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enemachris:
Nice Job by Lagos Task Force.

Nice job only for pictures.
Once camera goes, task force will close its eyes and allow everybody back there again.
Because they also corrupt.

Segzy19:
Lovely! Send them back to their various villages...
Too many nuisance in Lagos....

Is it today that police is just seeing these traders?
When the traders were setting up all their wares on the rail tracks and under the bridges, where were the police looking that time?
All this bullshit is just for photos.
Tomorrow, the traders will pack back there again and the corrupt and lazy police will pretend not to see them.
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In foreign nations, their police is dedictated 24/7/365.
No means No.
They will never allow what is wrong to pass unattended.

Rubyjade:
Fallopian tube blockage is a major cause of female infertility. Most commonly a tube may be obstructed due to infection such as pelvic inflammatory disease (PID).

Treatment of fallopian tube obstruction has traditionally been treated with fallopian tubal surgery (tuboplasty) with a goal of restoring patency to the tubes and thus possibly normal function.

A common modern-day method of treatment is herbal medicine Fuyan Pill with the effects of clearing heat and detoxifying, promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, invigorating spleen and improving dampness. And it has no harm on the body.

Or IVF is also a treatment with immediate results. But it is more cost-effective.

Why is it that when a man goes to the backyard to play away match, the housegirl fallopian tube doesn't block. That one will get belle fast-fast and oga will be trying to hide it
But madam, that he paid bride price, carry 20 sacks of rice to feed her village, married respectfully, that one is always having fallopian tube blocking and no child.
Please WHY is this?

melonsgroup:
Becareful who you share a ride with..
This is Nigeria

You go and pick one guy that will be messing inside the car, and you've just entered traffic jam.
To continue the ride or to escape?

Do you have office in Lagos?

fubsy:
Assuming the hippopotamus was not causing havoc, I would have preferred it stays alive, and probably placed in a zoo with habitable condition. Anyway, kudos to the youths for confronting their fears. This tells us that when the youths have resolved to achieve a result (a good one at that) they can do it.

Hippopotamus is bad tempered animal. It will never be gentle, because that is its nature.
The issue here is that people are living near it.
I think in SA and other countries, they just make game reservations for wild animals to continue with their wildness and separate humans from going there. Simple.

Donpenny:
When this manice begins some yrs bavk many ibos where hailing and aiding them, they call them freedom fighter. Unfortunately, the monster has grow to become a vampire terrorising them. Most of them are now running to asaba and other neighbouring town.

Exactly!!

Very stupid question.
The people that want to get married crave for marriage more than those that don't want to.
Your problem is that you are assuming because you and one girl are same age and went to same school, same class, therefore both of you will attract and get married.
Men do not have to marry their mate. In fact, a man can comfortably marry a woman 20, 30 years younger than him.
Women have time limit. They are counting down to menopause.
You, a guy, you want your legacy, your heirs to carry your name.
But you will first have name na? Not being jobless roaming about.
Build yourself up well, and go find a 10, 20 30 year YOUNGER girl in her 20's and marry. Nothing do you.
She wants to marry and so do you.
All this bullshit you are getting from girls around is because you are still pursuing your age-mate girls. You don't have anything for your age-mate girls. They will go with a guy 10, 20 + years older than you. Then you come here and start crying on Nairaland.
Your own girl is a very junior somebody. When you are settled, she will be very well available for you.

rajiedreez:
This is exactly what some people wish Nigeria

Well the issue we have in Nigeria is that we have a class of untouchable powerful people.
Police, Army, Judiciary, regime change... Nothing has been able to get these people down and bring them to justice with their questionable sources and means of income.
The poor ones at the bottom just continue being poor, generation after generation.
Me I just feel that even if we burn the whole Nigeria down, some people are SO STUPID that they will still protect these rich people.
And in the new Nigeria, these same rich people will still go back on top again.
And we will do this because, unlike in western countries, we here in Nigeria are of multiple different tribes and each tribe will turn round and start fighting each other. Losing sight of the main goal.
We have always fought each other in Nigeria and we do that very excellently right here on this Nairaland forum.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
Ice cube my niggarrrr

Barbershop
State of the union
Ride along
Are we there yet
Anaconda
21 jump street

If I can open something like that barbers shop in Benin city it would be so good where niggarrrrs will meet ...have a nice hair cut and discuss all day all night

The barber shop is a good idea. But for this Nigeria, I don't know how it will work.
According to the movie, it seemed ordinary guys went there to discuss issues and have a good time.
In Nigeria, ordinary guys can't afford to go to that kind of clean organised barbers shop.
You'd probably be charging like N5000 to cut hair to maintain that kind of standard.
Nigerian ordinary guys can only pay N500 max to cut hair. So they can't even go there. Only big boys will go there and discuss yahoo-yahoo problems and drag you inside their yahoo and juju gist.

Biglittlelois:
Not entirely, but it brings comfortability and a level of satisfaction that you're sitting pretty, no matter the situation.

Money is one funny stuff.
If you work and get 30k this month...
Work again and get 40k next month
Work again and get 50k the next month..
You and your wife will surely be happy. It doesn't matter that it's ONLY 30k. It matters that the pay is INCREASING. Therefore there is hope for the future.
If the money remain stagnant or is even reducing, that's the time there is problem in the home.
Its like you're either not working hard enough, or you're doing the wrong work and need to change it fast

The one they did us in Feb/March is still paining their body.
They've come back for revenge.

Natural2Heal:
Exporting raw agricultural produce is bad for our economy. Rather we should think of how to add value to our cash crops e.g cocoa, cashews, rubber etc before exporting it.

Ivory Coast is the biggest exporter of cocoa in Africa and also an importer of chocolate. Is there any sense in that?

Think of... I so much hate that phrase.
Have people not been thinking since all this time?
If you want to add value to raw goods you have to set up a factory to do so.
Have you tried setting up a factory before? Do you know the enormous cost involved in setting up one?
And at the end of the day, area boys and agberos will surround your facility, stealing and destroying? Even if you settle them, will that not be an added cost to your goods final price?
When the price come and cost past other country's own, who will now buy your hopplessly expensive product?
Whatever bastardness that is causing agberos and area boys to fill up the streets and destroy people's businesses is what should change.

Think of.. Think of indeed.

God1000:
He's entitled to his own opinion

A woman who knows her worth needs no validation. She knows she brings a lot to the table; Love, compassion, support, prayer, wisdom, ambition, vision, intelligence, value and drive."

She needs to be putting in the same level of effort that I am. If someone isn't willing to meet you half way to begin with, it's not a relationship and it's not worth pursing.

I don't know.
I've been listening to this guy for a while now. Kevin Samuels. I think he was a relationship adviser.
He puts the roles of men and women into clear perspective for this modern age.
He began giving advice to men. But women seem to have hijacked his channel and he started giving advice to women as well.
(he died some time last year or so).
Basically he tells women that their feminist stuff is bullsh1t.
Their job, qualification and money is bullsh1t, after all, they won't give the man their money.
That men just want cooperative, humble women, whom they can phycially carry. No orobo/overweight.
Here's a sample of some of his conversations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzi0joqY7_4

WATCHOVER:
English is a borrowed language.
I don't laugh at people who can't speak it fluently

Other countries have their own language. Their language is their national language.
When they try English, they don't speak it well because they are just attempting.
I applaud their effort. I too will have difficulty speaking Chinese or German.
But YOU here in NIgeria, English is your national Language.
It is the language or your Education, your goverenment, your radio and TV. Even YOUR INTERNET, This Website RIGHT HERE is in English!!!
If you shell or speak bad grammer, i will laugh the hell out of you, because you are a dunce that refused to learn it. -
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Come and tell me the day you learnt Chemistry, Biology and Physics in Ibibio language or Effik, or Igala.
You were fully educated in English from nursery to university and you have no excuse to make grammatical errors as an adult.

pocohantas:
Interesting

They should give everyone prepaid meters.
That way we ration our usage and only pay for what we consumed. Anything less is fraud.

The truth is that prepaid meters only works well in developed countries where the houses are fully built and electrified.
You are just a tenant and move in and buy your meter credit.
Here in Nigeria, that we buy land and build house, then buy meter and call nepa and electrician to connect it,
what is to stop my hand from changing the meter connection in the night? I'm the one that built the house.
I'm the one that knows how I wired it to the meter.
So we will still successfully cheat nepa by bypassing the meter. And they will still lose.
I lived in UK for 4 years. I didn't even see ONE WIRE ANYWHERE. In the house, on the street, in school ... NOTHING. NO WIRE.
All connections were professionally done and properly concealed. You cannot do illegal connection there to bypass meter. Impossible.

kushe:
Oga,that is a curse.
If I ask u how ur phone works,or how the Internet works I am sure u will just say it works.
Our everyday lives currently are multiple miracles brought about by science technology,adventure and curiosity.
Oyinbo put plane wey heavy pass house for sky for several hours,the thing no fall and see wetin African man dey talk.
Let us not talk about Spacex's reusable rocket landing on a platform in the sea.
Only advanced minds can stretch their thinking to how much science is involved.

So who sent these people to pay millions of their own dollars, to go and die underwater?
What were they looking for there?
See, there is knowledge and there is stupidity.
Pursue knowledge good. But know where to draw the line when it starts approaching stupidity.

EKONGKING:
People needs to understand that they cannot open shops or businesses as they please .

You want accountability from politicians,but you do even worse than them ,when given a chance.

People need to ...

MrAmbrose:
Honestly, not all adventures are good to explore, this is crazy!
May their soul find rest.

Oyibo people have this BIG problem.
They will be running up and down like somebody they put hot roasted yam inside his pant.
They can't stay one place.
Now they have gone to moon. The other one wants to go to Mars.
May we never reach this type of unhealthy waka-waka in Africa.

Enyimbamercedes:
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Work on your grammar is all I said. What is “am “? It is I’m or I am not Am!
Secondly, you are correct, I don’t buy 2k mobile data! Too slow and insufficient for my needs. I use IPNX for my home internet. Talk another one

Hello,
Please I'm interested in this ipNX.
Do you get the signal directly to this device, or is there some other out door antenna that connects to this?
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This is my plan.
To use the home device but in the office.
These ISP people are too crooked. Once you mention "office" they start directing you to "Enterprise" option that costs 100x more.
I just want to manage the home/house device in the office and connect it to our office router.

JDistribute:
How old are you?

Why are you asking him his age?
Answer the question he asked you.

InvertedHammer:
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No.
It is quality over quantity. Going to work for 8hrs everyday but being productive for only 1 hour doesn't count. Our problem is not manpower hours but productive manpower hours. Eating groundnuts while gossiping and then sleep thereafter doesn't count as work. Go to government Secretariats.
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Nigeria as a nation is not producing anything of value.
Here's picture of a bicycle dump in china.
Do you understand this?
It means Chinese companies have produced SO MANY millions of bicycles for home and abroad that they can dump these ones anyhow.
That means that EVEN IF you try to setup a bicycle plant in Nigeria, you can't even sell it as China's own will dominate NIgerian Market.
Same with cars, clothes, shoes, home appliances...
There's practically nothing left for you to do than to just sit down and do nothing 24/7
Hence the rise in yahoo and agebero and area boys 'stealing' money on the road..
There is not enough work to keep people occupied. And as a consequence, no money to pay either.
So the comparison is correct. An average Nigerian worker will work and die before buying iphone 14.
Such things are only affordable by the 1% rich.

silvoclaira:
This is preposterous


IPhone no be your mates.

How do NYSC female members today get the money to buy this phones, while serving?

They are young females.
They are high value to big men.
They are given the money to buy the phone.

Pityoobi:
You see most Nigerians are not really smart after all.. check the first page and you see people that have been socially engineered to believe canned and powdered milk are the best for them.

Many of them are ignorant of the facts that most Asians and Europeans drink their milk raw and fresh… that peak milk and rest will never sell in those places.

Besides conclusive research have shown that casein in Milk causes Type 1 diabetes.

Milk is baby food.
The stomach of a baby has the enzymes to digest milk. As we grow older, we no longer have this enzyme and then we are able to digest other wide variety of real food instead.
Some mutation to humans has resulted in us adults still digesting milk. Europeans have more of this milk Enzyme in their bodies. Though not all of them. Hence you keep hearing about lactose intolerant.

Oxfordgrade:
Sir, you sound like an employer. please sir is there an opening in your establishment, for the post of a driver or gardener?

There's a day I entered a ride to work.
The driver picked up other passengers and we were all there stuck in traffic jam.
One lady was complaining about her sales work.
One guy beside me told her to stop complaining. He was a northerner guy.
After UNI, he saw that nothing was happening in the north. He just closed eyes and came down to Lagos.
No where to sleep. He went and slept in one kind roadside beer parlour/car park place.
Night and morning he will wash the cars of those beer parlour men that came to park there, whether they pay or not.
That's how one of them noticed him and asked him to follow him.
Oga gave him driver work. From there to head of logistics.
Guy managed himself, rented house, later bought land, married wife.
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I don't know what else to say.
I will not tell you what to do. Just take your actions wisely.

Picture?
Otherwise, I too have bought my own G5 private jet

Ttipsy:
As if you are in Oyibo land! An average Nigerian especially grown up fools will eat and trash it out from the window of a moving car.

It's like a culture in Nigeria; should we pretend to be surprised??

When I lived overseas, they have dustbin everywhere. Just turn your head and look, you will see bin.
Then EVERY morning all the bins everywhere in public spaces are cleared and emptied.
The bin is never filled up. Workers are never on a strike.
The bins near your house is cleared once a week. But all the ones in city centre is daily.
But you will pay council tax for such service and you cannot dodge council tax. They know your name and address. You must pay otherwise you go to court, from there to prison.
Our own here, millions of people will not pay anything. But will make mouth and be shouting and complaining.

Nigerians peoples.
The peoples that move in different directions at all times.

Enddy50ty:
Just watch how the price of bicycle will skyrocket now because of all these.

Was bicycle cheap before?
I bought one used bicycle for N26,000 in 2018 or so.
Since then, I've spent like N100,000 total to repair and maintain it.

Fineman2:
Naija ladies are just too materialistic

It's not their fault
They need men to take care of their needs. And if Nigerian men are not doing so, they leave for overseas.
Well, social media is also a big issue as you can just press phone and see one fine picture that will scatter your head any time.

BArris007:
Go and fight him to have Ur peace of mind.
Don't be a simp or weak fella. Punch his nose straight up.

Hmm.
Punch now, the man will collapse and start calling it assault.
Next thing police.
The story go come enter Nairaland upsidedown.
They won't remember that the neighbour was making a hell of noise only.
It is your punching that will take headline.
[Insane Tenant PUNCHES NEIGHBOUR for no reason]

iammo:
Thanks to the Gentleman

Giving them real skills

He should give them Doctor work and visa to go to UK so they can be like him