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Covid is very real
Pray you don't experience it.

skimena:
I can't support masturbation or rape. Never. When u're Hot and you are not married. Just Read your Bible. Pray, sing praise and worship to God.

You won't even last 3 minutes before the urge will disappear.

Spiritualizing sexual urge. Can you imagine?

I guess when you are hungry or you need to pee just do the same thing, sing praises, and read your bible and the urge will disappear.

Asides outright fornication and porn-induced sexual satisfaction i will advise anyone to do what he or she can to ease off the sexual tension.

It is foolish to fight a natural urge...For those with a natural ability to withstand it please do and for those who cant please help yourself out.

Very ignorant thread.

He picked his size.

The gift of a man makes way for him

Kundagarten:
What do you expect Tinubu to do? PMB is not GEJ and Abuja is not Lagos. If Tinubu do anyhow him go see anyhow.

Tinubu the Evil Genius.

azmanaty02:
Nawao

But why must women always cheat in relationships?? Can't they keep their ass down in one place??

The ex factor is majorly the cause.

When a lady is still attached emotionally and sexually to an ex or when an ex do it better then there is bound to be problem.

That is why GOD frowns at pre marital sex cos ladies most times bond strongly when they start having sex with a guy regularly... Even a LovePeddler can testify to this.

NEWBIN:
We have known each other for about six months now. I proposed to her in March 2020 and kept telling me she was thinking about it.

Just yesterday, she said yes to my proposal and I was so excited. When I met her yesterday evening, she told me Friday (June 26) is her birthday and that, she expects a lot of gifts and mobile money from me. My bowels became full instantly so left to go ease myself.

I have lost interest. Show me a way to outsmart this fraudster of a lady, thanks.

You are on your own.

rahztafari:
Asss innnnnnn. Say god, u plagiarised my mind abii?

Chai!!! Its been long I post on NL ooo. This must be the thread of the month for me. I liked almost all the post on first page ooo. God bless that guy that said leaving Nigeria is sweeter than sex. I think say Na only me sha.

2k to 5k f*** broke girls abeg till I see better pikin. If shes broke and can offer something worthy, I go invest.

This thread is nice

There was this lady a friend of mine met online, he has not met her till date... a graduate seeking for job at that time and she contacted the guy for just a stipend to start a busibess... I mean crazy small money to start a biz since she was still job hunting.

The guy gave this lady a paltry sum of money...the type a slay queen will throw back at him...but guess what?, this lady turned that crazy small 20k into gold.

That is the type of lady any man should pray to have. That lady is a multi millionaire in the making cos her entrepreneurial acumen is out of this world.

Iceyjayz:
The bolded is what I'm talking about, the money I gave my ex, she never used it to do anything better for herself, only buying expensive clothes, shoes, perfumes, etc and she got more entitled like mad, mehn I just left the relationship as fast as I can, Lol presently she's asking me to forgive that, she never knew what she has until it was gone.

I told her we can be friends but nothing will make me be her boyfriend again.

I can give my lady N3m to start a business but I get so pissed if a lady wants to just live her life on asking for inconsequential money...

Turata101:
Thank you bro. You are very right. A broke girl has nothing to offer, only sticking pussy. You don’t have to force anyone to accept your advise . Time will tell

Broke ladies are different from leeches.

What the OP ought to write is "stay away from ladies who leech on men"

I have met broke ladies in the past who will never demand money from me even when they are veery broke...

I have seen ladies that turned a little stipend to gold.

There is no big deal in being broke but leeching on men to live your life is crazy.

Iceyjayz:
Stay away from broke girls, run as fast as you can if possible, if you are earning good income monthly stick to high class ladies that are earning good income too, so that you can both complement each other.

I've learnt the hard way and I can never repeat such stupid mistake again.

There is nothing wrong in dating a broke lady if you have money to help her change her status.

The problem is that many broke ladies are foolish in that they keep asking for money for dumb things rather than ask purposefully like wanting to invest in a business so that they can start making their own money.

Charmingrascal:
To y'all saying "Corona virus is not real"

Don't be stupid, don't put others at risk.



Obj said Corona virus is not real, but he has been wearing face mask lately


Don't let your Pastors and Imams deceive u.

Use your head and stay safe

Can you quote the source where OBJ said it is not real or are you one of the gullible Nigerians who believe in cut and paste fake news?

Anyways my fear is that Nigeria is now in the wet season which is a very favourable for the virus so more caution is needed now than ever before.

emperor863:
I have said it several times that this forum is filled with illiterate pigs who do not understand how to be decent on a forum of this nature.

Just imagine the comment you quoted; it can only emanate from a child who clearly lacks a decent home training and who also does not understand the use of words.

They will be talking about freedom of speech while forgetting that people must take responsibility for all their actions / inactions - including whatever you say or write. This is because as you have the freedom to say what you wish, others too have the right to their dignity, (including public servants) and they must do all within their capacity to protect it.

Unfortunately, Nairaland is full of such puerile and ignorant members. We have to make do with them until the owners of the forum decide to do the absolutely needed weeding of the forum.

You think everyone posting on nairaland is mentally OK.

Many of them have serious mental issues and if you want to know just go through the history of their posts and you will come to realize that they are not well at all.

I have learnt to look away from them as you wrote, it is unfortunate that there is no way Seun can set up the site to weed off mentally unstable people from. Registering.

MASTERCHIEF0847:
His family affair is not part of politics so why bring it into this?
Some of you just lack home training walahi. I don't support Oshiomole but i mean saying this kind of things, imagine if it's your mother someone is saying these things about will you be happy?
Freedom of speech should not mean license to be stupid on purpose.

Honestly this act of people leaving topic if discussion to start attacking people's personal lives is a pointer to the way they reason.

Many people have incurable bitterness in them and they are constantly looking for where to shoot their venom.

Waterypussy2:
Oshomole that couldnt even impregnate his new wife which made her ran to USA leaving his dirty back ass behind.

What If she does not want a child from him? Busy body...

They are saying one thing and fiam you have brought his personal life into the matter just like many unintelligent nairalanders are fond of.

Ode.

Righteousness89:
Are u concerned with not being a virgin or with sinning against GOD , your body and exposing yourself to spiritual wife!


Masturbation is Deep bro.

It cripples one Spiritually, physically, Maritally, Mentally and otherwise..

What is this one saying?

Addiction to masturbation or addiction of any type can cripple you.

Masturbation is not a sinful act but hou can tag it a habbit that can limit your life if it gets out if control just like drinking alcohol, smoking and several other habits

wany:
Naaaaa it is you.but honesty I think you are really too old for this shit.a man almost 50 still clamouring for NL likes jeez get matured biko.you are soon going to be a grand father.no wonder your marriage didn't work.

You again! What is your obsession with me? Can't you just ignore my threads or posts on nairaland? You have been trolling me since time memorial..

Who are you to tell another person how to live his or her life? You are very lame and must be very unintelligent. It is even more worrisome that you digressed totally to start ranting about another man's personal life because of a fun thread....and judging from how you attack people from your posts history calling them names because of their opinion is a pointer to the fact that you are very bitter, depressed, unstable mentally. emotionally and psychologically....simply put...you have a very serious mental illness.

I usually ignore Comments from wasted people like you but i just chose to make you feel relevant. I pity your parents for wasting their efforts on you...they should have used the resources wasted on you to train a dog.

My advice, get a grip of yourself before you go totally nsane and if for any reason you desire me, just send me a dm and I may consider having you as a concubine to save you from your depression.

Ceska:
This post has no scientific basis or otherwise. I'm still very beautiful, and with brains too. Extremely good in what I do. Believe me, I also have highly intelligent and brilliant kids

Your outward beauty is average even with all the make up and impossible hair style.

You try.

humilitypays:
whenever issues like this is raised, you should know by default that they are talking about the majority.

Of course in every rule there will always be an exception, the op is talking about majority of averagely beautiful ladies not all.


Majority of extremely beautiful ladies have repulsive character, mannerless and rude, maybe due to too many male toasters chasing them they then develop ill manner out of pride of being often chased by all class of men.


Toks2008 is very correct, 100% correct

Thanks for putting that right to many who have replaced Most with All.

Munzy14:
seun I hope robots are not accessing nairaland o.

Some comments look suspicious, And calls for a captcha test before logging in.

Lool! I don laugh my intestines out.. Oh my.. This is crazily funny.

Prettychild:
Which one is average beauty again? You are either ugly or beautiful.

There is no ugly woman in the real sense.

MajorOvakporaye:
useless thread created by a jobless poster!!!

these are not facts but just imaginations from your confused oblongata

All this rant on top of a Fun thread.

Its OK... Continue

UyaiIncomparabl:
Wailer.

See your lips
. By the way I hope you know you no too fine like that.

Your outward beauty is average.

*Takes cover*

Lalasticlala do you agree?

IamPlato:
Bro Very Man Got Their Specs. If I Date A Girl Who Is Below Average, I Swear It Is Because She Has Big Ass Or big Boobs All Which I Want To Taste Then Leave, its Purely Lust.


But For The Real Woman I Want, she Must Be Beautiful and I Mean Very Beautiful. If Beauty Doesnt Bother Others, it Bothers The Hell Out Of Me. She Must Be Very Beautiful and I Mean A Girl From 8/10-10/10. Thats The Kind Of Wife I Want...


After Beauty then Intelligence And Other Qualities I Want.


But The Spoiler that Comes With Me By Default Is Mouth Odour And Body Odour. No Matter How Beautiful, if She Has Any Of That she Immediately Becomes Unattractive, I Cant Control That.

How do you define outward beauty?

To me no be face o... It is the curves.

Geminita1:
18th century post.

Shebi you like beautiful women, they have dealt with you.

Now you are looking for a decent woman to clean you up.

I pity the women that end up with wasted men.

Wasted ke!

Define that term biko.

Olalan:
Thank God for his Mercies.....Truth is covid is real and people need to be extra careful

I will never forget my ordeal as long as I live.

March 31st was the day I thought I would die but GOD saved me.

Menikki31:
The fact that this is trending is the reason why we have many poor people in this country
These are normal people like u who are rich period just because he is davido does not mean chioma hole is made of honey that local girl in ur area might have a better puss

Your last paragraph is the reason why I cry inside when I see some guys killing themselves over these so called "classy" or sophisticated ladies cos there are very sweet drop dead gorgeous young ladies everywhere who will value that 50k a "trendy" babe will see as nothing.

Ladies whose parents will hold vigil to pray for you if you gift them as little as 200k but foolish guys prefer to run after the so called sophisticated babes.

missimelda01:
This is me wondering why people who make money illegally make the loudest noise on social media

You no wonder reach me walahi.

All this nonsense I'm seeing on nairaland these days dey turn my belle....If i comment now some wailers won't let me rest.

*Walks out of thread*

PrecioussB:
I am young and beautiful but when it comes to dating maybe because of some failed relationships, I rather stay on my own.

I remember even on valentine's day since i had broken up with my bf, i just decided to chill by myself. Ealking to the store, met some guys you know how they toast now, telling me why a beautiful girl like me is not on a date? and i jokingly replied i have one or just joke along.

Now I'm thinking, i might be wasting my beauty and youth because i have not been dating for long, have the zeal and will but don't have the strength.

Shouldn't I enjoy all those things now before I start looking old? My last relationship really exhausted me.

You are not even married yet and you are already exhausted.

Many ladies are already married several times before they eventually get married to the last man standing.