food items have trippled in some cases. Abeg leave that matter and just keep praying that kidnappers and herdsmen dont meet you in that farm

dollytino4real:
ok thanks

You can get microfinance for as low as 2.5% as month. Try renmoney or motionyield

FreeStuffsNG:

I see the transformation from the airport to the railway station to even salaries that now get paid regularly since 2015.
If you focus on the same problems your ilks are throwing up because of hate,it's your choice.

However, you will still lose las las. You always lose because you have never weaned yourself of hatred and bigotry.
Nothing built on hatred and bigotry will last.

Buhari holds the exclusive record of taking the country into recession 2 times , preceding of some of the worst economic, social and security decline since independence. No amount of whitewashing will change that

FreeStuffsNG:

You refer to Nigerians who will rather steal and share the money being used to build infrastructure and fund the armed forces. You refer to Nigerians who will rather have a President who will owe salaries for several months while the citizens suffer the twin miseries of bomb blast and fuel scarcity even on Independence day, Christmas and New Year!
Thank God the PMB for rescuing Nigeria. We are not yet an Eldorado and that's why an Asiwaju Tinubu is the most capable and competent to lead Nigeria to even greater heights than were PMB took it from the retrogression of the locust years of those you will rather prefer to kill Nigeria?

My appeal goes to patriotic Nigerians to please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu. He is not a bigot and he has a large heart.
Asiwaju Tinubu is an experienced public administrator and a Patriot . Asiwaju Tinubu is the best man for the job.
God bless Nigeria forever

@ d bolded - you're a very deluded fellow.

Even buhari himself when question about the results of his poor performance on channelstv had nothing reasonable to say.

All what this country has suffered in buhari's hand, Tinubu is complicit and that is already drawing a lot of negativity towards his candidacy.

If you like keep celebrating buhari as the best thing after bread and butter, that horse has long bolted

FreeStuffsNG:

Hahaha....You said more than that for PMB. You are wasting your time if your political strategy for winning election is peddling lies, falsehoods and promoting hatred and bigotry instead of promoting your own candidate.
On the mandate of Asiwaju Tinubu I stand.
Asiwaju Tinubu is an experienced public administrator and a Patriot . Asiwaju Tinubu is extremely capable and competent to lead Nigeria to greater heights.
God bless Nigeria forever.

The good thing about buhari, he has taught nigerians d hard lesson dat dey cannot afford to have some kind of people in power. Tinubu will benefit greatly from dat lesson.

FreeStuffsNG:
The man, Dr. Adesina, is a PDP man,it is mischievous to promote him in such manner. But I agree completely that Asiwaju Tinubu will do great wonders when elected as Nigeria's President.
Btw yioyewon l'ola.

Please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
Asiwaju Tinubu is extremely capable and competent to lead Nigeria to greater heights.
May God bless Nigeria forever.

Tinubu is wasting his time, dont let him waste your time too

dollytino4real:
na una dey make dis tin difficult 4 we legit people suffer! am really in need of money to do my petty business

Dont make the mistake of using these kind of high-interest short term loan for business. It will most likely end in tears

omoajiri:
Greetings all.
Please I need guide on the appropriate amount needed for POF for a family of 6.
Balance on school fee is £14,000 and the school is within London.
Thanks as I await your meaningful contributions.

This is a big project o.

If the fund is an issue, you may apply to schools outside London. POF for your dependants is 680GBP per month (against 845GBP per month in London).

one of the few things still good about Nigeria...go super eagles!!!

QueTeddy:


Is it funny to you?


Say he did support Buhari, you think he hasn't moved on? Or the fact that he is a farmer with almost nothing isn't enough to bring sympathy?

No sympathy to give. One region condemned the whole country to 8 years of darkness for selfish reasons. They are being taught a lesson that will help them make a better choice next time. We are also bearing the consequences of buhari's incompetence hence.

Lanretoye:
I just hope they don't kidnap someone when he returns.

That one will be asked to 200k. When the rest of the country was complaining and demanding that the government be more accountable, they were doing the opposite. It's every man for himself now...

spoke like a true zombie... behold your mentor

cutelekush01:



@Resurgent2016 you are on point and I agree with your opinion. Glad that you agree with justwise opinion, Do you disagree with all Stenon view? I am just saying anyways. She’s got some point even though She knows what’s right and the needs to protect the image of this platform.

I think I also share stenon's view that these authorities/agency have a good idea of what is going and to an extent let it slip. That being said I also feel justwise is right in insisted that these "breaking of the rule" be kept off the platform. It serves no ones interest in the long run. No responsible country will sit idly while others openly discuss hw to circumvent their laws.

I recall my wife getting scholarship to study in a particular European country and when she was done she asked the programme manager in charge of the scholarship to schedule her return flight, they were quite surprised because their impression is Nigerians will not return after the programme. But, guess what - this programme has a policy that applicants must return to their country to develop it for at least 2 years (most scholarships also have similar conditions attached explicitly or stated in the scholarship goals). The school knows they dont return, the scholarship managers know too, the government of the country also knows but somehow they let it slip. Nigerians keep topping the list of beneficiaries from africa every year notwitstanding.

Same thing with the motivation letters for admission we write. Many claim to have the intent to come back and develop the country even when they know it's an emigration plan (the school/scholarship board isnt fooled either). They let it slip. If tomorrow though you are openly discussing how the school/scholarship fails to ensure that candidate study goals are credible, the school/scholarship managers may be compelled to make changes that address it. Not because this is just coming to their knowledge, rather its because they have their system openly being derided and need to protect the integrity of the system.

@justwise @stenon

I think I can appreciate where both of you are coming from.

In my own view the UK is well aware that to a large extent applicants from Africa may be using "arranged funds" . Less than 1% of Ngr have N500k or more in their acct ( https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/10/just-in-99-4-of-bank-accounts-contain-less-than-n500000-ndic/ ). Move the scale to 4-5m required for typical pof and you can easily tell its a major problem. The story isnt peculiar to Ngr, across sub saharan africa there is deeply entrenched poverty that is driving this migration. I honestly dont think the UK authorities are not ware of this. Same way they give scholarships with a condition that students return home to their country to develop it (but we know how that goes)

That being said though, I think the onus is on those asking the question to be smart about it. If your pof gets depleted, you really dont need to notify us that it is an "arranged fund" knowing this is clearly against the rule. You can state your issue without mentioning irrelevant details that will only serve to possibly implicate you or cause issues for others after you. Its simply "dont ask dont tell"

I recall when Nigeria was put on the "quarantine-in-a-hotel list" and some people here started discussing how to bypass it openly. Within a few days, they entirely stopped visa processing for many applicants. I am not necessarily drawing a connection, but we cannt dismiss that these illegalities discussed openly also filter to them and make life more difficult for others, because no responsible country wants its rules being made a public joke of.

You can do it in private and they let it slip, but once it become a public issue, they are driven to take action and that is where I quite agree with justwise.

sweetoma:
Please guys how much is TB test in naira I’m getting conflicting rates. I thought it was N57,800 ? I’m seeing 150USD on the UK gov website. Same with the visa and IHS fees. I’m seeing it in pounds on the site and when I go by the dollar rate or naira equivalent it’s different so I’m quite confused. For example when I calculate in pounds IHS and visa fee for family of 3 is about 3.4m while in dollars it is 3.1m is this accurate ? Also TB test for family of 3 including a child is about N204k is this also accurate ?

Is 57k. Cost lower for kids below a certain age though. Cant remember the age now

elenengine:
It's better for her to school while me I can do full time hustle.

Your chances of keeping your visa doesnt look good based on what I read online.

Your best route from what I have read is getting a job with an employer willing to sponsor you. Others will probably involve drawn-out and expensive legal services with possibly high chances of failure.

Then again why not just accommodate each other? Since you are the primary sponsor even though she is the one with the visa, each party has something to gain.

https://www.davidsonmorris.com/visa-after-divorce/

gloryhouse1:
Complements everyone!
I need help...
I applied to 3 schools for Msc - May intake.
1. University of Chester- Application submitted November 30.
2. Coventry University- Application submitted December 17.
3. Northumbria University- Application submitted December 17.

Please note: these applications were submitted by one of the school's representatives and I received a confirmatory message from each of the schools with my login details given to me.

Please is too early for me to be expecting a feedback from any of the schools especially the one submitted November 30.

typically admission decisions can take between 4-6 weeks. No harm sending a followup email to the admissions office for all 3 though.

Seems the mods are on a mission to fan the gender war on nairaland....updating all kind of bf and gf issues

Datboredberry:


The breast, buttocks... They aren't a part of a woman's reproductive organs... So if you're being a morally upright assholẹ...by your judgement...there is no need for them to be covered up...

You've been socially conditioned to find them sexually appealing...

So fat men with large breasts, you would fuçk them if you've been given the opportunity to do so?

The difference between a man and a woman's breast... Size and purpose...

And most women don't have large breasts...

As for purpose, the only reason women have developed mammary glands... To feed your bastards...

Madam just put action where you mouth it - take his offer and upload a bare-chested pic...we would also do d same

kennykale:


The statement of account is an evidence of your financial state. So if you submitted that you have 20m and then they call to confirm it and the balance comes back as 200k because you have transferred the money out . Is that not a false representation of your financial state by the submitted statement of account?

I dont think they can check your acct balance. No bank will give out that info. The best they can do is ask for you to reprint your statement and then confirm the authenticity of it with the bank.

Others can confirm though.

But really, I will be shocked to know any bank will formally divulge a customers bank balance. If they want to confirm anything outside the days you presented on the statement, they will have to ask you to initiate the request.