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HARRISON040:
UNTIL UR WIFE CHEAT ON U,U GO NO SAY,SEX MATTER

Your wife will cheat if you are not satisfying her.
Satisfying her and penis size are 2 different things.

The average vagina is 3.8inches deep.
Everything else is just based off psychological imprinting from previous partners rather than her actual pleasure.
Clit, center of gravity, etc all the essentials you need to stimulate are well within that 3.8 inches.

If for whatever reason, he can't get that deep, there are always toys.
But what I can assure you is that the one thing that will NOT satisfy his woman, is his lack of confidence in his own natural body....which is unfortunately what all these dick size comparison talk causes.

internationalman:
Has anyone insulted anyone on this thread now?

Mr activist.

Whether it be insult or by indirectly hinting that a man can never be happy with his life based on the very natural body he has.

All come from the same devilish inclination that I vehemently oppose.

The latter being even worse, because I can only imagine that those kinds of messages drummed into their sub-conscious all their life is why some men just kill themselves.
But nobody sha cares when that happens, because afterall, he is a man.

ZombiePUNISHER:
Do you know that one here
Coolambience
Goes around the forum chanting sai barber with empty stomach and a borrowed data

Pity Nigerians....

Sorry, I can't pity them.
The day I pity them is the day they will hate me.
They have proven so. Or do you want them to start to laugh at me if, while fighting for their freedom and rights amongst my peers, I end up wounded or in jail?

Nigerians always taunt their heroes in prison, even if said heroes altruistically gave up everything to fight for the fools.
But they will continue to hail us as we oppress them.

I do not see Nigerians as people.
I see them as mostly flies.
Flies love shit, so you have to ensure the country is a shithole for Nigerians to actually be comfortable in their country.
The nigerians that are not flies, will leave. The majority love it here.

If you must pity anyone, pity we the politicians.
Because sometimes, If we have not travelled out, It is quite depressing when we find ourselves waking up in the same shithole that Nigerians have become accustomed to living in.
You know, we are the ones who are actually human beings.

2buffagain:
I am not a small man, but Guys who fish for relevance with dick size do not
understand that the thing all the measurement fight is for, can be satisfied with just one single finger. Sometimes 2

If they did, they will go and look for something else of value to present to the world than something they did not even build themselves.

Go and make money

I am not a small man, but Guys who fish for relevance with dick size do not
understand that the thing all the measurement fight is for, can be satisfied with just one single finger. Sometimes 2

If they did, they will go and look for something else of value to present to the world other than genital size.

Go and make money

It's like I now understand why politicians enjoy being evil to Nigerians.

It is because Nigerians are fools.
They hate good, but love evil.
Gluttons for punishment.

If I burn treasury building, nothing will happen.
Nigerians won't do anything.
In fact, give it a week and they will forget and start hailing me as I drive through their disgusting street with the new car I bought from the money I stole.

Come next election time, I will buy their future and that of their children for as little as N1000 garri and bread and the fools will gladly sell it to me.
I will borrow money from outside to steal and then attach the bill of debt to their children...and they will hail me for it after they see the other new car I used the debt money of their children to buy.

Yes, it makes a lot of sense now.

I trust the foolishness of this people more than I trust my own mother.
So much so that, when an opportunity comes for them to pick new younger leaders who want to overturn the foundations of our mistreatment to them, they will fight those people. They will not vote for them and will rejoice if I kill or imprison them.

I love these fools called Nigerians

Nicklaus619:
Staged, staged I say
This is the most corrupt government since 1960

All these fire that has suddenly become a new trend for Federal government is a decoy, we all know what is going on, they want to divert and empty the treasury.

I ain't voting sh!t for this country in any election again, they are all mad.


Can we please uninstall 2020 and reinstall it again, this version has got a virus

So which one did you vote for when you did?

Lemme guess, APC or PDP?
If so, then you are part of the problem.

internationalman:
Bro it's ok na.. All this story on top prik

No it is not okay.

I'm a men's rights activist.
I do not sit idly by while toxic attitudes are being targeted at men over things they cannot control. Unfortunately, I find myself having to advocate for men...TO other men, not even women. We have to do better.

Whether it is their height or their dick height, I don't care. I will always speak against such denigration. Many men shy away from speaking against such things because they think "If I defend this brother, they will think my thing is also small".
That just proves to your sub-conscious that you are a coward.

I'm 6ft but I remember the day I entered some fool for insulting one of my friends because of his height. I have done the same when we were at hostel shower and some fool was insulting some other guys penis size. I don't tolerate such self-masturbation at the expense of another man's dignity.

If you must insult a man, insult him based on external matters. Insult him based on his opinions. Heck, insult him for being broke...these things are largely a factor of his choice. But don't insult a man based on personal factors he was born with. That's just bloody cheap and an insult to his creator...whom you probably go to church to say you are worshipping.

Ilamina:
It's as if, at that moment, they believe, they own your vagina

It's so pathetic and disgusting

Why take advantage of some girls
Who are trying to find their path in life

I showed some of my boobs aka cleavage in my dress, and I got like 10 inbox messages

Men respect yourself

Gosh, men can be gross


Anyways, I have stopped wearing half tops and showing cleavage

I learnt my lesson
I didn't know, I will get that kind of negative attention

I see other girls wearing half tops, and everyone loves them

But my case is different

Brainless thread.

Small time now if she meets a man that truly doesn't give a fvck about her body, the next thing she will try to console herself with is to be thinking that the guy is gay.

Any body who puts apostle or prophet in front of their name...na scam.

The real ones are good with just brother or, if e too big, pastor.

RemoveKebab:
Mine is 6ft and a circumference of 500cm

Yeye people instead of make ona dey measure how much dey ona bank accounts.
That's what makes women orgasm.
Na poor man dey measure prick.

It's a man who anchors their being to external factors that measures dick or money.

But if one is to pick one, then money for sure.

internationalman:
No matter your achievement, if you have let's say a micro penis you won't be happy in this life. That's if you are not gay though.

No matter what natural cards a man is dealt, he can be very happy with his life.

The very first thing he will need to do is to stop listening to toxic men like yourself who have issues in your own life and so try to use dick length measuring to compensate for a lack of fulfillment in your life. From my experience, no other gender cares that much about dick measurement matter than men.

The next thing is he will need to love and accept himself completely.

Having loved himself, he will then be able to confidently deal with women which ever way he wants and discard any that do not align with his life.

Look at girls for example.
Girl's with small breast and small ass exist. Some allow that affect their self esteem (or succumb to plastic surgery), and some have done the mental work to be able to confidently slay regardless. In her mind, "I'm hot. I don't need to pull every man in the room. Whoever likes my own particular temperature of hotness will show".
But when she has low self esteem because her view of herself, that will come out too.

Na your type these women dey take do cuckold.

You know how women like to test limits.
If you will never break up with her no matter, she will go and suck some other guys thing and come and French kiss you... Right Before telling you what she just did and how she still loves you but that she WILL do it again so just accept the new role .

Na from there your mumu go dey graduate daily as you make new compromises to your humanity everyday.


If you like make a girl feel she is too important. Na you know.

Jinja007:
hi, I respect ladies a lot. thanks for your courage and time.

now back to the issue, are u a shoe maker??

someone who chooses to be a shoe maker n gets married on top, should be arrested and imprisoned.

to everyone, if you don't earn a lot, leave marriage abeg. so that you won't drop account now, 10yrs later ur Children will still come and be dropping there's..

God just dey look you dey laugh right now.
Continue.

All these judgements you are making on others will catch up to you one day. Pray for forgiveness so it doesn't.

wirinet:
False! You pentecostals have graven images (pictures) of your G. Os in your homes, work places and your cars, in the former of stickers. Some even wear pictures of their G. Os on their necks. You guys always worship theses men of God, and believe only his prayers can heal you and make God answer your prayers. Now what do you call these?

Coming from a Pentecostal background, I agree. You have a point. That is why I no longer even do most Nigerian churches because A lot of them really are just personality cults.

Doesn't still excuse the acceptance of the Catholic flaws in the very same subject though. I think identifying these things and changing them leads to better togetherness on both sides.

I personally swerve Catholic girls because, at their best Catholicness, I can't stand the thought of somebody setting up shrines to a dead lady in my house that she prays to. Just not my cup of tea and does not match my theological beliefs.

AmIYourMate:
[sub][/sub]The savings part got me, I can tell you I earn a comfortable salary but I save less because of responsibilities, mouths to feed , school fees and house rent to be paid and I tell you I work from Mondays to Sundays with no rest.
Now during this pandemic , where I can't go to work and obviously, little money left cause no one was prepared, hmmmm does it mean am lazy?
It's the person who wears the shoes that knows where it hurts, even America has the highest rate of homeless people, and yes they also beg on the street.
Their Is no humanity in that post.
I also have a friend in an oil company that doesn't enjoy his money because off the health condition of his mum. I guess he is also lazy?

The OP is actually a boy who still lives in his parents house and has no concept of responsibilities past paying for his own phone bill.

I would only expect this sob story in western countries....not fvcking Liberia.

Sounds like OP needs to be tanning some ass in that house with belt. His wife's included!
OP is in africa. Ensuring a peaceful home is not complicated there (except maybe South Africa where those whitefolk brought their misandric laws too).

No matter what, you don't involve the children in your fight.

But since he is going by western style...

At this rate, it won't be the same because the children have now been involved.
The best thing is for them to simply seperate. Personally, I would file papers against the bitch using evidence of all her actions as ammunition in the case of her tendency to weaponize the children.

- Seeing as you both work, she cannot claim full custody of the children as you both have the same equal level of exposure to the children.
- Plus she works, so she can pay for her own damn lawyer (and possibly yours too if you play it right).

None of those 2 pros would have been available to you if she was not working.
This is why if you do western marriage, your wife should never plan to be a longterm, fulltime housewife.
This just gives her extra judicial powers to screw you over in white man lands.

Jinja007:
I'm being misinterpreted.
if I had known the outcome of my post, I would've kept calm..
I posted thinking I can uplift people from the mind that dey can survive by begging.. I even provided a job help..

I don't know about how tired you're about this but I felt pain when various people keep posting give away n attracting poor people to always send their account, it pained me n I could've posted this then, but I just waved it..


can you ask yourself why oyinbo no dey do give away for their country?
it's because of OYO.
that's why everyone is serious over there.
I came saw n felt if we adopt this kind of attitude we'll move forward and get better. but in return I'm been attacked n labeled arrogant...
coming to Ireland, you think I had all Rosy in Nigeria before thinking of leaving??
do u know I sold pour water, plastics to survive??
God Is my witness.
now if I was lazy then, I'll still be shouting relief funds with you guys, baba reason it, e good??

ask explorers, Collins we globe, this guys won't dash you Kobo, not that they're arrogant or wicked but because they owe no one anything and the feel you can achieve great if you strive on ur own..

I've said mine on this post and last time I checked I'm still lucid, if you guys want, keep begging until some of u end up in slim case quarantine radio masturbating live for 5k.


you dey survive since, lockdown no be death sentence, e no fit kill you

Bro, The boldened is false.

I live in oyinbo land and people here are getting instant aid and support by their governments if they need it.

Nigeria has no social security systems in place, which oyinbos have. That is why it seems oyinbo have it easier, NOT because they are better savers. Living paycheck to paycheck is not a Nigerian/African thing. it is a hard-reality-of-life thing for a lot of people all over the world, especially those who were already at their lowest points in society. I even donated something to a local fund here within a group we have for neighbours who need extra assistance, and these are white people. This is humanity time, not time for all this shit you are talking.

As to the other statements you made, I get what you are trying to say, but this is neither the time nor the right context where that applies.
You should be wise enough to understand what makes sense per time.
People were at different points in their lives when this thing hit.

Those of us fortunate enough to be able to work remotely or have stashed up to this period have absolutely NO right to insult anybody going through a tough time right now.
The very title of your thread is an unneeded, insensitive, and generalized insult.
It is self-masturbatory which ever way you want to spin it.

If you wish to help or share information, then fine.
If you don't want to help then don't help. That's fine too (You gotta take care of you as well).
Just stop insulting these people FFS.
May God never allow you see the kind of life challenges that would put you in the same category of the people you are denigrating like this.

Jinja007:
at least they fed me because they weren't lazy like you..

I assist them without them asking because I'm not lazy.

but what do we have here.
lazy poor thing

You mean you still live in your parents home and are not even fully independent?

Jinja007:
oga it's not hating, rather a wake up call so that u won't drop account details and many years later ur children will still come here n drop their own account...

don't be lazy

Dude you are talking like an arrogant and ignorant fellow.
Because you are doing well and make enough to survive and save ahead does not give you the right to insult people who do not unfortunately have that set up right now in their life.

What you are actually doing is you are trying to feel like you are better than people because you happened to have made small change that you saved. This is not necessary. There are better ways to validate and uplift yourself in your mind than kicking the poor. You don't know their story.

What you should spend your energy doing is being grateful that you do not have to live paycheck to paycheck...not denigrating those who unfortunately must live that way.

If you are not going to help your neighbor, the least you can do is not insult him. This whole thread and your attitude is entirely self-masturbatory and is really about you getting high of the stench of your own ass.

Delete this pointless and hateful thread.

Jinja007:
please guys I'm tired of seeing people dropping their account details for help.. you were surviving before the lockdown, then lockdown came, immediately u're broke. I mean, u had no savings or anything at all??
unless it's those who have emergencies to settle with their savings. this is crazy because even barrow pushers won't make 3k in a day n finish it that day. they'll definitely have savings.. it pains me more to see working class people also dropping account details

pls let's build ourselves, let's not look down on ourselves by always doing this almost everytime.

This is the sickest, most brain-addled, self-hating thing I've read all day.

vickydevoka:
Bros abeg sometimes reason squarely n profoundly b4 saying something. Most last borns are usually trained by de first n de elderly ones.
So u as de last born will be very wise in dealing with dem from de day u got a job, de shouldn't knw ur real salary, u should be able to lie to Dem by 20k difference.
Telling Dem no blatantly is no right. Bcus without dem u won't be were u are. N truth be told last born sabi help family lyk 2moro no dey. First born sabi wicked

Someone come get this passive aggressive idiot out of here!

You'd rather be lying up and down like a hellbound idiot instead of just being real with people.
And yet I'm the one that should reason before I talk?

Spman:
I always try my best i don't just know what's wrong why i haven't overcome this.

And she is d type that doesn't fancy pre-intimacy stuff..

M just fed up don't know what to do again

What kind of old mama are you knacking?
Tell her if she doesn't throat the D and tongue the b's, she doesn't get bleeped.

dobrinswizzy:
Hello nairalanders

A married man is woeing my babe o
Saying all sweet things to her, promising her different things, although the man is quite wealthy, he said he want her to be his wife

Guys what should we do?

1) Unless you are ready to put a ring on a girl, don't give yourself anxiety when others see and want her. If SHE WANTS YOU (this is more important), she will stay. If she leaves, she was never worth it, and that's a good thing to know now.

2) If she is smart, she would know that no married man will easily divorce his wife for a thot....which is what she would become upon allowing herself to play that game.

EVILFOREST:
MY FRIEND, just know now that EVERY LADY insults.
If only Pastors can tell you how their wives insult them.
Even a Lady with zero account can rubbish you at any slightest opportunity.
I have seen Nigerian Ladies who do nothing to generate revenue, insult their BOYFRIENDS who work hard to make ends meet.
Every LADY wants to control her man.
If possible covert him to HAND SANITIZER.

MEMORY VERSE:
Since BOTH Classes of LADY can insult you at any time.
It's better to be insulted by a HARDWORKING LADY who got ideas, if possible from a wealthy home.
I have said my Own.

Never tolerate or reinforce disrespectful behavior.
Punish it ALWAYS.

But you are right, better to deal with that kind of drama and train her accordingly if she at least has money.

Rich girls look for love.

Poor girls look for money.

Stop dealing with broke girls.

SweetCunt97:
Reverse is the case. Right from time immemorial women spend men's money and the man should b a man and know how to handle the situation. Her crime is being extravagant but this male in question has older sibling leeching off him and him leeching off the op.

You say this

and now you are trying to back out of it.
Having lost the argument, the next thing is to be calling your father "small boy" for not tolerating your excesses.
No be today una foolishness start.

Keep on being the loser you desperately plan to be.
We definitely aren't checking for your type.

SweetCunt97:
So when God gave man his Gender and social role he gave man pass to treat women less? Why is it about money this money that? Men got what they contribute while women too. Both need each other to survive.. That women are not d money makers and family head does not mean they not important and don't contribute their quota to d system. Anyways I won't argue with u anymore...

These days women too are making money. What are you doing?
I personally don't consider broke girls who are looking for men to support them.

Barring special occasions in life i.e childbirth, I would rather she go make bank and keep her brain sharp.
We can pay for maid and cook when we want to relax from domestic chores.
Also, I like nice gifts too. It's not meant to be one-way.
Power couple 4 life.
It is what it is.

Your gender mates are planning to be doctors, engineers, lawyers, and successful business people.


Yet you are there planning to be an utter Loser and dependent failure.
Go there and get some inspiration for your life https://www.pinterest.ca/theroot/black-female-ceos/

Chi59:
2014. I hot a friend request from a white guy. We got talking. Later on, he was telling me he'd like me to come abroad. He wants me to be his girlfriend. I was just 19.
Chai, very tempting. I just remembered what my mama used to drum into my head.
I told him NO, he should look for someone else.
After a while, I noticed the dude blocked me. I no get long throat. I can't enter gutter.

LOL dem for use you finish.
Some african girls find themselves trapped in those countries, forced to eat actual shit, Bleep animals and be video recorded while doing it as smut films.

I don't know why it's so hard for some girls to just stop being so lazy and build themselves as assets and not liabilities.

postmann:
I believe you suffer from hopelessness and inferiority complex not to mention your penchant for weak populations.

If my memory serves me well, you're one of those males whose wings have been battered by the unrelenting wave of feminism and you're here from the same broken spirit preaching from your quarter of doom.

You're completely naive in politics hence you don't know Africa is an important destination for Chinese businesses, and the only continent it has a near-nonrivalry business-wise. And when China does come under international pressure and countries from the West start pulling out like Japan is already doing, China would need Africa to maintain the status quo, and that would be a good time for Nigeria in partnership with other African countries to start giving China some conditions.

Your penchant for foolish arguments clocks faster than your capacity for rational reasoning.

VivleBriella:
LordKO
Oyoolima
Bukatyne
Adexpa
Themarkethere
Afonamaro
Sweetcunt97
Paxie55
Frozen70
Inyayiz
Jaymoon
Thanks for the contributions everyone
I didn't go mute, I just didn't think replying everyone individually's the right way..

I've decided to let him go, it's not like he hasn't done anything for me since we started dating, he used to buy me things when we initially started(first 2 months) but I usually insist on footing the bills, cause I didn't want him to see me as a leech, guess he got used to me footing the bills and left me to myself, he's extravagant to some extent, give him 100k today and in two days, he doesn't have a dime on him anymore, usually can't stand seeing him broke, hence, always giving in to his demands but I've had enough cause he already told me point blank he can't marry me during an argument, cause I'm not supportive and submissive..

And to the bloke who thought vivlebriella's for wedding cards, no, it's not, it's just some random nick I thought bout to open an account with but thanks for your contribution, it's appreciated.

Solid decision!