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EducationRe: Nigerians Spent $340m On Foreign School Applications In 6 Months — CBN by Albertone(m): 12:36pm On Oct 30, 2023
Cmeo:
Now tell me why naira won't lose value and dollar gains in value if we could be using or needing almost $2m everyday to pay school fees on our children to school abroad whereas the same service is available here.

Apart from needing over $1m weekly to import hair attachment only not to talk of food items, etc. Our middle class craving for foreign things are majorly part of the problem of Nigeria.

The moment the country (Nigeria) bettered the life of some people and made them middle-class that can save up to 10milion naira, they ditch the nation and forget the nation that made them and face the nation that colonize them. This life is funny
Can you compare Oxford university to Unilag? How about Harvard university to UNN?

Same services are not available here please.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got Sacked After Asking For My Four Month Salary. by Albertone(m): 12:29pm On Oct 30, 2023
ahnie:
This one you didn't drag me today so?
Albert this is unlike you cheesy cheesy Hope all's well with you?
I have forgiven you grin

How is business going madam Ahnie?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got Sacked After Asking For My Four Month Salary. by Albertone(m): 12:24pm On Oct 30, 2023
ahnie:
Travail of roadside school teachers.

I don du that kain work before was preggers with my first kid,the school owner bro managing the school happened to be my neighbor and also a pastor.

He held my salaries for 2 months,I had to go to his upstair,asked him to pray for us as either one of us would be visiting God that day.

My mum inlaw had to come get me that day because she was around,she was the one that freed the man from my grip.

In the evening I got my money.
Teaching job nor be ham one bit...e be like GNLD job.
Attempting such while pregnant is not worth it o. When if he hits you??
CrimeRe: Man Allegedly Beats Neighbour To Death Over N4,500 In Ogun by Albertone(m): 1:35pm On Oct 29, 2023
placeofallure:
Reminds me of one of Tope Alabi's songs...Ibinu sinmi l'aya were....Anger rests in the heart of the insane.

I almost killed somebody too. That incident healed me of every anger issues. I'll never forget August 18, 2013.
Why didn't you later kill the person?
RomanceRe: Nairaland In 2006(throwback). by Albertone(op): 12:29pm On Oct 28, 2023
Goalminded1:
Interesting history in pictures. Glad I came across this. NL has undergone changes, true true. The most significant change is the amount of registered users and opened topics, which are the real money spinners for * Sheyoun *

On a lighter note, I couldn't help but notice your topic being about what Nairaland looked like in 2006 , and that this post had 2007 views so far, as at the time of me seeing it. cheesy
Sequences...or just coincidence. Lol.
Wow shocked
TravelRe: "I Feel So Lonely & Sad" Nigerian Lady Residing In Canada Weeps (pic/video) by Albertone(m): 1:33pm On Oct 22, 2023
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Spoil Our Women Rotten- Zimbabwe Man Complains by Albertone(m): 10:56pm On Oct 19, 2023
Another thread for 1sharon, Poco, and the rest of Naija girls to wail over.
Since they don't value us, we're going international bish!
RomanceRe: American Lady Shuts Down Nigerian Women Advising Her Against Dating Nigerian Men by Albertone(m): 1:28pm On Oct 19, 2023
pocohantas:
You actually do sound like the one whose mental health is at stake and I hope everything is well with your mum and dad. This rage isn't normal. I would be happy when you get your passport, move abroad and marry a foreign woman. "We Nigerian men" indeed...
pocohantas:
Where does the whole, submit, cook, clean, bend over while I cheat come from?

Y'all just bunch of confused-insatiable-whiny-toxic-angry-ignoramuses. It would be nice if women ignore your kind and focus on the few sensible men in this country.
Who's raging now?

Even the few sensible men in this country don't want you. That's why y'all wear wedding gowns at age 30+ singing "carry me dey go my husband house" while hoping for miracle husband...na spirit husband una go see.
RomanceRe: American Lady Shuts Down Nigerian Women Advising Her Against Dating Nigerian Men by Albertone(m): 10:37pm On Oct 18, 2023
MyAmericandream:
Maybe because our women don't like to date other races (which I really don't know why). And even if dey do they don't date with their full mind.

Some couple of years ago I entered into a store to get charger and this guy was like oh you are Nigerian ? My ex girlfriend is from Nigeria, she is the most smartest person have ever met in my life, this dude kept talking about how smart the bae was until I left.

Women(not me though) can go online to tell the world how good a particular race/country/region is, but most men find it immature or disgusting to do that.

So, that's why you've not been seeing Nigerian Women being praised.

At least I have met non Nigerian men that dated/ married Nigerian women they've never said anything bad about them. My pastor daughters, both of them married non Nigeria.
If they don't like to date other races, why are they complaining about us?

Your analogy no work jare. Naija babes are mid and unappreciative.
RomanceRe: American Lady Shuts Down Nigerian Women Advising Her Against Dating Nigerian Men by Albertone(m): 10:32pm On Oct 18, 2023
Entanglement:
northern women especially the Fulanis are way beautiful with shining skin even in that hot sun.
But go to Ogun state, Ibadan, ondo, and try and look their women undecided
I couldn't agree more.
Even Anambra, Enugu, Imo etc are not left out. Many of them are just light in complexion for nothing.

Elite Fulanis anyday!!
RomanceRe: American Lady Shuts Down Nigerian Women Advising Her Against Dating Nigerian Men by Albertone(m): 10:27pm On Oct 18, 2023
Na this kain thread dey pepper Pocohantas body. She'd have been fuming. I can only imagine her state of mind when she reads this thread. Her mental health might be at stake.

She sees nothing good in Nigerian men yet, it is we Nigerian men that foreigners are rushing.

I've never seen a foreigner praising Nigerian women. Naija girls are mid tbh
FamilyRe: Mum Fumes After A School Nanny Beat Her 2-Year-Old Child For Pooping (Video) by Albertone(m): 6:15am On Oct 12, 2023
accordadoga26:
Hehehehe

2-year old babies have their own size too now.

Just use to fingers to tap the bumbum, she will understand what she did was wrong.

She's just a kid, she is just a kid, that's how one of my friend's nieces at 11 will poo on her body, remove her underwear with the poo and keep it inside her wardrobe.
A toddler's brain doesn't work that way. Everything is play and fun for them. If you spank, they'll feel you're spanking them for living their normal lives. They might not even link your spanking to the pooping that was done about 5 - 10 minutes ago.
5 years old and upward seems ideal. But a two year old?
FamilyRe: What Would You Do If Your Partner Goes Out Against Your Wish!? by Albertone(m): 2:03pm On Oct 10, 2023
ukaface:
I wasn’t defending rubbish oga
My opinion is mine, just because you don’t agree with me doesn’t make my opinion rubbish.
She ain’t a property, and she can decide to use her off days as she pleases.

Rest
She can even decide to use it with another lover in an hotel?

I know what you are...birds of a feather!
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho Jets Out To Germany - Picture by Albertone(m): 11:38pm On Oct 09, 2023
Godjone:
angry

Nor be only Jet out na car out. So how did he does that? From prison to Germany na wao. So many Nigerians have been pursuing traveling abroad all their lives but it wasn't possible . With money nothing is impossible
Your English alone fit make dem deny you visa!
PoliticsRe: Chief Of Army Staff, Lieutenant General Taoreed Lagbaja, Visits Lagos by Albertone(m):
Omodua:
No wonder we are not winning the war against insurgency and Banditry.

The soldiers looks so neat,tardy and unprofessional in their approach. These ones can't risk dying for the country.

The era of patriotic and brave soldiers are gone. What we have now are Yankee swagger soldiers only after money and mansions. Corruption is the key word.

May God help us overcome the impending holocaust!
Soldiers are meant to be neat at all times except you can't help it(in war or trainings).

During training, you, your rifle, your room and bathroom will be inspected regularly. If you're not clean and neat, you'll [i]buy job.[/b]

Now those men you're seeing, what they passed through before getting to where they are today, many passed through it and died.
You don't become a General by sitting in office all through the years. All of them are battle tested!

The neatness doesn't affect gallantry, ruggedity, and patriotism.
PoliticsRe: Chief Of Army Staff, Lieutenant General Taoreed Lagbaja, Visits Lagos by Albertone(m): 11:17pm On Oct 09, 2023
Legend44:
Don't understand why the high ranking military officers still move with DSS in their convoys
Those are Nigeria Army Intelligence Officers.
BusinessRe: How Would You React To This Message? by Albertone(m): 11:11pm On Oct 09, 2023
pocohantas:
Saying what truth? Coming from someone with your kinda topics? You that is everywhere in the romance section carrying female topics for head? Lol! Remove the dirt in your own eyes before coming at me with this hypocrisy. Get da fck out of here!!! You and her mustn't comment! grin grin
Na male topics I suppose carry for head?

Resttttt!
FamilyRe: What Would You Do If Your Partner Goes Out Against Your Wish!? by Albertone(m): 11:07pm On Oct 09, 2023
ukaface:
Rest
Lol think twice before defending rubbish
BusinessRe: How Would You React To This Message? by Albertone(m): 5:34pm On Oct 09, 2023
pocohantas:
You mustn't comment you know.
If we guys don't bring topics, mature people like you won't see a topic to get angry over cheesy cheesy
She's telling you the truth. Even the first 3 or 4 people gave simple and good answers.
It's not a complicated issue that requires the input of tens or hundreds of Nairalanders.

But as usual, you get coconut head.
FamilyRe: What Would You Do If Your Partner Goes Out Against Your Wish!? by Albertone(m): 5:17pm On Oct 09, 2023
ukaface:
So your partner can’t make decisions ?

Oga, break up with her
Then go look for a zombie to date
Because she isn't a zombie is what prevented her from explaining the reason for such visit?

Does that excuse make sense to you?
Your off day that should be spent with your family as a resting day, you still decided to go to work like it's not an off day.
You even claimed to go meet a junior colleague.
So, that junior colleague can't speak on the phone or wait till her non-off day?
It means her junior colleague is more important.
FamilyRe: What Would You Do If Your Partner Goes Out Against Your Wish!? by Albertone(m): 5:12pm On Oct 09, 2023
rickleye:
Hmm- you put yourself in a very difficult position my man.
You can only suggest and not command your SO. She isn’t a child nor property.
You are also not telling us the full story.
She’s a career woman , gets paid like you and can damn well go and return as she pleases.

That said - when she returns you both need to sit down . Not harass her at the door . Just send her a text that you’d like to chat upon her return. Sit down and discuss what was so important that she had to go and see a colleague on her day off.

Do not box yourself in a corner by issuing threats or giving ultimatum. If you suspect Cheating . Follow her and get facts.

Good Luck
All these for a woman that I paid her bride price, sponsored our wedding, brought her to my house I pay rent for, feed her and take care of her?
A woman that probably contributes less that 20% to the home financially?

Nah! She needs to know who the head of the house is. She needs to learn what being submissive is.
CelebritiesRe: Kylie Jenner Deletes Instagram Story Showing Support For Israel by Albertone(m): 11:55pm On Oct 08, 2023
compton11:
The same isreal supply Azerbaijan weapons to fight Armenian that's her step father country??😭😭😭
So why the crying emoji?
All these Gen Z sef!
CelebritiesRe: Cardi B Without Makeup Vs After Makeup (Photos) by Albertone(m): 1:45pm On Oct 08, 2023
DMerciful:
But why take her not so good pictures without makeup?
This is her still
This is filter
CelebritiesRe: Court Issues Reproduction Warrant For Naira Marley by Albertone(m): 5:45am On Oct 07, 2023
UncleKoboko:
Court and police shouldn't focus their energy on Naira Marley, Sam Larry and Prime boy alone.
I HAVE SAID IT COUNTLESS TIMES!

THE PRIME SUSPECT IN THIS MURDER CASE IS HIS WIFE WÙNMl

That girl is the wayward monster.
They should forget the fact that she's a nursing mother. The child should be collected and giving to orphanage in the mean time to care for.
DNA TEST IS A MUST WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT.
Mohbad him don swear for her say she won't know peace and I hope that swear will continue to follow her until we get full justice for MohBad.

A lot of Women of this generation are extremely evil and unpredictable... HEAR WETIN NEDU WIFE DEY TALK AFTER SHE GIVE AM BASTARƊ PIKIN...

IT'S VERY POSSIBLE THAT WÙNMÍ IS TRYING TO COVER UP SOMETHING... AND THAT'S WHY SHE CONSPIRED TO HIS KỊLLING...
So if the DNA test shows that Mohbad isn't the father of the child, how will that prove that the wife conspired to kill him?
Did Nedu's wife conspire to kill Nedu?
Is it today DNA is proving that a man has a bastard child?

Investigation isn't done that way. We're talking of NPF not gistlover!
CelebritiesRe: Court Issues Reproduction Warrant For Naira Marley by Albertone(m): 5:42am On Oct 07, 2023
kayone2:
Someone has many criminal cases to answer at the same time, yet he's friends with Lagos State government.

Why am I even wondering? Is Sanwo-Olu himself not an ex convict in the US?

Birds of the same feather
Bring your proof about Sanwo-Olu.
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Albertone(m): 8:50pm On Oct 05, 2023
Lovecars501:
Oh really? What is it? Also is there an introvert WhatsApp group I can join?
Yes.
A group moderated by YemiAkins
EducationRe: The Big Break Moment Africa Record Breaking Students Mountain Hike In Nigeria. by Albertone(m): 10:59am On Oct 05, 2023
Shey na only me the heading dey confuse?
EventsRe: Birthday Celebrant Asks Guests Without Asoebi To Leave Her Party, Curses Them by Albertone(m): 7:20pm On Oct 04, 2023
Goodlady:
Niya e. Werey to ka pata iya e o!
Ashey werey ni Goodlady. Wallahi mio mo.
EventsRe: Birthday Celebrant Asks Guests Without Asoebi To Leave Her Party, Curses Them by Albertone(m): 7:18pm On Oct 04, 2023
Goodlady:
I m not her daughter but I know her.
Meanwhile, if I see your type at my event that came eat without buying cloth, I ll block your exit. You ll pay for the food you ate!
No free food, it get why!
If you're not up to the task of hosting a party, it's not by force.

Using party to do business speaks volume of your class.
People spend over 10 million naira on party yet, they never get up to 1 million naira from Asoebi sales.
It's never about the money you make, it's about bringing people together to celebrate with you.
EventsRe: Birthday Celebrant Asks Guests Without Asoebi To Leave Her Party, Curses Them by Albertone(m): 7:40am On Oct 04, 2023
cococandy:
Any excuse to be a misogynistic troll
Tbh, women be doing too much.

It's no surprise because that was the gender that spoke to Satan face to face in the garden of Eden. It means they have something in common; Evil!
EventsRe: Birthday Celebrant Asks Guests Without Asoebi To Leave Her Party, Curses Them by Albertone(m): 7:38am On Oct 04, 2023
Goodlady:
I m booking this space cos I had to wakeup early do this.
If you v contrary opinion, buy me lunch make I release the space!
Werey alaso
EventsRe: Birthday Celebrant Asks Guests Without Asoebi To Leave Her Party, Curses Them by Albertone(m): 7:37am On Oct 04, 2023
Goodlady:
Muyico, it's not a skit.
It happened in real life.
I watched it on Facebook. The woman is now trending. Though it's not by force to buy asoebi and to avoid drama, I advise people doing party that want to cash out from it should desist.
But did she warn people that if them no buy her asoebi make den no come the party? If so, they deserved the curses. If I m her, bouncers ll throw out those that didn't buy clothes.
It's not easy to entertain guests with meals over N2K alone in Nigeria not to talk of in UK where each guest ll eat and drink food worth over N20K - N30K or more. At some events, wine taken cost hundreds of thousands of millions. So if I decided to cash out on my asoebi and some foóls decided to come and eat free food (owo epo), they ll go to clinic after 2 weeks cos the spirit of the money I spent must worry them.
If I give you something for free, it's free. But if I decided to do biz with my party, it's none of your business.
So I support the curses if she had warned dem before.
If you quote me without sense, I ll injure you here on nairaland with my constructive response. So think we'll before saying rubbish especially if you are male. My words ll pepper 🌶️ you to your marrows and blokkos!
You sound like that woman's daughter.

What happened to No Asoebi, No entrance?
Also, stop mentioning prices of things in UK in naira. Na naira dem dey spend for there?

If I were to be a guest with Asoebi, I'll stand up and leave too. That's an insult to everyone present. When no be say I no get food for house.

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