₦airaland Forum

Since I've been in Nairaland, this is the first thread I will stumble into.




Chai.

Ishilove
Pocohantas
Abeg come and see what they want to turn girls into. Bend down select.

lalasticlala:
As shared by Twitter User, KASEGH Msughter Thomas



https://twitter.com/msughterthomas/status/1499669926734356482

Next time you see an empty wallet in your car, throw it away and block the number.


Mad people everywhere.

gozzlin:

You're in for it.
That's his modus operandi. He'll stalk the hell outta you till he's satisfied. His main Monika on nairaland from time immemorial is MrCork.

Brace yourself for a continuous barrage of mentions from him talking poppycock and meaningless drivel.

Thanks for preparing me.


I always knew I'll meet a psycho one day.

gozzlin:


It's so funny reading your replies cos it's obvious you're not aware that you're chatting with nairaland's number one troll and clown.

I'm observing his pesky behavior following me around.

OpenSprite:
Her Dad called, i acted as if nothing happened. I later blocked her Dad and Mum from calling me because it makes no sense to me. At first, the root of the matter itself is too ugly to be the cause of a problem in relationship at all. Secondly the relationship was too early to be having parent interferring, if we cannot put an issues to bed between us, then such marriage is a potential bomb. I really loved her gan nio, but she gave a genuine reason to leave her without any regret

Your next badass level is to not talk about the relationship you have ended.



Gossip is supposed to be women's specialty.

Lifeisokay:
I started dating this guy about 2years ago, I gave it my all but it didn't work out.
Around the time I started dating my ex I got a good job, it didn't pay much but was enough for me to be financially independent. I was being paid 20k a month, this guy didn't have anything but still I loved him, I begged him to get a job but he refused saying that the payment was too small, I buy him everything from food to clothes, if he's sick, I will buy him drugs, I was even saving up money to help him learn a trade, I never really complain because he doesn't have and I thought if I was broke and he had money he will give me. Besides all I needed was love
Before we started dating I told him that I don't deal with Yahoo boys. I love living a simple life free of corruption and fraud, I'm comfortable with the little I have. He lied to be that he wasn't into fraud, well he lied, I begged him to stop but nope instead he broke up with me.
Now I'm not without my faults I suffer from depression and anxiety. Because there are no mental health establishment which I know of, I have to deal with it. A lot of people have issues with my anxiety and mood swings, a pastor once called me a madwoman because my mom told him I love to be alone for days at a time. I tried to reason with him about my mental health but I guess he didn't understand.

Now last month my ex told me he loved me and wanted me back but only one condition that I don't call him because he wants his space,if he sees me on the road he simply looks at me and walk pass without saying a word, this has been going on for about 3weeks.
I have tried to move on but it's been hard, I tried looking for a new relationship but I don't want to hurt anyone feeling. I can't bare causing pain to someone
Please how do I get over my ex

He's playing games with you because you allow it.



Find some friends to hang out with and forget about this dead end.

I think sibling rivalry will be rampant among kids that are raised by narcissistic parents.

Utanisco:
Have you observed that most married women on earth are either: from a good home, good church and industrious in carrier

How about those slay women who slays even when they want to eat with their long nails?!!

I have never seen a slay girl got married before..
Have you seen?

I know you won't be able to sleep peacefully tonight if you don't insult women.



You should go for mental checkup.

MrLondonder:
darling i need a knew babe ...do u have yansh & side yansh please?

Please stop trolling.

Phoneworld:
I have VN of her telling me that too... that she does not take marriage important and she dont see her self with a man in a house, that she prefers to let a man get her pregnant and she stay alone

Eyah.


She must have been very hurt.

Let her be.

Phoneworld:
The topic keeps on coming up in our conversation and maybe she is not ready...

You need to sit her down and talk about plans to get married.



If she tells you straight to your face that she doesn't want to marry you, then you can confirm.



Don't assume.

Phoneworld:
Are u ready for marriage, am available

But you're with the single mom you posted about.


What's happening between you?

NewSoul:
I'm here na please I need this sponsorship

I can't trust a Nigerian's words just like that.

Don't blame me please.

Hammyaladin:
thank you. Now where z my gift for staying chast

It's not by mouth

merits:

The Grace of God is unmistakable.


Just like Moses.

MrLondonder:
sorry for exposing u for paying rapist man moiney to get back on his feet, how shaamefull.
the good knews for u is am a lover not a fighter & i have moiney & i drive range rover, onl;y £37,000(cash)....anyways was yor nomba please?

I don't want money from you.

Hammyaladin:
All my life I've never had sex B4 it's sad and true.

I can proof it

It's not supposed to be sad.


By not having sex you're dodging many bullets.

MrLondonder:
READ YOR POST AGAIN and SHAME on u for payin rapist on nairaland..hopw can u create thread to help rapist people becuz u tink when u pay them they will be goood people...people like u is a disgrace to Nigeria. Why would u pay a rapist for raping people. Why? this is sad & we are are shame of u sir. Am from london & wot if white people see this thread? Shame on u please, innit!!!!!!(no oofeinse)

You need to stop whatever you're drinking or smoking.



Nobody is collecting any money.

MrLondonder:
ok so yor way pf helpin people is to dash a rappist moieny so he can comit more crime....correct?....dont u goto mosque? womens like u are bad for Nigeria . how can u pay a rappist? HOW SAD!!!!(no ofeinse)

Mr man. I don't know what you mean by rape, click on the thread and read everything again.


No one is collecting anything until they have been tested scientifically.


So, a rapist can not pass the test.


Don't reply me, read the thread from the beginning.

MrLondonder:
huh? u create thread acusin inosent man of rapin 13year old girl & then u askin for moiney so he can sleeeep wit her?
wot on earth is wrong with u home base people for God sake?....HE IS INOSENT PLESAE!!!

Look very well. I am not the original poster.

The thread is not mine.


Modified:
Oh I see, you don't know the meaning of chaste. A chaste person is someone who chose to avoid premarital sex. Not because he couldn't get a woman, but because he decided to avoid it. Someone who has never done it.




I said I will dash him money.

MrLondonder:
so u wanto sleep with 25 mans but u not a virrrgin...corrrect?...Story!
anyways please can i mate wit u please am a londoner?

Read calmly.



Not to sleep with anybody, only to give monetary incentive to encourage chaste men.


No sexual interest here.

MrLondonder:
gooood aftanon, please do u hav yansh & r u strong?

I didn't post for a relationship o.


Just to support a verified virgin man above 25 with money.

Elpibe:
come and verify please, how much will you be paying per month

The tests will be run in a lab. Not by me.

Elpibe:
Am here

You think it's only by mouth?



There are tests to verify your virginity but since it's if no socioeconomic value, it's not popular.

GenBuhari:
She told me herself she had arranged my abduction even though I had told her beforehand that if anybody ever tells her I have been kidnapped, that she shouldn't bother with a ransom as in cannot be carried away alive. She is not remorseful.

I am okay in the UK, she knows if she try any criminality in UK the police would come and collect her.
She has been very hostile I just ignore, I know she trying to provoke me to violence so police can remove me.

I don't care anymore if she feels hurt, I feel hurt also so we are even.

Surrogacy was for us to get a son which I don't believe because in back then I couldn't trust her (imagine after never-ending silent treatment to suddenly make such a request out of the blue).
I don't consider I have any wife at this present time so essentially my new wife would be my only wife.

Your wish for a second wife is a big trap for the woman who chose to be with you.


Stop this selfishness and divorce properly if you really want to move on.

Ndidi2:
u HV already concluded she is a wrong woman when u hvnt heard her own side..

She's not a wrong woman as a person, just wrong for that particular man.



That is why I don't support women who stay married to a man who doesn't want them, or force his ring on their finger.




Na she go suffer am las las.

Richy4:

The number might surprise youo... just that they might be embarrassed to admit it...

They should be proud to wear their badge of chastity.


Nothing wrong in respecting your body.



All those guys who will insult you are already jealous of you because they know that they are missing something.


I don't value men who go round using women's body and are not sorry about it.


So if I find one man, especially someone above 25, I have monetary incentives for him.

Ladyhart:
I had to attack him that way, most guys on Nairaland think every lady here, is like the women in their lives, they should learn to respect people and their decisions, respect is reciprocal.
I actually needed a part time job for two or three months, the truth is, I am planning on travelling outside the country, my agent told me, he should be done within two or three months, rather than just staying home doing nothing, I decided to get something doing, reason I posted this on Nairaland, someone might need my services, was the guy up there expecting me to go knocking on people's door, advertising or what, I don't understand.
Even if it was what he was thinking, I can easily get that anywhere aside Nairaland.

You have a good point about the manners of these males. Though I suspect most of them are children who were poorly raised. I mean they went through very bad parenting.


I've had to engage some of them too, though I try to ignore them most times.



At the same time I've also seen females with nasty behavior on this forum too.




I wish you all the best.

Ladyhart:
Thank you.
I'll try this out, though an agency already reached out to me, I'll be going for an interview tomorrow on the Island.
Thanks once again.

It's my pleasure.

Richy4:

You are funny my friend...So u don't want to be among the youngmen that will be following the Lamb were ever he goes, wearing white robes, holding palm beaches and singing new songs in heaven that the book of Revelation 14:4 talked about... Those ones that did not "defiled' themselves with women

In fact if I see a virgin man that has never laid hands on a woman before, I would love to sponsor him every month.


But his hands and entire body must be woman-free.


I don't care about his age.

nasonaso:
Nawa ohh

Na real wah.


So, after spending the most youthful of his years with the wrong woman, he now wants to squeeze love and affection out of one stupid uneducated african woman abi.


So, African women don't deserve respect and dignity.

Na to chop crumbs of respectability.



He's legally married. That means any other marriage is null and void. See the obvious condescension.


Well, I'm sure some desperate old woman will pm you.

sukkot:
special emphasis on march 17 and march 22. expect that ukraine situation to turn out into a full blown worLd war this month and expect america to be touched this month. america will get bombed on this month. its going to be fire. hold onto your seatbelts. the meaning of MARCH is DESTRUCTION OF EMPIRES and so expect the american empire to take a huge destructive blow this month. if you have relatives there put them on high alert. tell them to get their nigerian visas ready. THE FALL OF AMERICA IS HERE. Expect putin to turn up the heat this month and he will bring the american empire to its knees. he is the ordained destroyer of babyLon. one of thE 4 horsemen of the aPOCALYPSE

Oh wow. I'm just speechless.