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Christianity Etc › Re: Lockdown: There Will Be A Lot Of Babies - Adeboye Says, Speaks On COVID-19 Death by RillJ(m): 8:43am On Jun 01, 2020

Animal wan finally catch the hunter! grin

ODJ123:
_*�I mistakenly sent 50k to a wrong*_
number early this morning. After
realising this, I calmed down and
sent this text message,

"Hello dear, I hope u have received the
membership welcome fee of 50k
into the Satanism Industry. That is
just the begining of the richest life
u are about to start living.

We have a meeting tonight whereby we will
slaughter 3 virgins in celebration of
ur new membership. Lets meet at
11pm in ur house. But if u are not
interested, kindly send the money
back to this number otherwise,
welcome to the Satanism Industry.
See u tonight." 10minutes later, I
received a text message saying,
"Pls send another 50k�, my friend is
interested too...........

*Am still crying ��since morning*

Politics › Re: Buhari Seeks Fresh $5.513bn Loan, Writes House Of Representatives by RillJ(m): 9:28am On May 29, 2020

Are you for real?

When did continuous borrowing become a virtue?

Onyi22:
That's our able president, we love you sir. Ride on

Family › Re: Can You Marry Someone Like Your Mom Or Dad?? by RillJ(m): 12:19pm On May 28, 2020

The good thing here is that you have realized your folly. You need to make it up to your dad big time.

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Romance › Re: Do I Have A Problem? Please Help by RillJ(m): 10:38am On May 28, 2020

Work on the others same way you worked on the 'with women' part.

Too much of shyness not good on most fronts.

bigpriik:
Yes bro I am naturally shy even though I try to fight this nature I always avoid faces.the only place I don't get shy is with women I built myself on that but on social situations(crowd) meeen I just can hand the pressure I feel.

Romance › Re: Do I Have A Problem? Please Help by RillJ(m): 10:23am On May 28, 2020

U kind of deep shy but it shall pass especially if u make conscious effort to manage it.

I also feel awkward whenever I am praised for some stuff. Most times, I prefer to do stuff anonymously and sometimes I push the praise to some other person(s) who may have contributed little or nothing to the effort.

The fact remains that we are an appreciative people so you may just have to learn to live with such experience.

Romance › Re: Hunger Is Killing Me [Picture] by RillJ(m): 10:17am On May 28, 2020

May God forgive u!

Family › Re: How Did You Feel After Your First Child? by RillJ(m): 10:19am On May 27, 2020

The experience is indescribable!

I got to the hospital after some of my siblings had visited and left bu my son was reported to have slept all through. The moment I stepped into the room, my little boy welcomed me in a special way.
My wife suddenly screamed that I should look at him. Behold, my little angle had creased his forehead, leaving wrinkles across his angelic face for about 10 seconds.

Meanwhile, my wife used to get angry at me that I always like to crease my forehead which made me look old, according to her.

I can never forget that experience of seeing my first child. I felt special and huge gratitude to God that day and continue to remain grateful ever since.

To every man and woman out there praying for a child, may the God that never fails, whose mercies is new every morning, give you your testimonies in Jesus name.

Sister J, bless the name of the Lord, for your season is come.

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Politics › Re: George Floyd Dies After minesota Policemen Choke Him For 8 Minutes by RillJ(m): 8:56am On May 27, 2020

Twisted minds! They should go in for conspiracy manslaughter

Politics › Re: Calling Uzodinma ‘Supreme Court Governor’ Is Derogatory – Imo Elders Warn by RillJ(m): 8:54am On May 22, 2020

Abuja Excellency

Foreign Affairs › Re: Thomas Thabane Resigns As Lesotho Prime Minister by RillJ(m): 11:50am On May 19, 2020

Do you know how many years it took MOD to get laid? Do you know how tough it can be for a man to be 'conjilized' for years and not been able to sort it out? Commoooooooon, you should be more understanding nauuu! grin

GreatResearcher1:
Same way I'll resigned from nairaland. How can I make a post against male rape and got banned by a male mod?

Politics › Re: No Presidential Broadcast On COVID-19 Updates Today - Femi Adesina by RillJ(m): 1:46pm On May 18, 2020

Script not ready.

Please stay tuned till further notice.

Tahoooo

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Politics › Re: Trobell, Malami’s ‘Debt Collectors’ Demand $1.5bn Over Terminated Contract by RillJ(m): 10:41am On May 18, 2020

I concur!

It is a breach of contract!

GamalNasser:
They have a valid case even though they had not recovered Zero Naira ..The Federal govt should try to settle of court with them ..The fault is from Malami who rushed to sign a contract with the when he new the govt was only bluffing and the IOC will leverage international powers to call their bluff

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Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by RillJ(m): 9:02am On May 18, 2020

Something is seriously wrong with your sense of judgment.

You scolded your mother for your 'loosed cannon" girlfriend?

She has given you all the red flags, but you may continue at your own peril which is sure in the nearest future should you refuse to heed the obvious warning signs.

Politics › Re: President Buhari Renews Ben Akabueze's Tenure As DG, Budget Office by RillJ(m): 8:46am On May 18, 2020

So what are you trying to say about Fowler?

gasparpisciotta:
If he is doing well. Baba no dey change appointees anyhow

Travel › Re: Which Nigerian City Has The Best Roads? by RillJ(m): 11:46am On May 15, 2020

Remove Lagos biko

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Politics › Re: Gambari: I Report Only To The President, Not The Public by RillJ(m): 12:05pm On May 14, 2020

Why do you feel you need to make this point?

Health › Re: Lockdown - Landlady Calls Police For Tenant Who Insisted On Going Out by RillJ(m): 11:18am On May 12, 2020

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to u. Nbanu! grin

SultanOfPuna:
Wike Come And Carry Your Daughter

Forum Games › Re: If Given An Opportunity, Which Age Would You Choose To Be Forever? by RillJ(m): 11:15am On May 12, 2020

Ladies' talk

Lightangel65:
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Politics › Re: PDP To Buhari, APC: “You Have Betrayed Almajirai After Using Them To Get Power” by RillJ(m): 10:58am On May 12, 2020

Bossontop:
Chaii......this "Truth" will pain some mumu zone'Bs ehn.....same way he betrayed & dumped them without Palliative in this period.....

Haq haq haq haq haq

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Why u dey laff? grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Boris Johnson Under Fire For 'Confused' Lockdown Strategy Speech by RillJ(m): 11:17am On May 11, 2020

Na dem colonize us, no wonder naija be as e dey!

Crime › Re: Woman Who Slapped Policeman 13 Times Arrested In Oyo by RillJ(m): 8:47am On May 06, 2020

Fry her in a law court!

Crime › Re: Osun Arrests 17 Chinese, Traditional Chief, 9 Locals For Illegal Mining by RillJ(m): 8:54am On May 05, 2020

Tetrahedron:
Infect them with the wuhan virus and put them on a ship to china

Nonsense

Politics › Re: COVID-19: Taraba Government Rejects 100 Almajiris From Nasarawa State by RillJ(m): 8:42am On May 05, 2020

May this hate and tribal bigotry not consume you before you librate your mind, Amen

Almajiri is a condemnable inhuman practice that the North tend to 'enjoy'

These are people, beings created by God, and gifted with the same potential as any other human but evil practices up North have condemned these innocent souls to a life of misery.

The northern 'government' (governors) should declare emergency on Almajiri practice immediately and commence the processes of making life meaningful for the kids already involved. Northern people should be educated and enlightened that giving birth to children and not taking care of them is 'haram', and perpetrators should henceforth be prosecuted.

Tissaia:
Almajiris are 1000 times better than entire SE and it's I-pigs

Politics › Re: 82.9 Million Nigerians Living In Poverty - NBS by RillJ(m): 12:54pm On May 04, 2020

Brain kee u there!

TooMuchStuff:
Audio statistics......!

Extreme Poverty should be 90 million

Normal Poverty is around 85 million

Comfortable ones are 10 millions

Rich ones 5 Million

Stinkingly wealthy 25, 000

Politics › Re: Wike Orders Immediate Deportation Of Almajiris From Rivers State by RillJ(m): 9:29am On Apr 29, 2020

Good.

Nothing special though unless one is an asslicking ignoramous.

Northern states been doing this since Adam got kicked out of Aden

Health › Re: Kano Moves To Unravel Cause Of Mass Deaths by RillJ(m): 10:39am On Apr 27, 2020

Bossontop:

Kano mata infact naija mata don taya me....... I nor fit talk again sef i don taya aswear

Politics › Re: Folasade Yemi-Esan Tells Level 1-12 Civil Servants To Work From Home by RillJ(m): 11:57am On Mar 24, 2020

Work from home or stay at home?

Which work dem wan do from home?

Politics › Re: INEC In Dilemma As Coronavirus Threatens Edo, Ondo Elections by RillJ(m): 11:52am On Mar 24, 2020

In the meantime, maintain Status Quo!

The governors in the Edo & Ondo right now!

Education › Re: ASUU Commences Indefinite Strike by RillJ(m): 3:14pm On Mar 23, 2020

All staff and students to embark on self isolation!

Crime › Re: 3-Year-Old Girl Dies After Accidentally Shooting Herself In Indiana (Photo) by RillJ(m): 4:42pm On Mar 17, 2020

Charge the guardian(s) for involuntary manslaughter if they own, knew or ought to know about the gun used.

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Family › Re: Pregnant Women Craving For Weird Things by RillJ(m): 4:37pm On Mar 17, 2020

chinchonglee:
mtchewwww!!!
Get a maid bro...
i wouldnt av time for nonsense

Get her a footman!
What happens when your kids also start acting up?
Get a maid/footman to fill the gap as you have no time?

Just watch out and see how things pan out

You will understand when you beg there.

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