₦airaland Forum

A major achievement for this administration, Nigeria is now a Global Brand in Heavy Weight Boxing!

Just hope some hapless dude don't go ahead along this line of thought oooo

It is a clear msg to Joshua that he intends to eat him raw! Joshua is going to surprise him and the world though!

Only a lowlife will use against the giver, what was given to him/her on trust!

Only an slowpoke will take undue advantage of privileged information against the very source that innocently adavanced him/her such info.

yarimo:
They should focus on bayelsa state judgement and leave imo state alone. Wallahi it shall never be well with justice ODILI

You are obviously comfortable with Forgery and other related crimes!

Your wife is most probably into party and they have agreed to gradually introduce you to it.

Sit your wife down and have a deep cool talk with her.

Control the discussion such that she doesn't succeed in dismissing or waving of your inquiries with a satisfactory response

Afospecialk:
OP your type ar the main reason why we need the social media bill bcs am sure that by now you should be enjoying the rest of your life in jail and so shall it be for posting fake news

How do you intend to apologize to OP and the general Nairalanders for this ill-conceived, obsequious and grandiloquent vituperations when you the story to be true?

What of the consent of the bride?

seunmsg:
The same way PDP took Imo judgment in good faith, right?

APC should not accept the unjust judgment. They should make noise, protest, write to all foreign embassies and go back to the Supreme Court to ask for a review of the case. The Supreme Court must reverse itself on this one. The people cannot vote overwhelmingly for a candidate only for five people to sit down somewhere and trash the decision of the majority while victory is awarded to the loser.

APC was never in that election, go and read the facts of the case and the judgement.

Why can't we be diligent in this country for once?
Why is it that it is people with dubious characters that we project, present and or appoint to the public office most of the time?
Why should the court turn a blind eye to someone who forged documents (criminal) to deceive the public and obtain undue favour?

APC should apologize to Bayelsa people that voted for her for attempting to dupe them.

Citytrend:
This man should've been disqualified if not for lack of respect for the law of the land

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He was not part of the election in the first case. Sad as it appears it boils down to a failure of INEC and other institutions to do due diligence most of the time and this is the reason we keep having people with forged documents and fake certificates aspiring for and taking public office.

The infamous ex-finance minister was a commissioner in a State prior to her ministerial appointment and in both cases, she was supposedly vetted and certified by the relevant government agencies. Look at how she ended up.

mrkings84:
My brother, bae don marry since and me I still dey single.......still searching!

she may be sharing this expirience somewhere now too!

Teanage love na something else!

Most of the time it comes down to a few things!

Beautiful Lady with Not-so-attractive Dude:
- Great Sex: - She tastes it once and cannot let go! Ask her why she is dating that 'out-of-class' dude and she will smile funnily while responding with; 'you won't understand'
- Fun to be with
- Ready to be her hero any day anytime - Make yawa gas, the guy go hold ground firm and steady
- Loaded with cash (in some cases)


- Mr Handsome with the-beautiful-ones-Are-Not-Yet-Born: She lures, seduces, cajoles (anywhichway) him and take him to bed once and he is hooked forever; available on-demand, make every encounter a trill while promising high heavens for the next to come
- 200% wifey material; excellent cook, great home-maker and a sincerely concerned and interested partner
- her man focussed; little or no distractions
- Provide unmatchable companionship


The list dey endless oooooooo

Very typical! Blame the victim to deny your responsibility.

Limitednow:


The other one said CIRCULAR when it's actually SECULAR.

When halfwit Geography students delve into core science with a bias for 'Chemical mixing", what do u expect?

Engage more in the house cores and let them see you enjoy doing them. They will naturally ask, plea, cajole etc you to allow them to be part of the fun. I personally enjoy cooking (when I am free and at home on Saturdays) and my kids fight over themselves to assist one way of the other. I hear them boasting to one another and even to their mum sometimes on how 'daddy allowed me to break the egg' etc.

Tell them stories of how real men can be independent and cannot be held hostage by anyone, female, wife, servants etc! let them see such engagement as a necessary and enjoyable pastime!

Officialgarri:
Admittedly, the world is in Chaos.

Eve shouldn't have eaten that Apple.

'Apple" eaten and digested already!

Let the world come to terms with herself, she is her own destiny

So u needed a drink and stick of gay to push up your self-esteem before embarking on the all-important task of 'valentineing' your baby mama?

May that little child not resemble u in character, young man!

chigoziri2403:
she does not know i have met her, and if she knows... Trouble dey

You think!

I sure 'pirry ur ministry'

starbuck:
As shared by Father Kelvin Ugwu:



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2676569419126096&id=2149201088529601

She NOSE tomorrow!

Wow!

I bought you a gift already!






















In my heart at least.

pocohantas:
I like cakes, but most times- I buy them on my own. I like them that much. Sometimes I get as gifts too, irrespective of the season.

The kitchen is my favourite place in a house, so I LOVE KITCHEN WARES. Buy me a cute non-stick pot and I will fall in love.

I HATE CASH gifts. Very unmemorable.

Practical lasting gifts are memorable. Fashion items can suffice, if she is a fashion person. I am not, I only buy when the need arises and 90% are work clothes/shoes.

Anyway, depends on your budget and the lady in question. Wristwatches, perfumes, clothes, phones, knacks, flowers, dinner date, boat cruise..etc.

A friend once told me they were doing gift exchange at his office. He picked a lady and was fcking confused on what to buy as he was on a budget. I told him to get her a HAIR (HAND) DRYER. Mehn! You don't wanna see the message he sent to me at COB. It cost N6800, but the lady was the stargirl of the event. Lmao.

Is all this one because of Valentine? Thank God say na working day. Make I face my work.

Women Things!

The new clash of interest

Football Vs Love Station

Na remote go suffer am laslas!

The complete truth will come out yet!

Riele:
Uncle , you that have read your book what have you achieved apart rumming nairaland and sweating for my attention ?

Give am the attention nau!

Niaja4real:
I've been seeing this abbreviation@Q.E.D,
What does it stands for?
No insult please

What does it stands for?

Q.E.D Stands for
"Quod Erat Demonstrandum"
which loosely translated means "that which was to be demonstrated".
It is usually placed at the end of a mathematical proof to indicate that the proof is complete.

Colloquially, it stands for Quite Easily Done (Naija Street Jargons) meaning it speaks for itself and doable.

I hope those helps.



No insult please - What for? We learn every day my dear.

Anger and hatred does no one no good! Manslaughter is no mean offense!
She will forever live with the guilt.

In for a rough ride that may be longer than he ever wished.

The driver may stop a few poles from the 'pick up' point and watch the 'enforcer' gently disembark from the vehicle with all grievances forgotten (especially if u stop in an isolated place).

But if by happenstance them catch that driver, e go understand the true meaning of O.Y.O

Sicko!

Sicko!

All lives are precious!
You took an innocent one!
Now its payback!

Q.E.D.

Inside life bro!

OjaTiBurst:
All i can see is Odunayo4ruth with 10k followers

One thing is sure, You will never be happy in the marriage should you proceed with it

Its President DJ Trump all the way!

He has won the admiration and respect of millions of people across the globe!

Memphitz537:
Asides the laurels he has won with Barcelona FC,can somebody mention what else Messi has won so far in his playing career??