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One of those executive maigaurds living in abandoned Lekki Mansions

GISTM0RE:
GistMore.com

Nigerian Man has been cooking, bathing & sleeping on the street in protest of the February 23rd presidential election. Says he won’t leave until Atiku is declared President.

See more here - http://gistmore.com/man-seen-cooking-bathing-sleeping-on-the-street-in-protest-of-presidential-election

They won't come out and vote ooo but when victory party de dem go show face... Ewu!

ELVISHOT:
President buhari daughter, zara muhammadu buhari indimi looks beautiful during APC women and youth appreciation and victory dinner.

See more photos below

http://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/03/stunning-photos-of-zara-buhari-indimi.html?m=1

She will still come back to continue what she started #Brutal

Dailyhappenings:
A young househelp caused her guardians to panic when she left their home in Okota on Saturday and didn't return .

Amaka was finally brought home on Sunday evening by a good Samaritan who saw her around her area and recognized her as the missing girl from the photos circulating online.

The girl couldn't give any reasonable explanation as to where she's been and her guardians have decided to send her back home to her family in the village.



Househelp found one day after going missing in Lagos and will be sent back to her village after failing to reveal where she went

Facebook user, Oge, who alerted social media users about her disappearance, took to the platform to announce that she's been found.

Househelp found one day after going missing in Lagos and will be sent back to her village after failing to reveal where she went



She wrote:

AMAKA HAS BEEN FOUND!!!
Amaka went from Ago to Bucknor, and spent the night with who she has refused to disclose, the woman that brought her back said she saw her this sunday evening around her area in Jakande estate and recognized her, now insisted that she must carry her home
The good woman brought her back!

She is going back to the village, first thing 2mao morning!

Thanks to everyone who were really supportive, mhen, the support and encouragements was overwhelming, thank you guys so much!!

Source: https://www.musictori.com/2019/03/missing-lagos-househelp-finally-found.html

Neat? And you're stepping on it with bare feet

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Guilty trip and shame us ok?

echepops:
Don't let any one deceive you. Masturbation is sin. The Bible says in 1Corithians 6:18-20: Avoid immorality. Any other sin a man commits does not affect his body; but the man who is guilty of sexual immorality sins against his own body. 19 Don't you know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit, who lives in you and who was given to you by God? You do not belong to yourselves but to God; 20 he bought you for a price. So use your bodies for God's glory.

Those of you that are not married, fill your thoughts with things that are good. Before one masturbates, he or she's mind is always filled with bad thoughts which comes from hell. Having wet dreams is not ruled out as well, it's connected with the demons.

Beware spiritual wives and husbands are real. Beware of the Spirit of incubus & succubus. Very dangerous spirits. Their mission is to destroy souls. When one self-services it's like you having a sexual intercourse with a demon. It's not normal. One may think you have joy and satisfaction in self servicing yourself.

If anyone here is struggling with porn and masturbation. I'll advice you take these prayers for the next 9 days and see the results
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Prayers aganist Sexual Sins
(if you are addicted to any form of sexual sin, be it fornication, adultery, Masturbation, etc.,take this prayer seriously)

In the Mighty name of Jesus, I renounce all sexual sins that I have been involved with in the past, including fornication, masturbation, pornography, perversion, fantasy and adultery in the name of Jesus. O God release me from every curse afflicted on me as a result of adultery, perversion, fornication, lust, incest, rape, molestation, illegitimacy, harlotry, and polygamy in the name of Jesus.

I blind and command all spirits of lust and perversion to come out of my stomach, genitals, eyes, mind, mouth, hands, and blood in the name of Jesus.

According to the word of God, I present my body to the Lord as a living sacrifice unto you O my Lord.

I release the fire of God to burn out all unclean lust from my life in the name of Jesus.

I break all ungodly soul ties with former lovers and sexual partners in the name of Jesus.

I cast out all spirits of loneliness that makes me to engage in an ungodly sexual relationships in the name of Jesus.

By the authority in the name of Jesus, I command all spirits of hereditary lust from my ancestors to come out of me, go into the abyss and never come back again in the name of Jesus.

I command the spirit of lust injected into me by the spirit husband/ wife to be destroyed by the fire of the Holy Spirit, in the name of Jesus.

I take authority over my thoughts and bind all spirits of fantasy and lustful thinking in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.

I receive the spirit of holiness in my life to walk in sexual purity in the name of Jesus.

According to the word of God in 1st John 2:16, I loose myself from the spirit of the world, the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life. I overcome the world through the power of the Holy Spirit in the name of Jesus Christ; because according to Romans. 6:6-12, I am crucified with Christ. I mortify my members, sin cannot reign in my body and I will not obey its lust. Amen.

Izzzit your 5 months+ or your life? Or have I come crying to you for data bundle money? Are yourself a Nairaland Millionaire?

castrol180:
5months+ of your life on nairaland? Na wa o! If you haven't make any dough or profit on nl then it means you are...

Marry both

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Dad: Tani Abbass?

Gbemishile1:
I was listening to a program where they were sharing experiences on how their parents first reacted the first time their boyfriend or girlfriend first visited their home. This got me feeling with laughter as I remembered the first time my papa see one girl for I'm house say she dey look for me.

My papa and my three sisters siddon for our midst dey listen to wetin i dey yarn the girl. If you see as I dey stammer. The girl sef just dey look down,she no even fit raise im head.

Nairalander, what was your parent's first reaction when your boyfriend or girlfriend visited you at home.

Drop your comments below

Nor bi when he sell e go pay royalty?

CastedGist:
GistMore.com

EFCC has arrested one Mannir Hamza Ahmed in Lagos for being in possession of 19 wraps of raw gold.

The suspect, who is being investigated for an alleged case of conspiracy, illegal mining and export of mineral resources, was arrested, yesterday, March 1, 2019 aboard an Emirates flight to Dubai, following intelligence report received by the Commission.

At the point of his arrest, the Commission found 19 wraps of gold in his luggage. The suspect neither presented any evidence of declaration of the items nor payment of royalties to the Federal Government.

See more here - http://gistmore.com/man-nabbed-with-19-wraps-of-raw-gold-photo

Unserious man

Dotng:
Breaking: Atiku presents 6-point demand to Buhari


The Presidential candidate of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) in last week’s election, Alh. Atiku Abubakar has presented a six-point demand to the federal government . Top on the demand was unfreezing of opposition politicians’ bank accounts.

Another major demanded presented to former Head of State and Chairman of the National Peace Committee, Gen. Abdulsalam Abubakar (rtd) was demilitarisarion of sequent polls. Gen. Abubakar led members of the committee to a meeting with Atiku and his running mate, Mr. Peter Obi in Abuja yesterday night. The NPC was expected to meet President Muhammadu Buhari government with the demands . Other demands by Atiku were:

*That accreditation of voters should take place before voting in subsequent elections.

*That there should be no deployment of the military in subsequent elections.

* That INEC should open its back end server to all participating parties.

*That there should be a release of all politicians detained illegally by FG.

A source at the meeting disclosed that Atiku “warned that tensions are building up in the land.” NPC team included Cardinal John Onaiyekan, Bishop Kukah and Rev. Fr Atta Barkindo of the NPC secretariat.

Atiku and his team informed the group that the election of Feb 23 was the worst in 20 years of the return to democratic rule. That it was marked by brazen rigging with no consideration to the will of the people.

They listed the following as the issues they had with the polls:

*Deployment of the military was unconstitutional and in breach of Supreme Court judgement.

*That resultantly, a lot of malpractices between the INEC officers, the ruling party and the military took place to undermine the votes/voters of the PDP.

*That there was collaboration between INEC and FG to undermine the sanctity of the votes of the people.

*That this is the worst election in 20 years. No improvement from 2015.

It was learnt that Gen. Abdusalam and his team pleaded with the PDP flag bearer to avoid anything that could jeopardise the nation’s peaceful co-existence.



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/03/breaking-atiku-presents-6-point-demand-to-buhari/

Was just scrolling to see messages like this. Nairaland never ceases to amaze you

happney65:
Shey una fuckkkk for there abi una no fucccck?Na wetin me wan know be that

So petty of Oshiomole

When we say Obasanjo never forgives and forgets Atikulators thought he was now a repentant soul ....buh see now

Did they conduct a parallel election ni or what are they saying? If its the same result INEC declared at the polling unit that they used in confirming the results declared at Abuja .....then its wrong!

phyllosilicate:
The United Kingdom (UK) says Nigerians can have confidence in the outcome of the presidential election that held on Saturday.

President Muhammadu Buhari, candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), won the election with Atiku Abubakar of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) coming second.

Harriett Baldwin, UK’s minister of state for Africa, in a statement issued on Wednesday, said the result declared was consistent with the civil society parallel vote tabulation process.

“I offer my congratulations to President Buhari on securing a second term as the Nigerian President,” she said in the statement.

“The UK is a long-standing friend and partner of Nigeria and the Nigerian people, and a stable and prosperous Nigeria benefits Africa and the world.

“The Nigerian people have demonstrated resilience and a commitment to democracy. The result declared by the Nigerian election commission is consistent with the result obtained through the civil society Parallel Vote Tabulation process. Along with our international partners, the UK believes the Nigerian people can have confidence in the result.”

Atiku had rejected the result describing the election as the worst in the history of Nigeria. Following the announcement on Wednesday, he said the election witnessed an implementation of grant theft of the people’s will.

Reacting, however, Baldwin urged the opposition to challenge the result in a peaceful manner.

“We also recognise that independent Nigerian voices have expressed concerns about the conduct of the electoral process, in particular logistics and results collation, and reports of intimidation of election officials,” she said.

“We urge any party or individual who wishes to challenge the process to do so peacefully and through the appropriate legal channel and we encourage Nigerian authorities to examine all allegations of wrongdoing carefully, and take the necessary action against individuals found responsible.

“My thoughts are also with the families and friends of those who lost their lives in election-related violence. No one should die in the exercise of their democratic rights. We will continue to support Nigeria and its civil society in drawing lessons from these elections and strengthening its democracy.”

https://www.thecable.ng/uk-says-results-declared-by-inec-were-verified/amp

See Yusuf Mai Vesper sef ooo

Chinekepikin:
After receiving his certificate of return, the president took a simple picture with his lovely wife and children in Abuja today, As the display the 4+4 sign.

I think the look good!

See more photos below
http://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/02/lovely-photo-of-president-buhari-aisha.html?m=1

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Nope you can't swap the SSD with a regular HD... and really why would anyone wanna do that, if you want more space, you can get an External HD for backup or upgrade the internal SSD, or just get the thick non-retina models. Call me for negotiation.

Ok ...I would have preferred from 2014 and newer but how much does this go for least? Can I swap the SSD with a regular drive?

Allure47:
Late 2013, Core i7 @ 2.0Ghz

Onhinow

Satibicate of rigged election

Nor bi now again o! Baba better retire go back Adamawa go de chop gworo

Donmedra:
Nobody thought Oshiohmole could win Edo 2007 governorship at the court after PDP was declared winner, it took some time before oshiomole finally won.

If Atiku presses hard enough with overwhelming evidence in the court of law, how likely will the result be in his favour?

What year is this? What processor speed?

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I wonder what Atiku is even saying sef .....when he was in PDP ....did they not score some unimaginable figures? Look at the results from 1999 to 2011 and compare the results from 2015 to 2019 ....only 2015 to 2019 seem real

dguyindcorner:
INFOGRAPHICS: Results of presidential elections in #Nigeria 1979—2019 #NigeriaDecides2019 #NigeriaDecided2019 https://twitter.com/thecableng/status/1100697003548438528/photo/1

How can the oloye be rigged out in his own game?

Islie:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/kwara-central-i-was-rigged-out-saraki/

They are doing as if the anybody had in the past won an elections petition against their party (PDP) #YeyeDeSmell

To rub it in, Buhari is even wearing a dress made out of Atiku material

saints2:
They call him the Jagagban of Africa, he is no other than Asiwaju Bola Tinubu. The national leader of All Progressive Congress, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu has arrived the Aso Villa to facilitate with Pres. Buhari over his re-election bid.

See photo below...

Source:
https://politricknews..com/2019/02/asiwaju-bola-tinubu-in-aso-villa-to.html

How South Eastern states could not muster up to a million votes baffles me. They seem to be the architect of their own misfortune. Come out and register ...No they won't, come out and vote osai .....they would allow Nnamdi Kanu to deceive them ....now this is it. The northerners invest their time and resources to register for the voters card and came out to vote.

Too petty of him. He needs to be sacked!

Realcash224:
Bashir Ahmad, Personal Assistant to President Buhari on New Media wrote:

https://mobile.twitter.com/BashirAhmaad/status/1100415652802646017

Atiku campaign team rigged him out of this election and swinddled him cause he was too desperate. He was a 'long con' for the APC men. Watch how the likes of Saraki would return back to APC

Amarabae:
First of all, I want to congratulate President Buhari for his reelection ,
I didn't vote for him but at the end of the day, he won
That's one of the beauties of democracy!
Going through the results of the presidential election from the north, I can't help but admit that I am disappointed at the PDP presidential candidate Alhaji atiku abubakar.
1. Knowing fully well that there is a corruption tag hanging around you, why shouting "you will sell NNPC up and down "
What's the essence of the noise?
And about selling it, to whom?
Likely himself through a proxy and his friends,
That NNPC brouhaha depopularise him.
He should learn how to keep his mouth shut most times.
Does he know how many people lost their jobs when Nitel was sold,
Many Nigerians especially northerners were not comfortable with that selling of NNPC thing.
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2. He didn't prepare well against rigging and malpractice.
This is Nigeria where elections comes with drama, his presidential campaign organization should have put in mechanism in place to counter that.
And BTW who was the campaign director?
Oh Saraki, who was more focused on retaining his senatorial seat to no avail,
Their whole planning was poor!
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3. Atiku needs to ask himself why he was unpopular in the north?
I never knew that he was this unpopular,
Losing your polling unit to buhari is a big embarrassment please,
Let's be frank, Buhari smashed the northern votes,
We thought atiku will divide the northern votes, but what we saw was disheartening.
Look at south where his vice president aspirant, Peter Obinna came from, PDP won the highest number of votes in the south,
That means that Peter Obi delivered.
To my suprise, the PDP votes from South west was very impressive
What is Atiku excuse for the poor performance of PDP in the north from where he is from?
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4. Dear Atiku,
I tried for you,
Supported you,
Voted for you
But hope you are aware, that the buhari you can't defeat, you joined hands in pushing him to aso rock in 2015?
When you were in APC, you left APC, ran back to PDP that you helped in removing from power and now you can't defeat APC and buhari.
Maybe it is karma fighting back!
Who knows!

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Dear Atiku Abubakar
Accept the defeat in good faith
No need of going to court, it will be subjecting yourself to more ridicule.
You are still a billionaire.
Try again in 2023
But certainly NOT in PDP.
Thank you.
From Oriaku Amarachi

This useless man

bkool7:
In a thread he tweeted some minutes ago, he wrote ....

The election was a charade!
@atiku
should now brace up to defend the choice of millions of Nigerians who risked their lives on Saturday,defied tyranny and oppression and spoke through the ballot!He must reject the results and give the FG an ultimatum to declare the authentic...
results,failure of which he will form a Govt. and order civil disobedience throughout the nation!If this charade is allowed to stand,the country is finished! Then the authentic results collated by PDP from the 119,000 PUs must be released to the public and the int. community!

https://mobile.twitter.com/realFFK/status/1100340477134544896

So Samsung is suffering from similar issue they took advantage of when Apple first launched their iPad

Gbaaaaam!

MediaNGN:
The United States of America through it's Ambassador to Nigeria, W. Stuart has reacts to Nigeria February 23rd Elections.


In his statement that was made available to MEDIAHELM NEWS. He said:



Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/02/us-reacts-to-nigeria-elections.html

Don't destroy this country abeg ....if only your result is genuine and nobody else's who will accept it? How are you certain your agents did not tamper with the results? Stop bullying anybody jooooor! Go to court if you have a case don't heat up the polity. Instead of campaigning based on issues you guys turned it into personality clash contest .....see your self now?

Em5:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-pdp-rejects-presidential-election-results/amp