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FamilyRe: Why Your Diasporan Friends And Family Do Not Send You Money When You Ask. by smasher1(m): 4:28pm On May 31, 2020
rentAcock:
Abroad people call me every weekend asking me to send money (not bragging). Many of them are frustrated over there. They work long hours including overtime but the government takes federal, state, city, social security, medicare, medicaid and disability taxes. On top of that, when they buy biscuit, they will still take sales tax. They pay exorbitant rent; those who "own" homes are locked in a loan repayment for 30yrs of which they still have to pay annual taxes for their house. Phone bill can cost over $60 per line, cable $120, internet $80 and they still pay tax on top of it. Burger and chips with soft drink can easily cost you $16 plus tax.

Sure some folks are making over $100,000 theoretically especially healthcare workers in expensive states like California and new York, but by the time they deduct all those taxes from their check, they are left with just $40,000. Then they still have to pay more taxes on every thing they buy. That's not life. It's like a rat wheel, oscillating but not making any progress. I have a cousin who was in the same situation in America, after 10yrs working as a social worker, he returned home and we started up a business. He still regrets all the years he spent slaving away in America. Today, he travels the world on vacation and visiting places he didn't even have time to visit when he was living abroad. It's not too late for Nigerians living abroad to return home; you can make it big here with less stress and you will extend your life span.
Well said.
Foreign AffairsRe: Millions Of Locusts Attack India, Residential Areas Turning Sky Black (Photos) by smasher1(m): 7:36pm On May 26, 2020
HITsquad:
you honestly think Lagos would be completely underwater in just few decades? Stuff like that doesn't happen overnight, maybe the beaches would be submerged by few decades,,, but threatening damages takes more than centuries, that that's why most of the world isn't taking climate change too serious... knowing the worst won't occur in their own life time.

Mother nature is a slow b!tch, but one thing is certain... she always gets her results.
I don't think that would happen soon. My point is that the world would come to it's end soon before such calamity occurs worldwide
Foreign AffairsRe: Millions Of Locusts Attack India, Residential Areas Turning Sky Black (Photos) by smasher1(m): 6:09pm On May 26, 2020
HITsquad:
Climate change! Lagos and PH would probably be the Atlantis of Africa in the next two centuries...
Please wake up, the world doesn't have decades before it's end, not to talk of century.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy That Still Lives With His Family? by smasher1(m): 3:55pm On May 26, 2020
Ijeleigbo:
My wife's eldest brother lives in their family house with the mum. He got married and brought his wife to their family's house. He's doing business and earning but not interested in moving out of the house to rent his own apartment!
Everything still boils down to the lady! Marriage is sacrifice!! Does she want to live with her man in their family house? Does she want to live with a man who earns 30k monthly? Does she truly love him and want to share his sufferings and pains with him? If she's ready to sacrifice all that then let her be!! No marriage is a bed of roses!!! So long there's peace of mind, happiness and love, God will surely bless the marriage.

Thank you. Let's be realistic. That it's easier for some doesn't mean it's easy for all. There is something the sister sees in the man, we may not see. I am sure the Op is not ready to take care of the sisters all expenses until she grows old. So he can as well give her some space to make her decisions. Of course, she would live with whatever decisions she makes.

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RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy That Still Lives With His Family? by smasher1(m): 3:50pm On May 26, 2020
Ishilove:
1) Not making any plans to relocate
2) Doesn't even know where to relocate to.
3) His 30k N-power work is village based
4) Not searching for viable alternatives to augment his meagre income.
5) He is the FIRST child

Verdict- The suitor is NFA. No future ambition.

Op, tell your sister to talk to her two legs. If the legs refuse to listen, let her beg them.
What if the sister is NFA? Because there is something the sister is seeing in him that we are not seeing. I wont decide for the sister. Age may also not be on her side and she may not be getting other suitors.
CareerRe: Which Income Level Do You Belong? by smasher1(m): 11:19pm On May 17, 2020
Zico5:
The person that prepared this shit is terribly sick. Do u want people to have HBP or how many average Nigerians earn above 150k with this current poverty in the land. Go to the street and see how PhD holders are struggling to get even part time lecturing jobs.
Go back and read slowly. It's 150k in 1 year. Most average Nigerians earn higher than that. Above 12,500 a month.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Physically Assaulted Me Over My Own Money !! Help!! by smasher1(m): 6:46am On May 15, 2020
ken711:
"That was one smart decision I made, I did it in my name"
That was not smart. It makes you liable.
BusinessRe: CBN & Bankers Committee Suspends Lay-offs In Banks by smasher1(m): 8:14pm On May 03, 2020
edo3:
Hmmmmm,,finally hope dey for the access folks
Not likely. Access sacked April 30, this communication is dated 3rd, May
CareerRe: Sacked Pregnant Access Bank Cashier Collapses In Lagos After Receiving Letter by smasher1(m): 7:40pm On May 03, 2020
PigTormentor:
See how shallow you are calling Nigeria "useless".

may be you are useless but I know many Nigerians that are NOT.

Laid off and furlough doesn't mean that you will be rehired. Some are just using the word furlough because they took Federal money through the CARES program which states that they cannot fire their employees or else they will not qualify for the loans and other freebies.
I have worked for at least 5 top fortune 500 US companies and I know how they think and operate.
Yes, they will love to hire back these people just like Access would too if business is booming but it will not "automatically" go back to booming as soon as you naively stated. Even the most optimistic economist knows it will take time to get back to where we used to be.

Are people going to be going to restaurants like they used to, are they going to be flying like they used to, are they going to feel comfortable going on vacations like they used to knowing they could get laid off anytime, are they going to be buying cars and electronic like they used to ? HELL NO.

The airlines will have to reduce their flight schedule which in turn will reduce the demand for staff, planes, food vendors, cleaning vendors and the list goes on and on.
Pls go to business school or at least learn some basic economics reality before posting trash.
Thanks for this practical advice
CareerRe: Sacked Pregnant Access Bank Cashier Collapses In Lagos After Receiving Letter by smasher1(m): 7:34pm On May 03, 2020
Lostz:
most of those people did not become unavailable permanently. it was only temporary due to the shutdown.

jobs like in aviation industry, manufacturing, transportation and all that will return once everything is over.

also know that most of those workers in the US are being furloughed not sacked.

I know you think US is your useless Nigeria.
When would everything be over? 2 years time or thereabout. Banks(businesses) don't sack or close down shops and everything goes back to normal.
BusinessRe: Access Bank To Shut Down 346 Banks Nationwide (List) by smasher1(m): 10:10pm On May 02, 2020
new2012:
This is fake news.. The branches were shutdown because of the lockdown.

Other branches were working.. You need CBN approval to shut down even 1 branch.


People just carry baseless rumours since their MD village meeting with his staff om reduction of staff expense leaked.
These branches are shut down from now to December, can you interpret the action? I believe you watched the video?
SportsRe: Sven-Göran Eriksson Rejected Super Eagles Job: "I Was Asked To Split My Salary" by smasher1(m): 12:07pm On May 02, 2020
ahmemmygrey:
Wow



But I really don't understand the meaning of dividing my salary into two, then depositing half of the salary into another account that doesn't bear my name



pls if u understand, kindly explain
He would earn half of the agreed salary.
BusinessRe: You Will Remain Poor Forever If You Continue Doing These 8 Things by smasher1(m): 10:08pm On May 01, 2020
Onyenna:
I know some men who take excess alcohol but still made it to the top and stayed there.....
How many men?

Are they healthy? CAPITAL NO.
CareerRe: Access Bank To Cut Staff Salaries, Retrench 75% Of Workers by smasher1(m): 4:45pm On May 01, 2020
juman:
Retrench 75% of workers permanently?

Are they closing shop?
It's not up to 75%. Watch the video carefully. They are closing some branches from now till December. In otherwords, permanently.
CareerRe: Access Bank To Cut Staff Salaries, Retrench 75% Of Workers by smasher1(m): 4:00pm On May 01, 2020
Sam2310:
yes but i don't ask her about function.
One of them Work as customer care.
Okay, thanks
CareerRe: Access Bank To Cut Staff Salaries, Retrench 75% Of Workers by smasher1(m): 3:06pm On May 01, 2020
juman:
Sacking them temporarily.
Probably.
Have you ever heard about temporary sacking before? It's always permanent.
CareerRe: Access Bank To Cut Staff Salaries, Retrench 75% Of Workers by smasher1(m): 1:55pm On May 01, 2020
layzie:
Hmm, someone leaked an internal video to the press. shocked shocked. That's very bad.

Anyway, let me see their quarter 1 result before I comment on the topic. If they have made double digits in billions PAT as the other Banks that have published, then this will be hypocrisy. Doing philanthropy outside while throwing your workers out in the streets.
40 billion Q1 PAT
CareerRe: Access Bank To Cut Staff Salaries, Retrench 75% Of Workers by smasher1(m): 1:46pm On May 01, 2020
Bobo2:
The access bank have started sacking staff since yesterday. I saw the list of some of the outsourcing staff sack...Nigeria is in mess
For real?
CareerRe: Access Bank To Cut Staff Salaries, Retrench 75% Of Workers by smasher1(m): 1:14pm On May 01, 2020
Sam2310:
Four of my auntie colleague was sack yesterday.
Effect of CVirus.
Is well..
Are they from Access bank? What are there job function?
PoliticsRe: FG Orders Civil Servants To Resume Monday by smasher1(m): 7:35pm On Apr 30, 2020
Donald3d:
grin grin grin

Sometimes government talks like everybody has a private car.
Most civil servants make use of public buses.

So how should they protect themselves in the public buses, are you providing face masks for them ?
Fumigating the offices isn't enough !
I understand the economy and the country needs to keep moving forward, but it has to be done the right way.

The government and NCDC keeps giving people advise on washing their hands, I doubt they have ever spoken about people boosting their immune systems(I may be wrong)...If they have at all, its not been done well enough.Boosting immune systems should be preached as frequently as they tell people to wash their hands . !!

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Level 14 and above likely have personal vehicle considering the salary.
HealthRe: COVID-19 Toll: United States Records Over 2,400 Deaths In 24 Hours(Pics) by smasher1(m): 7:01pm On Apr 22, 2020
[quote author=kalvoken post=88722150]Two thins are involved in this Pandemic.

Either the world powers decided to de-populate the whole world by inventing this Armageddon virus

Or this is just a power tussle between them world powers.

For over 3 to 4 months now and no one has been able to come up with the cure for this thing? Come on, there is more to this. [/quote
Ebola is around 30 years, no cure.
many diseases have been around for decades no cure
HIV/Aids is over 40 years no cure, you are talking about a virus that is less than 6 months
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell Her To Go? The Lockdown Is Tiring Already by smasher1(m): 3:14pm On Apr 14, 2020
Ayomideayo:
Are you sure you want her to go because of prayer or you want to bath with black soap undecided undecided
Which one is black soap again?
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell Her To Go? The Lockdown Is Tiring Already by smasher1(m): 10:47am On Apr 14, 2020
MadeBoy:
I'm a guy that likes my privacy reasons of my quality time to think and pray for hours. Because I face a lot of spiritual challenges. And my midnight prayers have been helping me. Most especially when I had a nightmare or anytime I woke up.

I will seal up my windows and doors while my AC is blasting high. And even when I raise up my voice it doesn't come out.

The government just extended the lockdown which is tiring. She came to my house and doesn't want to leave. I have so many debts on my head now and my yearly house rent is expiring soon. This is the period I need to be alone in prayers. The little I have now I am using it to take care of her which I would have uses for myself to prolong the suffering during this lockdown. Branch and carbon are sending me SMS to pay my loans.

My apartment is so cussing, chilling and so comfortable more than her house by far. Maybe reason she doesn't want to go. She will be disturbing me and dragging remot control with me. When I am watching TV she will just change it to nollywood drama.

I do want her to be coming and going. Not just to come and stay like she is doing now. I'm not use to this type of life unlike some of my friends.

Outside of all this, I do not see future with her just normal control things..

I have not been able to leave the house or do other personal private stuff.

I need her to go maybe coming on some weekends or when invited.
Marry her
BusinessRe: Over N400k Got Debited From My Stanbic IBTC Account Overnight (Pics) by smasher1(m): 7:07pm On Mar 29, 2020
The ignorance on this platform is high. Every one is saying bank staff, and would be surprised when it happens to them if they don't take precaution. Same way Nigerians see Corona virus as a foreign sickness until it takes them by surprise.
EducationRe: Bayelsa Medical Varsity Takes Off, Matriculates 208 Students In Nine Programmes by smasher1(m): 8:16pm On Jan 23, 2020
mkoabiola:
Which part of yenegoa?
Imgbi road
BusinessRe: I Released My House Document To My Cousin To Obtain Loan, How Can I Get It Back? by smasher1(m): 7:43pm On Jan 23, 2020
lalasticlala:
People use sweet mouth to borrow but when it's time to pay back they will now see you as their enemy.....

He won't pay that money back and you will be held responsible.
Sad fact. No two way about it considering his antecedent from the write up.
RomanceRe: At 29 I Have No Girl In My Life Due To Lack Of Good Job by smasher1(m): 2:50am On Dec 24, 2019
eniorisha:
I'm guilty of dt last part.. I'm in dire need of a serious relationship now, but it seems living in my old family house is scaring them away. It's not as if I can't afford a decent apartment as a bachelor. It's just dt I'm a very conservative young man. I feel, that's only necessary shortly B4 or immediately after my wedding.
Try and move out. It's easy to save money in a free home, but when you rent an apartment it becomes more difficult. That's when you learn how to be prudent or responsible with your cash.
RomanceRe: At 29 I Have No Girl In My Life Due To Lack Of Good Job by smasher1(m): 5:28pm On Dec 22, 2019
DoubleEngine007:
I can relate.. Op just find something doing.. Forget the being a graduate thing.
You can start something,no matter how small.. Refer people to buy properties or rent properties(real estate agent) or even cars,then get your commission ... Bro I'm just giving you an example,there are other ways to make cool cash ,just for the moment,before better source of income comes.. I tell people that relationship is like the human body.. Without blood,the body will die.. So also relationship without money ,is like the human body without blood.. The relationship will die.. Money first before any serious relationship,but you can keep casual girlfrds,and don't try to impress them . Just be frd with them,and learn how their characters are...So that you can choose from them( The one that suits to be a wife) out of them all,when the money starts coming.... Person go spend money go school,and you no go get job.. And one small boy when no go school,go dey drive GLK pass u as you dey trek inside hot sun... This life get as e be.. Who don get investments and better money,no know wetin God do for am...
If he can't get a graduate job, then he need to go for menial jobs. 2 years without salary and he expects any girl (decent or not) to be interested in him? Impossible. He should go and get a job, start earning salary or income, rent a house no matter how small and the women would come. He is likely living in his parents or someone's home. No woman would look his way.
PoliticsRe: Obaseki: Oshiomhole Compiled List Of Commissioners In His Living Room In 2016 by smasher1(m): 8:49am On Dec 22, 2019
semyman:
Are you sure you know God, yet you call His creation useless?
God didn't create any country, state etc. Humans did.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Job Description Of A Direct Sales Agent In A Bank? by smasher1(m): 7:55am On Dec 14, 2019
Klarge0137:
Na Fidelity Bank � oooo
How much does Fidelity bank pay DSAs. It depends on the salary. Some banks pay 4 times what others pay for the same job description.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Job Description Of A Direct Sales Agent In A Bank? by smasher1(m): 7:47am On Dec 14, 2019
pocohantas:
SUFFERHEAD marketer. Get very comfortable shoes and socks, you will need it.

You are a variant of contract staff. Salary range between N(20,000-50,000). Maybe some banks pay more. Hardly ever seen one/any.

-Your job function is retail marketing, drive savings deposits and e-banking channels. I doubt DSAs do risk assets, though they can ask you to bring any you see, for the sake of the branch paying you salary.

-You will have number of accounts target. Daily/weekly/monthly. You will also have deposit targets. Something like, 3accts a day, 15/week, 60/month. 5-10m deposit a month. You mustn't do all, 50% and above can keep you afloat.

- You might be lucky to get someone that will give you huge deposits which would make you earn big in commissions. If not, you have to start from the scratch to mobilize deposits. You go waka ehn, all the market people go know you.

- You get your pay (and commissions), leave allowance, pension, christmas rice/groundnut oil. Not so sure of their package, but nothing special.

- You'll be restricted on types of accts to open. Leave some for the bigger people (core staff).

- You will grow to be a very angry somebody when you see the bank employing core staff that are your mates and some your junior. You can't escape this feeling of anger o.

- You will start showing your anger, nagging over the poor treatment and sometimes acts of rebellion/insubordination.

- Maybe you will be an extraordinary DSA and your bank will try to convert you. It is not because they like you too much, paying you as a core staff is cheaper than your commission at that point.


I understand the country is hard, but if I have to be a banker- core staff or nothing. Know what you are getting into. E hard o.

Have a nice day. cheesy
Well articulated. 100% correct.
PoliticsRe: David Lyon Visits TB Joshua (Photos) by smasher1(m): 5:46am On Dec 02, 2019
NaijaOlosho:
Why do Nigerians Worship Pastors instead of Godhuh

undecided

Pastors are regarded as God
Because they don't pray. They want someone to pray for them. What they don't know is that your character is important to God answering your prayers than meeting people to pray for you. You don't need connections to meet God or get his favour.

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