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voltron: Part 2

Bros, you shouldn't have put your order numbers on the pictures you sent if you don't want your identity known.
With the order number, one can easily get your full name, address and phone number off Konga.com
Try edit the post to keep your identity to yourself (at least block out the first or last two digits)

[quote author=ikpeam_ngozi]Is it konga or jumia pls[/quote]That goes to show you don't shop online or that you don't have issues that let's you send email to them. Ruby Chuku works with Konga, such an irresponsible b***ch.

I might be wrong but, has anybody noticed the similarity between Neyo's "One In a Million" Video and Iyanya's "Le Kwa Ukwu" Video?

Neyo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tpl9LtkRRw

Iyanya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Giz00iJwsQA

The other day, someone was pointing to me how the remade "Skelewu" video by Davido looked so much like one oyinbo music video like that (I can't remember), now this one. Shey our music video directors don dey loose creativity ni?

PS: Can someone teach me how to embed Youtube videos on NL posts?

Last year when I was still in Lagos, twice (by gay men). One even told me he must sleep with me before I get married (the hidiot!)
This year, since I left Lagos, none.

I have always had a serious crush on Genevieve Nnaji.
And what I will do? Ask my wife

nneh1: The worst thing to experience in lagos is the traffic.oh God,the traffic can make you sick over night.if you are the lazy type lagos is definitely not for you.

If you think Lagos traffic is bad, come and taste that of PHC.

No worry, the same will be applied to Cars by the time 'awon boys' flood the country with smuggled cars next year.

"Going by evidence shown, he was charged with murder."
I try?

Who can link me to Keyamo? I just need to ask him if the guy he is asking Nigerian government to intervene and ensure his release is still a Nigerian because I remember that he renounced his Nigerian citizenship sometime in the first quarter of this year.
Chai! Like say this one don happen before I see the yeye Keyamo for Sheraton in July, I for ask am pointblank. Bush man.

Kim Kardashian (Splash News)Well that idea seems to have backfired. On Thursday, Kim Kardashian launched an eBay sale of some of her clothes and accessories to raise funds for the victims of the typhoon in the Philippines. Sounds nice enough.
The catch?
She's keeping 90 percent of the profits from the sale for herself. (Just FYI, her net worth is estimated at $40 million). The 33-year-old reality start turned music video vixen tweeted a link to a letter posted on her personal website touting her fund-raising efforts. "Hi guys, this is a very special auction because a portion of the proceeds of my eBay auction are going to International Medical Corps, a nonprofit organization that provides critical health services on remote islands where families are struggling to access medical care and basic resources like food, clean drinking water and vital medications," she explained. She did not mention that that "portion" was a measly 10 percent.
"The proceeds will go directly to the communities they’re serving in the Philippines and will help typhoon survivors get access to medical care and ultimately save lives," she noted before adding, "My prayers and thoughts are with those affected by the typhoon. Check out my eBay auction here and support those who need our help in the Philippines. Xo."
The sale features items ranging from super-high-end (like Chanel and Dolce & Gabbana) to more wallet-friendly (from her own Kardashian collection, of course). She also tossed up a few flashy snapshots of herself posing in some of the more memorable styles.
But it's not the pictures that have people talking.
@KimKardashian do you REALLY need 90% profit from the eBay clothes you sell, giving just 10% to the Philippine typhoon charity? #absurd
— Rosie gunn (@RosieGunn1) November 22, 2013
Kim Kardashian is on eBay selling some of her clothes
for charity. 10% goes to the charity. Hope that doesn't
break you, Kim #generosity
— David Rancken (@rancken) November 22, 2013
Kim Kardashian donates just 10% of eBay auction
proceeds to charity http:///LfGEBGV1IT - This has
made me hate her! Vile!
— Maisie Penn (@MaisieRaePenn) November 22, 2013
Kim's move also drew comparisons between her
efforts to help the victims and Victoria Beckham's.
Posh and her husband dropped off more than 20
boxes of designer clothes and shoes at their local
British Red Cross shop to raise money for its recovery
efforts in the Philippines. And, for the record, they
won't be seeing a dime of that fund-raiser.
Difference in the class of people
@victoriabeckham & @KimKardashian KK donates 10% of
eBay sales & VB drops boxes off at a charity shop
— Nicolavc86 (@nicolavc86) November 22, 2013
@KimKardashian @eBay @IMC_Worldwide ONLY 10%
WILL GO TO CHARITY? LOOK AT THE BECKAMS
THEY DONATE 100%.
— Cassandra Meijer (@CassandraMeijer) November
22, 2013
While we're going to give Kim the benefit of the doubt
that her heart was in the right place, something tells
us she might rethink things next time she wants to
publicly display how "charitable" she is.
Volunteering & PhilanthropySociety & CultureKim Kardashian

Source: http://m.yahoo.com/w/ygo-frontpage/lp/story/us/3434659/coke.bp%3B_ylt=A2KLt8.xRpBSCmoAxTUp89w4%3B_ylu=X3oDMTFzNmhuamt1BGNwb3MDMQRjc2VjA21vYmlsZS10ZARpbnRsA3VzBHBrZwNpZC0zNDM0NjU5BHBvcwMyBHNsawN0aXRsZQ--?ref_w=frontdoors&view=today&.intl=us&.lang=en

lol... Y'ol have been arranged on a seat without legs. Una no see say the thing be like Nollywood movie flick?
It's a fake!

chukwudi44: Tension in military over promotion, retirement of Generals

on November 22, 2013 / in News 12:57 am
ABUJA—Ahead of the yearly promotion and retirement of senior officers of the Nigerian Military by the Army, Navy and Air Force Councils, headed by President Goodluck Jonathan, Vanguard has gathered that anxiety and palpable tension has gripped those expected to go through the screening of various boards in this regard, with many officers resorting to extra-terrestrial means to see them through.

Are you serious?

€2000

You wouldn't expect any less from them (especially the illitrate recruits)
I recently returned from Europe where I bought and wore camo shirts and dog tag (obviously not military issue) without anybody asking questions or harassing me. Just this last friday, I went to the bank to carry out a transaction and I noticed most of the customers there were young military officers (small children fah!); immediately I left, 5 of them trailed me outside, stopped me and demanded that I identify myself. Because I didn't know who they were, I asked them to do so first and none of them could; I then asked if there was any issue but they didn't (rather couldn't) respond. Next thing I know, a 6th person just came out of the bank and shouted "Comot am joor!", one of them just cut my dog tag and they all walked away. Meanwhile, it wasn't as if I was wearing any military apparel (I was wearing a white shirt on a blue jean with my work safty boots o) or was I claiming to be a military officer in any way, the reason they did it, I don't know.
Anyway, instead of causing a scene, I just walked away, called the branch manager of the bank who stopped all transactions to them and insisted they release the tag to him or else he will not attend to them again until they gave him the tag.
Imagine that kind of harassment from mofos, who couldn't express themselves properly, just because they were given khaki and are being paid from tax payers money - part of which I contributed to o - in my own country.

The Senate ad-hoc Committee on Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme, SURE-P, yesterday, raised alarm that N500 billion realised from the subsidy programme of the Federal Government was missing.
According to the committee, the amount was part of the N800 billion said to have been realised between January 2012 and September 2013 from the 25 billion litres of petroleum sold by the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, within the period.
The Senate Special Committee which was irked by the development, threatened that it may recommend the scrapping of SURE-P, which it noted, had become a drain pipe.
It further frowned at the alleged lack of transparency and accountability in the management of the programme, a development, it said, was contrary to the original concept of SURE-P.


The Senator Abdul Ningi-led Senate Ad-hoc Committee on SURE-P, decried alleged nonchalant attitude and lack of respect for constituted authority by the Minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Alison-Madueke; Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi and the Group Managing Director of NNPC, Andrew Yakubu, for snubbing its invitation to appear before it and explain certain issues.
The committee equally stated that going by available records, about N300 billion had been released to SURE-P, while only N207 billion was spent without proper accounting for the balance of N93 billion.
Chairman of the committee, Senator Ningi, said: “Today, again, we sat here glued to our sits for over one hour, awaiting the arrival of the officials of NNPC or their agents and the Central Bank or their agents.
“As we speak, we sent letters of invitation to both agencies, which were duly acknowledged.
“I have been a member of the National Assembly right from inception and I have never seen this kind of impunity and disregard for constituted authority,” Ningi said.

Source: http://www.informationng.com/2013/11/senate-may-scrap-sure-p-over-missing-n500bn.html

The truth be told, life outside the Bank is blissful. Abeg, if you get option walk away except you get god-father whey go hasten your promotion to top management level.

Nna, OP, the FESTAC whey una celebrate use carry all the evil spirit whey dey worry Naija today enter never do una ni?

[quote author=Lord_Reed]http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2493373[/quote]I've downloaded and installed it but I keep gettinigan error message "Unable to complete setup"
What do I do ne t or should I waitfor a more stable version?

[quote author=Lord_Reed]You got this message because it is not officially out for this region in the Google Play store. Download the apk and install it, it'll work or download from Samsung Apps.[/quote]Thanks a lot bros. I'll give the Samsung App Store thing a try. But if it does not work where can I get the apk?

networkgenuis: Not true

Please, see the screen dump below. Abi Note 10.1 is not N8000 again?

It is not available for Tablets, it is just for phones.

Bros, is the price still the same? I'm very much interested, please consider a price reduction and leg me know your location. Thanks.

@Car Doctor: Now I'm confused. Though I've not seen the car physically, I've got pictures and the car is relatively cheap (N330k) I don't really know what to ask the owner if I'm to speak with him.
I was thinking of sending a mechanic but I guess I should speak with him first. What am I supposed to ask?

^^Thanks bros, really appreciate it.

Hi all. I'm about buying a 2001 Kia Spectra for my wife and new baby. I'd appreciate you guys advice as per the car (I mean the Pros and Cons). Please, it is pretty urgent as I intend to close out the deal by Monday.
Thanks.

Why dem sef go go do 2 for 1 promo (fly one, death one free)
Na im make pipo suspet dem come go grin-grin people whey fly mata dey dem hand say "Eh! Una dey look dem Dana ni? Pipo whey dem aromplan good sef dey get asident, Dana whey no get aromplan dey do buy 1 die 1 free una leave dem. Ok o!" whey come make those pipo go kwashe Dana paper.
Me don kuku beg dem before to tell me how much me go pay not to fly with them before. Berra now sef, I can save my moni go enter Agofure.

Sorry o, I didn't see your response on time before I left Lagos. But I have a friend in Computer Village I can transfer money to and you just take it to her and complete the deal. Is it ok by you?

Afam4eva: 'Like' this post if you think Steau Bucharest will win.

I stand to gain more if they win (3sum things )
But if dem loose, no be total loss for me, at least I still get one white chick for the night.

The weather is damn cold out here! But enof white puzi after the match tonight. Raddison things after the match

I experienced the 1993 civil unrest. Looking back at the events of that period, I'd describe it as an adrenalin rush thing for me than anything one can imagine it to be. But it is nothing I'd wish my children to expereince.