₦airaland Forum

Proudlyomonna:
Asin ehn their name for be mumuzee twins
People dey die due to high level of insecurity all over the Country,but na dis one be their own problem
The level at which people go to seek attention has become so alarming, infact it calls for a state of emergency

And you no reason say fake news na one of the major cause of wetin de make people die as you stated? I don witness riot wey cause death of several people back in 2008 or so. Wetin cause am?..... Fake news wey emanate from one public secondary school, yeah! And if you open your eyes check am well, fake news na a major dissaster till tomorrow, we only focus on the result of fake news - the dissaster, but forget the cause of the dissaster - fake news.

Stevenson20:
We know it must take toll on you all. Russia has be Isolated in every corner. Putin its time to come to the real negotiation table unless you want Russia to be a pariah state.


Those Nairalanders singing your praises don't mean well to you and Russia.
Negotiation is the only solution

Nice bro, but Putin isn't here, I suggest you use 'his' him' etc., not 'you' 'your'. No need to write like you de talk to am directly for Nairaland, him no go read.

donaldking10:
oya car owners over to you.
I no de put mouth for anything wey no concern me ni.

Bet you don already put mouth, you must answer o. I de wait.

Built2last:
Unfortunate

With Suicide, it starts with a small tiny voice in your head, saying end it, end it, end it. If you don't deal with it, the voice gets louder till you end it

Yeah, you got it so right, but it appears a lot of people/Nigerians don't know about these things, so they either laugh about it or call you unprintable names, pushing you further down that abyss. They don't know nothing, they just don't know..... Jon snows.

Nigerians are very easy to predict. I predicted this sh*t during that yeye "endsars" protest that at the end of the day, the same masses doing yeye protest would be presented with two candidates- Tinubu and Atiku, and be left to choose between the lesser evil, wasting other people's votes. See them, They have started towing along that line. Na only Atiku and Tinubu una see say fit to rule Nigeria? Tell me why I go vote at all if e end like this.

Lol, sharp man pass sharp man. Them know say these ones just want run commot from here.

Sad one. I used to, like many others still do, but stopped feeling angry with people who commit suicide when I scaled through depression some time in 2012. That thing is indescribable, it's the darkest of the darkest moments anyone could ever go through. Worst of all, in my case I didn't and still don't even know what caused it. May you reading this NEVER go through that hell. Amen. Fare well young chap.

uuzba:
The story sounds like shit, because the english is all rubbish.
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2 meanings to the story.
What is Timaya? A man or a woman? He or She?
First story:
Timaya was driving his car, and hit a lady's car.
He refused to come out of his car.
The lady came out of her car, and asked him to come see what he's done (very unlikely for Nigerian ladies)
He instead asked her for her phone number (hopefully to compensate her later in the day)
The lady refused to give him her number.
He then hit the lady and her car the 2nd time and drove off.

Second Story:
Timaya was driving his car.
She hit her with his car (what the Bleep does that even mean).
She came down to ask him to look ...
He didn't come down, but instead asked for (her) number.
She told him (Timaya) that, He would block her. (As per Timaya would block the number of the person he doesn't even have yet).
..
Now, He hit my sister (her) and ran away.
First off,
She hit her with his car.
Now
He hit her with his car?
A woman hit another woman with a man's car
A man hit the same woman with his own car. (the car must be an armoured tank).
What did this woman do that different people are using armoured tank to hit her her left and right?
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Ok, so the OP now goes to social media to disturb Timaya (a man or a woman?), who blocks them off.
But Timaya asked for a phone number earlier and was ignored.

How exactly does this story concern us now?

Hahahahahahaha, your explanation has made it even more difficult for me to understand a story I was trying really hard to comprehend. Why are you wicked like this bro? Lol.

nwakibie3:
Am I the only one who doesn't understand the write up

I'm telling you my brother, I thought I was the only one as well. Apart from the whole story that's quite confusing, the 'his, her, his, her' thing tire me I swear. As for the wounded lady, I hope she gets better soon.

This guy must be an adolescent. If you've not genuinely started the marriage process, forget about that sh*t you're asking her to do. I was once like you many many single years ago. Sometimes your 'sincere' love doesn't really count. Girls five years younger than guys have seen and done 300% the things we can never even imagine.

What exactly is he going there to do? Or is there a meaningful motive I do not know about?

Jamesbiodun:
Why don't they use hip roof ? Well you can just go to the company and request for the price yourself or call like two expert in roofing to give you the quotation

Yeah, hip would have made better sense at that end.

Okortor:
In all my life and years of Watching, there has never been such a CONVERGENCE of Signs of Endtimes just as the Bible says.

Something bigger and wider than what we are witnessing now Might Just be in the offing.

Stay Focus! Search and research yourself to ensure nothing is standing between you and GOD.
Completely Surrender to JESUS Christ! Live Ready! JESUS is Coming very very Soon.

Three simple questions ;
1.When were you born?
2. How much about history do you know?
3. Will your answers be derogatory? Will you suddenly become hostile and abandon the message you're trying to pass across? If yes, like people who think along your line of thought always do, then you may not answer. I will understand.

QuotaSystem:
Quite impressive. Despite the insecurity, some Northern governors efforts in delivering infrastructural projects have been quite commendable.

Meanwhile Ortom his neighbour is busy boxing shadows and fooling himself.

Guy please, don't call that name. How he managed to fool a whole lot of Nigerians is what i do not and will never understand. I'm from Benue, he only fooled himself among the majority of us but not among a whole lot of Nigerians. What a pity.

Na all these new generation human beings. In all areas of life, be it political, religious, education, social etc, many of them, I repeat, many, not all but many of them have very messed up brains. Imagine teacher... Wetin bring devil hand as comment for fine art class?

Stedygrowth:
Op, what you're going through is normal. The response you're experiencing is completely biological in nature, remember, you have not met her before. She, being your cousin's sister, does not in any way, stop from being a woman she is. The problem here is that, there is no conditioning between you two that establish the fact that you guys are sisters, as such, there is a clear prediction that if you have opportunity, you will make love to her.
Based on the above submission, I will suggest you help her find a place to stay. Even if she changes the way she dresses from now on, it will not still change anything, because you have been conditioned already. Until you will not rest. So, to be on the safe side, find a place for her as quickly as possible.
This does not require discipline, it require removing or staying away from the source of the stimulus. If you keep staying, you will do it one day.

Best comment so far. I don't have a daughter but I read in one of my mom's psychology books back then when I was younger that men could even get sexually attracted to their DAUGHTERS, that it's very possible. While some don't have such feelings, others do but just conceal it. Some others can't that's why we hear cases of some men having sex or rapping their DAUGHTERS. The OP needs help that's why he brought it up here. We are known to be highly pretentious over here so we keep to ourselves, pretend to be angels until we commit the worst of crimes humanity has ever heard. It's one reason I like watching some American life shows, those guys don't pretend so they come out when they need help.

minasi4841:
U can see how they are kidnapping in the North and killings but any small thing IPOB do everybody will be complaining.

Despite everything Hausas still love Boko haram. Then because of small small kidnappings in the east people are saying bad things about unknown gunmen.

When them do small small kidnappings of your family members maybe by then we will understand what you typed here. As for now we don't truly understand.

Question I never asked till today.... Why dem do this kind ball for small children then felele for the slightly older ones? Na this one we bin de take start soccer with till we graduate to felele, then case/health then lastly FIFA. Our generation no try for us, my toes bin hear am.

Lordedifice1:
Nobody go raise you if you die

Bros as you no die, me sef no go die. I just feel say the thing go sweet, but this one wey you come de talk die die die like mountain of fire, fear start catch my liver.

SeraphEl:
@OP

You spit up a lot of spiritual “buzz words” but i can sense that you lack in depth biblical understanding or knowledge.

The idea of “mysterious” vanishing is UNSCRIPTURAL and is a science fiction from the “Left behind” movies/books series. Not biblical. Mysterious vanishing Is more like an Alien/UFO (demonic) deception; that you will fall for if you keep this faulty theology.

What is clearly stated in the scriptures is that: (1) Christ is coming on the clouds and ALL men shall see HIM. (2) HE is coming with LOUD trumpet and celestial signs (earthquakes, no light from sun or moons etc). Thats hardly mysterious nor secret. Please! Go and read ALL of Book of Revelation along with Mathew 24, Luke 21, Mark 13. 2Thes2, Daniel 7 to 12. No hint of mysterious vanishing or secret rapture.

1 Corinthians 15:52: “In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed”.

In context, This passage is talking about instant change of our putting on of immortality from our mortal bodies at the last trump AFTER tribulation. It is NOT saying that you will be mysteriously secretly raptured.

I suspect your mind is made up and not open to re-learn to correct eschatology (end times theology)

May GOD have mercy on those whom place faith in mysterious secret “rapture” before the great tribulation. They will be terribly disappointed and in jeopardy of great apostasy.


YOU HAVE ALL BEING WARNED!!!!!!

I asked him twice if truly all his preachings were from the Bible he claims to believe in when he wrote here some times ago about people vanishing BEFORE the tribulations. Bro couldn't answer. You see, it's these 'prosperity, non- suffering Christians' who preach such nonsense. They're taught suffering is not their portion, yea, nobody likes suffering but that's the core reason I guess they just assume the righteous would be exempted from the 'great tribulation'. I even pointed out that that notion originated from the left behind series as you mentioned, asking him if Jesus lied in Matthew 24, but each time we get to this point he remains mute. I realized years ago that these guy men, even the ones people respect so much who parade themselves as 'men of God' know very little about theology and history.

Lordedifice1:
Guy
Don't wish it
The thing is very scary. What of if you don't come back? Dorime

, Ah, na true o, but I still want to experience it, abeg o, I will come back o.

Hi bro, I saw your comment on another thread, something just pricked me that you were having suicidal thoughts so I rushed to check your profile only to see this. Trust me, I know what you're going through, or should I say nobody knows? Cos I've been there too. Please, just don't give in, I may not have the remedy but it will certainly fade away with time, trust me, time changes everything.....
Modified ; I'm happy to see it was last year, I'm sure you pulled through bro? Yes!

Lordedifice1:
In 2016
I was sleeping i knew what was going on but i couldn't move,my spirit left my body and took that same laying down position the only difference was that my spirit was looking at my body i was feeling both my physical body and spiritual body at the same time. i noticed it then i jump up from the bed and ran to my mom's room omo up till now I don't understand that day,mehn that was very scary

I don't feel sleepy at all tonight so I decided to revisit this thread . It's people's comments with this your experience I've been searching for, I've seen quite a few here . I've had sleep paralysis countless number of times but have never experienced OBE. What happened to you is called astral projection but yours was obviously unintentional. Some persons intentionally get themselves into that state. Somehow, I wish to experience it .

The problem I've had with Nigerians since the inception of the internet is that they have blatantly chosen not to be objective in their reasonings. Once they hold on to a course, there's nothing you can do to convince them that where they are headed is in the wrong direction. There are many times when people they've chosen to see as their enemies actually do or say the right thing, but they just fail to see the truth because their mindset has been programmed to always see wrong in everyone who does not belong to their political/religious/ethnic line of thought. I saw the bullsh*t in that stup*d endsars protest even before it began, but trust us, we're always moved to align with the crowd.... The internet showed me this clearly. Bar man, oya knack me another one make I yarn my chest today like the other few days.

obyrich:
Which one is Onyeka Onwenu (late)? When did Onyeka Onwenu die?

There's a comma after her name, before the 'late'....
Modified; Ok, others have pointed it out already.

Nicenixon:
I am still waiting for that time that government will install Camera in all corners of the street but I know that Nigeria government is not serious at all.

If the government eventually happen to install them, the people will vandalize them, but the government won't install them because the government are the people. Same People crying fowl make the government. Until the people change, the government wouldn't.

Before Ortom, we no de send whether federal government exist or not, but since he came he has succeeded in shifting the minds of some few shallow minded Benue indigenes and the entire country from his total failure to blaming only the federal government.

Why e be say any time you hear church members doing ridiculous things a greater percentage of them go be women?

Onyiiobi7735:
I used to think you are mentally sound when I read your comments on topics on this forum, but today you proved me wrong.
Only a mentally deranged psycho would start ranting over someone's comment not involving him,just because it doesn't agree with the psycho's belief. And you just proved yourself to be a madman. Until one goes on social media, he or she would never realise so many lunatics in dire need of mental evaluation or better still chain and padlock, abound in thousands in this nation.

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One thing that really baffles me is why overly religous folks become so arrogant and insulting once you choose not to believe in what they believe. With all these your words, will I, a supposed 'lost soul' be encouraged to be or sound like you bro? Is this supposed to be the way? Your way? The right way?

blamingthedevil:
Is he right?



https://mobile.twitter.com/xagreat/status/1489220842248716292

I wanted to add Ortom to the list before opening this post but seeing that he's number 1 & 5 I just know this list is correct. I hear Bello is not too different but Ortom carry first from behind all of them.

Once I see some topics I automatically know who post am. I think say this Righteousness guy don wise stop all these him mumu things for here.

This slay queen from north bank that year. I expected everything that's happened to her to actually happen the moment I heard she got hooked up with FFK. Fake girl, fake life.