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RomanceRe: "When It Is Safer To Do Court Marriage As A Guy" by Albertone(m): 12:57am On Oct 04, 2023
Dinieoj:
If you don date plenty ladies and e no work, you have to work on yourself, you no fit tell me say all the plenty ladies wey dey, are not your spec. Think twice stop wasting your fresh and young sperm for nothing, use it and make healthy and intelligent children. A sister's advice
Kuku marry him nah.
A brother's advice.
RomanceRe: "When It Is Safer To Do Court Marriage As A Guy" by Albertone(m): 12:56am On Oct 04, 2023
Lungdick:
If you do not feel safe, sign a prenup.

sign a PRENUP and save your assets in case of divorce or separation!!!

sign a PRENUP and save your assests in case of divorce or separation!!!


wow I finally made FTC.

I dedicate this FTC to jennyclay , samantha124 and IconicR
Prenup won't save the assets you acquired during the marriage.
RomanceRe: Advise Needed For This My New Babe by Albertone(m): 12:53am On Oct 04, 2023
opizu:
Good day King
I received this message from one of the girl am working on, though we had date by next week which am planning to cancel because of short of cash to lodge her overnight:
Pls advise me King, what should be my response and my actions afterwards

Good afternoon how is work and everything, I hope u are doing ok i feel I should inform you about something cos my mind isn’t at rest so I need to tell u this so we both will be on a safer side, am sorry if it hurts u that I have a boyfriend already and I don’t want to hurt u neither do I want to hurt ur feelings too I felt it hard to tell u this but I need to do it so as not to hurt u I hope u will please understand me that is the reason why am telling u that am not ur wife becos I have someone already it’s ok if u want us to be friends I will really appreciate it u are a very good caring and loving person any lady will want to be with and I love ur good characteristics about know and also if u still want us to meet no problem i will make room for that I hope you will take me as I am and understand me thank u so much have a nice day ahead
I don't see any problem here other than she informed you she has a man late.

You have the choice to go on the date with no strings attached or cancel like you've planned.
PoliticsRe: IGP Egbetokun Takes Security To Church (Photo) by Albertone(m): 9:42pm On Sep 17, 2023
Antiurchins:
see as he sitted and allow that gentleman to stand all through service
Sat and not sitted.
FoodRe: See The Perfect Alternative To Fresh Tomatoes. (pictures) by Albertone(m): 12:40pm On Sep 17, 2023
CareerBegger:
Hahahahaaaaaa e be things ooo. Nice one ahnie
She later ran away with her tails in between her legs.
PoliticsRe: UAE Lifts Visa Ban On Nigerians As Tinubu Secures Landmark Deal by Albertone(m): 7:39pm On Sep 11, 2023
Goodvibes007:
Wow shocked

Not even up to 24hours of landing in the UAE. This man is doing wonders. A real Jagaban of Borgu.

Even, Atiku would love this news, since Dubai is Atiku's second home.
No evidence.

Until we start seeing improvement in living conditions before I agree.
EducationRe: OAU-Ife Students Thread: Great IFE! by Albertone(m): 10:29pm On Sep 09, 2023
OAU is no more fun like what those on the early part of this thread said. Awo boys are not as crazy again and Faj boys are not as cool again.
Emi Aluta is not as active again.

The school don tire everybody, everybody just wan gerrout as fast as possible.

Of the greatest Ife!
Ever conscious Ife!
Articulate gba gba!
Articulate gbo gbo!
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Teaches Russian Nuclear Scientists How To Choose A Wife (Photos) by Albertone(m): 10:22pm On Sep 09, 2023
Kingsnairaland:
Fear fear be bold those you fear also fear you but you don't know.
You never enter interpol net before na why.
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Teaches Russian Nuclear Scientists How To Choose A Wife (Photos) by Albertone(m): 6:19pm On Sep 09, 2023
WriterNig:
👍🏻Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO
Linking Nazi with US and NATO can get you in trouble. Telling people to share to show support for it can get you in greater trouble.
EducationRe: Why Do You Drink Beer?? by Albertone(m): 1:58pm On Sep 08, 2023
Jeferious:
I'm wondering the same thing too. People who take beer do it for mainly two reasons; To have a sense of belonging among ardent beer 'drinkards'....and secondly because they can't afford more expensive alcohol.

Sincerely speaking, most beers(apart from Orijin) have not-so-fantastic taste, and swells the tummy quickly. It amazes me when I see others who are fond of beers. For me, if it's not "Best" or any other quality spirit with some yummy taste, free am. Keep your beer. I'm more comfortable with smoking my weed from the beginning of the bash till the end
You cannot finish a bottle of those quality spirits without experiencing serious hangover. Except you're a hardcore drunk that has been used to it.
RomanceRe: How Long Do U Last During Sex ? by Albertone(m): 8:35am On Sep 08, 2023
Omoo if I'm fasting, na like 10 to 15 minutes oo.
But if I have broken my fast, na at least 3 months. I go dey comot dey come back. I go quickly drop kids at school and come back ontop of her. I go quickly wash clothes and come back to continue. I go quickly go chop my akpu then come back to fire on again.
If I now use my aboki's burantashi again, oh my g. Two diff Christmas celebration don meet me inside her before, no stopping.
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Albertone(m): 7:13pm On Sep 07, 2023
muhamadnur:
I might go on and on and on this are the few i can come with now,

My message in this long write up is this ( don't think to yourself your cursed or anything introversion as i said has it own nightmares don't just think to yourself that your now an introvert not a peoples person identify with a mind made fictitious entity an illusory identity an image in your mind that you need to defend no use that and learn how you tick as the saying goes POWER OVER OTHERS IS WeakNESS DISGUISE AS STRENGTH TRUE POWER IS WITHIN.

Im not saying you should be an extrovert but deal with all kind of FEAR be free in your head,.

I quited my job last year and have all the time to myself to study i have like only 2 friends off social media except NL and whatsapp saved all my contacts to google deleted them on phone so i dont watch whatsapp statuses, i bought a ball to play and exercise when im bored dedicated 3 hrs for reading daily

Perfect life of an introvert but believe me if tell you this I've never felt so free and alive as this last few years i dealt with all negativity and bad habits no more FEAR.


i hope to inspire even one person with my write up.

final advise

READ BOOKS.
Thanks for your input, it's helpful.

Since you quit your job and dedicated time to books and exercise, how are you living??
Where are you seeing money from?😂
RomanceRe: See Stunning Photos As Nigerian Police Celebrates His Magnificent Rib by Albertone(m): 2:08am On Sep 07, 2023
funkemary:
She's gorgeous! Your home is blessed. Cheers 🥂 to forever
Gorgeous?
It's make up and editing.
RomanceRe: If You Give Her This Kind Of Compliment, She Will Start Chasing You Immediately by Albertone(m): 1:45am On Aug 21, 2023
Persephone1:
Which leaves me with a question: Is it necessary to comment on a lady's post at all?

Which guys?
The internet is free for all. Any lady that doesn't want comments on her posts shouldn't make the post at all.


The guys you were referring to.
RomanceRe: Every man goes through this process at a point in their life(photo) by Albertone(m): 8:58am On Aug 17, 2023
Angrygoat:
I did this at 100 level auditorium line up. Then I was sex starved and new on campus. The girl at my front latwr ran away amd said she was not doing any longer my dick was rock hard and I made sure i gave her ass close super glue marking.
Don't try this abroad
RomanceRe: Every man goes through this process at a point in their life(photo) by Albertone(m): 8:52am On Aug 17, 2023
Rokiat:
How you know that am changing dp like clothes?
You must be actively checking to know.
Yes I am.
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do You Feel When You Notice Guys Doing This To You(photos) by Albertone(m): 8:51am On Aug 17, 2023
abiolamitodun:
Did u read the part on this thread where I said I can't say of other African ladies...that's to tell u that I'm saying what I've noticed about Nigerian ladies...if I've encountered other African ladies...I'll gladly say it without pretence...thank u
I know but you keep mentioning nyansh nyansh nyansh everywhere on the thread.
Even the lady couldn't relate, you still quoted her 3 or more times with "nyansh"
RomanceRe: Every man goes through this process at a point in their life(photo) by Albertone(m): 2:37am On Aug 17, 2023
IconicR:
So you don't know what he's doing and smiling abi?
He's on queue with others, the queue is tight causing body contact. So what?

During the cash crunch, come and see how people were mumbled up on the queue. No one gave a fck!
RomanceRe: Every man goes through this process at a point in their life(photo) by Albertone(m): 2:32am On Aug 17, 2023
Rokiat:
He’s enjoying it she’s enjoying it let’s mind our business.
This one that you're changing dp like clothes. It's like hanty dey find husband grin
RomanceRe: JAMB result Oga Jabez comedy by Albertone(m): 2:29am On Aug 17, 2023
Laughnow419:
Subcribe o
Subscribe to a channel doing click bait?
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by Albertone(m): 2:17am On Aug 17, 2023
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo [/color]
BBWs with low self esteem and probably doesn't get male attention are the easiest to score.
RomanceRe: If You Give Her This Kind Of Compliment, She Will Start Chasing You Immediately by Albertone(m): 2:14am On Aug 17, 2023
Persephone1:
The only difference between all of you that comment is you took your own "simping" off public.

Off mic grin
What makes you think they simp off public?

See, a simp that got his fingers burnt several times won't simp again(publicly or not). That's why I laugh at people teaching Redpill. When you simp and every lady you meet is using your heart to catch cruise, no one will teach you the Redpill before you swallow it.

So, I don't know why you think those guys simp when infact, they displayed the rizz of a non simp.
RomanceRe: Ladies How Do You Feel When You Notice Guys Doing This To You(photos) by Albertone(m): 2:05am On Aug 17, 2023
abiolamitodun:
I can't say sha...cos the level at which Nigerian ladies are growing yansh this days u can say which is real or fake...atimes the mode of dressing can be deceiving to us men sha...
Abeg rest!
You've been gallivanting up and down the thread shouting "Nigerian ladies' nyash". We have heard you!!
Or you're feeling funky because you're talking to an SA girl?
PoliticsRe: ‘Don’t Allow Your Morale Dwindle,’ Army Chief Urges Troops After Niger Ambush by Albertone(m): 7:40pm On Aug 16, 2023
YouandiAllofus:
Just one helicopter strike from their worthy opponents, they are now talking of dwindling morales. But they threw away their morility only a few days back, when they were forming commandos, brutalizing civilians in lagos (unarmed lastma officials). No be juju be that
Why will civilians too be attacking a soldier?
PoliticsRe: ‘Don’t Allow Your Morale Dwindle,’ Army Chief Urges Troops After Niger Ambush by Albertone(m): 7:38pm On Aug 16, 2023
Zonefree:
You died for nothing if you die for Nigeria.

Nigerian soldiers should not listen to this man. If E sure for am, he should be in war front not in some AC chilled office and be giving orders.
No non combatant can be a General, talk more of a COAS.
He has also being in the Frontline countless times. Sending him to the Frontline now is a waste of resources.
Generals are meant to created strategies based on their vast experiences, the strategies are to be implemented by field soldiers.
RomanceRe: I Need A Boyfriend... (requirements Included) by Albertone(m): 4:20pm On Aug 16, 2023
adaksbullet:
whom her u talked abouthuh
If you're ready to start typing like someone with a non defunct brain, you can come back.
For now, stop giving yourself a bad online signature that can affect your English in real life.

I'm a relatively old member here, and I've caught you typing in correct English before.
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Wear Pant, Bra, Tite ( Underwear ), Plz Adivse by Albertone(m): 4:18pm On Aug 16, 2023
ultimateprof:
Hapu ya ka ikuku banye ebe ahu ofuma ofuma!
Ori e ti yi. Ta lon ba e se competition ede siso?
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Wear Pant, Bra, Tite ( Underwear ), Plz Adivse by Albertone(m): 4:17pm On Aug 16, 2023
AskNgige2:
Is that girlfriend an achievement?
No. But at least, it's very natural to have a girlfriend so, there's nothing wrong with having one.

Look, everyone is feeling the heat. Even millionaires that used to make 10M per month are now making less than that. We can't because of that be mourning and not do anything else with our lives. After all, your complaints is not changing anything.
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Wear Pant, Bra, Tite ( Underwear ), Plz Adivse by Albertone(m): 11:50am On Aug 16, 2023
WhiteLavender:
You just met her, not too late to walk away if it's giving you headache already. But look at you already giving yourself wahala on how to remedy a situation about someone you just met. Did she tell you she's trying to stop it?
Only you just Siddon give yourself Wahala...na wah.
Not enough reason to walk away.
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Wear Pant, Bra, Tite ( Underwear ), Plz Adivse by Albertone(m): 11:49am On Aug 16, 2023
AskNgige2:
The guy is useless..

Pple are talking how to survive this APC government him de talk of girlfriend..

U never hear say anybody wey no get girlfriend get peace of mind
No be everybody dey struggle like you. Today alone, some people don spend equivalent of person papa 1 month salary.

Because APC government isn't good, we shouldn't pay attention to other areas of life? People that are talking about how to survive this government, what changes have they brought?
CrimeRe: Maid Caught While Trying To Pour Her Menstrual Urine Into Palm Oil (Video) by Albertone(m): 9:11am On Aug 16, 2023
kokoBoii:
rapist pedophile, you must be arrested
He's only shocked people use kids as maids and curious about how much they were paid to do that maid work. Needless to say, some might be underpaid.

He just didn't articulate it rightly.

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