₦airaland Forum

Ezeakanobi:
I crossed there on Wednesday. Saying nothing is being done there is wrong cause I saw 3 white men with police escorts snapping pictures of the dislodged bridge

I think it should be closed until it is repaired

airminem:
Where is the 5million jobs campaigned by the APC?

NwaAmaikpe:

I TOO LIKE THIS BRO'S, A.K.A NWAAMAIKPE. IT SEEMS YOU ARE ACIENT OF DAYS.



You just took me back to when Nigeria was a country, when coins were precious assets.
When Texaco filling station attendants cleaned your windscreen and thanked you for your patronage.

When Nigerian Airways was still a robust Elephant with wings?
When PAN flooded our streets with seductive 404s?
When we stood by railways counting the number of coaches on each steam train passing.

Do you remember when we used fluorescent tubes to construct HD-ready antennas so we could hear the truth from Siene Allwell Brown and Frank Olize.
And when we put coloured glasses over our TVs so we could watch in colour?

Should I remind you of our TVs that had shutters, keys and legs or tell you the stories of eating moi-moi out of milk cups while watching white cranes come home from their fishing trip and beg them to exchange their white claws with out dirty nails?

When we ate New Society bread with planta.
Drank Ginger Ale or Pronto.
Licked "chichi" sweet and coloured saccharine icecreams after taking an overdose of kwilikwili so we could win the farting competition.

Back to when ladies wore shimmy.
When permed and jerry curled hairs were the styles to beat.
Tales by moonlight for the teens,
Icheokwu for the adults and Danger mouse for the kids.

Tell me did you write love notes and pass to your crush through her younger ones?
Did you sprain your finger from turning the "roundabout" telephone dial?

Did you knot grass leaves to stay out of trouble?
Did you ever smooch your female neighbor on your father's settee while Teddy Pendergrass record was spinning on the turntable?

Did you walk from house to house on Christmas eve to sing carols?
Lalastic.lala.... Did you ever use Aquafresh toothpaste to drink garri or use Krest and Akanwu for birthcontrol?

Did you ever feel a sense of pride sitting "Merry-go-round" long buses because your neighbor's kids had to ride their father's Long John bicycle?

Nigeria was great.
Night journeys were interesting, we had toll gates at every boundary with jovial soldiers exchanging banters there.
Life was greater if you had the privilege of growing up in Eastern Nigeria.

NwaAmaikpe:


I DEDICATE THIS POST TO NWAAMAIKPE. You are always on point.



I pity the jobless ones who will follow in this protest.
You'd inhale tear gas in vain, while the conveners will get parastal appointments like Hadiza Bala Usman.

Say no to being used as a pawn by sellout moles.

Do not participate in the protest instead sit at home, go to work, visit a boyfriend, go to the cinema, watch porn in the office or just pray in church.
I support whatever decision the DSS, Police and other paramilitary takes on dumb protesters.

Think again.

Is it a coincidence that Sowore wants a revolution just after the ministerial list was released and he didn't make the cut?
Have you asked yourself why Yele Sowore of all people refused to file an election petition despite the flawed 2019 Presidential elections.

Have you wondered why this same person who congratulated Buhari after the elections saying it was a deserved free win then all of a sudden wants to protest again his government?

Abeg, our mumu don do.
Sowore you can and will never fool NwaAmaikpe.
You can't tell the world that Buhari was credibly elected by the people and still incite the same people to revolt against his government.
That is pure two-faced hypocrisy.

I will never endorse a Nigerian revolution spearheaded by an insincere New Yorker.

slimfit1:
Even Abacha show him children love that didn't stop him from killing.

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honest1480:
Na waooo. Apart from NYSC members, which other Federal Government workers that are earning less than 30,000?

adewest1999:
Abeg how them later end that coza matter na