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bullshit

make i join una on da train abeg.

@Fof2
i dey wait ur list too ooo.i go xcheck wit ma own wey i dey compile.NSE na our own o!

@ poster

that sure is the way peopleprime works, just be patient;if you were shortlisted it means dat you participated in the last graduate recruitment fair or you registered your resume wit 'em somehow.
You will be called/emailed as promised soon,i guess.all the best!
P.S.
@stellose
was that sceptism from u??

The following information is from an insider an requires your urgent attention.Please, my source says only qualfied candidates will be invited for a chat, so best of luck!:



VACANCIES:

A project engineering construction company urgently needs competent, experienced, result oriented candidates for immediate employment.

Administrative Officer.
Responsibilities:
1. Organize and maintain all office file prepare and transmission of all documents.
2. Maintain a calendar of all office events and notify staff of it, Keep office inventory ledgers, ensure office utilities are supplied.
3. Procure all office equipment, supplies, files and Accept log all deliveries and incoming correspondence
4. Ensure office safety, equipment and should have adequate exposure in human resource
5. Engage in any other administrative task as required.
Qualifications:
1. HND, B Sc or its equivalent in social or management science or other related fields with 3 years working experience
2. Administrative experience will be added advantage, Excellent English verbal and written communication skills
3. Good interpersonal and communication ability.

Project Engineers
The person will undertake administrative and supervision / construction of all construction activities.
Responsibilities:
1. Prepare site document ,Manage men and material for construction
2. Liaise with client representative on inspection and other requirement and Maintain daily activity log and site records
3. Ensure construction activities comply to stipulated standard of quality, time and Report construction progress
4. Ensure that construction schedules are maintained, Ensure scope of work is delivered on site and Maintain budget estimates
Qualifications:
1. B Sc, HND in building/civil engineering / Electrical engineering related fields with 2-5 years experience in site work.
2. Experience of Telecom site build with be added advantage
3. Should be result oriented work with less supervision and Excellent English verbal and with good interpersonal and communication ability.

Business Development
Requirements:
1. Locating new construction opportunities, developing relationships with owners/contacts.
2. Preparing proposals in response to a (RFPs) and Making formal presentations to owners/
3. Understanding, negotiating and writing contracts for all projects and Assisting in developing annual sales plans
Qualifications:
1. BSc, HND in engineering or related fields with 3 years experience
2. Should be result oriented work with less supervision and Excellent English verbal written communication skills and good interpersonal ability

Logistic Officer
Duties:
1. Carryout the functions of supply, transportation and delivery monitor and ensure delivery as completed
2. Liaise with project team to receive logistic directive and properly document receipt, acquisition issue, storage and disposal.
3. Determine the most Economical safe, and secured method to delivering product and Liaise with site personal.
Qualifications:
1. HND, B Sc or its equivalent in social or management science or other related fields with 3 years working experience
2. OND can apply with experience of 4years, excellent English verbal communication skills and good interpersonal skill

Accountant
The person must be able to account for all processes in the office.
Requirements:
1. Develop accounting process to capture day to day activities, prepare payments and ensure that payments are in line with policies
2. Implementing and rolling out standard cost systems, preparing weekly, monthly and yearly account reports
3. Tracking invoices, receipts and other inventories, preparing bank reconciliation and supervising account payable and receivable.
Qualifications:
1. BSc, HND in accounting with 3years experience, and work with less supervision and excellent English verbal communication skills
2. Good interpersonal skills.


AutoCAD Technicians
Requirement:
Prepare As-built documents, documentation, storage of drawing logs, receives, prepare all site drawings and project documentation.
Qualification
1. OND or HND in engineering or related field minimum of 2 years working experience and can work with less supervision
2. Good interpersonal and communication ability.

N B: All candidates must be computer literate, must have good experience in Microsoft office and should not be more than 30years of age
Method of Application
Interested applicants should forward their CV to applications@spillnigeria.com as an attachment, indicating the position of interest within ONE WEEK from date of publication. Only short listed candidate will be contacted.

@ALL
i think uncle cee is making a point here.his info might be correct since they havent completed integration yet and recruitment is, for now, limited to key staff:management and call center supervisors;all which require a high level of experience.
u could still give it a try anywayz

my sentiments exactly, my dear.I wonder the calibre of graduates we send out into the job market nowadays.you begin to wonder if truly there is scarcity of jobs when there is scarcity of qualified graduates.

here's my own input showing my belief in the 3rd batch too!


let me wet ur appetite to show why WE must be in this batch: 1st Bank has finally reviewed entry level pay to about N110,000 monthly; after confirmation its gonna be a cool N130,000. Now dats some reason!!

i must say this is one of the dumbest,immature topics av seen on nairaland so far.seems the pple who have been posting so far are still in KG
****pssst! d poster inclusive****

@easimoni
thanks for ur tips here man.i downloaded the software ad followed ur instructions but couldnt get it to work.i deleted the data files in program files and uploaded our NNSE data into the data folder.Still it failed to list NNSE under "files" in the lefthand tab.Can you help me out here?

Hmmm, go bank nah.

@zheroes
methinks someone been burned somehow
na everyone b scam now,eh?

@uglycat
so hopeless

@touche
dont be so pessimistic thats the nature of an idea (good or bad sha).you'll feel like u discovered the cure for AIDS.

@poster
i suggest dat u raise a team of like minds who 2geda will brainstorm ur idea and somethin will definitely comeout of it.its a good idea but honestly needs some fine tuning.

Sweet T:
, investigations revealed that the bank is headed for the rocks and employee will soon start losing their jobs. There is a strong feeling that wema bank is not the only bank going through this problems, there are so many Nigerian banks that are cooking their books. I hope some of you that has account with wema will be wise enough to start withdrawing their money.

Na u make d investigations?na wah o

Sweet T:
I'm not surprise at wema's problems at all. Any organizations headed by the Ekitis always end up like this, look at Ekiti state on its own. If you are wise enough and want to keep your hard earned money, steer clear of wema and intercontinental banks. They are bunch of fakes.

I wonder how you handle conversations wit people out there;i pity the people who have to bear your strident goat-peals all in the name of making urself heard.What has ekiti got to do wit banking?see me see trouble o! If u really have nothing mature to post why dont u migrate to sites where pple like u go: child-porn sites.

maybe u should ask urself how much they pay THIER OWN FOLK,eh?Asian labor is one of the cheapest in the world hence they are prime spots for outsourcing.They wouldnt treat a Nigerian differently as long as he/she is a "laborer" with them. So dont give them a blanket judgement and say they oppress Nigerians abeg.They dont see it that way.Infact, ask any one working with an Asian and they will tell you dat Nigerians are lazy and like to get paid for not working.They will also tell you dat Nigerians like to spend on dressing and image and dont care for important issues. So what do u say to that?
Asians are known globally for thier industry, what are Nigerians known for,eh?

naijaking1:
No credence should be given to such 'carton' stories.

I remember a long time ago, somewhere in Imo state, there were 2 competing bakers.

One learnt the secret of using lot of shortening/butter in his bread, while the other relied on his vast family business name for success.

The guy who learnt to use lots of butter in his formular started out-selling his more famous competitor as you would expect.

After, a few years the rumor began going around that the guy using more butter in his bread was being assisted by witchcraft using human body parts.

A stupid story, but likely to get a hearing in naija, because of illiteracy.

If you ask me, I would say, if cartons, body parts, chinese juju, whatever makes bread better and cheaper and approved by the health department, then use it!

na wah o, the way some people reason sef
here's to people who give opinions like push-cart laborers!

Bishop:
Our ostentatious life style is part of the problem,80% of the average owner of a bakery has either more than 1 wife or sires many children.

His income is more does not match his expenditure,so he has to complain,however we must also confess that govt policies is killing business unless you are ready to cut corners,which i believe thats what the chinese do and also they cut cost with their standard of living and doing business.in business we call it optimisation

LOL LOL LOL

@funkybaby
methinks u no won show ur u**y face LOL.bet u av a kingsize wart on ur nose

ruudgal:
I'm sorry to say this ladies but this really has to be said,

Romance ii believe is subject to the value a man places on you,

if he doesnt jump out of the car just to open the door for you, it may be because you make statements like "what a man can do, "

We feel its ok to tell guys what to do to please us in bed, and yet we don't let them know how we want to be treated out of it,

There are Nigerian men, who value women and romance them equally, i know, i have 2 as brothers, and i have dated 3 in this short life

We just watch too many american movies and assume romance equals flowers, keys to a new car or diamond necklaces, Dont you know in yankee they have 28days to return those gifts if they still ahve the receipt??

we look for the grande gestures adn fail to see the little gestures such as him calling us last thing before he goes to bed even though he is tired and just wnats to sleep, or romantic acts like calling us in the middle of the day toi say, Make sure you keep your stomach empty, we going out for dinner,

it doesnt have to be keys to a car, or a weekend in jamaica, if he attempts, ofcourse i wont object, but if you don't value the little things, how is he suppose to WOW you with the grand things,

Think about it

This is some intelligent post;our naija ladies should read this thoroughly.

@scolfireld
LOL. u sure right!

@ all
calls av already begun to be made to successful candidates.Insight Comm is a very creative and "dramatic" organisation (see their funny Ignis adverts).So its in line for them 2 call the next stage a "semifinal"LOL. but really what they did initially was to "weed" out unsuitable candidates.This stage is the most important:u have to have a combination of the skills u expressed at the other interview stages cos it'll matter.above all,be urself and be confident.

@naijaking
u r so wrong.although i'm at the risk of making excuses for Nigerian bakers,this IS the real situation here.

@Seun
My argument is dat the chinese operate in the same environment with us BUT with better leverage.They av the full support( moral,financial and otherwise) of their govt while Nigerian bakers here av little or nothing.The chinese dont bake any better only dat they operate with more resources at their disposal.Note that we face this problem in the textile and leather industries too.
There are great Nigerian bakers out there but the chinese may just be a step ahead o

@zheroes
now thats scary

@all
Hmmm

The chinese dont use anything special my friend.They have a govt who gives them almost 0% interest loans to establish businesses in emerging economies:dats their secret.Nigerian bakers here have to contend with rising cost of flour and other materials, crazy import duties and related fees on foreign baking machinery and equipment, and last but not the least, our very own dismal power supply.add it all 2geda and see if dats not enough to increase cost of production.infact nigerians should prepare for increases in cost of baked goods soon.
Much later in this quarter, if the rising cost of energy finally impacts Nigeria, and gas refuses to be circulation, we should expect close to 15-20% increases.

@poster,
dont bank on it my dear.No selfrespecting company hands out job letters without due process( an interview).so better ignore it;it could be a scam.
since when did job letters become chin-chin

@poster
good to hear that finally a good note for people prime/temp! How did it all happen?share your experience with us so we may learn.SOme of us need the info u know.

kai christiana:ur post was real acidic. d poster did not ask for this o lol

DRIVER:First School leaving Certificate (FSLC) and A minimum of practical driving skills in a reputable organizationMust not exceed 35 years of age.
HOW TO APPLY: Interested and qualified candidates should send a detailed CV along with a cover letter, specifying areas applied for to:The ChiefUNITAR40, Onne Road, GRA Phase 11Port Harcourt, Rivers.
CLOSING DATEReceipt of applications will close on Thursday, 11 January 2008 at 4.00 pm

Am sorry this looks closed but still make an attempt.

there is NO strong reason your friend should leave for a bank!

na wah 4 u @raphew
why dont u get the offers 1st b4 "counting your chickens, "?Haba!

A jobless man is a spineless man: He has no way of executing his societal,marital and financial responsibilities.