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[color=#cc0066]I actually posted a 'wow' she got curves type of message, then I looked closer and saw seams near the jeans and then modified my message into a 'it's been photoshopped' no lady needs to be unecessarily jealous, if she is truly confident in herself and her abilities.

Peace[/color]

[color=#cc0066]I love design stuff, been using photoshop for 5 years and you can do AMAZING things, infact I'll use the same pic, and show you what I mean .[/color]

[color=#cc0066]It's obviously been photoshopped, there are tell-tale signs!

*edit* - I can't ever be 100% sure though, [/color]

[color=#cc0066]@ HRHotness,

That summary of yours seems very biased and quite unrealistic. I doubt many prostitutes have the last laugh, because no matter what anybody says, they don't want to be alone when all their age mates are married with children and settled down. I believe that with all my heart. No family to call your own, no grandchildren no legacy - unless they find love (or compromise), and it's very hard to find love when you've brainwashed yourself that it doesn't exist, you have to start learning all the lessons (all these women you claimed to be sat at home) have already learnt time ago.

Barely have I ever read that prostitutes have the last laugh!

This topic itself is a first for me![/color]

[color=#cc0066]Please enlighten me & us all! Why don't you start off the sharing?[/color]

[color=#cc0066]Awwww[/color]

[color=#cc0066]If you don't love again, you miss out on a wonderful chance to find that person who completes you (other than God).[/color]

[color=#cc0066]Hi,

Though that was very long (yes I know! I the Queen of essays is saying such a thing). I just went brieftly through the topic, looking at the main points. This is pretty obvious stuff, but it's worth reading, luckily I don't have a problem with jealousy, because I am very good at being very rational (apart from one issue, which y'all know ).

I am the type that will trust you, and only take it away when you break it, though some amount of effort must be put in to earn it first. I believe every human is different, and individual, and though this may result in repeat heartbreak or sadness, I know it is only a matter a time 'til I find that person who is worth it.[/color]

[color=#cc0066]No, God is supposed to be the biggest common bond between the Husband and Wife.[/color]

[color=#cc0066]Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.
His grandmother remarked, "doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"
Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."
This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?"
"Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!"[/color]

[color=#cc0066]Six-year old Angie and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

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[color=#cc0066]Dear Lord, please show yourself to those who do not know you today! But especially, I want to pray for my family, friends and my ex, who struggled with his faith, we are all struggling, but these people I really want to focus on.

Amen[/color]

[color=#cc0066]I know this is an e-fellowship but I would really like to include a prayer request too.

Please can we pray for the non-believers all around us.
I am praying for some friends in particular, and am a little iffy about putting up their names for confidentiality reasons, so just know that I have friends in particular that I want to pray for. Pray for yours too, even that stranger down the street. Let us pray for everybody.
There are so many! Too many! [/color]

[color=#cc0066]Awwww, I had too much chocolate cake and I feel sick!

Anyways, my dad, didn't use to wear his after a while. I think it's the trend all his colleagues don't. If I was my mum, it would bother me, and it did bother her for a while. Some think rings aren't masculine, with the others it can have a negative connotation, like being tied down. Also, it decreases the no. of women who will come onto the men. If I had to be completely honest, I would say, I just, don't, know.[/color]

[color=#cc0066]Whoops, I already copy and pasted on the topic, Oh well. I can always come back here and continue posting my stuff.[/color]

[color=#cc0066]Yey!

But what if it doesn't follow the scenario?[/color]

[color=#cc0066]Someone said that guys should just be honest and instead say something like 'You're beautiful on the inside'?

Wow, women are not stupid, my brain will decode that in 1 second to mean, you're ugly, but you have a nice personality. There's no beating it around the bush.

I think if I thought I was ugly, I would believe it if a guy said I was beautiful when we were both in love, because I think love makes a person appear beautiful to the love-r.

I accept compliments really well. I don't tell other people to shutup and I loved it when my ex used to tell me I was beautiful even the first thing in the morning, I didn't care whether it was true or not, what mattered was that he really cared for me and it seemed I was appearing beautiful to him. I can analyse the thing all day, or I can just accept it. I choose the latter.[/color]

[color=#cc0066]'HA! You don't? Tell her Matthew' At this point Matthew calmly walks over to Katie, and with a menacing look in his eye he begins to say;
'Natalie is everything I need, I was supposed to move with her abroad. But you had to just make things so hard. I asked you for the money to buy the tickets but you declined.' Tears rolled uncontrollably out of Katie's eyes. 'Now you're going to have to give me the money now, by force!' He snatched her mobile from her hand, her purse, her credit cards, he ripped the necklace he bought her for their one year anniversary. He grabbed her earrings, engagement ring and paused one moment as his gaze drifted over her cleavage. At this point Katie, wanted to punch him, but her hands were tied back and she could not move.

'Sayonara!' Matthew and Natalie yelled as they both ran outside and climbed into Katie's car. She suddenly relaxed and collapsed on the floor as soon as she heard the noise of the engine fade away. 'Hmmmmmm' Katie did not waste a second, a plan was already brewing in the back of her mind. Logic dictates that she should have been angrier at her own flesh and blood, but Katie was angrier at Matthew because to her Natalie was like a stranger.

In the car both Natalie and Matthew laughed as they both congratulated each other on their fool proof plan. 'Baby, you were amazing! Tonight! I'm gonna make it up to you.' Natalie said. 'Matthew, you better do, I had to put up with that bitch for almost a year.' They exchanged a very wet and passionate kiss and the car swerved. 'You arsehole! Don't kill us!' Matthew put his eyes back on the road and they drove to a hotel in the city centre.
There was something quite right about the two of them, deserving each other, both had become the worst they could be, Natalie betraying her only sister and Matthew using the sister for sex whilst longing for the older one.

The atmosphere was charged with hormones and the two of them looked at each other. It wasn't desire, it was greed, greed to take as much from the other, hopefully a compromise would be reached, where both of them would take each other to a climax. As Matthew and Natalie began the kissing frenzy, with his eyes closed, Natalie quickly reached into the bedside table and pointed a gun directly in the centre of Matthew's face. 'Stop. Right. There. She said' Her eyes ablaze with a sinister expression.

Meanwhile, Katie sat on the bed and began looking for something in the room, anything, any proof. The flat was empty, no letters no detail. It would be hard to prove that this was Matthee's regular accomodation since there was nothing left in the house and Matthew had only 'moved in' today. For all she knew, he could have broken into the house. She wasn't that bothered about not being able to report either Natalie or Matthew because what she had in mind was something she wanted to do as quick as possible and sweep under the rug. It would not do good to bring police attention to such a thing.

There was a knock on the flat door just as Katie was about leaving, and her train of thought ws interrupted. She hoped it wasn't the owners of the house, as she tip toed to the front door. 'It's Me!'
Katie's heart beat stopped for at least 3 seconds, and then she slowly opened the door.'
'May I help you?' She answered naively. 'Matthew!' Her shock was written all over her face!
He stepped back as if expecting a slap or worse a knife wound or gun shot wound. Putting his arms protectively over his chest and crossing his legs. 'You came back?'

He was genuinely surprised at her response and started blabbering the events of the night to Katie.
'Please, Katie, she made me do it, she had a gun to my head, and she said if I hadn't followed her that she would have killed you.'
'That's terrible, what are we going to do.' Katie replied.
'I don't know.'
'Where is she?' She asked.

'I have no idea, she dumped me at the side of the road.'
It was at this point that her gaze drifted to his unclothedness, and Katie tried to wipe the slight smirk off her face.
'Well come in then'
This was just too good to be true, Katie thought. . .
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I'm such a cheat, but y'all complaining it was getting boring. . ., it's still a game! Feel free to add more!

[color=#cc0066]SO which one?

- And yes you are allowed to list in order of preference BUT, you can only vote for one

*sorry, don't cry*[/color]

[color=#cc0066]It would depend on how deep into the relationship I am in. If I feel that he won't cheat on me, I might as well continue because fretting about possiblities is going to weaken the relationship, it merely means that I am on my guard for signs. However, it always helps to get the reasons from the guy, though he might lie or twist things to his own perspective and make himself the innocent party.[/color]

idupaul:
This is another nice advice though i still insist she has or is about to start seeing someone, man take my advice ddump her, i have seen this type of scenario play out many times.

[color=#cc0066]This is very true, by her not replying you, it can be a sign that she is losing interest in you, which is sad to hear, but could be true. If this IS the case she doesn't want to say it, because it would be lying to you and that would make her feel even guiltier. This way, she could feel that there's no reason for you to be that angry at her, since she never said she loved you in return. But like I said earlier, ask her what's making her withdraw from you.[/color]