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I know many Nigerians are crazy over foreign football leagues but I'm still very much interested in following the traditional Naija clubs like my Rangers International of Enugu. Any reliable website that I can get current news and scores about the Naija league? http://nigeriansportsonline.com/home.php seems decent but they never update the league table. NFA? Do they even have a functional website?

Do we even have court reporters? Or judges still write proceedings in long hand? There are just too many little things we must fix first in our judicial system before we start advocating for regular folks to decide issues of facts (jury). Let's start by charging people to court within 24hrs of arrest, which I believe is what the law provides.

Jury system indeed. That's the least of our problems

Why would any one spend time and money to learn how to dance salsa? Are you auditioning for a Hispanic music video. If not, just watch others and do the 1,2,3, when next you find yourself in a Boricua dance club.

All these fairy tales is why you should seriously consider the Church of Scientology.

It's obvious that elections in Nigeria is a selection process by the incumbent and the political elites. No one can vouch for the bogus results often put out after an election. Political parties have agents at voting and collation centers to monitor the election. If the political parties cannot monitor these election, collect accurate data, and challenge obvious discrepancies, our elections will continue to be a farce. And our "selected" officials will remain corrupt because they're not answerable to the electorates. Is electronic voting the solution? Not if we cannot authenticate the accuracy of the process.

May be 3rd term is not dead after all. Or is it IBB at his Maradonic best (special envoy to Gambia and all). And Atiku still insist that nothing can stop his march to Aso Rock. Stay tuned. This is gonna get interesting.

someone like Amelie Mauresmo could definetly rape me

Oh yes! All those ribbed muscles. Me I want Amelie to committ sexual misconduct on me.

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The whole toilet seat debate is symptomatic of what is wrong with the female sex.
We want the toilet seat up,they want it down.If we come in and see the toilet seat down,we don't complain but if the reverse is the case,women complain to the high heavens.It is as if the world should only be how they want it.
They are not prepared to countenance the fact that humanity is diverse and our needs are similarly diverse
Good luck to my brothers in the struggle to keep the toilet seat up

Exactly my point, brother.

It's one of those once in a lifetime stories. There are suggestions that he make an offer to buy the Dodgers and install himself the opening day pitcher.

Any person fit to use the bathroom, male and female alike, should be able to adjust the seat to their use.
I want to ask women: Who gave you exclusive ownership of the bathroom? If men are nice enough to put the seat down, why can't you ladies lift it up when you are done?

It's an exclusive identity of Nigerians in the midst of other cultures. It empowers me and I love to flaunt it.

Massage is good for the body but really really good with a happy ending.

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So tell me, Are you implying Wade is only good b/c of his of his hustle plays? If you are then you are truly an idiot, and you've lost all credibility

All these cursing over some ball player! Men, I'm really going to miss my "lost credibility"
What if I agree with you that Wade is good. Will you suck my d*ck?

Reminds me of a go-go dancer I used to know.

You seem so young and naive for a university chic. Don't go impressing yourself on a guy or you'll surely get burnt.

If you neither have a first lady nor parade your girlfriend(s) in public in Nigeria, then you're gay. Hmmm. Interesting assumption. I never knew that.

I've always liked Wade as a nice young man, but very concerned with his "reckless abandon" style of play which will cut short his playing career if he doesn't tone it down. There is a big difference between pure skill (Kobe) and hustle play.
I hope he goes for the season ending surgery. My Knicks needs all the help we can get to sneak into the playoffs.

Oga JTB just want his own share of the pie. Of course you'll have to pay "verification fee" and "facilitation fee".
Only in Naija will a task as simple as verifying tax returns made into a spectacle.

I love Atiku to succeed because I have a vested interest in his success as the next president. Sincerely, that's all that counts in Naija politics. If anyone disagree, please sell me on your candidate and the manifesto you sincerely and genuinely believe he can successfully implement in Naija.
I'll surely put the country first as a patriot and abandon my potential windfall from Atiku's success for the overall good of the country.

Does anyone know if Atiku replaced his running mate by the deadline? I read that Pat Utomi and Senator Obi were in the mix.

Hi precious one, I love you for your choice of Toni's pic, even if you're bi.
Like someone already mentioned, she performed at the NBA all stars game in Las Vegas on Sunday. You've not heard much of her in terms of music, because of some issues with her recording company. She was recently released from the contract, and hopefully she'll come back soon with a hit.

Still Halle. Even pregnant Halle still does it for me.

***I hate gay people*** Yes, I'm homophobic** - Tim Hardaway (Ex NBA star)

Yes brother, say it like it really is.

I really hate when gays relate the way society treat their sexual preference to racism. It minimizes the dark evils of racism and must stop.