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eddyvilla:
My wife applied many months back and she was asked to pay money. Now she did not apply and have gotten another invite. Anybody with experience with them.

It's a scam, SCAM

godofuck231:
Bad kitty , very bad kitty

Waooo, where you at, let me confirm this kitty is bahd

yinkaOdutuyo:
Is not a problem, but I don't think is proper for me to be feeding her, even when she's in her parent house bro.

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She is Not a resourceful person, that spirit of poverty does not shake off easily. If you have nothing to teach her to grow her into someone that can be independent then i pity you.

You will remain the ATM forever

Tokskob2008:
Saw this on FB and nostalgia kicked in........

What movie or movies comes to your mind when you see this old video cassette player?

For me it's Jackie Chan's POLICE STORY PT 1,2 and 3.

Share yours.

Inglorious Bastard, 1978 Italian movie
James Bond live and lets die
You only live twice
The king and I
Burning Train

yinkus6750:
With the kind of people arrested, hope in depth investigation will reveal those behind the action.
Nice breaking news on a day of Opening Rivers Judicial year .

And you believe this nonsense from the police

justified007:
Good morning , I woke up this morning to another debit on my UBA bank account whereas my atm and everything is here with me. It's been the third or fourth debit I will be receiving in about a week and it happened always around 11pm -1am when I must have been sleeping.



I am seriously suspecting an old staff turned Yahoo boy but I don't have evidence and the narration always shows ikeja POS or something like that.


Please how do I get to know this culprit?

If you have subscribed to this loan app before then you should start suspecting them that's their area of specialty.

Americafighter:
Nice one from the Mr failure.. buh I'm very sure if it was to be a man nothing would have been done

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OR if she was not a cousin to a prominent person.

Me23:
Hello my Nairalanders,

I will go straight to the point and won't waste your time. I just recently got married let say 3weeks now, my wife was a virgin when I met her and we didn't have sex not until our wedding night. On the wedding night, I couldn't penetrate in as it was difficult for both of us because she always feels serious pain anytime I tried to enter. Finally I was able to enter on the third day, even at that it was just the small part of penise that was able to enter but mehn she scream so loud but sha I could confirm the blood.

After that we've had series of love making and I always go slow as I know that's her first time, but anytime am about to go in, she always feel pain both during and after sex. Sometimes the pain will reduce and while atimes the pain will be so much that I will have to stop the love making as I couldn't take it while seeing her in pain, she would want me to continue because she wants to satisfy me and because I could wait all this while without having sex.

Before our wedding, we decided to do some check up for any kind of infection so as not to take any chances for anything that would ruin our sexual life, and we were treated accordingly. After this experience of pain, we had to surf the net to know what could cause the pain, and some of the results and things that could lead to can be pain during sex are: genitals wart, lesion, blisters around the genitals, scratching and having burning sensation around the genitals etc I checked her vagina to see if there's such I didn't find any and she also claims she doesn't scratch or experience any burning sensation.

Pls to all the doctors in the house and to those that have had such experience pls help this guy and his wife. I was on celibacy for two years o and now that I'm ready to enjoy sex now this one come dey show up.

My son, go and buy sex lubricant and apply on your genitals before you use your prick tear somebody pickin kpekus.

Google sex lubricant and buy one at the chemist,also try a lot of pre-intimacy before sex so that she can be wet before the real deal.

Lollittaa:
As far as I could remember, I've always had very painful menstruation. To a point that it affects my ability to work or be productive.
Painkillers hardly work, so it's about 4-7 days of Pre menstrual cramps +5 day period of agony. Almost two weeks every month. Sometimes I fall sick during or after my period.
I talked to my doctor. I was thinking family planning pills might pause my periods for sometime. But he said no they don't. He advised I be taking painkillers prior to my period and I have ulcer.

I'm tired. NL doctors, what can I do?

If you take sugar or too much carbonated drinks try and stop it

Commentor:
It is not their property.

If they felt a crime was committed they could hand him and his property over to the police but they cannot seize his passport.

His passport can be seized if irregularities are suspected, the passport will then be officially handed over to the Interior ministry, which the NIS {immigration} is a subset of

An official enquiry will then be filled, if you are guilty of forgery, a legal charge will then be filed in court.

Think about it this way, when a bank discovers that the bank notes you brought to the bank are fake do they return it back to you?

Adebeeyi:
https://fij.ng/article/e-naira-app-vanishes-on-google-playstore-amid-poor-reviews/

I hope it is not the Crowe Man that crafted this thing called eNaira?

Matheusmartin:
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Tull tomorrow, I still do not understand what Emiefele was trying to do here..

I met the man once during his time as DMD, and had not been impressed at all. He is more of yes sir man.

I am. Looking forward to meet a farmer or supplier who can meet large demands of Yellow corn and Bitter kola. Please send me a DM

BIGDADDY000:
Hmm, funny enough, more grease to your elbow then.

and abeg take am easy to all that teen and family woman in your neighborhood o.

..... Abi to his John Thomas

wisemum:
I am bringing this topic here to see if I can get any good advise from youths of the same generation.

My son returned from schooling abroad two years ago and after completing his NYSC, has been trying to get a job. None has been forthcoming but he tries to keep occupied, trying his hands on different projects. He still lives at home but says that once he is financially stable, he will get his own apartment and move out.

He is generally a calm, law abiding , likeable gentleman until when he recently started bringing home this girl who dresses like a prostitute and who I discovered stays overnight in his room with him. His dad and I have fought him over this subject to no avail. I confronted the girl to tell her I do not feel comfortable with her sleeping overnight in my house especially since I do not know her family and will be held responsible if anything happens to her. She apologized to me and promised not to come to sleep over again. However, I noticed that after that, he started sneaking her in at late hours of the night when he thinks we have gone to bed, sometimes when it is past midnight. He hasn't introduced the girl to us as anything to him even though I have asked him several times what his intentions with this girl is but he will just say she is a friend that makes him happy- that's all.

He told his uncle that he likes the girl. I don't even know what else to do. I have tried talking to him, reasoning with him, but it all falls on his deaf ears. I do not like this girl at all. She comes across to me as a street girl- even though she is generally polite when she meets me at home anytime she comes during the day. I investigated and found out her work place is not far from our house. What I do not like about her is that she dresses, exposing delicate parts of her body and is a chain smoker.

Furthermore, to me, a girl who sleeps out in a mans' parent house, continually disregarding how his parents feel about it, cannot be good news. Once, I caught her almost naked in the night walking along the corridor leading to my sons room. She ran inside his room when she saw me. I was so embarrassed and wondered what if my husband had been the one who ran into her? What kind of thing is this? Only her pant on, breasts bare. It was the following day I traced her to her work place and gently but sharply and firmly told her I do not permit her to sleep over in my house again. His dad also spoke with him. I also spoke to him. Everything has been to no avail.

He still sneaks her in. Or did she jazz him?, Please advise me. Thanks.

It always ends up in a bad way, my brother did exactly the same thing. He is left with 2 untrained children out of wedlock and no wife

7victor:
I receive information that someone has been caught with my certificates which were stolen.

It could be recalled that I made headline in Nairaland when I wrote that all my certificates were stolen.

https://www.nairaland.com/5041665/all-certificates-primary-school-masters

Today, my friend called me that someone has been caught with my certificates trying to smuggle something at Lagos airport.

Please help me Nairaland.

Please mod, move this to the front page.

Did you make a police report when your certificates were stolen, if yes, proceed to the police station and report that you got information that your certificate were found with a smuggler. The police will accompany you to the crime scene and effect arrest, due process of law will follow, however, if you did not make a report before now, you may be an accomplice to the crime.

reel14:
Hello Nairalanders. I got married late last year.
Even though I got married late, I made sure I was gainfully employed before taking the giant stride.

I love my wife and she loves me too. I carry 98 % of the home responsibility, recently, because things are on the high side and my wife is working as well, I told her to be taking care of filling the gas while I handle other bills.
I have observed that anytime I go near the gas maybe to make food or boil water, she will remind how expensive gas is right now, after all, if it finishes, I won't give money to fill. These words hurt me alot as this is the only thing you do for us in this house. I know how much I pay for rent, DSTV etc with other utility bills.

My thoughts now are;
How do men which their wives are feeding them cope with insults and embarrassments that come with every meal?

How do unemployed/underemployed men cope?

What if anything happens with my job, will I be able to stay in a verbal abusive home?

You will hear and see shit.. This is the time to to be frank with the wife. Don't feel shy let her know how you feel and prepare yourself for the future when their might be no job, have a second hustle. Peace

nzeobi:
Not in all cases, they're people in some African or south American countries that are still better than people in some of those countries you mentioned. There are poor people everywhere

Belgium no be better country?

festacman:
This loudmouth might be truly worshipping here. Only God can tell because only him sees the abundance of the heart.

You are very correct

coolcharm:
LoL, they just chop you 40k for nothing.

Except your papers are fake, I see no reason why you should part with your hard earned money by the roadside

I agree with you, if your paper's are to expire in year 2021 is not showing that but 2022 is that not suspicious enough and for you to agree to part with 40k when you are sure you did genuine papers call for concern.

1.For Your road worthiness go to the VIO office and get it done
2.For your Vehicle license and Insurance , visit designated banks or insurance company a lot of them do online services.There are designated offices that offer this services within the local government premises or VIO offices.

Avoid being scammed.

lalasticlala:
https://dailytrust.com/how-communication-failure-caused-deadly-attack-on-troops-in-zamfara

The Army use encrypted radio signals for communication and not public communication systems

Princecanada:
Hi Nairalanders,

This issue has been bothering for a while now. I am not the promiscuous type. I was a virgin all through my university until I started working in one of the states. She was my first and has been the only one. I have been having relationship problems in the sense that I it's just so difficult for me to get emotionally attached to a lady. I am straight so don't think the other way round. I tried to see if I could work this out with her, but along the line, I lost interest again. So just before my relocation, she said she wants to see me one last time before I travel, I tried to lie to her that I am unavailable,but then she made it seemed like I didn't want to see her, I felt sorry and said no problem that she can come around. I have only had sex with her once but with protection, on this her second visit, she said she wouldn't want protection anymore as she doesn't enjoy sex with condom, and that she wants to enjoy sex before I leave. I told her I am not comfortable with the idea as I don't want her to get pregnant as she is still a student in one of the universities. She said she can only get pregnant if she wants to, and that as a student, she doesn't want that yet. When she came over, the did happened but even then I still used a condom, condom broke on 3 occasions, then I decided to raw, and when I felt I was about to release, I pulled out. Even though I pulled out, I was uncomfortable because I have heard that precum can also get a lady pregnant. I was scared about any possibility of infection too. Took her to the hospital the next day, did HIV and other STD tests which came out negative. We went together to see the doctor for post pills, but she declined taking any that since I didn't release in her, she will be fine. And that she has pills she can take too. I was furious at her, but had to respect her decision as it is her body.

Three weeks after, she called that she thinks she's pregnant, that she missed her period which is very unusual. I was so mad at her and told her, I didn't want to hear any of that as I made it clear to her from the beginning. She started crying and got emotional, that got to me and I told her not to worry, that I will pay her bride price and marry her. I earn about half a million monthly, so I believe I can take care of her and the kid. She paused and said she needs to think about it. Regarding abortion, I already told her, my tradition forbids me from giving any form of material and financial assistance to her to do that, if at all she wants to do it, it has to be her sole decision. I made it clear to her that I won't be involved in the decision to abort the pregnancy. She called back after a couple of minutes that she is not comfortable with my decision to marry her, that I want to do that because of the pregnancy. She asked if there was no pregnancy,would I have chosen to marry her, I told her, I don't know. She said then that she is going to abort it, I pleaded with her not to abort seeing the possibility of me becoming a dad soon, she said she will go ahead to abort, that her friend have gotten her some meds already. She called few days later that she just got the drugs, and have taken them, and that she is experiencing blood flow and stomach ache, that I shouldn't abandon her in this difficult time. I said no problem, so I kept calling to check on her very often. After a week, I stopped calling as usual, and that became a problem. I wanted her to move on with her life.

I kept in touch with her and supported her financially when the need arose. When I told her, I am back to the same city with her, she said she wanted to see me that it's very important, I said what's so important that we can't discuss over the phone, she said when I see her I will know. Well, when the day came for her to see me, I told her I was unavailable, then she coded I was avoiding her. We chatted, and she told me the pregnancy is still there. I told her to stop messing with me as I am currently trying to move on and build a new relationship. She insisted, then I said well, if you are, deliver the child, I will take responsibility. She said is that all I have to say, that I want to make her my Baby Mama? I then asked her, what more does she want? I offered marriage before, but now, that's no longer on the table. When the baby is borne I will take responsibility. Well, long story short, at the end of our chat, she said, she was never pregnant, and that she will only get pregnant if she wants to. I then told her, I am not going to forgive her in a hurry.

Since then, we stopped communicating. Recently,I saw her WhatsApp status with her visibly pregnant in the picture. I have been seeing most of her status update on Facebook and WhatsApp, I feel so sorry for her most of the time. She has done nothing wrong but love me. The problem is me, I can't seem to be able to really love back the way I ought to. Feelings die after few weeks and months. This happened to all the 6 ladies I have dated.

My worry right now is, could she be carrying my child? I didn't release in her, but there could be a possibility of precum. One of her friends once called me that she noticed she is pregnant, and I am the only one she has known to be dating her. She claimed to have called me without her knowledge and consent and ask if she told me she was pregnant.

I was a good boy and should have remained a virgin till marriage if I had known. Now look how complicated my life just got. I never wanted to have kids with different women. I haven't really been myself since. If you are a young single guy, please learn from my experience.

For the mature minds in the house, what do you advise I do about my present predicament?

For a very strong reason, I suspect the pregnancy is not yours. Tell her that you will only accept responsibility if a DNA proves you as the father of the child.

ijoba222:
please help me out , I am a regular here I had to create new Moniker. it's itchy too sometimes


okay thanks yall, your advices have been helpful I'm grateful �

It's a fungal infection of the skin, it normally spreads to the arm, your chest or your back.

Meet your doctor for oral and physical prescriptions and it's not sex related.

PrinceOfLagos:
Another one ...

Why is it that Buhari only appoints people with questionable characters

If his appointees not looting our nation's treasury they are smuggling stolen cars from the U.S

Read very well, he did not steal the car, he bought it from a dealership.

southniyikaye:
How do this man keep coming up with all these topics?
The only time I use earpiece is while am traveling cos I hate boring journey.
So how is it blocking my future?


brother, how does earpiece prevent you from hearing from the holy spirit?
Your case is just like tunning down your car volume just to read a road sign

What's the difference between the headphones and the microphone he is using, na who design that one?

fineboynl:
Should I tell him?

Please tell him, let's hope he has courage to accept

LoveTalk:
My body don dey do gri gri oooo

So you actually like your plate been licked, I need to find you, then arrest you and...... ����

Tolani1122:
Its normal super clean pussy , odorless ones. I Suck alots , pussy is salty , the girl go dey scream , if u want finish the girl suck her finish tell her say u no dey Bleep, , try and suck pussy bro, ur Gf no like any other guy, my ex way done marry still call , omo i block her for life

Urine is salty na, maybe you don't know the difference

Monogamy:
Eko means Lagos Island,Idumota, Obalende, Tinubu square and co....

O ti meyo

Adamma91:
We are here to answer all your questions regarding CAC.

Contact us on 08149344598

Can you please dwell more on Nature of Business, for instance I keep getting query on Nature of business, can you help out

SpruceMediaNG:
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Let's reason together on this.

He needs to be involved with businesses that requires less moving around and more of supervision.

He needs to be doing businesses that gives daily returns

He needs to work with the young and willing and get returns in a supervisory model


He needs to do a business that doesn't require excessive movement, doesn't deteriorate without capital funds, yet accrue interest

There are different businesses that fits the profile


Let's explore a few ideas


1. Wholesale distributorship for bottle drinks, bottled water combined with whole sale egg sales as Ibadan is connected with many large poultry. The customers for one commodity will attract more customers to buy the other commodity. With 2 Million rentage of shop and stocking can begin with these two products





2. Having a mini convenience store. With around 500-850 for rentage depending on location and the rest for stocking, a neighborhood mini Mart can be setup conveniently with this amount.




3. Sales of nylon wholesale. Buying from factories and selling to retailers is an excellent business that even 500,000 Naira can coneniently setup. It also yields daily returns



4. Transportation. 2.5 Million can setup two to four buses or cars depending on quality and handed to three drivers while you expect daily or weekly returns depending on your arrangement.


5. Saw Mill


6. Sales of Building Materials


7. Haulage Business


8. Business centre


9. Multiple POS business hubs

With 500,000 he can start with POs centers based on demand and Chairs and canopy rentals also based on demand.

You can also look at livestock breeding. E.g piggery, goats, e.t.c

AkalaJ:
Smh. These are the kind of suspicious confessions from Kanu's boys that would be used to nail his coffin in court. I don't know how true it is, but it sounds embellished to me.

Too much salt and pepper, it will be to pepperish when it gets to court and spat out