₦airaland Forum

essentialone:
All these girls who sit and close their legs, what then is the purpose of buying expensive pants?

when your sister buy new pant and bra tell her to go naked.

I know my dream country will make the list.

Up Switzerland!!

Babtunz:
Sorry my question might sound lame but did you experience this while you were outside or indoor?

outside

I felt it today
I thought I was gonna burn for real.

The shopping mall details is funny

Like in Nollywood Abi

Those sh.its don't happen in reality

ReluctantAdult:
You don't get my point. Just read the last paragraph carefully.

okay, just did

Bros abeg no marry,hope you ain't considering marriage? You are not the marriageable type.

OsilaGama:
I have been searching for the tittle of this funny Chinese movie..
I can remember one character where a bald headed man has the ability to fly so high and also cause loads of destructions..
He has a kind of � Frog throat that blows up and gets flaccid...
Here is the picture of one of the characters

be like Kung fu hustle

Another yeye one Na Shaolin soccer...lol

Do you think any girl who doesn't poop is normal and living?

Just answer first

He masterminded it, and it was for a good course.
He opened the eyes of the youths, he made us feel powerful for standing against cruel bigotted and stupid fools like you in politics.
And if that is the reason for wanting to taint him bad you have done a poor job.

Lai you for no talk this nonsense wey you talk

I love this

I don't know why Nigerians are like this, doing like wetin I no Sabi define. Now your name don enter police database. Aseju


Shebi Na oyibo carry Christianity enter Africa, why disturbing them again ontop Christianity?

Them go soon kee this one.


They should just carry him to yabaleft or Aro. Cos this guy's got some mental health issues

pleboi:
@ukaface lols I said it.. That bitch haven't felt an orgasm in like forever... Please bitch shut your Ugly ass mouth up..... Cus I know you an ugly ass bitch... When I say ugly I mean the kind of ugly that you're supposed to be prosecuted to court for being ugly...lols

lmao

Bigot hasn't even seen me before....lmao.
Be like Na your sense you dey always cum out o, easy modafvking nigga before you turn a non entity.

pleboi:
@ukaface bitch seems like it's been a while you had an orgasm.. Don't put the frustration on me okay thot

again he thinks orgasm is an accomplishment.

Nigga must everything be about sex for you?

pleboi:
So that day I been trapping hard since the early morning ... I and my homie been at the trap house with them bad boys indigenes of my school then... We were sipping on them crystals and green herbs.... Then I got a call from this bitch I been screwing since 100 level...she was like she misses me and the weather was cold she wouldn't want to be alone that night...So at exactly after 9 I and my homie were on our way to go see this thot... We got there her roomie was with her.... But gush! her roomie is damn ugly with a bony build... Anytime I was over there she would be giving me eyes like please come give me some of that dick...but I don't Bleep with you if you gat no as*... you know what I mean?... So my bro tried wooing her but her ugliness was forming... And she left the room... By after 11 I have already eaten to my fill and took one more stick of the blunt... I sprang into action with the thot and my homie was lying at the other side....I bleeped this bitch so hard she was begging me to cum.... She was like babe ain't you done yet... Surprisingly after she asked that question I still bleeped her for 30 more minutes and she cummed hard before I cummed.... She got that thick wet pussy and the thick body with big ass and big tits the complete package...When I was done the thot stagggerd to the bathroom and after that went to bed happy.... I and my homie could not sleep till day break cus that area was full of oppositions/enemies and also cus of the crystal meth... My homie later confess say konji don kill am as I de bleep that banny! Lol

waaaaawuuuu what an accomplishment.
Couldn't you be more proud of yourself

This one don dey beef Davido since.
No be Davido say make you meet poverty o

Bluezy13:
Literally not three different openings, but two.

Consider two Streams (A &B) that run into one River (C).
Steam A is for Urinating.
Stream B is for birth.
While the River (C) is the Vagina.
Therefore A + B = C.

So technically, there are two openings.
The Anus and the vagina. But the vagina is an opening to/from two routes.

My mathematical representation may be non substantial but I don't agree with the OP. Doctors will explain better.

Modified*
Fortunately, my disagreement has opened doors for more elaboration as can be seen below.

wetin this one dey talk?

Nairalanders sef

This one wey you wan look like Johnny bravo with your tooth pick legs.
No be only masturbate Na poleturbate

What is making this guy feel like one trophy.

Like in his heart of heart, he would be bigger than Burna boy, Wizkid or even Rema?

Thus one is high on paraga

The girl yeye sha.

Why the Bleep will you also me before proposing to me?

Biafranodogwu55:
No mind am, sheriff wey no even dey ruger level talkless of rema

ruga better than Rema?

And these two can make music magic

But Burna boy is so full of himself.

Will always root for black sheriff that guy music dey always sweet me die, I no mind to dey cram am.

Nyascobar1414:
The goodnews is that there are simps and weak men that will go round and wife up these ex babes...
Real guys dont take used up products...


That is the game....
Same way girls leave men that did so many things for them and their family to go get married to a new rich suitor...



Hate the game, dont hate the player.

can you even listen to your self?

I can't have a sane conversation with your kinda mindset.

Peace

Nyascobar1414:
The way you as a woman is wired not the same way we men are wired..

so what are you saying?
The women that are your exes shouldn't get married, but you are okay to be married to someone who has never been in a relationship??
You must be kidding yourself.

mtmboss:
Hello nairalanders/ parents. I have this issues bordering me lately I will like to seek parents advice and opinion about. I have a 1year 7month old boy that behave weird, he doesn't want to be around me his father except when I have goodies and immediately the goodies finishes he ran back to his Mom, he follows his mom everywhere, the mom is currently heavily pregnant and I'm already having a serious headache about this, cos his very stubborn and would gum his mom everywhere. he his scared of men the antinatal male doctors about attending to his mom he will be scared and start crying like someone who his traumatized and cry's always. this issue is embarrassing for his mom and bothersome, he doesn't allow the mom to rest or have a free time except when his sleeping, have been a freelancer and works from home and have been with this boy since the day of delivery and suddenly he doesn't want to see me he won't want to associate with me and cry anytime I want to play with him, he doesn't want me to carry him, have tried beating but it doesn't work just to stop crying for no reason and following his mom, one thing about this boy is, he his is a smart kid that knows and understand his environment and what his doing very well and we his parents don't associate with stranger cos of bad blood we've experience in the past so I'm now fed up and depressed pls parents I will appreciate your sincere advice and opinions thanks

Oedipus complex and Electra complex.

Read about it

nijaomegacode:
If you want a happy lasting home please never ever in your gentle life marry a woman who has ex because, no matter how rich, how beautiful, how (temporarily) happy your home is, she will leave you the very moment her ex shows up.
Women are forever attached to the men who disvirgin them. If that man comes around after 30 years, she will still fall for him. It's only a matter of time.
You can date and bleep any woman but when it comes to marriage, find a woman who you will be her first.
Like I said, if you want a happy home, marry a woman that you're her first. Always be the first!
Be the first and be happy!

you no be person ex?

Maybe her papa dey there. She still dey fear the man

Make sure you carry your guys along with you when going to collect the award.

Moving

No matter the soap or quantity of water this guy use baff, he still won't look nice.