₦airaland Forum

Islie:
https://dailypost.ng/2020/05/24/buharis-ministers-acting-like-they-own-ministries-apc-group/

Not forgetting the Humanitarian Services Minister could not define Imprest.

Damn disgrace.

nairapark:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/i-spent-eight-days-in-detention-because-my-husband-criticised-lai-mohammed-housewife/%3famp=1

we should remember that the OTOGE! Movement started as a result of Saraki family , domination and oppression of Kwara state political, security and economic machinery of which Lai Mohammed was a prominent leader and voice.

Trustme2:
Wait for this lockdown to pass. Don't risk it. Police go carry your money build houose

I give them N50,000 for such purposes so as to avoid stories.

PeacenLove2:
Those women go through a lot over there. You can only imagine. I sometimes wonder why they bother to give the women the opportunity when they won't let them exercise authority over them. I laughed at peoole who used to say Turai Yaradua had any powers then? Who born am? For North?

Northerners are sentimental people when it comes to politics with their born to rule mentality.

Babzrockman:
Nothing we no go see or hear from this APC govt

Most extremists Muslim preachers especially From the Northern Nigeria find it difficult to tolerate a woman in position of leadership let alone a successful one.

Dr. Isa Pantami is a perfect example of that description.

Conductor261:
Your mom?

2-0

MRSAWEDOFF:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/soldier-deserters-nabbed-for-killing-imo-undergraduate-over-n800000/%3famp=1

Rest in Peace brother.

Iam sure if they begged that young man for some money he will gladly give them.

naptu2:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-52774331

I had this song on a personal cassette and was the first song i listened to after prayers every morning back in the 1990s.

Rest in Peace Kante.

odogwu9:
Likely Endangered Species Monkeys Killed Today In My Village - Pictures

These monkeys were killed today by hunters in my village in Amaediaba,Nkpa, Bende LGA, Abia State. Looking at these monkeys it's quite clear these are endangered species but there are no endangered species when hungry hunters are on the prowl. The game is even a mother monkey and it's young one. I think it's a Marmosets Monkey.

Why are you people in your village be so heartless? Celebrating the murder of a fellow human being in animal form is bad. Na so una hungry reach for una village? Haba don Allah?

Obierika:
As a single guy in Nigeria who is about to select a wife the biggest mistake you could possibly make right now is to marry a lady who is either not working or is not earning any sort of income.

Do not ignore this warning if you plan to get married soon!

No English dictionary has been able to differentiate the meaning between complete and finished.

When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.' And , when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.'

Ndubuisipaul1:
The good girls are also single why because the most guys in this country are unemployed..

Beautiful!

Luckydubby7:
https://www.channelstv.com/2020/05/21/nigeria-is-heading-towards-recession-finance-minister/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

The worst finance minister Nigeria ever produced. Empty headed thief.

saintbillion:
Please Nairalanders What's The Name Of This Specie Of Bird

Went to a friend's house this morning and saw this pretty little white bird caught by one of his younger brother.

Was dumbfounded when he ask me the name of the bird as I've never seen a pure white bird in my entire life.

Please Landers any idea?

Its a foreign pigeon.

Leece:
My 50 Yrs Old Boss Shows A Lot Of Cleavage When We Meet, What Could She Want?

So I got this job around 2019 and I noticed from the very day I went for my interview, there was this woman who happened to be very lenient with me and cautioned others when they asked me tough question. All she did saved me from disgracing myself in front of 5 panelist. After the interview I waited till they closed just so i could say thank you.

When she came out around 7 pm she was more elegant and had this carriage that suits her age. I approached her and she recognized me immediately she was happy to see me and I thanked her. As I was about to leave she offered me a ride and being a very good conversationist that I am, I began to talk and she became very free with me. She told me a lot about her husband and his drinking addiction and how he neglected her sexual needs. I tried comforting her with words and ended by saying she is 50 na her libido should be dead by now, she didn't take offence but replied and said I cant handle her if we ever get down.

Fast forward to when I resumed, I realized she was the CFO of the organisation, now fear don catch me. I couldn't even look her in the eye to start a conversation. I think she noticed and she called me to her office and was laughing at me and later told me she would like us to keep talking the way we did yesterday cause she doesn't have much friends.

There was this day she was dancing to an old Fuji song in the office, her office is sound proof moreover it was already past office hours, i went to say goodbye, she called me to come in and didn't let me leave. I thought to myself another free ride.

She jumped up at a point and had a nip slip, i mean both breast were literally out. I just closed my eyes, she fixed it and was smiling at me.
Since that time till now she has been showing massive cleavage anytime i'm around her. She has started calling me my dear and other staff are calling me omo mummy and they dont know what I am facing

I hope you dont end up in a casket or trapped in Magun like others before you.

They start telling you stories like these to make you fall for their trap and end up going back to the same spouses, sugar daddies, boyfriend, husband and partners that they initially complained about.

Like someone said earlier on, after God fear women.

Steer clear of her and dont accept the ride back home if it will lead you temptation.

Focus on your goals and leave women alone.

Anni3e:
Hi, I have been married for 9 years now, the problem I have with my husband is that his family members keep sucking him dry and the way he neglects us his immediate family.

He is the first child of 7 children, his siblings even the married ladies keep asking him for money. He keeps spending money on them and their husbands. His brothers keep crying they are broke, they keep leeching off him.

His two junior brothers that always ask him for money, one of them built a house in Port Harcourt and the other one built a big house in the village. Still they won't let him rest.

His married sisters are the worst. If they cough they would call him to send money, every minor thing they would expect money. Just this evening his sister called him to ask for money. We don't have a house of our own, I keep telling my husband to stop giving in to all their demands and invest the money on something, he would say I am turning him against his family.

We have 2 kids and I have told him we need to start saving for their future, I pay the electricity bill, foodstuffs, and most times the children school fees, he pays the house rent and rarely keeps money for home upkeep, he sometimes drops two thousand and that's it for the whole week. He always complains he has no more, but once his family calls him he sends money immediately.

I have saved enough to buy a land and I am not planning to include his name in the property. I don't know what to deal with, his family entitlement mentality or the way he neglects the kids and I and treat us like outsiders.

I am really pissed off and tired.

Sorry for the long post.

My dear, the truth be told. His siblings don't mean well for him and his family. They are not ready to see him progress in life. It's your duty to be insistent on what is mutually beneficial to you and your children. When the worst happens they will run away from him. Go and build that house make a will and put your kids as heirs to everything you own.

Your husband has been colonised by his people already.

GamalNasser:
Even though its active ingredient Artemisinin is a known reputable cure for Malaria it is a also a potent and capable anti virus and anticoagulant which is why it is able to stop COVID just like Chloroquine but unlike Chloroquine it is a low toxicity drug with little or no known side effect...Dont allow the Globalist Satanists mislead you that there is no cure to COVID because of their sinister plots ...Infact I just finished having a cup of Artmesia Annual tea before seeing this

Another demarketing strategy by Bill Gates apologists and bootlickers. Why do Africans condemn their own and praise foreigners achieve ments?

Mavrick2012:
A friend just showed this scripture to me:

"Give a tenth of your products, to the levite, strangers, fatherless and widows, so they will have what to eat while in your land".

Can i begin to give a portion of my tithe to my widowed sister?

Give the whole thing to her.

Aonkuuse:
https://lifestyle.thecable.ng/tiwa-savage-i-might-go-naked-in-my-next-video/

Loneliness, depression, desperation and suicidal thoughts ruling and ruining these entertainers minds and lives.

jmonaco:
https://thenationonlineng.net/yobe-community-where-snakes-are-friends-with-human-beings/

Hausa Man: Madalla

Igbo Man: Nde Beenu Nuna Kwa!

Yoruba Man: Oro Ti Baje.

Adequate459:
Hello my people
How true is 1 trillion loan being awarded to manufacturing companies
If it's true, what's the process,please

The COVID-19 loan fund is N50 billion and N5billion has been disbursed so far. It is not N1 trillion. However there are other Federal Government loans available.

Adequate459:
Dear all,
Please what is the process of converting foreign loan to preference share
My company's board suggested we convert our foreign to preference share in order to reduce our liabilities.
Can you enlighten me on what is possible and how, please

Preference Shareholders have first right to the entire assets of any organization. Where the company makes a profit, they are the first to be paid and when it makes a loss or liquidate they are first to recover their investments before any other shareholders such as the ordinary or equity Shareholders who bear the brunt of any of the two actions, profit, loss or liquidation.

Preference shares are interest bearing hence the power of right they enjoy.

Some examples are 5% Preference Shares means they enjoy annual interest of 5 % on their
original investments.

Preference shares can be deffered, interest can be paid later or convertible to ordinary shares.

The advantage of any company converting foreign loans to preference shares

One advantage of converting the loans to preference is suspension of paying huge interests in local and foreign currency.

The move will stabilise the operations of your organization.

The disadvantage is the foreign lenders may demand a seat on the organizations board to secure their investment and affect the company's decision making in the long term.

I need N1,500,000 financial loan.

What are your requirements.

I am based in Kaduna

Jidefido:
Source: https://www.brila.net/i-cried-watching-jay-jay-play-in-germany-emmanuel-okocha/

One word to describe that goal.

Masterpiece

Masterclass

obembet:
Samuel Eto'o has restated his belief that he is the greatest African footballer of all time, while also taking a jab at fellow former forwards El-Hadji Diouf and Didier Drogba.

Former Liverpool forward Diouf recently claimed he was the greatest striker to ever come out of the continent, while debates over the best African players of all time tend to make mention of former Chelsea and Ivory Coast star Drogba.

The claims of both have been dismissed by ex-Cameroon international Eto'o, who says his burning desire to be the best fired him to a stellar career.

"Even if my brother Diouf the last time, with an extra glass, got a little lost, there is no debate", said Eto'o, in a reference to the Diouf video where the former Senegal international appeared a little drunk.

"None of them [Diouf and Drogba] can come and say that they were at my level or better. And it's not the fact that I say it, it's a fact, it's something that is there. I wanted to be number one and I have been throughout my career."

If based on awards during their careers, there are few players in the world - let alone Africa - who can touch the success enjoyed by Eto'o during his playing days.

He has won African Player of the Year four times, level with Yaya Toure, while Drogba and Diouf earned the award twice.

Eto'o, in a career which took him to Real Madrid, Real Mallorca, Barcelona, Inter, Chelsea, Everton and more, won a remarkable array of trophies including four Champions Leagues, three La Liga titles, two Copa del Rey trophies, a Serie A, a Coppa Italia, and the FIFA Club World Cup.

He also represented Cameroon on 118 occasions, scoring 56 goals and playing at four World Cups. He also won an Olympic gold medal in 2000, and two African Cup of Nations titles.

Diouf meanwhile had an even more nomadic career than Eto'o, his clubs including Sochaux, Stade Rennais, Lens, Liverpool, Bolton Wanderers, Blackburn Rovers, Sunderland, Rangers, Doncaster Rovers and Leeds United.

His trophy cabinet however is far barer than that of the Cameroonian, comprising just one English League Cup, as well as a Scottish Premier League title and a Scottish League Cup.

Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8323457/amp/Samuel-Etoo-dismisses-El-Hadji-Diouf-Didier-Drogba-claims-greatest-African-player-ever.html

While these young men are busy fighting over supremacy, engaging in a media war, these gentlemen are the greatest African Footballers that the continent has produced. They better projected the future which the young men are enjoying today. Here are my best players from Africa.

Albert Roger Milla Cameroon Africas highest goal scorer at the World Cup

George Weah Africa's Only World Player of the Year 1995 and current Liberian President

Just Fontaine Algerian born French footballer and the only player with the highest number of goals in a single World Cup( Sweden1958: 13 Goals)

All these legends were named amongst the 125 living legends in World Football by the Great Pele . So why the noise?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_100

obembet:
Samuel Eto'o has restated his belief that he is the greatest African footballer of all time, while also taking a jab at fellow former forwards El-Hadji Diouf and Didier Drogba.

Former Liverpool forward Diouf recently claimed he was the greatest striker to ever come out of the continent, while debates over the best African players of all time tend to make mention of former Chelsea and Ivory Coast star Drogba.

The claims of both have been dismissed by ex-Cameroon international Eto'o, who says his burning desire to be the best fired him to a stellar career.

"Even if my brother Diouf the last time, with an extra glass, got a little lost, there is no debate", said Eto'o, in a reference to the Diouf video where the former Senegal international appeared a little drunk.

"None of them [Diouf and Drogba] can come and say that they were at my level or better. And it's not the fact that I say it, it's a fact, it's something that is there. I wanted to be number one and I have been throughout my career."

If based on awards during their careers, there are few players in the world - let alone Africa - who can touch the success enjoyed by Eto'o during his playing days.

He has won African Player of the Year four times, level with Yaya Toure, while Drogba and Diouf earned the award twice.

Eto'o, in a career which took him to Real Madrid, Real Mallorca, Barcelona, Inter, Chelsea, Everton and more, won a remarkable array of trophies including four Champions Leagues, three La Liga titles, two Copa del Rey trophies, a Serie A, a Coppa Italia, and the FIFA Club World Cup.

He also represented Cameroon on 118 occasions, scoring 56 goals and playing at four World Cups. He also won an Olympic gold medal in 2000, and two African Cup of Nations titles.

Diouf meanwhile had an even more nomadic career than Eto'o, his clubs including Sochaux, Stade Rennais, Lens, Liverpool, Bolton Wanderers, Blackburn Rovers, Sunderland, Rangers, Doncaster Rovers and Leeds United.

His trophy cabinet however is far barer than that of the Cameroonian, comprising just one English League Cup, as well as a Scottish Premier League title and a Scottish League Cup.

Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8323457/amp/Samuel-Etoo-dismisses-El-Hadji-Diouf-Didier-Drogba-claims-greatest-African-player-ever.html

While these young men are busy fighting over supremacy, engaging in a media war, these gentlemen are the greatest African Footballers that the continent has produced. They better projected the future which the young men are enjoying today. Here are my best players from Africa.

Albert Roger Milla Cameroon Africas highest goal scorer at the World Cup

George Weah Africa's Only World Player of the Year 1995 and current Liberian President

Just Fontaine Algerian born French footballer and the only player with the highest number of goals in a single World Cup( Sweden1958 : 13 Goals)

Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please

evrything ogaala!

Na hunger dey wire you like this?

ken711:
I have been dating a girl for about 18 months now. Very pretty but my brothers, let me tell you... Look before you leap when it comes to pretty girls.

From the minute I met this girl it has been one money request after another. If it was small sums I guess I wouldn't really mind, as I have always worked for blue chip companies and can afford it. The thing is, her requests are always very big!.....20k this, 20K that.....but my brothers, I have to tell you the one that has made me even disappointed in myself.

She lives with her parents and they are the most dysfunctional family I have ever heard of... Everyday one person is fighting the other, and this my girlfriend, as fine as she is, is the most arrogant, prideful, violent & rude person I have ever met. She hounded me everyday that I must get her an apartment of her own, so she can escape her home, and I agreed to but by saving monthly.

Would you believe, one night, when she was working at a bar as an usher for guinness, she gave her number to 2 different men just because of this apartment. My spirit kept telling me that she gave her number out, but she kept lying...only for me to catch her texting one of the men when we were at church of all places.......

She even went as far as going to meet this rich man at a hotel, but the man ran away when she made that request, and I as a fool decided to finally do it for her. (I suspect she cheated on me that night and I always tell it to her face because she has cheated on me twice before)

I live on the Island and tried to get her to rent here as well, as I really want to keep an eye on her..... She has too many guys around her who live in that area and she is this kind of person who cheats out of revenge, even over small things.....this girl refused and threatened to break things off!....bro, as a mumu I sent the money to her to rent the place and for other things, about 400K.....

Ever since that money left my account, it's like my eyes cleared!!! I couldn't believe that instead of saving my hard earned money, I went and sent it to a girl that has cheated on me twice (or even more), lied to me, slapped me and done so many things.....but I just decided to leave everything for God, seeing as she was desperate.

The problem now is that the demands for that apartment is now becoming too much!!! The expenses just to get the place finished are such a burden on my financial and mental state...

The worst happened about two days ago, she wanted me to pay 20k. Infact I just got so tired of bills that I kinda was stalling on it, but what happened next truly shocked me. Would you believe this girl started punching me, slapping me and even tore my shirt cos of 20k. She even threatened to break my office laptop (working from home) until I sent the money, after that she left........

Now she is trying to apologize so that I will pay for bed and gas and the remaining things....my brothers, I know u will say am a fool!...I accept...I am a handsome guy, studied abroad, I just don't know why loneliness made me fall in love with such a sadistic user... My only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...

Please help!

In this day and age you are still going after a jobless and directionless girl/woman in the name of relationship where there are thousands of women with good jobs praying for Mr Right in churches and mosques each passing day and night? Apart from beauty what does she stand to offer? NOTHING because she is a dependent living with parents. The girls parent are in a dysfunctional relationship. You went after her beauty to enable you brag that you had her as a trophy.

For God's sake, LOVE should not blind you into a dangerous relationship that will not last. This girl will move to next father Christmas if you fail to pay her bills. Get out and run away from that relationship because you have dependents who will better appreciate that kind of spending than her. As a professional accountant, we refer to your relationship as Sinking Fund without collateral investment, a figurative misnomer used to describe irrecoverable or unfruitful investments losses.

Use that money you used in paying her bills to invest in the following,: Shares, Treasury Bills, Real Estate or Land or open a business for yourself and pay yourself in the long term.

Get out before its too late or good luck.

junior20202020:
Help Me Recover My Glory

THIS IS MY STORY

I started masturbating partially at the age of 19, I was a shy guy I don't have a girlfriend, everyone taught that I was a virgin. This masturbation became serious at the age of 24. I decided to quit Masturbation.

I said let me visit a prostitute, I paid her 3k, we started romancing each other, but I noticed that my dick did not erect. I was highly embarrassed, I thought because the lady was older than me, she was 33 yrs.

I visited 3 more prostitutes which are young girls in their twenties, it was the same thing, the dick did not erect at all.

Note: I normally have rock erection Even when a lady sit on my lap, early morning waking up I also use to have rock erection before I meet the first prostitute. From there I went back to masturbation again partially. At the age of 21 I made my first 1.5 million naira through business, but I noticed since I started visiting this prostitute my business collapse I could hardly boast of #200k in my account.

Around 2018 I decided to get a girlfriend, because all prostitute I meet my dick cannot rise to penetrate them. My first girlfriend was cute, I love her and she loves me. One certain day something led to something we got intimate, I romance her very well she was already screaming, she wanted me to put my dick inside but I noticed it was flaccid no erection at all. She noticed and got up and dress herself. After that day she started giving me attitude and that was how I broke up with her.

I got about 4 more girlfriend all of them broke up with me when the notice that my dick does not erect. After all this I felt like the whole world is gone, I finally got another girl friend. Anything that would lead to romance I normally tell her that as Christian we must not have sex until we are married. She would say that this is the first time she is dating a guy like me. That she loves me with all her heart. We have dated for one year now without sex, I promise her that we would have sex on our wedding night.

I am currently 27 yrs and I feel dejected. Does it mean that I may never have a child of mine own. I got tired of my situation I went into 3 days dry fasting praying to God to deliver me from sin and to restore my lost erection. ..

On the second day of the fast I was in a trance and I vommitted a lot of poison. I woke up and thanked God. After that fasting I don't normally have bad dreams of evil spirit pressing down my spirit. But I noticed that my erection have not yet been restored. Please I need help. I need God to restore my Glory. I would never use it for masturbation or fornication. Help me on what to do. I am in distress

see a doctor

Ladikwa:
I thought she loved me not knowing that she was just after my money. But I was not able to spend much because I am broke for now, but I have a land I am in the process of selling to start a business which she didn't know, because I didn't tell her cause I don't trust her that much.

Well we broke up because she has a guy that is the main boyfriend, without me Knowing thinking I was number one.

I just look back and imagine how much this girl will have chop from me. Though I love her and am hurt after the breakup, but I'm grateful that all the amount of money I would have love to spend on her, to show my love I can use it build my business and help those around me.

And it taught me how not to trust girls 100%, and to be very careful about loving while using my head. If she knew about the land I wanted to sell she would have continued pretending to love me.

"Guys be careful, don't trust these girls 100%"

Fear Woman

African Version of Conan the Barbarians

My Infinix Hot 8 Lite which is five months old and it is saving each contact over six or seven times on the phone, resulting in space consumption and the phone filleed up with no space. Whats the remedy?