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ProgrammingRe: Mehn Not Easy Oooo I Coded It A To Z by WoundedLamb: 5:40pm On Sep 12, 2020
peterangelo:
Hellogram was my first project name wen I want to build a chat app like 2go



B4 I switched to web dev
I was having alot of pitfall with Android studio gradule


I won't be using hellogram but another name
Ok... that's great then. Next time you have issues with Android Studio, try Xamarin on Visual Studio or even go open source like React Native, these guys are there just to make things easier for you great developers out there.

Bon courage.
ProgrammingRe: Mehn Not Easy Oooo I Coded It A To Z by WoundedLamb: 2:42pm On Sep 12, 2020
peterangelo:
I'm a computer science student 300l

I want to launch wen school resume

We're going to take to our VC to invest n mk it an official school site
I pray you go big as planned.
ProgrammingRe: Mehn Not Easy Oooo I Coded It A To Z by WoundedLamb: 2:36pm On Sep 12, 2020
peterangelo:
r u scared that they'll take my name hellogram
Yes, bro. I am afraid they'll take your name, Hellogram.
HealthRe: Is Watching Cartoons As An Adult Normal Or A Medical Condition? by WoundedLamb: 2:37am On Sep 12, 2020
Lol... Really, this forum has taught me a lot. Now, I know how y'all in Africa seek so much validation. It's never really about what you like but more about how the next person will see you. So, OP, you need Nairalanders to tell you the extent to which you can like cartoons in order to be seen as OK? Who is in charge of what adults should like or not like? Well, since you asked, you can enjoy the program between 10am to 2pm. That's the only time adults are allowed to enjoy it. Enjoy it any other time and it'll cease to be OK. Oh... and please, don't take any soft drink while watching it. That'll be too much for an adult. In fact, you'd lose your adulthood if you try that.

Any other question regarding adulthood?
ProgrammingRe: Mehn Not Easy Oooo I Coded It A To Z by WoundedLamb: 2:24am On Sep 12, 2020
OP, have you bought hellogram.com? You should know what to expose online and what not to.
CelebritiesRe: I Had C-Section Because I Couldn't Wait 12Days To Meet My Baby — TBoss (Photos) by WoundedLamb: 12:11am On Sep 12, 2020
There's nothing wrong with C-section. Left to me, I would even encourage ladies to do that. There's no pride in suffering where the end result is the same.
RomanceRe: Your Mummy Dey Show Her Pants For Street- Small Girl Disgrace a Boy by WoundedLamb: 12:07am On Sep 12, 2020
This is what we're encouraging each time we come online to trash-talk women. Someone above is already celebrating the sad words.
PoliticsRe: UK Court Orders P&ID To Make Interim Payment Of £1.5m To Nigeria by WoundedLamb: 10:43pm On Sep 11, 2020
omenka:
Ask around, I don't talk to ladies on the forum, especially those who sound like they've got nothing upstairs. Go look for your kind to talk to.

Bye.
Such sexism! Wow... you Nigerians amaze me with the way to address fellow human beings.
CrimeRe: Sylvester Ofori Beating His Wife Before He Killed Her (Video) by WoundedLamb: 10:27pm On Sep 11, 2020
thorpido:
Person say,..if i don't kill your sister,then I'm fake'.

Shouldn't she have stayed away from him and get a restraining order when there is a precedence of violence?

One has to give the devil a wide berth.
African women find it very hard to leave abusive relationships/marriages primarily cause the society will always favor the man in such a situation. The discrimination against single moms and divorcees is mind blowing. Such women cannot even contribute to discussions or give opinions without people reminding her how she couldn't even keep a home or how she left her husband to prostitute around. The man goes blameless and even gets pity. Sad but true.
Science/TechnologyRe: 62-Year-Old Ball Python Lays Eggs Despite Having No Contact With Male (Photos) by WoundedLamb: 9:40pm On Sep 11, 2020
rentAcock:
What are they surprised about?
It has passed the reproduction age.
PetsRe: Bird: How Can I Save This Flying Creature? by WoundedLamb:
Ugaboy:
Greetings Nairalander, I found this bird at 5a.m, when I was tiding up the compound.

Does anyone know the name to this bird...I will like to help it stay alive or probably make it a pet.

I know it might look very small or to take care of, I don't mind...and I don't see it as a waste of resources, please any idea.
Hi Ugaboy,

Sorry I'm coming late. Hope the bird is still alive. Keeping a bird of that age alive is extremely difficult but here are some tips:

Providing warmth:
Put it an cage with cloth bedding and keep the cage near a burning stove (I actually prefer electric cooker to avoid smoke). Ensure there's enough shade to reduce light but allow free flow of warm air.

Feeding:
Grind dawa seed and mix it with warm water, put it in a syringe with no needle and put the pointed end it the bird's mouth and gently squeeze. The bird has a natural instinct to open its mouth so this shouldn't be a problem. However, the mixture must not be too hot or too cold, must not be too watery or too thick and you must not squeeze hard.

Handling:
Don't hold the bird the way you're holding it in the picture (with the two winds clipped behind). Firstly, pet birds are never held that. Only birds meant to be killed are held that way and they don't like it so it's not good for bonding. Secondly, this one is way too young for that. Try not to move it around so much but when you must, keep it on your palm and place the other hand on its back so it wouldn't move and fall.

Bonding:
At this age, feeding it is enough bonding exercise already. You don't have to do extra. It doesn't have a developed sense of fear, it only has the instincts to eat, so you can be the provider and claim the position of a caretaker. You'd be the mother it knows and it would never be afraid of you as an adult bird. Then, you can play with it but doing too much now could have an adverse effect. So I suggest you feed it constantly (every couple of hours), little at a time. Stay near it where it can see you all the time but resist the urge to be touchy. Make exactly the same sound each time you feed it. Be extremely gentle and never get angry or show shock even when it misbehaves. Trust will be broken at the slightest sense of fear.

Grooming:
As it grows, teach it to pick up food from your palm. You can start by feeding it with your fingers and make sure you let it see what it's eating. Then proceed to putting its mixture on your palm and encouraging it to pick it up. It will stagger but it will eventually learn. Then proceed to giving it the full seeds and water separately. Finally, offer it the food and water in containers.

Flight:
Please, don't clip its wings. Some do that but it causes a lot of emotional distress/depression in birds. You can tell by how they'd start plucking their own feathers, losing appetite and becoming less tolerant to human presence and generally less active. Don't worry, it might never really fly as high as others in the wild. If you're afraid it might fly away when you're outside, you're right! That could happen. However, if you try not to take it to a crowdy and noisy place or anywhere it could easily get startled, then it will always stick around you even when outside. If you're still scared, you could decide to keep it indoors and only bring it outside in its cage to receive sunlight occasionally.

Good luck!
RomanceRe: What's Going On Between My Oga's Daughter And I? by WoundedLamb: 1:48pm On Sep 11, 2020
anastasius:
Gay men and feminism. Smh.
Just so u know, Feminists are mostly misandrist.. So u being gay doesn't exclude you from being hated by dem.
So much assumptions in a single comment; overwhelming. I never mentioned feminism nor sexuality to you. And the notion that a feminist is someone that hates men is ignorance in its most profound form. The concept of hating men is called misandry and someone that hates the male gender is calles a misandrist. The fact that people like you are always quick to call anyone that tries to be unbiased in a gender related issue a feminist shows that somewhere in your mind, you actually know feminism is about being unbiased.

If you read my siggy, you'd know I'm averse to any form of discrimination, bias or inequality. So there are many other things you might also want to call me asides gay and feminist. If anything, at least, it shows my stance is not going unnoticed.

Good morning.
PoliticsRe: Election: Thugs Invade Oliha Market In Edo, Chase Away Traders Supporting APC by WoundedLamb: 1:41am On Sep 11, 2020
It's raining in Nigeria now?
RomanceRe: What's Going On Between My Oga's Daughter And I? by WoundedLamb: 10:30pm On Sep 10, 2020
NwaEje:
I can't do that, she's even confused. It's over between the two of us, hopefully.
She's confused yet you're the one that ran to Nairaland to seek clarity.
RomanceRe: What's Going On Between My Oga's Daughter And I? by WoundedLamb: 10:28pm On Sep 10, 2020
piagetskinner:
18 years.. better face your studies or find a meaning skill to learn..


At 18 I was thinking of how to graduate with 1st class
Did you?
RomanceRe: What's Going On Between My Oga's Daughter And I? by WoundedLamb: 10:28pm On Sep 10, 2020
bishop4life:
how come no one is asking you the age of the so called girl
Nairaland boys don't care. Some are already saying the girl is the one trying to use the OP to cure her konji. You can do virtually anything and pass with it provided you're male.
RomanceRe: What's Going On Between My Oga's Daughter And I? by WoundedLamb: 10:25pm On Sep 10, 2020
vickydevoka:
Better stop, oga daughter may be de type dat are caged n u are de only option for her to cure konji, so keep off if u still want to stay long
But OP is clearly the one going after her from all he's said!
RomanceRe: What's Going On Between My Oga's Daughter And I? by WoundedLamb: 10:20pm On Sep 10, 2020
Deborah98:
See her as a distraction and focus on why you are there...
Apparently, OP is the distraction here.
BusinessRe: Do Nigeria Banks Have The Right To Retain 10% From A Deceased’s Account? by WoundedLamb: 9:19pm On Sep 10, 2020
majamajic:
Next time read well before insults, the topic is about a dead dad , not about his death

I will allow u this night !
Calm down, bro. It was only a joke. Sorry it didn't land well.
BusinessRe: Do Nigeria Banks Have The Right To Retain 10% From A Deceased’s Account? by WoundedLamb: 8:35pm On Sep 10, 2020
majamajic:
Mine was worst , not even 10%

Let me sit here
They retained more than that when you died?

These banks could be terrible sometimes.
CelebritiesRe: How I Got Nicki Minaj On My Song After I Was Drunk – Davido Reveals by WoundedLamb: 6:48pm On Sep 10, 2020
When there's no harm in trying, try!

Nicky Minaj is a big name, any collaboration with her is good for Davido's career. I'm happy for him.
EducationRe: Big Brethren GhanaThe Real Truth About The Show.Video by WoundedLamb: 3:24pm On Sep 10, 2020
You guys are so funny on this thread. I hope it's all banters though. As for the show, I'm certain it will get better over the years. Nigeria has a bigger market so we shouldn't be comparing.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 2023: Tinubu Told To Watch Out For Osinbajo’s Secret Plots To Outwit Him by WoundedLamb: 1:40am On Sep 10, 2020
No source ?
Foreign AffairsRe: Strange Accounts Appearing On Nairaland Every Midnight! by WoundedLamb(op):
VickyRotex:
hahaha I'm late to the party. Mods took it down already.

But if I guess correctly, those 2 posts is about Covid starting as far back as last November. I've seen lots of such from these bots, not to remember grin grin
Lol, you're right.

Apparently, mods are clamping down on them! grin

Account created today:
https://www.nairaland.com/6108871/death-toll-new-crown-nearly#93761891
PoliticsRe: Ortom: Army Intercepted Gana Terwase Akwaza On His Way To Surrender by WoundedLamb: 4:53pm On Sep 09, 2020
Gabbriell:
The government is talking about giving amnesty to criminals. Amnesty is not for criminals, you can check your dictionary.
We can argue that amnesty shouldn't be given. This argument could have come when it was premised and the military should have made their stance known then. But allowing the governor to go ahead with it and then intercepting and killing off the guys about to surrender clearly undermines the government and sends a message that amnesty is only a trap.
PoliticsRe: Ortom: Army Intercepted Gana Terwase Akwaza On His Way To Surrender by WoundedLamb: 4:37pm On Sep 09, 2020
seanfer:
The Governor should be happy that One of those causing insecurity in the state is no more.. Except he knows something he is not telling us.
askibee:
He who lives by the sword will surely die by the sword,I wonder why the government of benue state will give this story even if it's true,good riddance abeg. I wish this army killed all the Boko Haram that will come for amenesty, we don't need this people to keep reminding us of how they killed our loved ones.
poiunt:
We can now see that the state Governor is the one sponsoring violence in the state through this criminal
poiunt:
Rule of law, when the criminal was killing and kidnapping innocent victims did he obey the law of the country.
Susu888:
Fvck the rule of law!
That demon mass murdered entire villages, even women nd children were not spared.... If it was shekau gunned down on his way to collect amnesty would u cry rule of law??
Some demons r best shot on sight, let god judge them!
Wht nonsense...
Calm down. You guys are not seeing the big picture. It's not about the guy anymore, he's dead. It's about the aftermath, the implications of his death. The government should be one of the most trusted entities and when they promise amnesty, it's pertinent that they stand by it, otherwise such a promise wouldn't hold water next time and it would then be more difficult reaching a truce. The army just frustrated the governor's efforts and he needed to make this statement to make it he wasn't just orchestrating a grand plan to lure in the repentant bandits with fake amnesty promise. That's the only way he can make such a promise next time. We may not all be in favour of amnesty and we might advocate that it should never be granted but when it's granted, it should be followed through for integrity sake. The governor might be a suspect but so is the military. Why were they eager to kill him off when he wasn't fighting back, is there something they're not telling us too? They couldn't kill him all this while, and when he was then surrendering, they shot him.
EducationRe: Why Do Some Nlers Always Make This Mistake? by WoundedLamb: 4:56am On Sep 09, 2020
etrange:
And who told you that those people breaking those records write poor English? I never said Nigerians don't speak/write good English. A lot of Nigerians speak very good English. I'm saying "English is not our language" is not an excuse for one not to make efforts to learn proper English. This has always been my point. You said, "as long as you can read and write", and you believe someone that constantly types "being" in place of "been", "am" in place of "I'm", "your" in place of "you're", "loose" in place of "lose", "its" in place of "it's", etc. can write? Well, you can keep setting the lowest standards for yourself just to justify mediocrity but know that that only works provided you don't have plans of taking any reasonable apolitical position where communication is key. How do you pass knowledge across if you can't write good English in a country like Nigeria? How many of your textbooks are in Igbo, Housa or Yoruba? It's surprising you're undermining the importance of a language in which our entire knowledge base in penned.
Bro, you've said it everything that has to be said. You must know that people don't usually give in on Nairaland even when it's clear they aren't making sense so I suggest you leave that guy and save yourself the stress.

Just my opinion.
CelebritiesRe: 'You Need A Wife Like My Own' - Burna Boy Showers Praises On Stefflon Don by WoundedLamb: 10:04pm On Sep 08, 2020
Happy for them.
RomanceRe: Can A Girl Have A Bestie Without Them Having Sex? by WoundedLamb: 1:13pm On Sep 08, 2020
Dizzyrascal:
if a lady lies to her partner it means that she is doing something wrong.....the word lie rubs me the wrong way everytime
Lies aren't good regardless of the party.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Finally Replies Pastor David Ibiyeomie Over Death Threat by WoundedLamb: 3:27am On Sep 08, 2020
Mobi47:
Daddy freez was actually wrong with that interpretation. But the Pastor went too far sha...however, how can one redress a stubborn man like daddy freez, without going too far. He is totally wrong this time and very disrespectful. He nogo fit try all this stupid talks with Muslim imams na
This is a subtle but perceptible support for the pastor.

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