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One acted foolishly while the other one acted under foolish circumstances

ebukajay184:
Reno Omokri took to his Twitter handle to call out the Nigeria government for injustice regarding the way MC Macaroni was treated for leading a pro-people protest as against the way Frank Uduak-Akpan was treated for Iniubong Umoren's murder, IgbereTV reports.

Sharing a picmix photo of Uduak and MC Macaroni, Reno wrote;


https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1393582080831938561?s=20

Reno further wrote;


https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1393588007865831433?s=20

Lalasticlala

This one be selling the bullets measuring dem with mudu like he's measuring grains




[quote author=lalasticlala post=101718200]Maiduguri based Twitter user, Dan-Borno @DanBorno shared a video of Arms dealer being interviewed and wrote:

"......... I sell each bullet at the cost of N100.00 each while AK47 and AK49 goes for N700,000.00 and N1,000,000.00 respectively......"
The only thing that will make you fear them is the AK which we can also afford if Govt will find a way of doing so pic.twitter.com/k1H8gYWbYh

— Dan-Borno (@DanBorno) May 15, 2021

Another Twitter user, Murtala @Murtalaibin
a security reporter with Humangle, retweeted Dan-Borno's video and explained further:



https://twitter.com/Murtalaibin/status/1393511641812176897?s=19[/quote]

People de try japa, this one na t0t0 being hin problem ...issssorite

Nemere2020:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/05/15/im-disappointed-he-should-face-death-penalty-father-of-serial-killer-uduak-akpan/?amp#Echobox=1621073199

Sontin don de mis yarn inside this one head

sarrki:
https://www.channelstv.com/2021/05/14/all-nigerians-are-asking-me-to-run-for-president-i-will-not-disappoint-yahaya-bello/amp/

Bros wan nack smallie

Reply to his post 'No bi mumu go pay sick mumu salaray' and watch him scurry to office

adexrocque:
A colleague's reportee informed her that he won't be able to make it to the office today Friday, May 14, 2021, as he's feeling feverish.

Few minutes later, he posted 'NA MUMU DEY GO WORK TODAY' on Twitter.

What will you do if you're the supervisor?

Na today? Have we not seen hawkers of kebabs (stick meat) taking a poo in the bush and still using the same hands to serve customers in holdups? Every tribe get dem own ooo!

Newsmic:
https://igberetvnews.com/1389881/young-man-scratches-dirty-foot-knife-apparently-used-selling-watermelon-photo-video/

Tomorrow someone will come and start talking about islamizing the country or marginalizing other tribes ...its starts with you the citizens protecting national assets.

Lagosfinder:
This wickedness.....






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwY_Y63asqI

Funny but UCAS (UK) or SAT or GRE or GMAT does not require one to have a social security or national insurance number before registering wonder why JAMB should require same knowing fully well the present situation in the country we will be alright las las


[quote author=lalasticlala post=101648845]Some applicants who need NIN to register for JAMB feel frustrated as they storm NIMC office which is crowded. Many are slamming the government for coming up with policies that affect the citizens negatively. Candidates that should be studying for exams are seen struggling to register for JAMB.

A Nigerian Twitter user, Awala @awalathegreat shared a video of some JAMB applicants at NIMC office for NiN and wrote:

This is the NIMC office in Ikeja. All they want to do is to write JAMB... The Nigerian state traumatizes both the young and Old. Sad commentary. pic.twitter.com/AlM8xY23wV

— Awala (@awalathegreat) May 13, 2021

]

Look like pepper spray into his eyes and slamming the wine bottle on his head He appeared confused seeing them

Tetrahedron:
I hope they didn’t kill that man because I think he was shot before being hit with a chill bottle of bacardi

Btw those small boys I will beat up one on one…

Your governors are the cause of the issues being faced. They alone know how to end it if they want to but their political greed will not allow them to.

Grayoso:
Lol. Perhaps you should take your own advice and "try get some sense".

Tell us if Igbos and ESN members are busy brandishing AK47s or even pump action weapons openly across the entire nation as Fulanis are supported to do , with impunity, by our armed forces.

You want to pretend not to know that it is those who report Fulani criminality who end up in jail rather than the Fulani perpetrators in Nigeria today?

If you're a Southerner then obvious people like you will see many of us butchered while we sleep.

Just laughing till now about your naive question when you ask whether "police are not doing their best to mop up illegal arms".

You must live in the diaspora or on Mars and not Nigeria.

I'm not angry at him though, my only grouse is trying to ascribe everything or anything that's abnormal to either politics or religious conspiracy theories without caring to find out the truth of why it happened.

I'm not against restructuring or whatever the people are agitating for but wonder why they've never held accountable the people elected within their locale to govern them. We've seen state governors ignoring the plights of the people and engaging in frivolous projects without meaningful impact to the people yet the same governors are shouting marginalization ....who is marginalizing who here?

National conference or whatever should start with local conference (people in the grassroot to decide what their fate should be), next move on to the state level before the national one. We as a people have not accepted tribesmen with different dialect as ours yet we want to question how the entire country should relate? Abeg you sef check am naaau

Grayoso:
Okay. Assuming you're a reasonable person why are you so angry with that poster especially when he/she made points we can all support?

All Southern Governors just met and they agreed on ban of open grazing and backed the convocation of an urgent national conference to realise the immediate restructuring of Nigeria as that poster backed.

We atrack our leaders for being traitors who never 'move' for us. Now they have. Let us all now do our bit, with people power no government can subdue forever, to back them and insist on the restructuring of Nigeria ASAP.

We must force restructuring now , like #EndSARS, since we have the political support of all our Governors to move for it.

At embolden ....and they told those were legally acquired or the police are not doing their best to mop up illegal arms? Those pump action weapons used by ESN in Imo state ...were they legally acquired? Try get some sense man

OneTemplate:
Totally Agree with you. Yet it must be by consultation and not by stealth as we see a lot of things to be under this Buhari and Fulani government.


Was discussing with some friends a few days ago (Igbos, Yorubas, Edo and Urhobo) and we wondered why it is so difficult for educated and historically lawful Southern Nigerians to get a pump action firearm, the only one Nigerian firearm laws allow ciitiizens to own, through the official channel.

Yet, in the same nation, many illiterate, nomadic and perhaps psychopathic Fulanis somehow qualify to go around with AK47 assault rifles in public view.

Look at this one ranting rubbish without caring to understand how these things work or what may have gone wrong. People like you are easily brainwashed into taking up unnecessary arms against fellow citizens

Praxis758:
Marginalisation!!!

This is why we need referendum.

The supremacist region have internationalized their tribal lording by changing search engines on google to their local language.

We won't take this!!! English is our lingua franca.

Restructuring/referendum or nothing!!!

Ignore the guy abeg ...he wants to raise dust to spark wahala on a muslim holiday.

obailala:
Lol.. only God knows the kind of computer you're using.

Oooh so now any one who shares a divergent views with you is now a northerner and yet you're claiming you're not trying to be unfortunate? Interesting

Go and ready about Geo-IP or Geo-location to understand that sometimes websites deliver contents to you based on where your IP Address is located or country you are from. Not everytime you blame it on Pantami ...I'm not even a fan of his or like him and don't give a f@ck what he may have ranted in the present or past.

Try and be open minded and learn something.

OneTemplate:
You are the one who is unfortunate and likely a Northerner. It is an observation I made without deselecting English as default in Google

Says a lot about Nigeria we now automatically consider the worst option before anything else.


With an Islamic fundamentalist and Christian hater as ICT Minister, when same chap has pledged readiness to lead Jihad against Christians in the North, then nothing seems impossible.

Rest in peace General! He was one of Nigeria's finest, quiet but very influential. Beats me how these men are older than Buhari or are we missing out something?

Stop trying to be unfortunate. You must have selected that option mistakenly on their home page before searching (see attached)

OneTemplate:
Has anyone noticed this and why are Nigerians saying nothing? For a while I have noticed casual search on Google for anything, from inside Nigeria, now returns a page translated in a language I believe to be Hausa.

Always wanted to post about this and get the opinion of others but never had the time.

Strikes me as a dangerous development and I don't believe Google would do this as default unless a deliberate and local 'tweek' is in place to achieve this. Below is an example when I just searched "Adenuga" right now.

Who else is getting this and what is your opinion considering Nigeria has over 300 ethnic groups meaning the safest bet should always be English and juxtaposed with the current suspicion of a Northern expansionist agenda?

Why on earth should Google present search in Nigeria in Hausa as default when this was not the case in the past? IT and techie guys, why the 'migration'?

Rubbish video

Corruption is our bane in this country - simpu!!!!

ogododo:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/05/gridlock-sanwo-olu-abandons-oshodi-apapa-expressway-as-motorists-commuters-lament-plight/amp/

People don't learn. When themap.ng was the buzz i warned but no one listen. One of their accomplice fronting as an investor was busy posting bank statement online as if we all don't know it can be planned. Now this one don come again ....whoever use dem hand fall victim na hin go carry am alone for head.

hucknall:
Is LA Buena Vida a Scam? Read >>> https://www.nairaland.com/6521497/la-buena-vida-heard-it

Please don't be misguided by the fake reviews on trustpilot.
Like a pyramid scheme.

It's an MLM. It operates a binary system - you bring 2 people who will bring 2 and the 2 bring a further 2.

Do you know that if one person starts a network marketing in a binary system and each person signed up brings 2 people every month, in 36 months, there should be over 68 billion people in the network. What is the population of the world?

Ask yourself, what will happen to the last set of people that will be signed up? Who are they going to sign up?

In every network marketing system, the bulk of the participants are at the bottom. In a binary system, 50% of all the participants will be at the bottom level at every single point in time and another 25% will be in the level just above them. Then 12.5% will be 2 levels above. Mind you that these 3 levels haven't made any gain at all.

What does that tell you? At every point in time, 87.5% of participants of any network marketing company are either running at a loss or have just managed to recover the capital they invested. Less than 10% are the ones that have made any reasonable profit.

So for every Mike, Nefo, Kelechi, Sam (Ifeanyi) etc who have made money in La Buena Vida, there are tens of others who have run at a loss.

Source: [url=/www.nairaland.com/kennydoc]kennydoc[/url]

Person wey clause go release if den nor qualify for UCL


[quote author=obembet post=101540994]Cristiano Ronaldo and Juventus slumped to a disappointing 3 nil defeat at the hands of AC Milan at the Allianz Arena courtsey of goals from Brahim Diaz, Ante Rebic and Fikayo Tomori.
Cristiano Ronaldo's Juventus will miss Champions League qualification and go to the Europa League unless a team above them slips up in the final three games.

Juventus are presently 5th on the log, 1 point behind 4th placed Napoli, with only 3 games left to go, Juventus might find themselves in the Europa League next season. Juve's form is not encouraging at all, this is the worst we have seen the club in over 10 years, despite having arguably one of the Greatest Player in history, it will take a miracle for the old ladies to finish in the Top 4.

Cristiano Ronaldo this season has blanked (failed to score) against Atalanta, Milan, Napoli, Inter, Porto and Fiorentina.

He has disappeared in the most crucial games this season, he's one of the main reasons why Juventus are potentially going to Europa League. So much for a "big game player".

Juventus signed Ronaldo because they wanted to win the Champions league and now they are heading to the Europa league.

Source: https://twitter.com/goal/status/1391493720856485896?s=09[/quote]

Worth investigating but I see the accusations as those of a drowning person

HonNL:
The bandits also said some police officers have been a part of the conspiracy that has fueled insecurity across Nigeria.



Peoples Gazette

How does this confirm anything? Have you heard from Iheanacho himself? What sort of foolery is this?

robosky02:
Fans Thrilled As BBNaija Tacha Confirms Relationship With Footballer Kelechi Iheanacho

Ex Big Brother Naija Pepper Dem housemate, Natacha Akide, popularly referred to as Tacha, has opened up on her relationship with the Nigerian professional footballer, Kelechi Iheanacho.

The reality star made this surprising revelation on Twitter when she applauded Iheanacho who is currently signed to Leicester for making Nigerians happy.

According to her, the Leicester striker puts smiles on the faces of Nigerians more than the Nigerian government has done.

She further suggested that Iheanacho became the President of Nigeria.

A nosy fan in reaction to Tacha's post became suspicious that the reality star might already be having something romantic with the footballer hence her sudden interest in football.

Tacha in response confirmed the fan's suspicions.

In her words;

"Been sailing long long long ago".

https://www.mimidoris.com/2021/04/fans-thrilled-as-bbnaija-tacha-confirms.html

Its the least security question anyone can guess an answer to in case of a brute force attack on your profile online.

Yemmysworld91:
I don't know if am posting this in the right section. I noticed banks, sim registration etc. do request for mother's maiden name. What's the intent behind it?

Werey de disguise ...only the misguided would follow this one

Maxymilliano:
https://www.reubenabati.com.ng/index.php/component/k2/item/29396-people-misquoted-me-i-didn-t-mean-to-mock-adeboye-over-son-s-death-sunday-igboho/post

Na only 3 politicians for this country no de madt Look at the rod size and thickness of the concrete itself ....madt people

lalasticlala:
https://twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/1391624514472132609

See how village people network (VPN) strong eh? Then welcome am home, carry am go church then finish am for there. May God forgive his short comings and rest his soul in peace, Amen

Omihanifa:
http://www.celestialnewsonline.com/photos-kayode-badrus-agonising-last-moments-how-he-was-killed/amp/

Sad ....looks like covid19

You heat up the polity and when yawa gas una go run upandan de call president to address una ....address una on what you all sparked? idiots

Officialhorlah:
https://punchng.com/buhari-should-address-nigerians-not-through-garba-shehu-dino-melaye/

Why hasn't the police or SSS taken over the site, seal it up and document all the findings there, note down the names found and compare with the list of missing people reported at the police station or publish it in a newspaper for people to cross check? Sad our security agencies lack a lot of sense in this country.

What would take someone in search of job to a place like this sef, it should've triggered a red flag naa


[quote author=lalasticlala post=101475180]Uyo-based journalist, Bassey Ibiatisuho @realbassey101 visited Frank Uduak Akpan's compound where the late job seeker, Ini Umoren, was killed and buried in a shallow grave. He shared pictures of what he found on Twitter.

Mr Ibiatisuho wrote:



https://twitter.com/realbassey101/status/1390649344278343687?s=19[/quote]

Go and buy the domain name before its too late

Perfectbeing:
Hello everyone.
A friend of mine on registering for JAMB used "name@gamil.com" instead of "@gmail.com"... Can this mistake be corrected cos now she can't access her JAMB portal.

Thanks