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Family / Re: 19 Year Old Man Marries Two Wives At A Time In Bauchi. by Yampotatocarrot(m): 5:27pm On Dec 30, 2023
AVECDEO:
Northern boys wey their papa get money dey enjoy o💯😎

No be about money o... Ask your average gateman in Lagos, or the ones doing shoemaker (cobblers), you'll be surprised to hear they have two wives already, and only see their wives when they travel home for Sallah

Infact, I get one wey be say, anytime he prepare travel, Na another wife he wan go marry...and Na cobbler o

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Agriculture / Re: Updated Price Of Grains And Location. by Yampotatocarrot(m): 5:23pm On Dec 30, 2023
shariff84:


Prices as today:-

Oloyin beans 57k
Drum beans 57k
Olotu beans 57k
Iron white beans 57k
Potasko beans 50k
Oloka 65k

Suyabeans 40k
Bambara nut 60k
Locust beans 40k
Millet 38k
Paddy rice 32k
Peal millet 38k
Dawa white 38k
Red dawa 40k
White maize 38k
Yellow maize 40k

Local rice 38k(50kg)
Local rice 75k(100kg)
Sunflower 50k
Tiger nut big seed 48k
Tiger nut small seed 37k
Date 1800/kg
Groundnut peeled 70k
Unpeeled Groundnut 20k

All in 100kg bag(26 rubber paint)

Due to high cost of gas, transport to south east is 6000 per bag.Transport to southwest is 3500.Abuja is 3000(madalla)

Sheriff, I need rice by second week of January o
Nairaland / General / Re: The Founder Of Glock Handguns, Gaston Glock, Dies At 94 by Yampotatocarrot(m): 6:43pm On Dec 28, 2023
Vinnie2000:


No allow By-gones be By-gones, Abegi Buy Gun- Erigga. smiley cheesy

Loooooooooooooooooooooooool, Erigga dey craze

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Politics / Re: Wike Distributes 2000 Bags Of Rice In Each LGA In Rivers State by Yampotatocarrot(m): 8:24pm On Dec 26, 2023
OAM4J and other mods, please some people are having issues logging in on Nairaland, it's showing "login features blocked"

What could be the reason?

Celebrities / Re: Tony Elumelu Dancing With Genevieve Nnaji by Yampotatocarrot(m): 8:38am On Dec 26, 2023
Wey the dance na... I was hoping to see serious dancing
Celebrities / Re: Doyin Hassan And His Wife Welcome Their First Child After 24 Years (photos) by Yampotatocarrot(m): 8:35am On Dec 26, 2023
See the expression of that lady behind the wife in the second picture... Lol
Politics / Re: Emefiele, Deputies Shunned Buhari, Approved Pay Rise – Investigator by Yampotatocarrot(m): 3:29pm On Dec 25, 2023
olisaEze:
Is our grand Inquisitor ....sorry Investigtor now also a defense attorney for the former president?? He doesn't realize that in his bid to hang all that has gone wrong in Nigeria since 2015 on Emefiele, he just indicted the current CBN Gov with this statement! This is exactly how Maina started with the pension board, and finally ended up in the same destination he intended for those he targeted!

If you don't mind me asking, was the current CBN governor employed with CBN before being made governor?

I'm asking because this report indicts every director and departmental head that worked with Emefiele atleast in the last 4years of the previous administration
Politics / Re: Tunji-Ojo Orders Probe Of NIS Officials At Seme Border Over Misconduct by Yampotatocarrot(m): 10:24am On Dec 25, 2023
gr8cany:

I was told to stamp a Nigeria passport by NIS is free, it's only charged when it's a foreign passport, but in seme border, they will charge for stamp and charge for documenting.

I have no problem with paying for stamping sef, but let's know the amount to pay

That's why some people prefer to cross without stamping... Without even showing their passports sef
Politics / Re: Tunji-Ojo Orders Probe Of NIS Officials At Seme Border Over Misconduct by Yampotatocarrot(m): 8:30pm On Dec 24, 2023
gr8cany:
The extortion in that seme-border can never be over-emphasized.

I pray the minister is able to tame them

Maybe the minister should just say how much it cost to stamp passport at Seme border... That way, people will know when they're being extorted and cry out accordingly

Na those 11 checkpoints from Badagry to Seme dey vex me pass
Travel / Re: Has Anyone Benefited From The 50% Discount On Transportation by Yampotatocarrot(m): 8:00pm On Dec 24, 2023
I think it's not everybody... Was at Okeyson, they say Na when them see money from government, even if Na small, them go reduce... Iyana-Ipaja to Afikpo = 40,000 flat

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Politics / Re: Ex-SGF Boss Mustapha Refutes $6.3m CBN Looting Allegation, Calls For Probe by Yampotatocarrot(m): 6:58pm On Dec 24, 2023
I don't know, but this Boss Mustapha has a charisma around him... Maybe it's his name o, but there's a kind of positive vibe around him

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Politics / Re: LASG Seals Quilox, Warns Sol, The Good And Landmark Beaches Over Safety Infracti by Yampotatocarrot(m): 6:05pm On Dec 24, 2023
Angelfrost:
If not corrupt politics, why has Quilox not been permanently shut down?!!

Those guys literally get closed down temporarily every month.

How many more strikes before they get put down permanently?!! SMH.

Exactly my thought... If they're always shit down and always flaunting orders, why not permanently shit them down
Politics / Re: LASG Seals Quilox, Warns Sol, The Good And Landmark Beaches Over Safety Infracti by Yampotatocarrot(m): 6:00pm On Dec 24, 2023
Abisolababe:
Why always quilox

I was going to ask the same question... Why always Quilox... If Quilox keeps breaking the rule constantly, why not just close down the place entirely
Politics / Re: Port Harcourt Refinery Not ‘Fully’ Ready – Leadership by Yampotatocarrot(m): 10:56am On Dec 24, 2023
Abeg, make una no vex o... The news says these refineries have been shut down for years...

If they have been shut down for years, do people still work there and are they paid? What exactly are the people there doing, and why is government still paying them?

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Education / Re: Hensard University Announces Tuition, General Charges by Yampotatocarrot(m): 10:40am On Dec 24, 2023
I thought it was supposed to be illegal to do such, charge in dollars in Nigeria?

Mehnnnn

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Business / Re: CBN Lifts Ban On Cryptocurrency Transactions by Yampotatocarrot(m): 5:49am On Dec 23, 2023
This is one of the most confusing news I've read this year... They unban abi them no unban? Ewo ni gbogbo quotes

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Health / Re: Abia Government Uncovers ‘japa’ Doctors Still Collecting Salaries by Yampotatocarrot(m): 11:39am On Dec 22, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
I really hope this is not true because EFCC should be on their matter by now.
This brings back the bill to stop the immediate post-graduation transfer of skills acquired with tax payers money
https://www.nairaland.com/7646704/5-years-before-going-abroad

Not just to be on the matter... I believe this is fraud, very annoying it's being perpetuated by doctors

If there's a way to write the government of the countries they are to send them back to face fraud charges since the fraud was committed here, it should be done

E dey vex me sef... Can you imagine? Very wicked set of people... Maybe some of them are even on Nairaland blaming Tinubu for Nigeria's woes, but see wetin they themselves dey do

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Education / Re: An Assistant Lecturer Salary In A Federal University by Yampotatocarrot(m): 11:31am On Dec 22, 2023
Jokerman:
Lol... I even heard that some federal civil servants in level 8 and 9 earn lesser than this.

Thank God I never opted for lecturing job even after my master's and 4 publications 😬

As a self employed realtor alone, I earn more in month by just showing people apartments 😬

Na una dey ask person wey dey find house to pay 10k for form Abi... Wehdone,no wonder you earn more by just showing people apartments

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Politics / Re: NNPC Completes Maintenance On Port Harcourt Refinery by Yampotatocarrot(m): 7:29am On Dec 22, 2023
Fujiyama:
grin

One would have thought that by now...Nigerians would have developed some sort of healthy skepticism towards their government and what it says. Apparently not.

The deal was that before the end of this month, that refinery complex would do what refineries are supposed to do...you know...refine stuff. There is no real indication that this will actually happen before the self imposed deadline. undecided

Eight days to the final deadline. The refinery has not rolled out one drop of AGO, PMS, DPK or whatever. It is not likely to do so before the deadline. And...the propagandists have rolled out the drums to celebrate...with the dancing girls gyrating and doing their thing...because one phase of what should be routine maintenance has been completed. undecided

The federal government is in the business of selling pipe dreams and clearly, there are many, many buyers. Godammit, I wish my customers had one hundredth of the loyalty gullibility of the people of this land.

I was reading through the comments, it then seemed as if I read previous news wrongly, as no one could remember this same thing you pointed out

The information before today was that it'll "START PRODUCTION" in December, but nothing in Kyari said indicated such... Is it that people have short term memories or what?
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Is Partially Back; A Work In Progress by Yampotatocarrot(m): 5:33pm On Dec 21, 2023
TolaniLuv:

Seun, I have some advice for you. I know you can read this, and I want you to know that I care about you, bro. If you check my profile, you'll see that I've been a member since around 2008. I urge you to consider selling Nairaland to an active person or a young individual who can become a shareholder. If you don't take this step, Nairaland, which is a source of pride for Africa, might face failure.

You are too slow.

You are too dull.

You are too stagnant.

The world has moved forward, and now there are millions of people like you.

Meanwhile, nobody knows what you look like in person, and you don't grant any interviews or interact with your peers. Are you even real?

Why should he sell? If he's okay with the way it is, leave him... Anybody that believes it can be better should go and create his own and start getting people to sign up

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Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Can Now Wear Beard by Yampotatocarrot(m): 12:24pm On Dec 17, 2023
MaxInDHouse:


He is really sincere and honest hearted others will start telling you bad things about JWs but ask them to present a better performing group they later joined after leaving ọmọ they will start fighting you as if you've cursed them.

The fact remains that no human has ever passed through the potters of JW organization that can speak of any better group they found after leaving because there's none! smiley

True sha... Well, I personally wouldn't have a basis for comparison because I haven't met a lot of them, at a point I used to think they lived in a secluded estate, lol, cos unlike other churches, you don't really find a lot of them

I used to have a roommate that sends me links to their services which I join online... particularly loved the question and answer segment, as we were allowed to ask questions on issues and get answers, although he stopped after a while
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Can Now Wear Beard by Yampotatocarrot(m): 12:03pm On Dec 17, 2023
YourKarma:


I like your write-up but why must Khalid be from Iran? Why can't Khalid be from USA or Japan or even Nigeria?

Justice for Khalid!

Lol
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Can Now Wear Beard by Yampotatocarrot(m): 12:00pm On Dec 17, 2023
Notatribalist:

What exactly do you intend to achieve with this post? I was born in that organization,but for some reasons I left. But truth is,they practice the best form of Christianity. Jehovah witness is the only organization/church I've seen that preaches from the Bible. They don't take offering like other churches. Their teachers are centered on how to worship God. No prosperity preaching. As much as I would like to admit that they are not perfect,but they are far ahead of others. Take it on leave it

If they practice the best form of Christianity, does that mean you left the best for something not good enough? As in, you left something that is original for something that is fake?...

Except you left JW and stopped being a Christian altogether, if not, I wonder the kind of mentality you have to have left THE BEST

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Events / Re: Celebrating A Decade Of Excellence: 3chub's 10th Anniversary Extravaganza! by Yampotatocarrot(m): 9:57am On Dec 15, 2023
10years? I thought they're a new company o... Nice customer service at your Iyana-Ipaja centre, very jovial guys, abeg they deserve something special this Xmas o

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Crime / Re: Police Recover Vehicles, Motorcycles Used During Ekiti Deadly Bank Robbery by Yampotatocarrot(m): 10:19pm On Dec 14, 2023
Lol, I couldn't stop laughing... Is it that the thieves carried all the money on their head while running into the bush? So when the thieves ran into the bush with the bags of money, the policemen stopped chasing them and started driving the vehicles back to the station?

Ekelebe will never cease to amaze me... Lol

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Yampotatocarrot(m): 7:48pm On Dec 14, 2023
topsy23:


There are many of them in the market. IP motion light. Check the link below

https:///product/ip64-motion-sensor-waterproof-and-solar-led-wall-lamp-4681316?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiA7OqrBhD9ARIsAK3UXh0Q1fCcnYUt4V_wycDTUwKMURs4p_3eWidwc1emtcSuOWZLIck8j2caAqHiEALw_wcB

Although the link isn't opening, but thanks for providing the name... Now, I can continue my research from there

I appreciate
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Yampotatocarrot(m): 6:48pm On Dec 14, 2023
Good day, house... Please, does anyone have idea about this small security lights that come on when an object comes close to them, and goes off after the object passes..

Do they have advantages/disadvantages?
Are they more expensive in the long run that the normal ones?
What price range should one be looking at, if one wants to get them?
How exactly do they get the energy to power on, because they work even when there's no light?

Thanks in advance
Car Talk / Re: What Is The Law On Overtaking Police Convoy? Was I Wrong? by Yampotatocarrot(m): 3:08pm On Dec 13, 2023
Kelvin30286063:
On Wednesday 6th of December, I was driving my family from Ondo to Akure to launch a new business.

?

Actually, you can overtake them, there's nothing against it, but it has to be AFTER THEY HAVE WAVED YOU TO PASS

I love the way you narrated and even took the blame where necessary... Only issue was your impatience... They would have waved you to pass, I've seen them do it severally, especially soldiers, they'll even wave you to pass and greet your children if you have kids in the car

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Food / Re: How Long Can This Last If It Were To Be In Nigeria? by Yampotatocarrot(m): 2:41pm On Dec 12, 2023
Impliment:
If it's exam time, many of you have failed it outright. The question was how long will the tank of beer last if it's in Nigeria and some folks started mentioning southeast, poor and wealthy peoples etc. Out of context.

And you also didn't answer the question,so you will also fail it... Just like me, for quoting you without answering the question
Food / Re: How Long Can This Last If It Were To Be In Nigeria? by Yampotatocarrot(m): 2:37pm On Dec 12, 2023
Amotolongbo:
In the South East, it won’t last 30seconds.
South easterners dey drink beer mehn.

Them no drink reach south-south men and women, come arrange correct peppersoup beside am... Forget
TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Hikes Dstv, GOTV Prices After $72m Forex Loss by Yampotatocarrot(m): 2:35pm On Dec 12, 2023
Zacks43:

I don't need your money for anything bro. I will give you the information for free.

Thanks in advance, I'll chat you up
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Yampotatocarrot(m): 7:42pm On Dec 11, 2023
Office table available for sale... Going for 40k... You come to pick up, mbok

(The last drawer is stiff to close and open)...

Location Iyana-Ipaja, after NYSC camp

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