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foliman:
My nigga you think say your girlfriend na oshaprapra abi?
Sorry, shepeteri spirit don waka join, your baby don turn shakushaku.

Even if you collect the phone, her clients would easily raise another for her!

Her true colour has been revealed by her access to social media, work on her and she fail to heed to correction, abeg comot face jejely or learn how to treat her like a slut.

This is 21st century, no lady should hold your emotion a ransom.

Rotfl @her clients. Why are you guys mean like this? Lol!

I laughed so hard, I'm crying. So guys can be this vulnerable.


Na the " I don't want to hear stories that touch" finish me.

Chei!

Minister of Investment

KOPT33:
Are you depressed? You sound like you have a great sorrow somewhere in the recesses of your mind dripping into your consciousness like a tap half-closed. Where you are coming from, is where I have been, but resolutely dug myself out of.

I come from an extremely poor home. We weren't always poor, that is, we were doing fine until my father became sick, and he being the breadwinner of the family couldn't provide for us anymore. He was bedridden for sixteen years and finally departed some eleven years ago when I was just 15 years old. My mom is the one who carried us, fed us, bathed us, fathered, and mothered us. Today, at the age of forty-nine, she looks a decade older on account of the stress and suffering she saw with whilst raising us.

All of these things make me sad when I reflect upon them. For one, my education would have been smoother, my life would have been a vertical plane of one achievement piled atop another, but it isn't; things turned out the way they did--for this, I am both thankful and dismayed. But it's fine, material well-being is not a given in our society and if we dwell too much on our lack, we forget the most important thing we have: our heart, our sensibilities, the gift of breath and the daily bread: regardless of how strong or small it is; we are still living, and for this we should be thankful.

If you desire the good things of life, don't stay back, don't be constrained by your environment. In my next post, I will share with you what my mentor advised me to do some six years ago when I was in your shoes; but till then, keep dreaming, keep smiling, keep aspiring, and enjoying life.

Wow! I just copied and pasted this in my MSWord. Thank you.

@Op...Tell her you are not comfortable with it. It is as simple as that.

nNEOo:
...am then he let God and the whole world knw what he did!

World people


If he keeps quiet, y'all Sheeple and Pastor Freeze will have a field day, now he has shown his benevolent side, you still complain.


Human beings and their judgemental nature.

Jehovah!

The wife must be a descendant of Simon Peter who sliced a soldier's ear. Clean cut! Damn!

Abeg make she go die, pr*ck wey never reach us girls. Nonsense talk!


This woman has been married to her husband for 38years. Madam May, lead the pack, we will follow.

Josephamstrong1:
We've all been in the heat of the moment when angry words are said or actions are taken that we later regret. Sometimes in a love relationship or marriage , one person gets so upset he or she will threaten to end the relationship. In that contentious moment, it feels like what the person truly wants to do. Later, once both have cooled off and are seeing things more clearly, breaking up isn't so appealing. Trust me.
There are all kinds of reactions that might seem tempting when your partner threatens to remove or break up with you. It can feel manipulative and upsetting to hear the words “I'm going to remove you or break up with you” like seen on the chat below.
Take a deep breath. Do not reply or talk immediately. Take few minutes, you can see the time I replied. but I was clear that I wanted to keep talking about it. Calm down and then return to the conversation.

It’s a foolish tactic employed by insecure people who need to constantly test their power in a relationship. I speak from experience and only stopped doing it after Matilda called my bluff and walked out of my life for good. We were both twenties at the time.
Years later I dated a very sexy, dark, beautiful lady who was used to getting her way with men. The first time I told her something she didn’t want to hear she pointed to an exit and said, “There’s the door!”
I thought to myself, “Bingo!”
Without realizing it she handed me a “Get out of jail free” card. I knew I’d be free to stick around as long as I wanted and, when the relationship was no longer fun, all I had to do was say something (she doesn't want to hear the truth) she didn’t want to hear, wait for her to point to a door and say, “OK, bye, have a nice life.”

If you care enough to make the relationship work you have two basic choices. Get used to a lifetime of threats or call her bluff and let the chips fall where they may.
When you chop down a tree using an axe, every time you hit the tree, pieces of wood (chips) scatter. While you are cutting, you don't worry about the various chips flying around; you don't really care where they land. As a cutter, you remain focussed on the task at hands which is to chop down the tree.
Just remember, never call a bluff unless you’re ready to cowboy it all up and be the man.
Pardon my grammatical errors.

Awww. Okay. I'm guilty of this one. Not like I mean it seriously, it's just one of the snotty things I do. I will change.

Op, it is nothing too serious. It's what they called unnecessary drama. Forgive her. Settle it in bed.

Luck.

bloody c***sucker. Good for you! Ntorr!

Na who dey born these people?

Please, please for the sake of your sanity, close this thread before they descend on you( which they have every right to do).


Are you even well?


Bullpoop!

Why would I want to commit such because of a dastard? Kill a baby that is inside me? More like killing myself nau.

motherfucker:
The guy is an inspiration. What led to that container thread was inspired by young's model. I did what seems like a simulation of his brain lol, think hard and came up with mine. It hasn't been easy but I hope it pays off. I have been working on it for one year now and all indicator has been slow but assuring.

But there was one problem. The shipping model recommended by Ymodulus and others in the mini importation business threads will be extremely expensive if I go that route, I mean the base 1, ST Patrick and Co... Because they charge per kg, we will be looking at $20,000 But if I ship via sea and container, it may cost me just $2000-5000.

Unfortunately, I have never done this side of importation before, shipping by container and that is why I am digging everything possible.

I dey like women wey dey hustle ooo hope u no mind if I dey like u lol

Anyway, thanks for the input so far. I have sent Ymodulus a text with a link to the thread to contribute what he knows. I hope he does that but if he doesn't, the search continues.

Thank you, motherfucker. Thanks. You guys inspire me. I see the constraints you face. Wish God will alleviate them. I am very optimistic that you will blow. You no go be like skiibii( that guy even if them put bomb for e head e no go blow).

motherfucker:
oh Young? I called him a few days ago just to say hi. It's been a long and I had been meaning to call to check on him. I had to go through Justi to get his number. I had it before but due to series of phone changes, I lost it.

I understand Young for wanting to hide from the public lol. Naughty boy. Even the day I called him(last we spoke on phone was in 2015 and last chat was 2016.) he was talking with a husky voice ... I had to send him a text and reveal my ID or the Nairaland user name he knew me for, not this one. He then responded well.

I will send him a text sha and see if he can help.

Na werey boy. We chatted during Christmas. Nice chap. Omo mehn! I just had to brace up and hustle my own. I want to be successful.

I just remembered. My younger sister sells human hair. She imports from China.

DavidEsq:
Was it a Yoruba demon or a fvckboy?

. Lol. Does it matter? No, it doesn't.

Ezkid:
Borehole also think she have a say. Absurdity!

.

Thankfully, I am far from being a borehole...Too far.

What am I even explaining for? You called your girl a borehole in the other post! How are we not even sure you are the one with a tiny "member"?

I'm sure your size is so tiny, e go dey do your gf like cotton wool inside ear.

I'm out.

motherfucker:
huh... I felt i was talking too much or being boastful lol. that was why. pardon me lol.

Hey dear, Nairaland wahala again.

The only person I know is Young (the modulus) guy, I know him on a personal level. We have been friends for years now but I doubt if he would be willing to help (not like he is bad, na), he is a great but I am not sure. I haven't even called him in a while.


I am sorry. I will be on the look out.

victorian:
Abi?

I pity the mother for giving birth to such ungrateful son.
Better to have female children than such a son!
He's talking about not been able to bag a degree in the university. When there are so many graduates out there without jobs, trekking with torn shirts and battered shoes.
He should go and see his mates who didn't go to university, how well off they are and enjoying life.
Any man who dispise his mother will suffer in life. It's not curse but what God has ordained already from above.

That's why he's suffering. So much hate in his heart towards his mum.

Na their he go dey ,no going forward no going backward. He should keep hating her. He is doing himself.

Refer to his previous thread where he was complaining about his girl having a fishy "south side" and also has a baby mama at his age. Only you, woman woman talk! Now, he is roping his mom into his blame list.

Misplaced priorities.

I'm out

victorian:
Well no need stopping low to your level of trading insults. That's all you are good for.

Am done with this topic.
Bye.

Pay him no attention, if he can speak ill of his mother, how much more you? Imagine him calling you names.

Men with no respect for women.

Jimbadly:
Na who be dat geh for ya profile?

Why are you asking?

sisipelebe:
Indian men can do anything for the sake of love. We have seen it all in their movies.

Indian who?? So not true. Don't let their movies deceive you...They like women especially black women because they feel we are not as conservative as their women.

Yes. It does but not with Indians.

Indians are racists. Don't let their movies fool you. Love ke

Ladyhippolyta88:
Use the word Brostitute for guys You are spot on sis. Nor mind the OP.
For the last time *leaves thread*.

Thank you sis, or Molosho( male olosho)..

Vick4rill:
l don't band u before? any girl who is fvcking around is an olosho simple

Same from my point of view. Any man that sleeps around is a male olosho...

BabbanBura:
Ba ke ba Sarautar ke nan! Who ask you to go to za oza room? Abi na your way of leading on?

Lol..Oga ...Leave me o..

Yeah, Good for them. Remove play, it's a good thing.

Op, the people sister when you done bang put for ground, who you wan leave them for?

makapella:
Hello Nairalanders,i really need your advice on this one.. Im so confused ryt now..please dont mind my writting pattern.

I hv been dating this girl for many years now,almost close to 6 years..we love ourselves so much and hv sacrifised a lot for each other..i would been long married to her but its quite unfortunate that my parents dont hv any iota of likeness for her.

She has really been there for me,stood by me even when i didn't hv "shi shi".i cant start naming the things we hv done for each other now.

The problem is,i was aware for a period of three months..we didnt really communicate as we used to..during dat period,a guy she claimed was a friend was always visiting her,keeping her company n stuff n i knew about it cos he is a "church guy" n i trusted him n even liked him..

Three months later,she tells me dat she has missed her period n dat she did it just twice cos she was carried away n he showed her much love and care and was even appreciated by d guys family.

Now she is four months pregnant n she is begging me dat she doesnt want to loose me..she cries everyday dat it was a mistake..

Im so confused right now..i love her so much but i cant father another man's child oo n my family will totally hate her now..

Please what do i do?Genuine suggestions please.its a true life story oo..

As saddening as this story, I won't feel 100% sympathy for you. You guys feel you can just leave your woman for three months and waltz back into her life from nowhere. Not minding the emotional trauma you would have put her through. Casting doubts in her mind, she might have felt you will drop her like hot potato after "eating" her for 6 years.


Still, I'd blame her, 3months is to short a "window period" to wean yourself of a man you claim to love, 6 years for that matter.
She didn't have to get a rebound immediately. Everything is so messed up now.

I feel sorry, for you and for her. Love lost.

The ball is in her court, not yours. Honestly, I can't advice my brother to marry a girl in this situation. (but then you aren't my brother)

Best wishes!

Rhemmymatician:
Easier said... ever been in that shoe?

Hello, to answer your question. Yes.

When? Presently, I am healing from a heartbreak. This is a situation that had me going to the Doctor's on Friday because my of my heart rate. My mental health nose dived.

Is nothing... He will replace errthang!

BabbanBura:
Sarki da Sarauniya, daidai ke nan. To ai sai a karasa zancen a cikin dakin Sarki.
Yaya kike?

Haaa ..Me no go the oza room o

kestolove95:
Finally she has lost tobi to Alex, nd dix week will be her worst as nobody gives a damn abt her..shes to stupid and a very sadist biatch...vote Alex or tobi or miracle or Nina, even last sef, cee c no go win

Girl! Get a grip! and maybe a whip! To whip that mouth of yours. Read what you just wrote. Can't you see you "mirror" the same Cee-C, you so hate?



You sounding like Tobi is a trophy! Just Wow!! Felicia, clap for yourself.