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CAPSLOCKED:
I AM CELIBATE BECAUSE I HAVE NO SEX ORGAN.

CAPSLOCKED:
EVERYBODY ON THE INTERNET HAS BEEN CELIBATE FOR DECADES. ODIEGWU!

Viserion:
I rushed to the thread thinking I'll see someone talking about how a girl ruined his life..


guy go do regularisation...

jesmond3945:
Uk na. Newcastle

jesmond3945:
i still get weird stares and people not willing to come close.

NeoWanZaeed:
As if poor people no dey USA.


The only country I can discharge to is Saudi..

.end of story

Explorers:
A cashier in a plastic gown works at the checkout of a supermarket in Wuhan on Monday.


Even drinks

Youngzubi:
Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy junction, I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information abt her, her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks, two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks I wore better clothes with my neighbor perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed. Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her. One day i made up my mind to approach her, it was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street, I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night.. abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..

nervorum:
You'd do it not for yourself, but also for the expectant mother, if she is comfortable with it and if there are no obstetric contra-indications. Its impt for her psychological and physiological well being.

Sex in pregnancy can also be therapuetic. It sometimes help in post-datism, from wide observations.

franugo:
mehn say ancient gadgets

HRHQueenPhil:
Obey the Bible and flee from fornication. In literal terms, move from that apartment to another and don't tell her.

Blu03:
i hate all this tribal bullshit. One guy once came here to complain that his fiancee is an 'osu', bla bla bla.

You boyfriend should man up and take control of his damn life. I respect my mother and i strive to always please her. But there are certain choices she cannot make for me.
If he loves you, he marries you.

petitoni:
[/b]Let's assume prostitution is legal in Nigeria, try to go into it... Tell your parents, family and friends about the type of business you're doing... Let's see how they throw a party in honour of such a noble business... [b]



[s][/s]Visit a brothel and try to have a chat with any of the girls.. You will understand why the job doesn't give them a peace of mind...
One of the reasons they can't do without smoking and drinking.. [s][/s]

DevelopNaija:
I sent the picture below to my friend and she responded 'AMEN'. I had to remind her that this is not a prophecy but a goal that needs actions to become a reality.

#Poverty will drastically reduce if the following are done.

1. Change our mindset
2. Increase Minimum Wage.
3.Cut down public officers' salaries and allowances.
4. Gain 21st Century skills.
5. Provision of well paying jobs
6. Smart solutions for electricity and Water problem
7. Stop being greedy, selfish and self-centered.
8. Minding one's business

What other ways can we reduce poverty for ourselves and others? Any suggestions?

petitoni:
I don't get the last part...
Nobody needs anyone to be comfortable financially...
It depends on the definition you give to comfort..
Contentment plays a major role in controlling how much value people place on comfort....

And people working in a brothel don't look that comfortable.. Have you seen one before?
Their looks says it all...

[/b]Making money in a legal way still remain the best way to comfort and peace of mind. [b]

Riele:
Haha .

Prove you wrong ?

I don't need to prove anything to anybody .

[/b]Do have a good day ![b].

Riele:
It's a good thing you're not sure about it .

Believe me , be sure !

Riele:
You forgot to add that she's intelligent too

Jarvis22:
Hello Nairalanders
I am actually not new here, but I had to create a new account for this. I am really sorry to bother you guys with this, but I really need some elderly/brotherly advice.

I'm a 21-year-old guy, recently graduated from a university in the East, haven't gone for service yet. I am currently fending for myself as I make an average of 70k monthly as a site manager. (this is for people who will tell me to go and look for work.).

I started dating my girlfriend from year 2 years ago in year 3 before industrial training. She's a nice girl, feminine charms and all, and she's the same age as me.
Before we kicked it off sexually, I made sure we made it clear on the area of body count and exes. We've both had 2 relationships before, or so as she made me believe.

Fast forward to thursday of last week, (She has been behaving raather weridly for some weeks, not replying chats and stuff like that), so beause of these I decided to pay her a 2 day visit. When I reached her place in the evening around 2. She was in another guy's room, she opened door for me and left me in the room for 3 hours while she went back to the guy's room.

I no talk, I carry face thruout the night, and in the morning we made up, thinking that we'll use that day (Friday) to talk about shit. This girl abandoned me in the room again in the excuse she's going to buy fish for pepper soup. Na so from 10am to 8pm I no see my so called babe. Damn! I had had it up to here.

As she came back, without tangible explanations,, I made it clear I wasn't doing again. She begged and begged. I considered and we made up AGAIN.

Now yesterday morning, (I also noticed shes been spending much time on WhatsApp now which was unlike her as I was literally the only person she chats with).

I asked her for her phone and she appeared fidgety, which much reluctance she handed it to me, and I went straight to whatsapp.

I noticed she's wiped most of her chats and I noticed a guy's number in her list, someone she dint tell me about. I opened the chat and saw that It had also been wiped. But she mistakenly left the part where they discussed about sex and hows hes the first to fuvk her on her menses.

BROTHERS! I WAN CRAZE!

This is a girl ive dated for two bloody years, I have been extremely faithful as we were in the same dept. she has access to my phone whenever and however she wants.

Why she hid this guy from me, I do not know. I also saw shes been begging him to take her out (I'm in a kind of tight spot financially as I literally blew up to 150k on her new place, so I haven't been yielding to her requests.) Don't judge me, I was badly in love.


I broke up with her immediately yesterday morning and left the place.

She has been calling and begging me since then, I blocked her everywhere except whatsapp. Truely, she loved me very much o, and also made a lot of sacrifices for me. But her dishonesty and her behavior these past few days are the main reasons im taking a walk.

I really dont know what to do guys, I am not a newbie to love matters and the deceitful ways of women, which was my motivation to stick to one woman. But this one, ah!


I am still a young man with a bright future ahead of me. All this woman matter no be for me, but this loss is really hurting me badly, and the fact she kept on holding on to the fact that its just two guys for two bloody years.

What do you suggest? I'll be in the comments.

Saneesk:
Hello fellow nairalanders I'm currently in level one and I'm the class rep.and there's this girl who regularly stares and smiles at me and some time she talks to me does that mean she loves me
Or another reason

jawalis:
That’s great. [/b]She may worth it or even more than these, Who knows?[b] But on the other hand... think twice bro. MAY YOU NEVER GO BROKE. and to us all who can’t afford things like these. LET’S ALL KEEP HEAD UP

dmgr:
Don't u think it will a bad idea confessing to his fiancee at this point in time,u know some secrets re better left secrets to avoid drama.

fanmilk:
OK. Like you rightly said, you want imperfect people to advice you... Good, am one so let me drop my one cent here.

You see, what you feel right now for your colleague at work is complete LUST!
Apart from the adventurous nature of how she wants you to do the do in places u never envisage, you did not state any other thing about her, like being smart , intelligent, e. t. c. See bro, this thing you are seeing in her now is SHORT TERM! But your bae on the other hand has Qualities that may last a lifetime. Its obvious u are an adventurous person, so why don't you show your Bae what you want, you will be surprise she may even be more adventurous than you! She may have been hiding that part from you so that you don't see her as a loose Girl!! Try it.

As for that misisi at your work place, you have gat to use your head bro, to gradually withdraw from her and show professionalism in your work!!! Office romance often time end in DISASTER!!!! Because when the matter go CAST!! , You will regret ever having that ADVENTURE!

PEACE!

Gaggi:
I had a similar experience also. The adventure was so wild and fun that I even started thinking of replacing her with my babe. However, after a while the flaws started coming out. This girl now became a burden and a liability. And we worked in the same office. Fortunately for me she was an intern.
I had to manage her till she left the office then I ghosted her. As for your case, just start withdrawing. Become distant and decline any after office engagement. It wouldn't be easy but she will gradually get the message.
For those who think dating an office girl is all about enjoying quickie etc, please think twice. Office romance should be avoided at all cost.

chokas:
Bro are you in Turkey presently,? It seems No one here has been to Turkey cause all I read here is like it's heresay or read or overheard from someone. Pls if any one has lived worked or is presently in Turkey should brief me biko
...am deeply worried. As for the Visa,it shows I have between 31/1/2020 to 28/02/2020 and 15days to spend there and it shows that am going there as a sportsman.(SPORCU) But am not...I fix phones.