₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:



It is no secret.
Just like he did with the emotions of the females who really cared, he also toyed with the intelligence of his music partners.
Major reason Burna Boy turned down the offer to join DKM/DB records.

Dapo was not fair to Bankulli.
He wasn't appreciative of Michael.
He wasn't even fair to Cassper,
.... not only did he bite this finger that fed him, he also chewed the scrotum that birthed him.

Sad that Don Jazzy did not notice the treachery in him quick enough.
Kanye did, Big Sean did too. But they were smarter.
They ensured he had burnt all of his bridges, altered his style for them before they tossed him into the sea of oblivion.

A sea he would have perpetually remained in until the pity from his son's death and subsequent fraternity with Tuface Idibia brought him some little recognition once again.

Life's greatest moral remains;
"No matter where you go to, remember the road that will bring you home and who took you there."
D'Banj doesn't know this, but I do.
And that's why somehow I always find a way to come home to Nairaland.

Dude shut up stop blabbing nonsense.

[quote author= post=83784789]God bless our service provider with their cool monthly plan and our SAMSUNG Galaxy S10.
(Some children of hate will soon want to kill themselves shouting na lie', na lie cos of the phone we use, they will start wailing and quoting soon! )

We won't make free advert for our network,
They should be able to pay for any advertisement.
They are all over Nigeria.

But dem dey try sha!
They are one of the below......


You see, the first one just quoted their nightmare.
Hehehe
Na dem!
Always in pains![/quote]I always see people bashing you here, and i can see you are the cause and seems you enjoy it. Someone his asking for recommendation from data users and here you are bragging about the type of phone you use. If you don't have any advice or recommendation why not keep quiet and move along

nototribalist:
The media houses need to stop all these propaganda news they're dishing out every day.

Why should Benin republic import everything from their port and make money on our behalf. How can a small country import more bags of rice than their population.

Even though I don't like Buhari, but this border closure has exposed so many people like people who import Palm oil, like seriously Palm oil? You have the mind to smuggle Palm oil into Nigeria? Like seriously are we mad? SS and SE are flooded with Palm oil. Some people are now importing already made stew from China, go to ShopRite you will see already made stew, like seriously are we mad in this country? Even vegetable oil, Rice, stock fish, cloths, salt, tomato paste, and frozen chicken.

It's game over for Benin republic, cos they've been cheating us for decades now.

It's also game over for Ghanaians who comes to Nigeria to buy products that are subsidized with our Dollar, and they still have the audacity to be locking Nigerian shops for years.

I even thought that Ghanaians travels to Asia and Europe to buy products, I didn't know they're squeezing products out of Nigeria.

I was watching their TV news on DStv as Ghanaian traders were interviewed on how it's affecting their business.

One extension hair seller said she's in trouble cos she has ran out of stock and customers are complaining cos Xmas is around the corner.

The other one said he went to Ladipo to buy motor spare parts but he couldn't carry the goods out of Nigeria.

Ghana Traders union inserted a law in their constitution that for a Nigerian to open even small provision shop the person must first pay them $300,000 us dollars. That's the most wicked law Ive ever seen in my life. That's like saying we don't want Nigerians in our country.

But our recent border closure exposed this Ghanaian traders Union, they all come to Nigeria to buy all manner of goods to sell in Ghana.

What if Nigerian government to put into law that only Ghanaian traders must pay us $300,000 us dollars before they can buy a wheelbarrow load of engine oil cans from Ladipo. Since we all want to be mad in Africa let's all be mad.

So they depends on Nigerian goods but they're the ones who hate Nigeria the most in West Africa.

That border will remain closed till 2050. Period.

Media houses continue the propaganda news,

[b]good thing Buhari can't read. [/b]You're wasting your time.

He said buhari can't read.

Latashia:
Email me.

Hlo, you are yet to respond to my email.

Ayoefa:
Paris is RIDICULOUSLY expensive. Most expensive city I have ever visited (I have visited many many cities on almost all the continents) Paris is by far the most expensive, even when it comes to food.

seems Monaco is more expensive than Paris though

Latashia:
Email me.

Done.

Latashia:
I can actually feed my man for years and not ask for a dime.

can we talk, that's if you don't mind.

Abortedfetus:
clown. Say something.
I command u.

You see the guy for ur dream ne

Ereolamide:
Bro you don't have to get worried at all. Follow these instructions carefully:

1. Keep your genotype a secret, don't tell her. If she insists, get the test done, alter the S in your result to A with a black Biro( black ink must be used in cases such as these).

2. Proceed with your wedding plans, get married to her since you love her so much. Women are very gullible she won't suspect a thing she is in love with you already.

3. You don't have to bother about your kids genotype, the lucky ones will turn out fine while the not-so-lucky ones will bear the SS genotype, you can also alter their genotype with a Biro and profess positive affirmations into their lives.

Note: You have to be 'churchious' to get your desired result.

4. With this, everything will be alright, and if things turn out otherwise, be rest assured that you'll be fine since you and your wife won't be the ones to endure the pains and crisis that come with sickle cell anaemia, the children will bear their cross bravely from hospital beds to hospital beds

I believe my advice is matured enough, I even checked my spellings, grammar and punctuations for extra marks.

Thanks and God bless.

Am sure you ve heard about the phrase "many are mad but few are roaming" Gaskiya you are a perfect specimen of that phrase

onatisi:
it can work but the effects will be too much and it will change the world financial balance , secondly the security risk is higher , sooner or later the idea will still materialize but the world isnt ready for it now

Even the us government are not in support of Libra. It will disrupt a lot of things should it fly. Come na everything zuckerberg wan do shoo

CollinsWeGlobe:
Nairalanders, make we leave English if you know say Buhari government no dey favour you. na opportunity be this. The village is far better than our village in Naija dem go still pay you

Lalasticlala kindly do the needful, Buharists might change their mind

My name is still Collins We Globe

Next report is my visit to Egypt

Boss good day sent you an email. Please make we relate

Shehu sani blogger, el rufai go make heaven so

RiyadhGoddess:
Haaaaa this is serious.
Water is my biggest phobia. I can't even go close to water.
May their soul rest in peace and may God comfort the family they left behind.
Dear future husband pls take note, No Romantic Date on the water. Thank you...

And I have been planning to ask you out on a DATE to 788 on the sea. Condolences to the victims though

Ecstasy154:
President Muhammadu Buhari, Tuesday, in Daura, Katsina State, has disclosed that he has warned the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to stop providing foreign exchange for importation of food into the country, with the steady improvement in agricultural production, and attainment of full food security.

The President, who hosted the All Progressives Congress (APC) governors to Eid-el-Kabir lunch at his country home in Daura, said the foreign reserve will be conserved and utilized strictly for diversification of the economy, and not for encouraging more dependence on foreign food import bills.

“Don’t give a cent to anybody to import food into the country,’’ he said.

The President noted that some states like Kebbi, Ogun, Lagos, Jigawa, Ebonyi and Kano had already taken advantage of the Federal Government’s policy on agriculture with huge returns in rice farming, urging more states to plug into the ongoing revolution to feed the nation.

“We have achieved food security, and for physical security we are not doing badly,’’ he said.


President Buhari said he was particularly delighted that young Nigerians, including graduates, had started exploring agric-business and entrepreneurship, with many posting testimonies of good returns on their investments.

President Buhari said the incoming ministers will be “taught’’ and thoroughly guided to ensure they meet the targets of the APC-led government for the people, with regular monitoring of their performances and scaling up of targets by the Office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation (OSGF).

The President assured that he would attend the Presidential Policy Retreat organized for the ministers by the OSFG, and insisted on compliance with laid down targets on key sectors of the economy that will directly impact on the livelihood of Nigerians.


In his remarks, the Chairman of the Nigerian Governors’ Forum and Governor of Ekiti State, Dr John Kayode Fayemi, said the President’s sense of justice, fairness and forthrightness had turned a major inspiration to governors on the way forward for the country.

He said the challenges faced by states “were enormous’’, but the governors had remained undaunted, assuring the President of strong support and “the very best effort’’ to overcome all the obstacles.

The Chairman of the Progressive Governors Forum and Governor of Kebbi State, Alhaji Atiku Bagudu, appreciated the President for the unique leadership style of maintaining a healthy relationship with governors on individual and collective basis, pointing out that they had been “energized’’ to do more in their states.

The Governor commended the President for making bold and courageous efforts to reposition the economy for majority Nigerians through inclusive policies.

“The country is more secure than in 2015, and the country is more prosperous than in 2015 because you are working for the majority of the people,’’ he added.

The Governor said the party had been repositioned, after the 2019 elections, to work for the benefit of the majority of Nigerians, noting that “there will two elections this year and we need to work towards winning the two states.’’

https://dailypost.ng/2019/08/13/buhari-issues-stern-warning-cbn-meet-apc-govs/

This governor go make heaven so

Mutemenot:
200 round of sex for 5 years?? When me dey do 5 that year for one night

Say no to premarital sex

So spirits to can shout and beg when flogged. Ladies and gents this is but a clue when next you feel the presence of spirits or demons lurking around you just find koboko.

RiyaGoddess:
My mom use to beg us as a teenager then that we should please not bring disgrace to her in the neighborhood. She doesn't want to pass and then people start pointing at her whispering Iya Awon Omo yen Ni or Iya Omo ye ni meaning this is the children/child mother. So my mom will say if we must do rubbish we should go far away like leaving Lagos to Cotonou to do it lols. That was her anthem ooo. Then street brothers will call us, we no go answer ooo. Area brothers will call us we no go answer. That adage or saying rather, really helped my sisters and I. Why am I saying this This Sex in big brother really got me thinking seriously. How do they do it? What sort of bastard Konji will make one have sex with a fellow room mate. A total stranger coming into the house from Gods knows where. On national TV at that Like what guts makes them have sex under sheets while everyone is watching What sort of National Shame or Disgrace is this Is it that the Sponsors of this Big Brother tailors this SEX as in is it scripted Is 3 month too long for one to live without sex Can we for once have a big brother Show without Sex Gosh, I have so many questions to ask...

Note: I have stopped watching BBN. I never followed this year edition not for once. I only respond on BBN here on Nairaland when I see BBN Sex headlines. Also these mentions or bashings below won't stop me from airing my opinion on Nairaland or any other given platforms...

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I am feeling you babe. I have never watched it and can never watch it, just leave the lazy nigeria youths to be watching

maybachmusic:
the FG can kill unemployment by squashing NYSC


and sending graduates on 3 months skill acquisition

and a 400k grant at the end

we can afford it, rather than sending someone on one year sufferhead and fling them back to poverty

but the useless senators dont make laws like this, cause all they want is sitting and standing allowances

and the president wont think in such direction, what he knows is RUGA

useless country with no future

Am telling you nysc camp can be turned into a 3 months skill acquisition program then after that give them 500k grant

doris4u:
U have dated ur gal for 3 years and she is still in contact with her ex, hmmm the truth is that she still has a thing for her ex, am a lady . I know wat am saying.
By now considering the length of time u guys have dated , she is not supposed to be in contact with her ex for any reason.
It's better u pull out little by little if u can for your own sanity.
Only God knows if they are already sleeping with each other behind your back.

Thanks you just said my mind, only God knows if they are already sleeping with each other and broda here doesn't know. Somebody already advised you up there you are welcome to join the single brothers forum any day anytime. It doesn't hurt.

Oche211:
You are the perfect example of everything wrong with the Nigerian youth.
Cowardice, ethnic and tribal bigotry, religious bigotry, Suffering and smiling.

I swear down he is the perfect example. If any Igbo out there is thinking like this then shame on u.

jk200:
Na who dey advice buhari sef?

He don shot himself with this arrest.

As in ehn big time, the guy has shot himself

Cutealexio:
Like using there instead of their like you just did....(My friend keep kwayet is not a reasonable way to counter another person's opinion)

He was quiet rude with his reply, but he made a point don't use the back of your hand to wave of grave mistake and blunders. You mentioned Asia and co having great minds but don't speak good English, fine English isn't the official language in those countries. We all know English is our official language here and anybody occupying such a position should at least command good use of English both written and oral, But with that letter up there I can bet that man can't write a complete sentence devoid of blunders and error.

Kingkun69:
yo no dey even watch better porn na rubbish imagine Mia Khalifa that ovrhyped rubbish let me make list
1.peta Jensen
2.yum the boss
3.gogofukme
4.alycia starr
5.aaliyah Hadid
6.brooklyn chase
7.brandi bae
8.virgo peridot
9.asa akira
10.abella danger
11.kira noir
12.lena Paul
13.ava Addams
14.elsa jean
15.luna star
16.jenna Foxx
17.blondie fesser
18.coco banxx
19.jayla Foxx
20.angela white
21.sarah vandella
22.jazzie que
23.michelle tucker
24.kelly haze
25.keisha grey
26.karlee grey
27.lana Rhodes
28.julie cash
29.ryan Conner
30.richelle ryan
31.aryana adin
32.ambitious booty
33.kiara mia
34.jenna Presley
35.riley Reid
36.codi Bryant
37.hitomi tanaka
38.skyy Blue
39.jessa Rhodes
40.karmen karma
41.krissy lynn
42.allison Tyler
43.mia malkova
44.nikki Benz
45.diamond Monroe
46.bunz4ever
47.sybil Stallone
48.cathy heaven
49.eliza ibarra
50adrianna checkick
51.mellisa Monroe
52.mandy muse
53.layla Monroe
54.jennifer white
55.alura Jensen
56.ms yummy
57.alissa Kate
58.diamond kitty
59.spicy j
60.amy Andersen
These ones ehennnn

If you want I can go to 100

Ehn only u

chuckjonesbaba:
Tribal bashing again? I will start a thread to call out IBOS, YORUBAS AND ETC who engage in tribal beefing and bashing. Look at other races uplifting each other while we engage in myopic politics. Too bad!

Please do, but you know one thing I have seen Yoruba's and Igbo's out there they don't behave like this. I guess it's the jobless and brainless ones we ve gotten here.

EVILFOREST:
TRIBALISM is worse than RACISM

Am telling u. They will say foreigners abuse them racially, but the level of tribalism in this country is unbelievable. Just look at all those insulting themselves over an invitation.

Richmondofficia:
if these two get married,their pikin go become new Rick Rose Obesity+Beards

Abeg I no wan laugh today. Nairaland sha

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Wait ooo
So Tu Face kpansh this girl back then, like seriously

Don't mind them it was just a baseless rumour. Tubaba actually did a song with her. By the way sky b. Just run after 1 hit

queenxey1:
If she says " I'm sorry" even when she knows she is right, My brother Marry her. Ladies like that are only 15 in Nigeria

Are you one of this incredible 15

Next level wonders

condemn:
Na google oh. It's just that you have to open each of the results and read all through. Just know that each Zodiac sign has 3 types. First, Second and Third Decan.

OK thanks bro

condemn:
June 16 is Gemini. She is a third decan Gemini. When them tell una to believe in Astrology una nor dey hear. Gemini women are hoes by birth. As I dey so, I dey pray make I nor born Gemini boy or girl self.

pls all this zodiac signs where can I read up on them nothing useful I have seen on google so far

chronique:
I'm not sure if you'd appreciate a pm; can I? Pls don't say no.

Sharp shooter