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Jokes EtcRe: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Tzar(m): 5:26pm On Jul 07, 2023
I know say na woman go post this thing.
Marriage only benefits the woman. The man just gets married to make his woman/ women happy.
Forced Monogamy is a diabolical scam created by the devil to compel otherwise polygamous men to keep lying to one woman, while he endlessly cheats on her! Monogamy keeps most men in a sustained chain of sin, hypocrisy and delusion. Man is polygamous by nature. Even Adam was married to Lilith and Eve.

turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion
EducationRe: I'm The First Male Virgin Graduate In The History Of Taraba State University by Tzar(m):
There is nothing wrong with your claim, if you graduated with a 1st class. If not, what was the point of your sacrifice?
However if you got a 2.1 or lower, you should advertise yourself as a SIMP who wasted his UNI years without experiencing all that growing up as a man entails by getting involved in one or more faithful relationship(s), while getting educated academically.
Virginity benefits a woman who is expected to meet a sexually experienced man who will nuture her into sexual bliss. Being a virgin doesn’t benefit a full grown adult male!
A sexually inexperienced man is useless to all women, especially if he is broke.
PoliticsRe: Simon Ekpa’s Sit-at-home Directive Flops In Southeast by Tzar(m): 5:04pm On Jul 07, 2023
I will choose my balablu all day everday over your actions of further impoverishing your region with a sit at hone and killing your fellow igbos. Just stop coming to the SW after you make the SE uninhabitable!
truthhurtsnaira:
You want to know what is stupid…. What folks did to LP candidate and his supporters in the last gubernatorial election all for an ice cream licking Sanwo Olu…..

You people can never change… and that’s why a BALLA BULLU took over from a dullard cattle rearer….
PoliticsRe: Simon Davou Mwadkwon: Tambuwal Stood Up For Me by Tzar(m): 3:40pm On Jul 07, 2023
This guy is clearly a square peg in a round hole. He is clearly not prepared for the job & will fail badly!
PoliticsRe: Simon Ekpa’s Sit-at-home Directive Flops In Southeast by Tzar(m): 3:35pm On Jul 07, 2023
Flopped how? I saw some bike guys being sprayed with bullets and a teacher and her pupils being flogged mercilessly!
How many well known Igbos have embarked on campaigns against IPOB & the sit at home? How many of the enforcers have been exposed by fellow Igbos?
The SE are in clear solidarity with the IPOB actions , they just need to stop coming to the SW & keep up with their stupidity in the SE.
CrimeRe: Kennedy Amarah: Police arrests Lagos businessman who circulates nude photos by Tzar(m): 3:32pm On Jul 07, 2023
Only simps behave like this. Ass hole. I hope you rot in jail.
If you were a top G in a relationship or marriage& didn’t do things out of simping, there is no reason to be pained enough to do what this bitch did.
BusinessRe: Oil Companies Resume Dollar Sales To Banks As CBN Eyes Supply by Tzar(m): 1:58pm On Jul 07, 2023
You see the folly of children like you?
In court, as an offender who recognizes he has done wrong & pleads guilty without wasting the time of the court to go on trial, you are almost certain to get a minimum or relatively light sentence.
You can get a fine or 3yrs imprisonment for an offence that carries fine/3yrs jail minimum or 21yrs max. But if you are stubborn & plead innocent and there is a trial, if found guilty , you get the max 21yrs sentence.
THAT IS HOW REALITY WORKS, CHILD!
DaddyCoool:
Just listen to yourself. Only a thoroughly biased mind can be talking like this. It's like if you go b4 a judge and plead guilty you made a mistake marketing a fake product, the judge will not only not punish you at all, he'd make you chief inspector of all marketed goods!

Tinubu aggressively marketed Buhari TWICE. It is at least evidence of poor judgment. We may forgive him but we also ought insist he not be anywhere near the presidency!
BusinessRe: Oil Companies Resume Dollar Sales To Banks As CBN Eyes Supply by Tzar(m): 10:32am On Jul 07, 2023
So as an individual you have NEVER taken a decision you thought was right but ended up being wrong? Yes he made a mistake, just like I did with Buhari in 2015, so what?!
What makes a real man is to realize you made a mistake & retrace your steps. The fool is the person that made a mistake & sticks to it just because of what people like you will say.
DaddyCoool:
How does that change the fact that he's the one who aggressively marketed Buhari. So what's his punishment for that?
The punishment is to reward him with the presidency?
Go borrow some sense
BusinessRe: Oil Companies Resume Dollar Sales To Banks As CBN Eyes Supply by Tzar(m): 9:59am On Jul 07, 2023
Are you a minor who was underaged in the last 8yrs? Otherwise , Clowns like you forget how Buhari sidelined Tinubu & embraced the CABAL throughout his tenure. Tinubu was even mocked about this. You also deliberately ignore all the anti-Tinubu moves of Buhari during the primaries and elections.
mokset123:
FYI his number 1 supporter was tinubu who ensured he contested again in 2019 for his own selfish gain even when he may have realized the man was a disaster.
PoliticsRe: Fani Kayode: The EU Are Nothing But Big Losers by Tzar(m): 6:14am On Jul 07, 2023
How are you different from him? You just called him a mad man without him provoking you🤔
abobote:
This madman can not say something without insult.
Very unmature
CareerRe: I Need Your Advice On Whether To Relocate To Canada Or Start Poultry Farm by Tzar(m): 3:29pm On Jul 06, 2023
Relocate to Canada! You won't regret it.
With 2-3 yrs Canadian education and your age, Canada has a clear path to citizenship. Find people who have taken that option and follow their guide. It is expensive too, but with patience and working smart, you will stabilize and prosper. Don't just be too eager to be flashy and show off to people. Learn to save and invest. Start small and grow organically.
airprince:
Evening everyone, I’m a young guy of about 22 and i graduated in 2021 from Delsu, after which I traveled to Cape Town last year and got a 3 years residency permit but I’m currently in Nigeria because the rent was too high and I wasn’t doing anything other than staying at home daily and money wasn’t coming in anymore like it used to so I went back to Nigeria.

Now I’m trying to figure out if it’s best I travel to Canada to further my studies basically work and study or stay back home here in Nigeria and start an extensive agricultural project; livestock’s & poultry(I’ve lands for that already)

Guys pls help me out I’m just so confused I just sit at home everyday doing nothing while I’m waiting for this Nysc letter it’s so boring.
EducationFive Times JAMB Caught Candidates Who Falsified Their UTME Results by Tzar(op): 7:43am On Jul 06, 2023
1. In 2021, a UTME candidate, Ifesinachi John, 19, claimed he scored 380 in the UTME, but the result checker kept showing 265. Master John and his father, John Ifenkpam, accused JAMB of altering his result. The father, therefore, petitioned the examination body through his lawyer, demanding N1 billion damages and that his son be allowed to retake the test. The candidate claimed that his UTME scores from 2019 till 2021 had been “altered” by JAMB, denying him the opportunity to study his desired course – Medicine, ThisDay reported. It was later found that the candidate saved his sister’s phone number with 55019 –the shortcode that automatically sends UTME results to candidates’ phone numbers when requested. The candidate later confessed and pleaded for mercy. However, JAMB handed him to the police for investigation.

2. Also in 2019, a UTME candidate, Kingsley Unekwe, 18, confessed to upgrading his UTME score from 201 to 269 during the hearing of a panel set up by JAMB to probe the cases of what many called ‘double results’. JAMB had informed the public at the time that many candidates had forged their results and inflated their scores through the activities of scammers but insisted that what they were parading were fake results.

3. In the same year, JAMB arrested a 19-year-old candidate, Adah Eche, for allegedly upgrading his UTME scores from 153 to 290. The candidate was said to have patronised some individuals on social media who claimed to “upgrade candidates’ scores.” The details of the fraudulent practice were eventually traced to and found on Master Eche’s mobile telephone. Meanwhile, after getting his scores inflated, the candidate wrote a letter to JAMB, accusing it of making a mistake in the scores earlier released. Upon investigation, details of the fraudulent transaction were found on the candidate’s phone. Other details found on his phone were of him encouraging other candidates who scored below the cut-off marks to upgrade theirs as well in order for them to gain admission.

4. In the same year, JAMB accused another candidate, Cletus Kokowa, of inflating his result from 162 to 206 after paying the sum of N10,000 to a syndicate.

5. Another candidate, Rejoice Mordi, 19, was accused of altering her score from 164 to 264. Miss Mordi told JAMB’s panel that she got the fake results from an agent identified as Iyanu Oluwa through WhatsApp.
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/608129-flashback-five-times-jamb-caught-candidates-who-falsified-their-utme-results.html

PoliticsRe: 'Buhari For Life' - Ex-Presidential Spokesperson, Adesina Admires MMIA by Tzar(m): 7:41am On Jul 06, 2023
Omo Ale Yoruba! Fake Pastor!
PoliticsRe: IPOB: Sit-At-Home Enforcers Flog Teacher & Students In Enugu by Tzar(m): 7:40am On Jul 06, 2023
Hypocritical Peter Obi, Ezekwesili and others no go see this one o!
There has been no swift reaction like we see when it comes to matters of Yorubas or Lagos!
EducationRe: Meet Highest JAMB Scorers In The Last 10 Years by Tzar(m): 7:24am On Jul 06, 2023
ALL the five people who have attempted to use fake JAMB results to claim highest scores are also Igbo, no Yoruba ronu on that inglorious list too!

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/608129-flashback-five-times-jamb-caught-candidates-who-falsified-their-utme-results.html

Malory:
Majority of the top five are Igbo. No ronu chanters on the list.
PoliticsRe: Forfeited $460,000 Was A Civil Matter: Tinubu's Witness, Bamidele Tells Tribunal by Tzar(m): 8:12pm On Jul 05, 2023
If you forfeit your house built on flood planes to the state government, does that make you a convicted criminal?
Which court in Nigeria has convicted former petroleum minister Dezianne, even after several property and cash of hers was forfeited to the government?
CrimeRe: Gunmen Enforce Sit-at-home order In Enugu, Abduct Residents by Tzar(m): 5:52pm On Jul 05, 2023
They won’t fight this one o! Na Yorubas , SW/Lagos be their ancestral problem!
PoliticsRe: Govs Planned To Withhold Salaries, Sack Workers If They Didn’t Win Election: EU by Tzar(m): 5:49pm On Jul 05, 2023
EU! Let the courts finish this matter o. Your report indicates an effort to manipulate the justice system!
EducationRe: Result Controversy: ‘It’s Unfair, Not My Fault’, Mmesoma Says On JAMB 3-Year Ban by Tzar(m): 5:47pm On Jul 05, 2023
The fraudulent 19yr old girl MUST face the court. Let her and her accomplices be used to tell others that crime does not pay!
PoliticsRe: APC National Chairman, Adamu Disowns List Of NASS Principal Officers by Tzar(m): 3:59pm On Jul 05, 2023
The truth is that the NASS independence means it can choose to align with any interests they deem fit. Lack of independence means decisions are forced down their throat regardless of the opinion of the majority.
The NASS cannot always be right in their choices while exercising their independence, however, their independence is key as long as the majority carry the opinion. The citizens and constituency of each member is responsible for swaying opinion of the NASS, and if Nigerians continue to be docile while complaining, they have themselves to be blame for the decision made on their behalf in the NASS.

Reference:
Has it been independent of Mr. President the past eight years.... And who influenced the present one...

If Great Britain was influencing the elections here and our candidates were in cahoots with No. 10 Downing Street will you have called Nigeria an independent nation.
EducationRe: Johnmary Maduakolam To JAMB: Apologize To Mmesoma Ejikeme Or Face Litigation by Tzar(m): 11:13pm On Jul 04, 2023
As I suspected, it is an Igbo lawyer!
EducationRe: Mmesoma's JAMB Result, Hypocrisy, And The Shadow Of Ethnic Bias by Tzar(m): 11:09pm On Jul 04, 2023
I was amazed at how people (mostly Igbos) came to her defense without having the facts!
Nigerians are very funny people!
PoliticsRe: EU Report links Keyamo, Fani-Kayode To Fake News Reports During Election by Tzar(m): 11:07pm On Jul 04, 2023
I agree that APC has a lot of fake news on its belt, but LP and PDP also have a lot of fake news and propaganda too… their online rats bully, insult and propagate a lot of fale news and propaganda.
All the parties are the same!
PoliticsRe: APC National Chairman, Adamu Disowns List Of NASS Principal Officers by Tzar(m): 11:04pm On Jul 04, 2023
Wetin dey do this old man?! The National Assembly is an independent arm of government!
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Scored 334/400 In Common Entrance (Photo) by Tzar(m): 6:00pm On Jul 04, 2023
How does common entrance result correlate with JAMB?
I have seen an average student in WAEC come out with 1st class in his university degree, I have also seen a straight A WAEC student graduate with 3rd class in the university.
It is very strange that the 4 people who have challenged JAMB with fake results are ALL of Igbo extraction.


igwebuike01:
I think all her old results like this proves her innocence. Why should a brilliant candidate resort to forgery? It's very unlikely
RomanceRe: My Bride Price Is $15m Because I’m Still A Virgin – Popular Lawyer, Ifunanya by Tzar(m): 5:56pm On Jul 04, 2023
Isn’t this the picture of the Igbo girl with nudes everywhere on twitter?!
Virginity is only one of the very valuable assets that make a woman valuable. Loyalty, decency, youth, homeliness, enterprise, humility and respectfulness are other valuable assets a woman MUST have.
PoliticsRe: Can An Election Not Uploaded After 5 Months Be Credible? - Phrank Shaibu by Tzar(m): 5:18pm On Jul 04, 2023
So while learning from the mistakes of others, you ain’t permitted to make mistakes of your own?
You wey go school, hope you have made zero mistakes in life… as you be God na! Keep playing. Mr perfectionist.
drugBaronTINUBU:
U are the one that is playing o

In life, u are supposed to learn from the mistakes of others
US have try to be better than what they did since 23yrs back
We are supposed to learn from what they did right not what they did wrong.

Nawa oo
Which school u go?
PoliticsRe: Can An Election Not Uploaded After 5 Months Be Credible? - Phrank Shaibu by Tzar(m): 8:14am On Jul 04, 2023
So America can make mistakes, but Nigeria is not permitted to make her mistakes and learn organically abi. We are super humans that MUST be perfect all the time? Keep playing!

drugBaronTINUBU:
Lolz
Nawa oo
U people keep dragging us back
US have held five (5) separate elections since Bush/Gore
But u just have to take us to 23years back to justify ur foolishness
EducationRe: Both Real & Fake 2023 UTME Top Scores Are From Anambra by Tzar(m): 7:43pm On Jul 03, 2023
Nepotism again. Does that absolve the offense!
CelebritiesRe: “Remind My Kids I Love Them If I Die Unexpectedly” – Tonto Dikeh by Tzar(m): 7:42pm On Jul 03, 2023
You don’t love your kids!
You are a bitter woman who selfishly involved your kids in your bitterness.
You callously denied your child his father, deliberately exposed him to reasons to be bullied and abused, and stupidly try to skew his reality by insisting a woman can play a man’s role in a child’s life!
You are a typical selfish and evil woman who doesn’t mean well for her children!
EducationRe: Let The Poor Breath: Innoson Demands Investigation Into Mmesoma's JAMB Results by Tzar(m): 7:39pm On Jul 03, 2023
Nepotism!
PoliticsRe: Can An Election Not Uploaded After 5 Months Be Credible? - Phrank Shaibu by Tzar(m): 1:10pm On Jul 03, 2023
Does he know how long it takes for the FEC in the US to fully upload the US election results?! We keep playing in Nigeria. He should check how long it took them to fully upload the results of Bush/Gore presidential results online for public access.

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