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Romance › Re: Why Do Most Ladies End Up With Irresponsible Guys? by ukaface(f): 8:15pm On Aug 01, 2022
Because they use to deceive us.

And the responsible guys no too many. Na by God's grace and luck. Responsible guys: irresponsible guys Na 1:100.
Politics › Re: Benedict Johnson Canvasses Support For Tinubu Presidency In Igbo by ukaface(f): 7:06pm On Jul 31, 2022
So for your mind Tinubu will give you shishi, how many shishi you don collect from any of the presidents wey don rule Naija. So you are voting on the basis of collecting shishi. Smh.... Such pity.
richie240:
Bikonu, come down from ur high horses,
Humble ur self and chop better brain-resetting agbado like ur blodas and be useful to ur generations biko!

Shi-shi laidiz Mr. 'Aka-gum' (obi) wee nor give u o, ehn-ehn.
grin grin









https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T5HX72amNY
Politics › Re: Atiku Discovered Peter Obi Before Keyboard Warriors Knew About Him, Says Melaye by ukaface(f): 3:49pm On Jul 31, 2022
Sooooo

Because Atiku discovered him now we should be licking Atiku n.yash??

Person no discover Atiku too?
Politics › Re: Benedict Johnson Canvasses Support For Tinubu Presidency In Igbo by ukaface(f): 3:46pm On Jul 31, 2022
Phool

Well, everyman to his political opinion.
Politics › Re: Tee Mac Omatshola: I was Quoted Out Of Context On Tinubu by ukaface(f): 8:36am On Jul 31, 2022
mascot87:
Everyone is now seeing clearly the lies and manipulation from a particular candidate and his supporters.
I will always stand for the truth no matter what because I'm not moved by emotions but facts based on past precedents.
Tinubu is the best man for this job come rain come shine 365 days a year.
Let me quickly give you a brief fact about this brilliant politician:

(1) TINUBU was the first politician to start "Economic Summit" this talks about the visionary sagacity of the man.
(2)TINUBU pioneered the "Treasury Single Account (TSA)". This was later adopted by the Federal Government with much success.
(3) TINUBU was about to put an end to electricity problem by starting "Independent Power Project" in partnership with Enron in Lagos state. If not for Obasanjo and PDP government who forced Tinubu to give up the power to national grid, there wouldn’t be the problem of electricity in Lagos state by now.
(4) TINUBU introduced "Digital Economy" to governance through Lagos Tax Administration. I believe he can repeat that at the national level.
(5) TINUBU as a Governor "Created 37 Local Govt. Council Development Areas (LCDAs)". This is a major part of restructuring that many are only clamoring for now.
(6)TINUBU brought innovation to education when he began to appoint Pupils who Excelled Academically as Acting Governor of Lagos.
(7) TINUBU was the first Governor to involve Nigerians from other states to work and become officials of Lagos state government.
(cool TINUBU was first to break the master plan machinery of elections rigging in Nigeria thereby helping to reclaim SouthWest states stolen mandates from PDP.
(9)TINUBU was the first and last Governor who governed his state for years without the full Federal Allocation (FAAC) from Abuja.
(10) TINUBU was the leader who started Telecommunication revolution in Nigeria through Econet before it became a national success story.

Many more things could be said, I believe Tinubu is head and shoulders above any other candidates in this race. No one in Nigeria of today can boast of such achievements.

We aren't in the business of insulting others which has become the Trademark of the supporters of a particular presidential candidate. We want to believe that such character exhibited by such people is the nature of the person they are supporting. So all insults from them are welcomed
I suppose just read and pass but, Tinubu is old nowwwww
The man too is sick
He makes incoherent speeches
You think he can still handle the excesses that come with presidency?

You never tire to dey get old cargoes as presido? Why not try something else naaa
Haba, why are you people like this sef?

Reason how Buhari used his health and wellbeing to cause setbacks in Nigeria Na, Tinubu will repeat same.

Na by force for him to be president??

I just tire for Nigeria and Its citizens. Tufia
Crime › Re: Ghanaian Lady Stabs Her Boyfriend Who Just Returned From Canada To Death by ukaface(f): 4:49am On Jul 31, 2022
I thought it's spelt charlieee
Celebrities › Re: Alex Ekubo Betrayed Me, He's Rumoured All His Life To Be Homosexual- Ex Fiancee by ukaface(f): 4:48am On Jul 31, 2022
Waterlilly:
fine kids loading.....
loading to where? undecided
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Chomzy And Hermes Clash With Each Other After Losing Task (Video) by ukaface(f): 11:56am On Jul 30, 2022
This guy that looks like .....
Health › Re: What Disease Could This Be? by ukaface(f): 11:49am On Jul 30, 2022
Witnesstony28:
I had this sexual encounter with a girl without condom in February of this year and since then my health has not been the same.

After 2 weeks of meeting her, I started feeling sick, had rashes at the back of both of my legs, tired almost all the time, sore throat, and since then I have taken all sorts of drug - orthodox and trado but yet no response.

I have to gone for several test. One result Said beta hemolytic streptococcus pyogenese was seen in my urine culture and I was given erythromycin and augmentin for 2 weeks. I felt a little relief. Then I started having tongues thrush.

It's almost 6 months now and I have not felt any better.

I have had HIV test done severally but all come back negative.

But my worry is, I still feel sick. What could this disease be.

The girl confessed that she only has what they call - heat. That's my first time hearing this.
I stay in ik and really need help. I sincerely regret that sexual encounter and wish I could retrace my steps.

Someone help!!!
unfortunately you can't retrace it.
When them dey tell una to use protection Una no go hear. Learn by the hard way then.
Health › Re: Please Help, My Kid Sister Is In Pains (pics) by ukaface(f): 11:45am On Jul 30, 2022
Could be psoriasis

Take her to the hospital,see a dermatologist.
Romance › Re: Ladies: How Do You Reply A Guy When You Are Not Interested? by ukaface(f): 2:00pm On Jul 29, 2022
I will start with ' I'm yet to get over my ex'
' All you guys are just the same'

Laidait, message sent
Or I speak sour of love
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Broke - Chris Ngige by ukaface(f): 1:49pm On Jul 29, 2022
And shame no catch this man on top this thing wey him talk?
The naira= dollar is now higher, but still won't affect you stupid and corrupt politicians.

God will sha continue to punish you people.
One day sha
Fashion › Re: Man Buys "Pink Lips" Bam And Ends Up With Swollen Lips (video) by ukaface(f): 9:01pm On Jul 28, 2022
I can't say anything sef

The thing just funny die
It's the goat part for me, imagine goat with swollen lips....lmao

But wetin you wan use pink lips do sef?
Romance › Re: Is Baldness Something To Be Ashamed Of? by ukaface(f): 8:19pm On Jul 27, 2022
TheElated177:
Should men be ashamed of baldness?

Does baldness have any impact on the quality of life of an individual?
nope
It's natural.just like having grey hair.
Or having small breast or small preek.
Romance › Re: Reasons I Will Never Think Of Marrying by ukaface(f): 8:17pm On Jul 27, 2022
VictorUSA:
Can you imagine?


Women are beings that shouldn't be trusted let alone setling with.

Women are chronic manipulators: it's in their gene coz they inherit it from their mothers.


Most women are cheats: it's in their bloodline coz they inherit it from their moms.

A woman must have had millions of sexual intercourse with thousands different guys.I can't value a public toilet.


A woman must have loved someone.I can't eat left over.


Women setle just for its sake to avoid societal bashing/gossip not because she loves you.

Women causes gut-wrenching emotional stress/pain.

I can't see what I stand to gain in marriage.



Read my lips: May I die a year and a day before the day I will start thinking of marriage/marrying. Amen!
Make I help you do the capital later own.
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so shall it be o, AMEN and AMEN.
Shey you will not pray for the same thing in your next life too?
Crime › Re: Chrisland School: I’m Sorry, Julie Anke Plead With Nigerians To Forgive Her by ukaface(f): 8:14pm On Jul 27, 2022
Forgive her for what.
Are we sharing bodies together?
You owe no country apology o

Set awon Mia no dey apologize. Be like them, send no one
Romance › Re: Ladies Only! What Is The Name Of This Tool??? (pictures) +18 by ukaface(f): 1:53pm On Jul 26, 2022
Na tooth pick
Beans
Sports › Re: Why I Adopted Tobi Amusan – Ogun Governor, Dapo Abiodun by ukaface(f): 10:08am On Jul 26, 2022
HeroHero:
Why u no adopt portable?
lmao
I wish he can see this question to give an answer?
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu's Wife, Beatrice Nwanneka, Granted Bail by ukaface(f): 2:52am On Jul 26, 2022
olamoses75:
Dey don finally give madam the opportunity of fucking another dicks. I pity my nigga, and don’t know why men are always at the receiving end �
again
They be talking sensible thing, nigga be talking fvck. Wtf!
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu's Wife, Beatrice Nwanneka, Granted Bail by ukaface(f): 2:50am On Jul 26, 2022
But what will it take these bunch of politicians to make Nigeria a better place?
Crime › Re: The Proud Yahoo Boy In Viral Ritual Video Arrested (Photo) by ukaface(f): 4:17pm On Jul 24, 2022
Ode Lele
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Politics › Re: We Must Destroy This Country, Terrorist Who Fled Kuje Prison Boasts by ukaface(f): 4:15pm On Jul 24, 2022
bizbrainko:
Make dem kukuma destroy am...make everybody find him root
where be your root
Romance › Re: Which Habit Do You Have Among These Four(pics attached) by ukaface(f): 2:32pm On Jul 24, 2022
I'm seldom a leg shaker
Travel › Re: Too Much Noise In Nigeria; People Just Want Your Money — Ukrainian Lady (Video) by ukaface(f): 9:19am On Jul 24, 2022
If you want to learn how to survive in the world , just come to Nigeria.
If you survive in Nigeria, you can survive anywhere.
Kapish.
Romance › Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by ukaface(f): 2:17pm On Jul 23, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Reading ur comment, Lucifer will be sommersaulting in joy.

U Suppose be him Sidechick or fvckmatehuh
then you go be our pikin
Romance › Re: If A Crime Becomes Legal For 24hrs, What Crime Would You Commit? by ukaface(f): 12:59pm On Jul 23, 2022
I have plenty crimes to commit o
I will kill all the Nigerian politicians from local chairman to the highest.

Then I will kill all the corrupt uniformed men
Then kill all corrupt pastors, Alfas
Kill all corrupt officials ( bankers, teachers,nurses,doctors.......)

I will kill all the yahoo boys and stupid senseless slay mamas

I will just kill anybody killable.

I will now control the embezzled money of the werey politicians.


All I know is I will kill alot of people.

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